Bubba the Love Sponge Listening Thread September 4-7, 2012

[mynameisPORTER]

'net, sin, tj et. al.
There is a band down in Cape Coral - The TroubleStarters.
They have a REALLY entertaining CD called "Don't Start None and There Won't Be None". Maybe you all should give it a listen. Study that cover.
I don't START shit.
I REACT TO SHIT.
1)Apostrophe denotes the possessive. Those CDs don't own shit. That's PLURAL, meaning 'of a quantity more than one'.
2)On the Res, it's 'cheif'. I didn't misspell that.
3)You are the dipshit talking pedophelia, 'dusky. Pretty revealing if you ask me. My proclivities tend toward adult women, personally. But, thanks for letting us know where YOU stand.
So, stand as far the fuck away from me as possible, 'lick.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I have gained a new respect for Ron Decline

:lol: at least Ron talks normal

[mynameisPORTER]

Who is ron decline?

[SJ]

'net, sin, tj et. al.
There is a band down in Cape Coral - The TroubleStarters.
They have a REALLY entertaining CD called "Don't Start None and There Won't Be None". Maybe you all should give it a listen. Study that cover.
I don't START shit.
I REACT TO SHIT.
1)Apostrophe denotes the possessive. Those CDs don't own shit. That's PLURAL, meaning 'of a quantity more than one'.
2)On the Res, it's 'cheif'. I didn't misspell that.
3)You are the dipshit talking pedophelia, 'dusky. Pretty revealing if you ask me. My proclivities tend toward adult women, personally. But, thanks for letting us know where YOU stand.
So, stand as far the fuck away from me as possible, 'lick.
:facepalm:

you are one fucking dumb stunned cunt

that english enough for you fuckface?

now stop shitting up my forum and kindly fuck off

this thread is closed until tomorrow cause I'm sick of this shit

[SJ]

:lol: at least Ron talks normal
fuck. a 2 year from india speaks clearer english then this failure.

[Chob]

Posting in a locked thread. :soulja:

[SJ]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:lol: neener neener milks tiny wiener

[mynameisPORTER]

Oh, pity poo, Little Lord Fauntleroy...er, sj.
Gonna take your ball and go home because I commented about what I read here re.: b tls in NOLA? I simply speculated based on PERSONAL experience both WITH b and IN NO.

[mynameisPORTER]

sj - it's a small man, small of foot (if you know the old saying about foot/penis size) and mind that has the biggest foul mouth.
You can do better.
I hope so anyway, or you could get BO-ring REAL fast.
Like reeling in an undersized muskelunge, ain't that right? No fight at all, just follow the hook and line up to the boat.

[mynameisPORTER]

Waaaah, waaaah, waaaaah, sj!!!
I called you 'lemmings' and that's HATE?!
I have NEVER resorted to calling people 'fuckface' or 'cuntface' or ANYTHING of that sort, not as the INITIATOR, anyway.
That was YOU. YOU stirred shit with me, then cried about shutting us ALL down.
You piss me off, pizz-fucking-uss.
And I hate to have my hand (and words) forced into that.
I'm the nicest guy in the world, until you show your ass at MY expense, sj, you Little Lord Fauntleroy whiner.
"Don't Start None and There Won't Be None". Let's review......

[mynameisPORTER]

And, sj? "...neener neener neener milks little wiener..."?
THAT'S the possessive use of an apostrophe: Milk's.
Milk's little weiner, sj? Really?!
And just exactly WHO is the pedophile posting here on kb? "Little weiners", sj? Penn State alum?
I CERTAINLY don't think in those terms, ergo, I don't WRITE them down for all to see, sj.
Hmmmmmmm.......
sj = 'dusky type? just askin'. He printed it, NOT ME.
You and b can both come out of the Indiana cop's (see? Possessive!) closet now, that being the case, sj - there's a whole lot more to see when b's not crushing you from atop.

[SJ]

holy fuck you're still babbling?

we've moved on sir....

have a nice day

[Asschin]

Wow, ok I think we all need a chill pill for lack of a better term. Porter I think they don't like the shtick & want real conversations even though I & a few others may understand your rhetoric, these people here are not interested in hate or propaganda.

[iobane]

Woah now, let's not kill the party just yet.

[SJ]

Woah now, let's not kill the party just yet.
would you like to come to the pants party ;D

[mynameisPORTER]

'Chin, everybody go back and READ. I have issued zero (uninitiated) hate and OK, only MINIMAL propaganda....If by propaganda you mean personal opinion based on one-on-one experiences!
I wrote an opinion piece regarding what might have caused b to come up $hort in NOLA.
Nothing more.
You folks (not 'Chin) just have a b- trained Pavlovian response to the mere mention of "PORTER" - for no other reason than your "trainer" taught you to.
Period.
Sad. But, like, PERIOD.
I am not the enemy, folks. I came to ba's assistance as "PORTER" the critic, with the best of intentions when the show started slippin' way back when.
I was RIGHT, BTW, in my observations regarding the show's failings then as now.
Hey, I didn't want things to change either - I had quite a platform ANYTIME I wanted it, because b tls et. al. knew what I brought to their table EACH AND EVERY TIME.
So, if I come across a little cross...

[mynameisPORTER]

Yeah! Let's PAR-TAY, 'bane, you old sage, you! Another one who possibly 'gets it'!
That would be awesome around here!

[FishMuskys]

Wow, ok I think we all need a chill pill for lack of a better term. Porter I think they don't like the shtick & want real conversations even though I & a few others may understand your rhetoric, these people here are not interested in hate or propaganda.

