Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread September 4-7, 2012

[Chob]

I hope everyone had a great vacation.

[mynameisPORTER]

Hey Spaz-ola, To answer your Q re.: if I would acknowledge the biggun if he could actually turn things around and produce entertaining shows again?
The answer is, "Yes" - with a whole host of new b friendly characters. Happily.
"PORTER" came about as a reactionary statement to an increasingly crappy product.
SOMEBODY had to say it - and "PORTER" has quite a way to do so apparently, with everlasting impact.
b, brent, mansoned and Spice ALL know it. And so do all of you folks.
P.E.R.I.O.D.
I, "PORTER", wrote the definative textbook regarding the 'Counter-Programming' of live, on-air talk radio. Tampa Bay knows of No Other like that of - "PORTER".
P.E.R.I.O.D.
b had his chance, spaz-meister, he sure did, but chose The Low Road.
Yes, I would acknowledge b.... by favoring him with my talents as I see fit again - as it was before he chose to be a knob after 11 years of my highly coveted contributions under the guises of so many monikers and dialects.
(I sought the highest rated shows for my shenanigans too, you know, spazm, yes'm)

[NeTaS]

wow what an ego

[iobane]

There will be troll.

[Smok44]

Hey Spaz-ola, To answer your Q re.: if I would acknowledge the biggun if he could actually turn things around and produce entertaining shows again?
The answer is, "Yes" - with a whole host of new b friendly characters. Happily.
"PORTER" came about as a reactionary statement to an increasingly crappy product.
SOMEBODY had to say it - and "PORTER" has quite a way to do so apparently, with everlasting impact.
b, brent, mansoned and Spice ALL know it. And so do all of you folks.
P.E.R.I.O.D.
I, "PORTER", wrote the definative textbook regarding the 'Counter-Programming' of live, on-air talk radio. Tampa Bay knows of No Other like that of - "PORTER".
P.E.R.I.O.D.
b had his chance, spaz-meister, he sure did, but chose The Low Road.
Yes, I would acknowledge b.... by favoring him with my talents as I see fit again - as it was before he chose to be a knob after 11 years of my highly coveted contributions under the guises of so many monikers and dialects.
(I sought the highest rated shows for my shenanigans too, you know, spazm, yes'm)



:haha: Who the hell is this jobber?

[BlindLawrence]

Good morning, I don't think this is the real Porter. If this is, how are those yard clippings you talked about on April 28, 2010?

[Chob]

:soulja:

[Chob]

Brent got gash on his chin. Uh huh huh.

[Chob]

Oh damn, it's worse than it sounded. O_O Get better soon Brent.

[Chob]

http://www.kingbubba.com/imagehost/images/31brentschin.jpg

[brooker]

How did he get cut?

[Chob]

How did he get cut?
Got a bit too tipsy I believe.

[Chob]

Bubba said a word vaguely like "tranny," somewhere SJ's ears perked up. :jj:

[The Butler]

Tough break for Brent. No real food for a month. And I assume, no Football Fridays.

[Chob]

Tough break for Brent. No real food for a month. And I assume, no Football Fridays.
Didn't even think of that last one. I wonder if someone else gets the slot.

[Chob]

I wonder if Brent has tried to get Gary Johnson on. If Bubba learned a little bit about him he'd be on his script real quick.

[milkman]

Mizornin! Sucks for Brent, and his girl will prolly ditch him now too.

[NeTaS]

:wave2: morning

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

what happened to brents chin

[milkman]

Looks like a nice uppercut. :D

[Chob]

Sup dudes?
what happened to brents chin
He faceplanted. A selfless sacrifice to give you more chopping material.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: awesome i wish there was video

[SJ]

Bubba said a word vaguely like "tranny," somewhere SJ's ears perked up. :jj:
woke me up right out of bed

[Chob]

woke me up right out of bed
Sorry. It was "trainee." Better luck next time.

[The Butler]

Sup dudes?

He faceplanted. A selfless sacrifice to give you more chopping material.

At least the Gator game won me some vCash.

:brentrock:

[Chob]

Hurricane scurried over to Cox Tampa. :jj:

[SJ]

alright guys I'm off - just flyin by - have a good day and I'll catch you guys hopefully in time for some burkakke

[SJ]

no homo

[Chob]

alright guys I'm off - just flyin by - have a good day and I'll catch you guys hopefully in time for some burkakke
Later. :denzil:

[milkman]

Anything worthwhile happen the first 2 hrs while I was sleeping in? :D

[Chob]

Anything worthwhile happen the first 2 hrs while I was sleeping in? :D
They were giving away free Icehouse and Taco Bell to callers.

[milkman]

Damn, missed it again!

[NeTaS]

well so much for not caring,I hate politics so much

[NeTaS]

Talk about believing in god being stupid,this political shit is a close second in my book

[Chob]

well so much for not caring,I hate politics so much
We'll be back to business as usual soon enough.

[milkman]

Well, the people there sure like Eastwood, so what Bubba thinks doesn't matter does it?

[milkman]

Ummm, no it isn't Bubba they are in NC.

[Chob]

Goddamn. How many CD-R's must they go through? Give him whatever Stern uses. The preview pages and what not.

[milkman]

Yeah, you would think with a new studio he would have got some new technology instead of fuckin CD players. :lol:

[Chob]

It just seems wasteful and upsets my OCD. I have issues. :jj:

[iobane]

Technology inept duck strikes again.

[Chob]

TMZ's 8 bit tunes strike again.

[Teambaylagoon]

Geez, Ballard got f-ed up

[Chob]

Octomom? Flaky? WELL I NEVER!

[Smok44]

Nope

[Dan Blaze]

:bonghit:

Morning everyone!

[Dan Blaze]

Tara vs. Bubba. Book it.

[milkman]

mornin Dan

[milkman]

Tara vs. Bubba. Book it.

Bubba would back out. :lol:

[Dan Blaze]

"I'm not fightin' some jobber!" :lol:

edit:

Everyone waitin' for Drew to start this morning or something?

[iobane]

Including bubba.

[Dan Blaze]

Sounds like a girl Bubba would love.

[Chob]

Doesn't sound shady at all.

[iobane]

Programming note: mugsy is the sage's sage.

[Dan Blaze]

ALARMFORCE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THE HOLOCAUST, M'YELLOW!

[TJGoSurf]

Are the rumors true the uncensored show is only an hour now?

[iobane]

Alarmforce could have prevented Katrina.

[iobane]

Are the rumors true the uncensored show is only an hour now?

Some would tell you it's only 30 minutes.

[mynameisPORTER]

Hey, Blind 'un! Awesome! Thanks for the date of when I sat in for b. For the life of me I couldn't remember - I can't keep up with all that shit.
Was it REALLY back in 2010?!
Man, time FLIES when you're not a fat talentless fuckstick hellbent on fucking-over those less fortunate.
And Blind'un? It wasn't MY grass clippings.....Don't just HEAR me, BL - L.I.S.T.E.N. to me.
Blind. Riiiiiiiight.

[iobane]

I wonder how difficult it is for your average text-to-speech application to translate that post accurately.

[TJGoSurf]

Some would tell you it's only 30 minutes.

Glad I just pay monthly. If I was an Early Enlister I might have some hate to spread; of course I don't like anybody so it would be myself and my steering wheel in the hater club.

[milkman]

I wonder how difficult it is for your average text-to-speech application to translate that post accurately.

It would just come out "pure shit" that is all.

[The Butler]

Man, time FLIES when you're not a fat talentless fuckstick hellbent on fucking-over those less fortunate.
And Blind'un? It wasn't MY grass clippings.....Don't just HEAR me, BL - L.I.S.T.E.N. to me.
Blind. Riiiiiiiight.

Pulp Fiction - English Motherfucker Do You Speak It - YouTube

[iobane]

So what's the reason for your avatar image being the simplistic equation for average acceleration?

[Chob]

Glad I just pay monthly. If I was an Early Enlister I might have some hate to spread; of course I don't like anybody so it would be myself and my steering wheel in the hater club.
I'm curious to hear how he addresses it.

[iobane]

He won't.

[Dan Blaze]

Burke Radio Network, SAY IT!

[TJGoSurf]

So what's the reason for your avatar image being the simplistic equation for average acceleration?

Last avatar was an ex so I had to change it fast. No meaning behind it.

[iobane]

Thought so, then may I suggest the women = evil equation?