You understand him? You deal with him. You both are a couple of never-have-beens tryin' to find some way to get in the limelight. Why don't you take your kid outside and throw a ball or something. Why shit on the happy people of the world, and by "happy", I mean content with our lives. As for the show that brought us here, we certainly are not pleased with the end result either. But, we adapt. Now I have a pile of crab legs, shrimp, bacon-wrapped scallops and T-bones to grill. Enjoy your shit sandwich with Porter.

[Spaz]

I don't listen until I see twitter chatter that he is having a meltdown or is bitching about why no one likes him, then people call in & give him constructive criticism yet he knows what good radio is. I don't feel I'm "self important" or "ass hurt" I just love to sit back & watch the drama unfold, like watching a Nascar crash.

Well i wasn't exactly meaning you but lets go with it ...See the thing is ,there are no sycophants here .If you take the time and read the Bubba listening threads going back a LONG time,you will see that . There's a point when being critical of the show or just Tubby becomes hate. It's useless.Bubba don't read here ,so whats the point ? (Not saying you do that ) Free thinkers here ....good talk ,see on the field :jj:

[mynameisPORTER]

Hey, musky one, don't you get it? 'Chin be's sticking up for you (all).
You're 'happy', musky one,? REALLY! You suuuuuure come across that way, comrade!
Jawohl!
Why you gotta carry 'Chin down, odor? He DEFENDED you, norom!
Go eat your BP infused cancer-rich, Corexit-laden seafood and your steroidal-injected bovine and swine in your dark little corner.
By yourself.

[mynameisPORTER]

Well, spaz, b may not read here or over at RBT, but SOOOOMEbody over there at brn DOES. And of course, dutifully reports same to b himself.
And THAT is a FACT! A fact that comes through my very own personal experience with a current b tls "worker" that I won't punish here by naming.
Suffice it to say -just like my arrival at RBT- within 24 hours, b was aware of my presence here on kb.
So......

[mynameisPORTER]

Hey, muskyOdor, 'Chin ain't a "never-has-been" as you so rudely put it....to somebody you don't even know, likely.
He fell out of favor (and employment, in case you also didn't know THAT) with b, because the producers of a TV show he ('Chin) was on wouldn't allow him to sport a "Bubba's Army" t-shirt.
So, in my book, the boy done TV AND radio, Odor.
What have you done to bring frivolous, entertaining enjoyment to others?
Oh, yeah.... "....Enjoy your shit sandwich with Porter".
Nice, real nice.
You didn't even get THAT part right: It's "PORTER". ALLLLLLL caps, jefe.
Put it in your 'Spellcheck' and check the box marked, "every time".

[Mugsy]

you are unpleasant, p

[Spaz]

Well, spaz, b may not read here or over at RBT, but SOOOOMEbody over there at brn DOES. And of course, dutifully reports same to b himself.
And THAT is a FACT! A fact that comes through my very own personal experience with a current b tls "worker" that I won't punish here by naming.
Suffice it to say -just like my arrival at RBT- within 24 hours, b was aware of my presence here on kb.
So......

Ok let's just say you are correct,what do you think trying to ruffle feathers here will accomplish ? When you registered here i told the peeps to give you some time to post and see how you were gonna interact with the board. Cause for what ever reason all your calls i got the sense you weren't trying to hate,but the Tubby one spun it on you. Like your calls to the show when he was out,you would tell them they were good and they spun it on you as "stirring shit" ... But the people here are respectful folk,who were drawn here for a show,but became friends .So even if the show stopped tomorrow,here we are ,here.So you can continue to prove me wrong and get banned or maybe lay off the schtic and you'll see most here share ALOT of the same thoughts as you .

[Spaz]

'net, sin, tj et. al.
There is a band down in Cape Coral - The TroubleStarters.
They have a REALLY entertaining CD called "Don't Start None and There Won't Be None". Maybe you all should give it a listen. Study that cover.



Oh yeah perhaps you should study the cover ,cause you got it wrong ? :jj:



http://www.kingbubba.com/imagehost/images/49TS.jpg (http://www.kingbubba.com/imagehost/view-49TS.jpg)

[mynameisPORTER]

Again, I am only being reactionary.
For every force is an equal, opposite force.
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.
OR as evidenced here, with the vile rhetoric spewed toward me unprovoked:
SCREW unto others as you would have others SCREW unto you.

[mynameisPORTER]

No, that one is different from my SIGNED copy (signed to "Matt Lachae" that is...yes, another ruse moniker((Matlacha is an island down there near The Cape)) )
Mine is a three fold affair, spaz, with photos of the boys on all sides visible. I was the Play-by-Play announcer for several years of the Matlacha Mariners Mullet Toss.
Looooooootta folks down there know ol' "Matt Lachae" That's fer shore!
If I knew how to post a pic here for you, I certainly would, spaz-meister, yepper.
Point being re.: the cover, Read and Repeat - "Don't Start None - There Won't Be None"
Now, should we review again?
The CD I have is a three fold type of like, cardboard construction, BTW.

[Mugsy]

this may not be the place for you, p

you are not "reactionary", you are trolling

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

get rid of him.

[mynameisPORTER]

I find it quite comfy and cozy here, actually.
I've always enjoyed just chit-chattin' life away, tanker.
Seems you might also!
And ooooooo that scary 'sin fellow too! he likes to chit-chat with and about me.
Troll, mugster? No more offshore for me these days. I er, uh...."Baled" out, you might say.
Mugster and 'sin apparently you have little say in "getting rid" of "PORTER"
That's like, two or three times you have chimed in with that unpleasant request.
It seems to fall on deaf or liberal admin. ears....so, if you THINK about it (don't pull a muscle thouh) maybe YOU should find another board.
Or much like the TroubleStarters sing...."...deal with it".
That gets my vote on ya'lls behalf, no hard feelings, huh? Just "deal with it"!

[Sally Abs]

Who is this idjit?

[Asschin]

You understand him? You deal with him. You both are a couple of never-have-beens tryin' to find some way to get in the limelight. Why don't you take your kid outside and throw a ball or something. Why shit on the happy people of the world, and by "happy", I mean content with our lives. As for the show that brought us here, we certainly are not pleased with the end result either. But, we adapt. Now I have a pile of crab legs, shrimp, bacon-wrapped scallops and T-bones to grill. Enjoy your shit sandwich with Porter.

First off Fish, FUCK YOU! So have you ever worked in radio or even on a #1 rated morning show as an intern or asst. producer? I've had more air time over the phone in the last 3 months than you have your entire life so don't start with me, I have no problems with you & the only time I shit on this show is when I see others do it like a game of kick the can for lack of a better term. As for talking about my kid, I think he does quite well & you would too as long as you never mention him again. Add that "shit" to your dinner bud.

[Sally Abs]

Is this the retard redneck who used to bore us all to death with his insipid phone calls?

[milkman]

Pathetic, really!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

just some weirdo sally

[Mugsy]

Is this the retard redneck who used to bore us all to death with his insipid phone calls?
yes...or so he claims

[Mugsy]

First off Fish, FUCK YOU! So have you ever worked in radio or even on a #1 rated morning show as an intern or asst. producer? I've had more air time over the phone in the last 3 months than you have your entire life so don't start with me, I have no problems with you & the only time I shit on this show is when I see others do it like a game of kick the can for lack of a better term. As for talking about my kid, I think he does quite well & you would too as long as you never mention him again. Add that "shit" to your dinner bud.
:haha:

yea Fish....haven't you ever worked for free?:rofl:

[Asschin]

Hey, muskyOdor, 'Chin ain't a "never-has-been" as you so rudely put it....to somebody you don't even know, likely.
He fell out of favor (and employment, in case you also didn't know THAT) with b, because the producers of a TV show he ('Chin) was on wouldn't allow him to sport a "Bubba's Army" t-shirt.
So, in my book, the boy done TV AND radio, Odor.
What have you done to bring frivolous, entertaining enjoyment to others?
Oh, yeah.... "....Enjoy your shit sandwich with Porter".
Nice, real nice.
You didn't even get THAT part right: It's "PORTER". ALLLLLLL caps, jefe.
Put it in your 'Spellcheck' and check the box marked, "every time".

Oops, I already posted a rebuttle but thanks PORTER, I think that I made my point more clear, hopefully Fish & I can shake hands...... or not.

[Sally Abs]

Is he part of that e-gang that hates and stalks Bubba?

[Mugsy]

Is he part of that e-gang that hates and stalks Bubba?
probably...not sure

[Spaz]

No, that one is different from my SIGNED copy (signed to "Matt Lachae" that is...yes, another ruse moniker((Matlacha is an island down there near The Cape)) )
Mine is a three fold affair, spaz, with photos of the boys on all sides visible. I was the Play-by-Play announcer for several years of the Matlacha Mariners Mullet Toss.
Looooooootta folks down there know ol' "Matt Lachae" That's fer shore!
If I knew how to post a pic here for you, I certainly would, spaz-meister, yepper.
Point being re.: the cover, Read and Repeat - "Don't Start None - There Won't Be None"
Now, should we review again?
The CD I have is a three fold type of like, cardboard construction, BTW.

So there are 2 bands with the same name producing albums with almost the same names? Come on Mert,you know i aint buying that .......Plus i would think that anyone billing themselves as prodigious to radio and top rated shows as you have thus far could post a simple picture ...

[Sally Abs]

Lol, he's "deep in Bubba's head". Pal, Bubba don't give two shits about your extra chromosome having ass. Get back in the kitchen and make us some fucking pancakes.

[Mugsy]

i'm bored of this......cya

[mynameisPORTER]

I'm WORKING on it, spaz!!! I'm working on it!!
Oh! And HI! abby! How are you, sweetcheeks?
We have yet to be introduced.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:wave:

[mynameisPORTER]

No, I'm sure they musta just re-released something, spaz. Something like that. Which kinda sucks, because you should only use a good one-liner ONCE!

[Asschin]

:haha:

yea Fish....haven't you ever worked for free?:rofl:

Yea I did work for free with Bubba but got a paying job working for Cowhead which he worked to get me, I would have worked for free forever like 25 did before getting paid so Bubba firing me was the best thing that happened in my short but fun radio career.

[The Butler]

Get rid of both of them. Let them have fun at Lud's board.

[mynameisPORTER]

abby, that makes about as much sense as fucking b stumbling over copy on-air

[Sally Abs]

Hey Porter, are you a bitch or a ho? I'm going with ho.

[SJ]

Yea I did work for free with Bubba but got a paying job working for Cowhead which he worked to get me, I would have worked for free forever like 25 did before getting paid so Bubba firing me was the best thing that happened in my short but fun radio career.
I don't wanna get involved in this bullshit -

but I gotta point out - 25 is now the host of his own show AND the DD...

[SJ]

now everyone stop feeding the attention whore

[mynameisPORTER]

cent ain't host of SHIT
"Uh...yeh"
Real comfy at the mic

[Spaz]

now everyone stop feeding the attention whore

i need the attention though ....