[TJGoSurf]

Here are some pics you're looking for:

http://s7.postimage.org/ll7vpuf4b/17708811075245595443.jpg

http://s8.postimage.org/ere0wk17p/IMG_1962_1.jpg

http://s18.postimage.org/4mkp75m0p/spider_fairy.jpg

She didn't want a relationship yet she wanted to fuck without condoms. Just a few warning flags went up.

[milkman]

The blue hair would have been warning enough for me, just sayin! :D

[Dan Blaze]

:ned:
^He'd tap that.

[The Butler]

Those photos are not Howard Stern approved.

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha :lol:

[Chob]

Those photos are not Howard Stern approved.
:jj:

[Chob]

Nick and Artie? Nice. As long as Artie does most of the talking.

[Asschin]

Good morning, I don't think this is the real Porter. If this is, how are those yard clippings you talked about on April 28, 2010?

it's the real Porter, trust me.

[iobane]

My suggestion remains.

[The Butler]

it's the real Porter, trust me.

Your buddy from Lud's board?

[TJGoSurf]

Wait, is today live?

[Dan Blaze]

Yep, live as rehashed bits gets!

[Chob]

What show is this clip from?
Wait, is today live?
Yup.

[iobane]

In case you missed it, 2 broke girls.

[Chob]

In case you missed it, 2 broke girls.
Got it, thanks.

[Dan Blaze]

Tara loves farmsecrets.

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/pD59E.jpg

[Chob]

Oh Jason and Wallace are officially interns now.

[iobane]

They've been sitting in creative meetings for a few weeks now.

[iobane]

Also bubba called kat denning ugly.

I lol'd.

[TJGoSurf]

Also bubba called kat denning ugly.

I lol'd.

Fuck the fat guy!

[Asschin]

Your buddy from Lud's board?

We are not "buddies" but yes he is the same guy from there.

[Dan Blaze]

Also bubba called kat denning ugly.

I lol'd.

My penis disagrees with Bubba. :smug:

[Chob]

Does anyone else get the 1-800-ASK-GARY theme stuck in their head? Shit's catchy.

[TJGoSurf]

It's been fun but I will download the show later from IO. For now I am going to put this on my car:

http://i49.tinypic.com/1zx5b1f.jpg

[milkman]

Well Tudds is on Drew.

[Chob]

Well Tudds is on Drew.
Drew is putting him over for the best of and doesn't even sound remotely pissed. But then again Tuddle's not paid to be there. :ahha:

[milkman]

Yeah, we will see tonight how it plays out.

[mynameisPORTER]

Thanks for the promotional efforts, teej - Mert Perter PORTER Stig - they are ALL ME (and then some)!
Say it, Then DISPLAY IT! Get to printing, cheif! AWE-some!
Bubba's Army - wear it! MERTPETERPORTERSTIG
MERTPETERPORTERSTIGMERTPETERPORTERSTIG
"REAL.RAW.TALENT.MERTPETERPORTERSTIG"
(Note: There is no "The" - it is simply "Stig". Revision necessary)

[mynameisPORTER]

"Chin and I are "buddies" only in the same sense that ba's are ALL "buddies" - because of the common affiliation.
'Chin and I both have insider experience.
Credibility, folks. In SPADES.
I don't speak for 'Chin, but I am here to HELP.
HELP you folks detox...in 12 easy steps.
Tell 'em, 'Chin: "I am ______________ and I am a recovering btls....."
Step #1 is that simple, lemmings.
Only 11 more to go.

Peace

[Chob]

Perfect set up for a "Dick in a Box" parody by Manson.

[jonstas]

:hw:

[Chob]

:hw:
:denzil: Not into Impression Week? :jj:

[milkman]

Yo jonstas!

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Hey now! What a nice day off. Stirred up 3 muskies and went out for breakfast with the wife. Milk, I'll pm you some info.

[milkman]

Mornin Fish..so far I've done nuthin today, but will make a beer run soon! :D

[jonstas]

:denzil: Not into Impression Week? :jj:

nah... i heard all that shit a million times already..


Yo jonstas!

:beer2:


what up, milk

[iobane]

M.radioio.com internal server error. Caronet strikes again?

[Chob]

Mornin Fish..so far I've done nuthin today, but will make a beer run soon! :D
Don't overexert yourself.