[Asschin]

Seriously Butler, you too?

[Sally Abs]

Am I the attention whore?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yep

[SJ]

Am I the attention whore?
lolno

[mynameisPORTER]

You letting b fool you into thinking cent is TALENT
Shit, I may be fucking done here, if that's the case

No. You just the whore

[Sally Abs]

cent ain't host of SHIT
"Uh...yeh"
Real comfy at the mic

dude u r so jealous that you have been blacklisted by the brn. bubba wont take my call, wahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:gidget3:

[Spaz]

Am I the attention whore?

It's me Sally .....;D

[SJ]

cent ain't host of SHIT
"Uh...yeh"
Real comfy at the mic
still doing 100x better then you did there vapor lock :jj:

[SJ]

It's me Sally .....;D
NO I AM :jj:

[Sally Abs]

Porter is an attention ho, huge diff.

[SJ]

You letting b fool you into thinking cent is TALENT
Shit, I may be fucking done here, if that's the case

No. You just the whore
well in that case - 25 is the most talented person I've ever heard on radio IN MY LIFE

[SJ]

oh shows back on

later

[mynameisPORTER]

I'm jealous that I've been blacklisted from a drain-swirling mail-it-in farce of a rip-off??
Here's your attention whore, folks, right here - abby.
Run along - more <ahem> buffing for you to do.

[Sally Abs]

u r so super mad that bubba stopped taking your shit calls years ago and are all butthurt and mad about it. if not, why still obsess on the man? r u gay or something?

[Asschin]

I don't wanna get involved in this bullshit -

but I gotta point out - 25 is now the host of his own show AND the DD...

Ok but 25 interned over 5 yrs & we know interns work for free, I interned for Cowhead & was getting paid in 6 months time, a radio internship if you get hired on lasts a year tops, then you get paid a base salary or are hourly depending upon your skill set, I was a salary position since I was an asst. producer for a morning show & also working on the AM sports radio show doing double duty & I was on air on both shows, if I would have been in the business longer I would probably be hosting my own show by now or at least be working with Cowhead as a producer/cohost.

[FishMuskys]

First off Fish, FUCK YOU! So have you ever worked in radio or even on a #1 rated morning show as an intern or asst. producer? I've had more air time over the phone in the last 3 months than you have your entire life so don't start with me, I have no problems with you & the only time I shit on this show is when I see others do it like a game of kick the can for lack of a better term. As for talking about my kid, I think he does quite well & you would too as long as you never mention him again. Add that "shit" to your dinner bud.

You thanked him for shitting on me. YOU took sides. As for radio, I don't give a fuck. It's radio.

[mynameisPORTER]

Niether cent nor Gillina (Tara) have a CLUE what has been tossed in their lap, what to do with it or remotely where to go with it.
C.L.U.E.-less.
If that ain't evident to anybody here, I'll "bone" abby and take one for "the team", to: A)Show her just how gay I am and B) when I come poking up out of the oral orifice, it'll shut her the fuck right up.
Sorry, bitch, you had your opportunity to open the conversation enjoyably, but chose otherwise.
Eat me. Go play outside.

[FishMuskys]

Oops, I already posted a rebuttle but thanks PORTER, I think that I made my point more clear, hopefully Fish & I can shake hands...... or not.

Yeah, we're good.:classybubba:

[mynameisPORTER]

I believe that, 'Chin, no doubt.

[mynameisPORTER]

Why all the blustery comments then, muskyOdor, if you don't care?!
Isn't it obvious that EVERYone here cares desperately about radio in the market? Avid followers, commentators and FANS of talk RADIO?!

[Sally Abs]

Niether cent nor Gillina (Tara) have a CLUE what has been tossed in their lap, what to do with it or remotely where to go with it.
C.L.U.E.-less.
If that ain't evident to anybody here, I'll "bone" abby and take one for "the team", to: A)Show her just how gay I am and B) when I come poking up out of the oral orifice, it'll shut her the fuck right up.
Sorry, bitch, you had your opportunity to open the conversation enjoyably, but chose otherwise.
Eat me. Go play outside.

You come near me I'll knock you the fuck out to protect myself. Are we clear, boy?

[Sally Abs]

I'm through with you. On ignore now.

[Asschin]

OK, I think we all got worked in to a lather today, let's just chill out, sorry everyone if anything I said offended you but when provoked I do not hold my tongue well.

[mynameisPORTER]

Boy??! Bitch I'm telling you, save the racial shit for cent, HE tolerates it as per directive.
I DON'T.
Don't 'boy' me. I was hold a Tripoli, Libya N.Africa Passport, bitch.
Check yourself. Quick.
I can be your best friend here or show you just how a 'BOY' handles an insolent bitch.
bacdafucup and away 'til you reconnoiter.

[mynameisPORTER]

Well, I guess I understand everybody's feelings about this abby POshit now.
Sheeeeeshk, man!
I said, Hi! sweetcheeks! That is a warm and friendly greeting on a board for someone you have yet to 'chat' with or to.
And look what she came back with!
See?! I am NOT the enmy!
Strike, and ye shall be struck.

[Spaz]

Well, I guess I understand everybodies feelings about this abby POshit now.
Sheeeeeshk, man!

Actually Sally is cool ....

[Sally Abs]

I called you boy cuz u act like a child. a girl child.

[FishMuskys]

Actually Sally is cool ....

I approve this message.

[milkman]

Damn, these reject fuckin roaches still here babbling about how great they are in their own minds? Pathetic..still!