[FishMuskys]

Great Neditorial!

[Chob]

Watching the RNC live was a depressing experience.

[jonstas]

Watching the RNC live was a depressing experience.



:snoogans:

[Chob]

Therein lies the problem with putting someone else in charge of your party.

[milkman]

Aww fuck more Christmas party mark out bullshit. :rolleyes:

[FishMuskys]

Watching the RNC live was a depressing experience.

Yes it was. Now the DNC is starting, which will be equally depressing. They ALL suck.

[Chob]

"Fuck this shirt, where's my cannabis goodies?" :lol:

[jonstas]

any phone callers get through on the fm show to bitch about the new 1hr IO show?

[milkman]

No, and none will on this one I'd bet.

[iobane]

Yay routing.

[Chob]

any phone callers get through on the fm show to bitch about the new 1hr IO show?
Were you planning on trying? :jj:

[Chob]

Anyone listening on mobile? Looks like the mobile site is down for me.
The mobile site is down completely it seems.

[jonstas]

Were you planning on trying? :jj:




:bigthink:

[milkman]

Working on me Droid, but I use Xiia with the same link I use at home.

[Chob]

Working on me Droid, but I use Xiia with the same link I use at home.
:bigthink: Maybe some of the third party apps still work.

[iobane]

The streams stayed up but the mobile went down.

[Chob]

Linda was responsible for getting Hogan on the show the first time? Funny.

[milkman]

Fuck, he would promote that fuckin French Hen place endlessly, like he did with Brookies voting shit.

[Chob]

I wish they'd get the 98 Rock stuff up for download.

[Ken Masters]

fuuuck i hate holiday mondays. completely fucks my tuesdays up

[Chob]

1C, stop sending the show e-mails.

[Chob]

He lost $17,000 in New Orleans? Ouch.

[jonstas]

:jj: he lost $17k on the new orleans bubbapalooza

[FishMuskys]

Milk, all kings are inside pool view north building. Will that work? Where are you at?

[milkman]

Well, I am going to get South building patio, so we have a place to hang out with table and chairs and shit. I haven't done it yet.

[Chob]

Damn, young Bubba was the MacGyver of cheating.

[Ken Masters]

Thanks for the promotional efforts, teej - Mert Perter PORTER Stig - they are ALL ME (and then some)!
Say it, Then DISPLAY IT! Get to printing, cheif! AWE-some!
Bubba's Army - wear it! MERTPETERPORTERSTIG
MERTPETERPORTERSTIGMERTPETERPORTERSTIG
"REAL.RAW.TALENT.MERTPETERPORTERSTIG"
(Note: There is no "The" - it is simply "Stig". Revision necessary)

Lay off the meth. sheesus fuck

[FishMuskys]

Well, I am going to get South building patio, so we have a place to hang out with table and chairs and shit. I haven't done it yet.

Good. The wife says you can't reserve kings but we can upgrade if available. I think she is understanding now. So, south side efficiency is what I want? Beach view?

[milkman]

Good. The wife says you can't reserve kings but we can upgrade if available. I think she is understanding now. So, south side efficiency is what I want? Beach view?

Yep, that will work.

[Chob]

What else is there to do in Indiana?

[jonstas]

that was sneaky

[Ken Masters]

What else is there to do in Indiana?

Fuck fat chicks

[milkman]

So he says he's going on break, then bails? What a pussy!

[Chob]

So I guess he just signs off with "we'll be right back" now. :rolleyes:

[jonstas]

did he even take any calls?

[BlindLawrence]

I don't think you could fake a car accident the way Bubba did in today's day and age.

[milkman]

Well this song suits the situation "sell out"

[Chob]

did he even take any calls?
Took a call from a Justin, I thought you had gotten through at first. :jj:

[milkman]

Fuck this, back to Drew.

[Ken Masters]

:jj: he lost $17k on the new orleans bubbapalooza

How is that even possible?

[BlindLawrence]

Took a call from a Justin, I thought you had gotten through at first. :jj:

I'm impartial, I kind of like the song, I think it would make good music to run to.

[Chob]

I'm not fond of ska.

[Ken Masters]

Well this song suits the situation "sell out"

Except you cant sell out if no one is paying you off lol

[jonstas]

How is that even possible?