[mynameisPORTER]

SALLY, you are SADLY UNARMED in a battle of wits.
Be a friend, not a foe.
Admit you started yourself off on the wrong foot and we can try it again.
A girl?! I mean, that's what you came here with?
Pffffff.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:spongemunch:

[mynameisPORTER]

hahahaha! Funny, Cap'n! Yeah, grab a seat!!

[Sally Abs]

SALLY, you are SADLY UNARMED in a battle of wits.
Be a friend, not a foe.
Admit you started yourself off on the wrong foot and we can try it again.
A girl?! I mean, that's what you came here with?
Pffffff.

You came here to try to troll us and you have failed miserably. I don't want a friend like you, you'll probably try to rape me when the lights go down.

[FishMuskys]

Damn, these reject fuckin roaches still here babbling about how great they are in their own minds? Pathetic..still!

I AM great! Those bacon-wrapped scallops were awesome. Crab legs were good and the Filet Mignon wasn't bad, but those scallops!:buzz: I might even let the wife blow me after that.

[mynameisPORTER]

That is an ugly thing to come from a female's mouth.
Rape ain't NOTHING to joke about - or implicate somebody falsely of.
Period.
You ARE female, right?

[Spaz]

:jj:

[Sally Abs]

That is an ugly thing to come from a female's mouth.
Rape ain't NOTHING to joke about - or implicate somebody falsely of.
Period.
You ARE female, right?

I'm a man, you're my ho.

[Sally Abs]

When we make love it will be on my terms, not yours. You can't force me.

[mynameisPORTER]

Save that for b, abby.
I thought you might be a man.
Welllll, a lot of that stuff goes on up by Gandy and 4th, so b says........
To be sure though, I am no tranny's ho' - that be fo' sho'.
Tell b I said so when he parks next to you in the mangroves on ya'lls next rendezvous, ok?

[NeTaS]

please don't feed the troll,mommy didn't hug him enough and he needs attention ignore him he will go away

[mynameisPORTER]

I don't 'make love' anymore.
I fuck, bitch. Hard.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

your a girl child porter

[Sally Abs]

your a girl child porter

he's a ho boy

[SJ]

You came here to try to troll us and you have failed miserably. I don't want a friend like you, you'll probably try to rape me when the lights go down.
I had a friend like that once :jj:

[Spaz]

There's a lot of love in this thread ...

[Sally Abs]

There's a lot of love in this thread ...

unrequited

[mynameisPORTER]

Fucking children in an adult play area.
Ya'll sure must not listen to b TOO much - because you would know his stance on name-calling and know how effective that is (NOT!).
abby, 'sin, I think Marshall Mathers said it best: 'Two trailer park girls run 'round the outside, run 'round the outside...'
And, Ya'll STAY outside!

[mynameisPORTER]

ooooo, good one abby, 'unrequited'
Wow!

[Sally Abs]

Listen up hillbilly. Just cuz I got a fine ass don't mean I want you to fuck it. I want you to cook us dinner.

[mynameisPORTER]

Don't you have to run out and buy some batteries or something, ab?

[Mugsy]

really......still at it?

[Sally Abs]

And then after dinner and all our food has been properly digested, we will use you as our toilet.

[mynameisPORTER]

And if by "us" you mean them... er, uh "fine" asscheeks???!
They must have a life of their own!

[mynameisPORTER]

Silly Abs, tries soooo hard.

[Sally Abs]

if u r a good boy, we'll let u use your tongue to clean us up.

[mynameisPORTER]

Think, abby Think! What can you come back with lamely...?!

[mynameisPORTER]

Yep! There it was! Good try, but LAME.
Go away. Ignore, remember, liar?

[Spaz]

Any how Porter, what would you say (outside of adding you) would make BTLS more digestible ,to the listeners of 10+ years ?

And i did hear your 30-40 min or what ever it was show. I won't put it down,cause i think it was set up to fail from the start ....

[Sally Abs]

just describing the procedures u must go through 2 get in2 our good graces, cuz ur troll job aint doing it.

[mynameisPORTER]

Are you like, 14 and your divorced parents just got you a computer to make it "all go away'?

[mynameisPORTER]

spaz (how appropriate), if you would kindly re-read your last and rewrite it to make sense, I'll gladly reply, as you should well know by now.
Collect your thoughts, THEN type.
Standing by - 'cuz anybody who knows The TroubleStarters just cain't be ALL bad. I mean, what would Corky D have to say?!

[Sally Abs]

r u in that e-gang that stalks bubba and associates?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i thought u were in that gang to sally

[Sally Abs]

i thought u were in that gang to sally

i quit after like 10 minutes.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

oh yea i forgot

[FishMuskys]

When we make love it will be on my terms, not yours. You can't force me.

:crylol: I read that as...Underdog Lady!

[Spaz]

Any how Porter, what would you say (outside of adding you) would make BTLS more digestible ,to the listeners of 10+ years ?

And i did hear your 30-40 min or what ever it was show. I won't put it down,cause i think it was set up to fail from the start ....

spaz (how appropriate), if you would kindly re-read your last and rewrite it to make sense, I'll gladly reply, as you should well know by now.
Collect your thoughts, THEN type.
Standing by - 'cuz anybody who knows The TroubleStarters just cain't be ALL bad. I mean, what would Corky D have to say?!

Seems pretty easy to follow .....first part question,second part statement, here i'll simplify it for ya ,cause i know all the e-combat is distracting and all :D
Any how Porter, what would you say (outside of adding you) would make BTLS more digestible ,to the listeners of 10+ years ?
the question...

And i did hear your 30-40 min or what ever it was show. I won't put it down,cause i think it was set up to fail from the start ... the statement (referring to the time you did on Tubbys show):D

[SJ]

Are you like, 14 and your divorced parents just got you a computer to make it "all go away'?
and somewhere... chip just read this and wept

:jj:

[brooker]

I think the only logical conclusion is that porter is bubba.

[Dan Blaze]

No way, "porter" didn't play any rehashed bits during his rants.

[milkman]

Mizornin!

[Asschin]

Morning.

[SJ]

:bubbamari:

morning

[The Butler]

Hey now!

[Sally Abs]

hey there

[BlindLawrence]

The other night Phil Hendrie was saying how he'll never go to a radio convention again, saying how disgusted he was with guys who don't know what is going on with the industry.

[NeTaS]

:wave2: morning

[NeTaS]

it's not far from you tara "classy family" :jj:

[mynameisPORTER]

Yeah, it is the rating system i.e.: "The Meter" that is fucking b outta his #1 rating.
"...and they gotta come up with a different system...."
Yeah. You suck, the ratings and ad revenue reflect as such and yet, it's The System that is wrong.

Side note on "The Power Of "PORTER": I sure don't see any of ya'lls names on the "Tags" bar. Talk about RESPECT, it is spelled right, in ALLLLLL caps.

Yep. FACT. Radioio and Tara are BE-low ME! Say it! Hahahahaha!! MansonNed is only ONE spot above "PORTER".

Taaaaaag! I'm it.....er, "The SHIT", that is!!
Sing it, N.E.R.D.: "...'Cause I'm the shit...!"

Alright, ba Tre-lesses, spin THAT> I'm standing by.

[NeTaS]

well later

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: will some one ban this retard already???

[mynameisPORTER]

Can't miss ya 'til your gone! Pity poo, was it something I said, 'net?

[Teambaylagoon]

Markers Make..

[mynameisPORTER]

What, 'sinster, what? I commented on b's topic of the morning. Problem? That is the thread's title : Bubba Army Radio Talk.
I heard b talk about the ratings and the ratings system and it warranted a posting on an appropriate site

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

do what ever you want im sure you wont be here very long

[NeTaS]

It was everything you said and how you say it you are an annoying dude enjoy shitting this place up p_

[Sally Abs]

Warsaw is so white trash.

[Ken Masters]

Man that was a foggy morning in bankok today. lol

[mynameisPORTER]

says you, 'sin.

I'm looking for your tag now, mister........
Nope, nope - don't see it here.....lemme check over he..... NOPE!

I'm not going ANYwhere. Heads up: As in TV and Radio, so is it on the 'net. I.e.: Ratings (in this case, "hits") dictate traffic.
"PORTER" is like the traffic cop at Broadway and Times Square.
Eeeeeeverybody knows "PORTER" and now, even moooooore will. I thank Allll of you and want you to know that this WILL pay off for each of you soon enough.

[Ken Masters]

Warsaw is so white trash.

Spend a lot of time in poland do you? :lol:

[Ken Masters]

Sally. activate the plan. :lol: is chob here yet? hes so tacky

[mynameisPORTER]

Me? Poland? Er, uh... NO! Why? I guess you left out too much to make your point and I gave up mind-reading

Bangkok is in Thailand, kennie, and that country is known for is sex trade in young boys. You reveal quite a bit about yourself YET again.

Even if you think about little boys, kennie, you shouldn't post it for all to see.
Could come back to bite you in the ass, 'dusky-style

[Potersmom]

How yall be

[mynameisPORTER]

My bad! You meant Flab Abs! So sorry!

I'll mind my business and anyway, I've got all these 'hits' to tabulate and extrapolate.

Busy, busy! Sorry, kennie, my bad

[mynameisPORTER]

jes' fine pot, jes fine. How 'bout chew?

"poters"mom Fucking classic!! Fucking classic!

Nose picking knuckle dragging bufoon

Keeeep 'putting me OVER'. Yeeeeep.

[Potersmom]

OK have a nice day

[Sally Abs]

Spend a lot of time in poland do you? :lol:

Yeah I have, but I'm talking about Bubba's hometown.

[mynameisPORTER]

This may be the saddest locale on the www
Florida may be the saddest locale in the continental 48
Tamper may be the saddest locale the Central West Coast
Lemon St may be the most fucked up place on the planet
You folks HAMMER those points into a fine point - just like yer pointy little heads.

[iobane]

Porter, ken only has three words for you:

[iobane]

SHO

[mynameisPORTER]

Okacim, abby?
I'll buy if you chill the fuck out

[iobane]

RYU

[iobane]

KEN!

[Potersmom]

are there normal people here

[Sally Abs]

You're a fucking bore.

[mynameisPORTER]

I mean, you spend SO much time in Polska and all - you know Okacim, right?

[Sexy Lady]

I would never give this hot box to that dumbass Porter.

[Potersmom]

what about poters mom

[Ken Masters]

Me? Poland? Er, uh... NO! Why? I guess you left out too much to make your point and I gave up mind-reading

Bangkok is in Thailand, kennie, and that country is known for is sex trade in young boys. You reveal quite a bit about yourself YET again.

Even if you think about little boys, kennie, you shouldn't post it for all to see.
Could come back to bite you in the ass, 'dusky-style

Wow your such an attention whore you reply to people that arent talking to you

[mynameisPORTER]

SHO is a cable channel. I have no idea who carries RYU or KEN. Bright House, maybe?