:idk: i imagine when it cost more to rent the hall than you make back with merch sales


i'm sure that oil spill didn't help matters any... half the reason people go to new orleans is for the seafood... take that off the table and there ain't much draw

[jonstas]

& 25 gets to take all the shit :jj:

[Chob]

& 25 gets to take all the shit :jj:
He's the new Spice. :jj:

[Chob]

Fuck this caller. When people pre-paid for 3 years of a two hour uncensored show, it's a valid complaint.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Tara is full of shit

[Chob]

"Sup dudes?" put me in a better mood. :jj:

[milkman]

Fuckin weak excuses. Was listener feedback, yeah right.

[Chob]

And there they go writing off any legitimate complaint. Too bad, I was rooting for this crew but I'm not listening to their condescending bullshit.

[jonstas]

bubba thought IO was gonna make him rich...
when it didn't, he took his ball and went home like a little baby

[Ken Masters]

This rain will just not stop today

[Chob]

Oh here we go. :munch:

[Chob]

BMS does more radio. Just saying.

[milkman]

Yeah, some mass reporting. Fuckin please. How stoopid does he think listeners are?

[Chob]

Yeah, some mass reporting. Fuckin please. How stoopid does he think listeners are?
That seemed very firmly tongue in cheek, he outright admitted the DD was dying on the vine before this change.

[jonstas]

"if you don't like it, sorry 'bout your luck." :rolleyes:

[Chob]

Bubba thinks he can shuffle off the work on his back office staff and just stamp his name on the product. Like he outright admitted to Spice that he wanted to do and have him take over the show.

[Ken Masters]

:idk: i imagine when it cost more to rent the hall than you make back with merch sales


i'm sure that oil spill didn't help matters any... half the reason people go to new orleans is for the seafood... take that off the table and there ain't much draw

But thats what im not getting. how much could a hall cost to rent? hes making it sound like it was 50000 or more which is bullshit

[milkman]

Pretty fuckin weak if you ask me.

[iobane]

Stockholm syndrome has set in apparently.

[milkman]

Fuck it, time to over exert meself, need some steaks and Icehouse. :D

[Chob]

These calls are nauseating. Not liking getting screwed out of an hour of uncensored content doesn't equal hating.

Off to BMS.

[jonstas]

this is the kind of attitude that made the bubba empire a fraction of what it once was

[Chob]

I'll say this, Bubba had noticeably more energy today. Maybe because he was pumped to get out of there. Who knows.

[iobane]

More debriefing, less to debrief.

[Ken Masters]

I'll say this, Bubba had noticeably more energy today. Maybe because he was pumped to get out of there. Who knows.

Anyone can be hyper after what 5 days off? question is can he keep it going for a month?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

No.

[Ken Masters]

More debriefing, less to debrief.

Not a very good formula is it?

[FishMuskys]

Ah, what are ya gonna do? I can't say I care too much. But, I'm not gonna say it's great. It sucks.

[mynameisPORTER]

Funny, if b couldn't make a 'break even' showing in NOLA, then you know your jig is up.
I used to live in NOLA and know for a FACT, Jack, that debauchery rules in that town.
I also know this after returning to the Cresent City to do PBR one year after Katrina: If you thought NO was a "Chocolate" city BEFORE the herri-came, wellllll trust me folks, Godiva don't make a bar that dark anymore.
Did anyone study demographics before approaching this?
Did anyone discuss an already economically depressed state/region/city's now PLUNGING job market and the ability for the (minimal) available market presence to fill seats, much less "merch out"?
NOLA is a "service-oriented" city economy: waiters, busboys, bartenders, bellmen, cabbies and Street Level HUSTLERS OUT THE ASS.
What, people were gonna fly in, convention-style - a big cadre of ba's?
As far as hall rental? Nothing in that town would surprise me a bit: It is a rip-off waiting to happen at each and every level. ESPECIALLY if you are "an out-of-town rube".
Could it be that, b thought he would go to NO and SHOW THEM how it's done - only to have his tail between his legs on the sad trip back to Tamper?
And just how many "Chocolate City" demographics is b reeling in? Just "aksking, brah".
In my best "Dubuisson" (the Coonass tug captain) character voice: "Cooo! Lemme tol' you whut: Why, Hell and YES! Mistah bubba, don'tchew be leavin' heah all uh, UP-set-like. Have yo'se'f a sack o' some o' my mama's fresh-hot beignets to have late-ah, hell and yes -You be looking kinda ...empty right about NOW"

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Super cool story bro tell it again

[milkman]

Sheesus, another wall of worthless text that won't be read.