[Sexy Lady]

Porter's cum tastes like onion.

[mynameisPORTER]

I apologized, kennie, but as you see here, EVERYTHING comes my way
Instinct. Check that "Tag" bar again, cheif

[Potersmom]

is this guy the loser who didn't make the cut on bubbas show :jj:

[mynameisPORTER]

Thanks, lady, like onions, my balls are LARGE BULBS - so, that's probably why, right there
(Cue rythmic chin slapping on lady)

[Sexy Lady]

is this guy the loser who didn't make the cut on bubbas show :jj:

Yeah, he was utter garbage. No woman would ever lay down with this stinky doofus.

[Ken Masters]

are there normal people here

:lolno:

[Sexy Lady]

Lol, named after a hotel attendant. How sexy.

[Potersmom]

whaa I hate you so much bubba I wanted to be on your channel but I suck so now I'm mad whaa

[mynameisPORTER]

b should be embarassed to associate with you people. This is the 'bubba's army" so highly touted?!
Sad sacks. All of youl Can't wait to start cashing in on you
The EPITOMY of Tampa. Hiilsborough. Polk. Pasco.
(cue the blind in-bred playing 'Dueling Banjos')

[Sexy Lady]

Emphasizing misspelled words, real classy.

[Potersmom]

uh your here loser cash in on that sad sack loser

[Ken Masters]

I apologized, kennie, but as you see here, EVERYTHING comes my way
Instinct. Check that "Tag" bar again, cheif

Everyone knows anyone can add tags... so you added one for yourself? arent you a big boy now! did you dress yourself too today? :lol:

[Potersmom]

no his redneck loser mom dressed him

[Sexy Lady]

His mother undresses him as well.

[Ken Masters]

Lol, named after a hotel attendant. How sexy.

I thought it was the airline

[iobane]

Who the fuck is porter may?

[mynameisPORTER]

XOXOXOXO
Anybody has to use 'Sexy Lady" as a board name, surely is NIETHER
Gillina, be more likely, imho

[Potersmom]

is there a good mental health doctor in your area I think you need one BOY

[mynameisPORTER]

Nope. When I logged on this a.m. - There it was!!!
Ask SJ or whoever - whoever shut the site down for one minute yesterday and NOT the whole day as threatened.
He knew better than to do that - too many visits as a result of my involvement.
I have NO IDEA who added "PORTER" to the 'Tag' bar, actually.
Simply flattered!

And don't 'boy' me, marky-mark ("mark-mark!" says the hair-lipped dog)

[Ken Masters]

Who the fuck is porter may?

Ralphies even fatter brother?

[mynameisPORTER]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn

[Potersmom]

I'll boy you all I want,reap what you sow BOY

[Potersmom]

porter is my boy bitch

[Sally Abs]

Porter, are we supposed to be impressed by a guy who called into the FM show a couple of times many years ago? Also, do you still agree to be our toilet and our chef?

[Sally Abs]

porter is my boy bitch

What is wrong with your son, ma'am?

[Potersmom]

What is wrong with your son, ma'am?

he got some bad meat in the can when he was young

[Ken Masters]

Well boy... when you stop calling me kennie ill stop calling you boy, boy

[TJGoSurf]

Lock down all the threads!

[Sally Abs]

What does that mean?

[Potersmom]

no please don't

[TJGoSurf]

I'm just here to say something random then quietly slip out the back. I'm like a Spice only without the creativity.

[Asschin]

:munch:

[Potersmom]

have a good day guys nice to meet most of you

[mynameisPORTER]

Oh, cute, I guess anybody CAN put shit on the 'Tag' bar.
I feel less secure now in the company of102.5 The Bone, .25 cent, Brent Hatley, BRN, BTLS etc....

Word, chumps: Tags only work when there is ample www hits to bring it up on a search.
You just cluttering your friend's forum and fucking him over and fucking him up - NOT ME!!

Typical though of ba to fuck themselves. Like Republicans and Tea(bagger)Party-types.
Keep wallowing, ba, keep wallowing - in your own shit.

[mynameisPORTER]

Yaaaaa-Yaaaaa-Yaaaaaaaaawn
Whew!

[Asschin]

:bigthink:

[mynameisPORTER]

On the other hand.........when folks log in on THIS site, you just increased my exposure 100-fold!!
Well done!!
Yes, "Tag" every possible combo of "PORTER", PUH-LEEEEEEESE keep it up.
Yes, ba LOOOOOOOOVES them some "PORTER"
Say it! Tag it! Search it! Click on it! More and more "PORTER" engines>
W E L L D O N E ! ! See, ya'll don't want me going ANYWHERE!!!
Again, very, very humbled and flattered to no end.
Thanks, ba, thanks. I had no idea how much I was loved and sought.

[mynameisPORTER]

Soon to be more "PORTER" tags than anything b related.
Awesome!
The power of "PORTER".... SAY IT!!!
Bitches, foolish bitches, you.
Does it have to be explained? The harder you try, the better it gets for... ME!

[mynameisPORTER]

Somebody put THIS ONE up: PORTER on btls
Or this gem: PORTER rules
How about: PORTER on Howard
Maybe: PORTER with Tucker
Oh! Oh!: I heart PORTER
The BEST: PORTERio

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:shutupporter:

[mynameisPORTER]

Yeah! Good one: still has"PORTER" in it.
Now you're cooking!

[The Butler]

Get over yourself.

[mynameisPORTER]

Whatever that lil smilie is, is where I typed 'Tucker'. So, the admin must not want Tucker's name to be posted
Interesting

[mynameisPORTER]

I see now, that it is a pile of shit.
Poor Tucker Carlson!