[FishMuskys]

Fucker makes me like Sally.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: fish

[FishMuskys]

Milk, check pm.

[mynameisPORTER]

What have you been "milking" lately , 'man'?

[FishMuskys]

It's true, Sinny!:smug:

[mynameisPORTER]

milkman = pro at the lotion/basket gimmick

[mynameisPORTER]

Have some er, Tossed Salad with that, milky?

[Ken Masters]

Super cool story bro tell it again

Give him a cookie sticker lmao. :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Lol good idea sj

[mynameisPORTER]

Thanks Mr.'s Sinister and Masters.
Just, you know, "being real". No harm, no foul there, right?

[Ken Masters]

milkman = pro at the lotion/basket gimmick

How come you werent this methed out when you did your show. maybe you wouldnt have been a joke then

[Ken Masters]

Thanks Mr.'s Sinister and Masters.
Just, you know, "being real". No harm, no foul there, right?

Your shtickoma is so fucked up no one has a clue what your saying. theres nothing real about you so far

[FishMuskys]

:haha: This fucknut had a "show"? Who is he and why is he here being a dick to the members?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Your shtickoma is so fucked up no one has a clue what your saying. theres nothing real about you so far

Yea act normal dude enough of this nonsense

[mynameisPORTER]

I, "PORTER", am ALWAYS exactly where I need to be, smellyfish. You needn't worry about me.
Meth?! That's for assbag transplants to the 'Dog Turd' state.
And that ain't me, cheif.
BTW, of all the folks here, NObody knows his place better than ME.

[FishMuskys]

Where was your show?

[iobane]

I applaud porter, he's making himself easier to hate so all of you forget that you hate the changes to the show.

He's a true worker.

[mynameisPORTER]

musk, you sir, are showing yourself to either be: A) A total newbie, masquarading as something YOU ARE NOT - OR - B) you ARE NO FAN or FOLLOWER of b tls
A REAL ba man's man knows ALLLLLLLL about "PORTER" and the power thereof.

[Ken Masters]

You never go full retard

[iobane]

He definitely thinks he's special atleast.

[FishMuskys]

I started listenin' in '06. You must've been before that.

[milkman]

Fuckin weak ass shit, power my ass. You were just a hack caller that got called out and totally SUCKED ASS, which apparently is what you do in your spare time.

Not worth anymore response as far as I'm concerned. Lame shit is the best I can call your posts. Go play with Luds and suck his ass.

[Ken Masters]

Porter listen up. dont fucking call our regulars a newb. youre the fucking newb here. dont assume what they know or dont know. you are 0.0 to us. being on the show and making an ass of yourself does not get you any ground here

[mynameisPORTER]

Special, bane?! No, sir, "THE Shit". That's what I am.
Check the N.E.R.D. song "....'cause I'm The Shit...."
musk, I go WAAAAAAY back before that and apparently, according to the Blind'un, right up to a couple of days after.... WAIT FOR IT!......I forget, damn it!
Hey Blind Lawrence, When was I on b's show, again? I forget!
(I have also sat in for other drive time shows there in Tampa, musky one, under different names)
It was in 2010, I remember that, musky one

[FishMuskys]

Far out. I gotta go, catch ya guys later.

[mynameisPORTER]

Oh, I'm a real good listener, kennie, a PROFESSIONAL one at that.
Which is exactly why I am the THE definative radio savant that I am.
And YOU, sir, are just that - JUST a listener.

"Content Provider" "Counter-Programmer" "Fucking Genius"
All apply to ME.
b put me on thousands of CDs and put me on countless replays and had me in the studio after 11 years of contributions because I 'suck' - and #1 rated shows in Top 20 markets are ALWAYS doing THAT, RIGHT??!
You folks are sadder than originally hoped.

[mynameisPORTER]

I don't blame ya, musky one, sure as hell don't.

[iobane]

I'd tell you to lay off the meth but I feel you'd be insulted if I used the term "lay off".

[SJ]

Special, bane?! No, sir, "THE Shit". That's what I am.
Check the N.E.R.D. song "....'cause I'm The Shit...."
musk, I go WAAAAAAY back before that and apparently, according to the Blind'un, right up to a couple of days after.... WAIT FOR IT!......I forget, damn it!
Hey Blind Lawrence, When was I on b's show, again? I forget!
(I have also sat in for other drive time shows there in Tampa, musky one, under different names)
It was in 2010, I remember that, musky one
alright fuckstick - lets clear the air

no one here gives a rats ass how long you've been listening or claim to be a fan. Your level of fandom now is what matters.


next - if you're gonna tell MY users what they are - expect to be told exactly what you are - and by the looks of your posts - you're someone who should be on meds and needs a fucking spelling L.E.S.S.O.N


sheesus fuck I've seen illiterate apes make more sense then you

[SJ]

Oh, I'm a real good listener, kennie, a PROFESSIONAL one at that.
Which is exactly why I am the THE definative radio savant that I am.
And YOU, sir, are just that - JUST a listener.

"Content Provider" "Counter-Programmer" "Fucking Genius"
All apply to ME.
b put me on thousands of CDs and put me on countless replays and had me in the studio after 11 years of contributions because I 'suck' - and #1 rated shows in Top 20 markets are ALWAYS doing THAT, RIGHT??!
You folks are sadder than originally hoped.
his name is Ken Masters - learn it, know it, respect it and don't fucking call him kenny, cuntface

no one cares if you're on cd's - hey guess what - so is lawrence.. so are some of our members - WHOOP DE DOO

pull your head out of your asshole - you are not special, unless by special you mean needs a retard helmet

[SJ]

Oh, I'm a real good listener, kennie, a PROFESSIONAL one at that.
Which is exactly why I am the THE definative radio savant that I am.
And YOU, sir, are just that - JUST a listener.

"Content Provider" "Counter-Programmer" "Fucking Genius"
All apply to ME.
b put me on thousands of CDs and put me on countless replays and had me in the studio after 11 years of contributions because I 'suck' - and #1 rated shows in Top 20 markets are ALWAYS doing THAT, RIGHT??!
You folks are sadder than originally hoped.

also genius - it's "definitive"

fucking idiot

[The Butler]

Holy wind talking Batman.

[mynameisPORTER]

First of all, there are NO spelling errors OR grammatical ones for that matter in the quote you posted.
SECONDLY, I didn't write 'kenny' - as YOU did - incorrectly, I might add, as the 'k' should be capitalized to denote a formal or proper noun.
No! I wrote 'kennie' - lower case in-TENTION-al - as well as the 'ie' at the end. In this case, denoting the feminine gender case.
If you are saying that the spelling of "Dubuisson's" quotation is in need of a <ahem> L.E.S.S.O.N., then you are the perfect fit there in the ba, hermano, Noooooo doubt about it!

[mynameisPORTER]

SJ - _______ Job

[NeTaS]

you are an asshole - that is all ;D

[mynameisPORTER]

OH! You did get me! I see the 'a' in (sic) 'definative', now.
Musta taken it from your 'sshole, dicklick.
(I mean, if I'm "cuntface", ya know...)

[ch3cooh]

Hey guys what's going on? Hope everyone had a great weekend did I miss anything this...

OH! You did get me! I see the 'a' in (sic) 'definative', now.
Musta taken it from your 'sshole, dicklick.
(I mean, if I'm "cuntface", ya know...)

http://i.imgur.com/dcuMr.gif

[NeTaS]

Go Away

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Get rid of him

[Chob]

Hey guys what's going on? Hope everyone had a great weekend did I miss anything this...



http://i.imgur.com/dcuMr.gif
:jj: Uh...Shannon and Kim are getting married. Meet you in the Burke thread.

[NeTaS]

Hey guys what's going on? Hope everyone had a great weekend did I miss anything this...



http://i.imgur.com/dcuMr.gif

sorry dude,good weekend how was yours

[mynameisPORTER]

Hey! ba lemmings! Guess what?! b tls has a NEW product coming out to wash all that chicken(head) dip down with!
Yes, it's the all new: bubba's kewl-ayde! You'll want to be the first on your block(head) to drink it!
Comes in an assortment of flavors: "Brown Liquor Brent" "Blubberry Blubba" "Yer killin' Me MansoNed" "Egytian Jizz" and "Yyyeh".
Be the FIRST! Don't be the LAST!
Drink up, ba's! Here comes the cliff...OH NO!!!