[Sally Abs]

u r a nobody

u called into the bubba fm show a few times

no one gives a fuck

[Sally Abs]

:conflictposter: :typicaltroll: :nothingnew: :cleanthetable:

[mynameisPORTER]

rekcuT noslraC, that is
Why the problem with him? Did he fall out with b?
Anybody know?
Why the pile of shit where I type rekcuT noslraC?

[mynameisPORTER]

Try it yourselves: correctly type in b tls political pundit's name Post it and watch what comes up.
b have a prob with kcuT?
He just had him in studio during RNC.....

[Sally Abs]

http://i45.tinypic.com/20ic4z8.gif

[SJ]

fucking shut up already

[mynameisPORTER]

Uh, that's "Counter-Programmer", flabby abs, you should know.

[milkman]

This fuckin douche still puttin himself over? Must suck to only have urself as a fan

[Sally Abs]

fucking shut up already

so this

[SJ]

and just so everyone knows - I just checked - porter put himself over in the tags

:lol:

[SJ]

weaksauce boy.. weaksauce

[mynameisPORTER]

Yes, KC sucks - buncha jagoffs.

[SJ]

ooo look at the time... it's drew garabo time... later fuckers

[mynameisPORTER]

Just so everyone knows: sj is a fucking liar.

[mynameisPORTER]

Can't miss ya til your GONE, liar.

[Sally Abs]

Just so everyone knows: sj is a fucking liar.

u best take that back, boy.

[mynameisPORTER]

I just don't give THAT much a fuck to do that
Too many others doing it FOR ME
Lying detracts from you, sj.
Credibility, folks. And I got it. sj - not so much.

[mynameisPORTER]

Ya'll are slacking in the "PORTER" tag department - LET'S GO, ba!

[SJ]

Just so everyone knows: sj is a fucking liar.
lol.. no I'm not BOYyou're a mark for yourself.. it's kinda obvious

[Sally Abs]

stfu already. fucking annoying twat u r.

[mynameisPORTER]

twat did you say? I cunt hear you
remove the penis, THEN speak (type)

[SJ]

I just don't give THAT much a fuck to do that
Too many others doing it FOR ME
Lying detracts from you, sj.
Credibility, folks. And I got it. sj - not so much.
oh noes - porter says I have no credibility - woe is me :crylol:

you boy have no credibility either - in fact - prove you are even porter. For all we know you're just some boy who stole his name

[mynameisPORTER]

ya-yaaa-yaaaaaawn! Whhhhhhew! Ya'll make me sleepy

maybe I should suck some dick and go to bed

[Sally Abs]

twat did you say? I cunt hear you
remove the penis, THEN speak (type)

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p52/green_eyes_016/rolleyes.jpg

[SJ]

good, take a permanent nap cunt

you haven't even been posting about the show.. you aren't contributing shit here

[SJ]

you're a failure and half the people here don't even know who you are.

[mynameisPORTER]

Oh, its me!
Wanne make sure? Go to that 'other' site (R B T)
go to Now Hear This (topic)
there is a link to a yuteube clip that should settle everything
All good now?
It is also posted to I Hate To Say This But: Eat Me PetePierson
Should end all speculations -

[SJ]

Oh, its me!
Wanne make sure? Go to that 'other' site (R B T)
go to Now Hear This (topic)
there is a link to a yuteube clip that should settle everything
All good now?
It is also posted to I Hate To Say This But: Eat Me PetePierson
Should end all speculations -
all I see is a thread that says - BAN PORTER :idk:

I see you make friends everywhere you go

[mynameisPORTER]

abby, is that blind lawrence with his eyes rolled back? Or is that guy rolling his eyes at having to take a pic with yu??!
Are you trying to tell me that's YOU in the pic?
Don't look a bit like Sally Fields to me........
A heads up about posting pics of yourself where the whole world can see..... please be careful!
(aside from whatever may be thought of me, I do care about personal safety for chicks)

[SJ]

ok since you don't want to talk about the show porter - you don't need to be in this forum anymore... you can go post in another forum

[mynameisPORTER]

Well, then you didn't look, don't continue to make yourself to look foolish here in front of your "friends". It is there and so is the audio.

[SJ]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quiet time now

[Sally Abs]

this faggot doesn't know who morrissey is. :rolleyes:

[SJ]

Well, then you didn't look, don't continue to make yourself to look foolish here in front of your "friends". It is there and so is the audio.
oooo k

if you say so...

[SJ]

this faggot doesn't know who morrissey is. :rolleyes:
no offense sallly but I wouldn't admit to knowing who he is either even if I do have 3 of his records :whistle: :lol:

[Asschin]

this faggot doesn't know who morrissey is. :rolleyes:

On a side note, Morrissey will be on the new season of The Walking Dead as the governor, can't wait!

[Dan Blaze]

hahaha I hadn't heard that yet 'chin. Thanks for that news!

[Sally Abs]

On a side note, Morrissey will be on the new season of The Walking Dead as the governor, can't wait!

omg! i had not heard that!

i thought in the comic books the governor was a black guy.

[Asschin]

Ok sarcasm noted.

[Dan Blaze]

He was a kind of greasy looking long haired dude.

(no sarcasm from me)

[SJ]

omg! i had not heard that!

i thought in the comic books the governor was a black guy.
ernie combs for governor

[Sally Abs]

Ok sarcasm noted.

no sarcasm here. i really didn't know that morrissey was in walking dead.