[NeTaS]

nananananannananannanananannananananananannananananannanananannananananana

Loser

[mynameisPORTER]

Beck tune.
I mean, if your into pasty white 'mos, 'net.

[NeTaS]

Go infect some other board with your stupid ass shit dude you are boring and butt-hurt and a talent less hack

[mynameisPORTER]

You don't want to get rid of me!
You are just saying that to save face with your 'crowd'.
And I'm sure there is still room on your face.... IF ya know what I mean, AND I think you do.

[mynameisPORTER]

".....talent less..."
Fucking classic.
Jeeeesus, mother of god, who ARE these dolts?!

[mynameisPORTER]

The only reason you keep your fingers in your nose, is so your knuckles don't drag and get all scabbed-up.
And thus the mouth-breathing.
Explanation enough?

[TJGoSurf]

Um I leave for a few hours and this is what happens?!

[mynameisPORTER]

Guess so.
Come to a battle of wits sadly unarmed and YES, this is what happens.
BANG!

[NeTaS]

:trollface:

[TJGoSurf]

Who the hell are you people? I've never seen you here.

[mynameisPORTER]

"PORTER" needs no introduction.

[TJGoSurf]

If you really think you don't need an introduction on a tiny message board that no one except core members care about your world is very tiny and will soon be crushed by reality.

[Asschin]

"Chin and I are "buddies" only in the same sense that ba's are ALL "buddies" - because of the common affiliation.
'Chin and I both have insider experience.
Credibility, folks. In SPADES.
I don't speak for 'Chin, but I am here to HELP.
HELP you folks detox...in 12 easy steps.
Tell 'em, 'Chin: "I am ______________ and I am a recovering btls....."
Step #1 is that simple, lemmings.
Only 11 more to go.

Peace

Haha, yea my thread name on the "other" board, over there I tell my story but I don't think many people here want to hear it since it has some hate in it, I tone it down over here since I like some of the guys over here.

[mynameisPORTER]

If you are on the kb board and have no idea who "PORTER" is, well, talk about tiny worlds (and minds)!
Crushing reality, indeed, man.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

If you dont like the show that's fine just talk normal drop the shtick its not funny or interesting

[NeTaS]

he got tired of the king porter board he is a star you know,legend in his own mind.

I have no clue who you are,other than a dude shitting up this tread

[mynameisPORTER]

tj paddles. Hard! Humping it to catch this rightie....
Oh, NO! What a specTACular 'over-the-falls' THAT was!
Tumbling, tumbling, tumbling.
People want to know on this TINY stretch of beach....'Who is THAT guy?'
He needs no introduction: He's tjgosurf

[NeTaS]

Don't care to know either so don't bother telling me,and insulting the only person trying to talk to you is a great move why not just go before you get the boot do us all a favor

[SJ]

First of all, there are NO spelling errors OR grammatical ones for that matter in the quote you posted.
SECONDLY, I didn't write 'kenny' - as YOU did - incorrectly, I might add, as the 'k' should be capitalized to denote a formal or proper noun.
No! I wrote 'kennie' - lower case in-TENTION-al - as well as the 'ie' at the end. In this case, denoting the feminine gender case.
If you are saying that the spelling of "Dubuisson's" quotation is in need of a <ahem> L.E.S.S.O.N., then you are the perfect fit there in the ba, hermano, Noooooo doubt about it!
cds has an apostrophe, you spelled definitive wrong, it's chief not cheif and Y.O.U'R.E a retard

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol:

[SJ]

The only reason you keep your fingers in your nose, is so your knuckles don't drag and get all scabbed-up.
And thus the mouth-breathing.
Explanation enough?
what are you a pedophile?

cause you talk like one

[SJ]

I am quickly tiring of this

[TJGoSurf]

anyone else wanna yell at this SFN level troll?

If you're going to drop the ban hammer post a screen shot.

[SJ]

ugh I'm gonna go listen to burke - this is fucking as stupid as porter is

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Get rid of him hes not even a good troll

[SJ]

Get rid of him hes not even a good troll
I have gained a new respect for Ron Decline