Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread August 13-17, 2012

[Chob]

Time for the most trusted voice in weather. :munch:

[SJ]

afternoon evrabody


honk honk

[SJ]

I'm gonna be the first to call bullshit on this whole clip


what guy can sit there with a calm voice after he just came and say - I just came didn't you hear me telling you?

he's not out of breath or jittering or nothing - shenanigans... he never came. I think it's a set up

[NeTaS]

http://us12.memecdn.com/Hello-Titty_o_17855.jpg

[SJ]

:lol:

hey now netas

[NeTaS]

heynow

[SJ]

colins sock is flappin in the wind

[Chob]

How about no longer giving this cunt that attention she so desperately craves?

[SJ]

look for the sock on the mailbox yeeeeeah

[SJ]

they've gone from the worst protection to overprotecting it till you can't hear him

[Chob]

Right, like no one who knows you could tell who you are with the super high tech protection. :rolleyes:

[SJ]

I still have no idea what this jackass is saying

[SJ]

just send him to that glory hole at the mangroves park

[SJ]

oh fuck here we go

[Ski Lo]

Was that You Chob?

The Guy w/ the iphone.

[Chob]

Was that You Chob?

The Guy w/ the iphone.
What do you think?

[SJ]

Was that You Chob?

The Guy w/ the iphone.
did that sound like chob to you? :rofl:

chob's not a trucker

:crylol:

[Chob]

What could be an indicator? The various times I've said I don't call shows. The various times I've said I have a shitty flip phone and am looking to upgrade. The fact you've talked to me on Skype. What SJ said, etc.

Plus the people on here would bitch that I didn't crowbar in a site plug. :jj:

[SJ]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS DOUCHEBAG ALREADY

[Chob]

CMCC buys in bulk. :rofl:

[NeTaS]

really wgaswgaf

[SJ]

I can tell you no one would headbutt colins ex

fivehead looks like a truck grill

[Chob]

I can tell you no one would headbutt colins ex

fivehead looks like a truck grill
You'd need a head of steel.

And don't worry CM, we love having you here no matter how much we bust your balls, you're the Nard of KingBubba.

[Chob]

Open water and drunkenness. Always a winning combination.

[SJ]

Open water and drunkenness. Always a winning combination.
2013 Sausage fest slogan

[Chob]

Bitches be triflin.

[Chob]

Good reason to call bullshit on the study.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Chob]

This guy's life would make a good country song.

[SJ]

hey again milk

[milkman]

This guy's life would make a good country song.

A very boring one!

[SJ]

I knew a guy like this..

I told him his chick was cheating on him... he's like how do you know? I said she just tried to suck my dick :jj:

he thought I was joking... I wasn't.


not bad head either :jj:

[Chob]

I knew a guy like this..

I told him his chick was cheating on him... he's like how do you know? I said she just tried to suck my dick :jj:

he thought I was joking... I wasn't.


not bad head either :jj:
:jl:

[Chob]

A very boring one!
Aren't they all?

[SJ]

shooting at a radio station in texas?

Is BMS ok?

[NeTaS]

not at a radio station :jj:

[SJ]

if she gets 14 texts and then you go to check it and she deleted them - then your fucked

[SJ]

not at a radio station :jj:
meh - they shoot like 50 people a day in texas :jj:

[milkman]

So BMS broadcast from College Station? :jj:

[SJ]

she was on the roast last night..

still smokin

[NeTaS]

College station near Texas A&M

[SJ]

So BMS broadcast from College Station? :jj:
I thought he said - AM not A and M

[SJ]

I'm not surprised - no one likes anderson cooper

[milkman]

hmmm, dude supposedly shooting with an automatic weapon.

[NeTaS]

more government set ups ;D

[SJ]

this is colin's song... ramble on

[milkman]

This song is too great for Colin! :colinlite:

[SJ]

I liked last nights roast

wasn't the best but not their worst

[SJ]

wayne brady just tried to be black though... kinda disappointing

[SJ]

seth green

[SJ]

pandusky?

:jj:

[SJ]

ellen barkin was just their to be made fun of. she was like the courtney love of the bunch

[SJ]

I missed shumar's set

[SJ]

she was 4th runner up on last comic standing

tom arnold was really good too

[SJ]

gilbert's set was the best I think

[SJ]

that's the last joke of the set :facepalm: nice rick

[milkman]

Damn this fuckin Godfried is annoying as fuck!

[SJ]

carrie fisher was a huge alcoholic drug addict... like basically from the end of star wars till the 90's

[SJ]

shumar's got nice tuts

[SJ]

:crylol:

[milkman]

She's annoying fuckin bitch too. Can't stand her voice.

[SJ]

boom

[Chob]

carrie fisher was a huge alcoholic drug addict... like basically from the end of star wars till the 90's
It ain't easy being Princess Leia.

[SJ]

she was a smart fucking lady... annoying or not

[SJ]

the last one was sheen

[SJ]

they made a joke about it

they roasted charlie last year - this year they roasted the chocolate factory

[milkman]

This review brought to you by SJ...extreme TMZ mark! :jj:

[SJ]

This review brought to you by SJ...extreme TMZ mark! :jj:
:lol:

I just enjoy the roasts... some of the really old ones were the best

[SJ]

I thought jeff ross's new show was called "the burn"

[SJ]

too soon?

too real? too real? :jj:

[SJ]

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the-burn-with-jeff-ross

[SJ]

And also - I think Jeff Ross IS the roast master general... it's an actual club.. like the elk lodge or some shit :jj: cause at one time Dean Martin was the master wasn't he?

[SJ]

love the robot chicken

[Chob]

The Friar's Club?

[SJ]

The Friar's Club?
yeah that sounds right

I think Ross is one who helps decide who to have on

[SJ]

he was in that movie about the rave guy

[Chob]

he was in that movie about the rave guy
Party Monster?

[Chob]

The RNC sounds like a huge pain for residents. I'm glad I'm not down there. :jj:

[milkman]

The RNC sounds like a huge pain for residents. I'm glad I'm not down there. :jj:

I'm glad it's no where close to me or where I work.

[Chob]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT...THE COMMUNIST AGENDA1!11!
Star Wars "Imperial March" Vader Theme - YouTube

[SJ]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT...THE COMMUNIST AGENDA1!11!
Star Wars "Imperial March" Vader Theme - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0)
socialism :munch:

[milkman]

Colin always thinks Obama says this shit like "shared prosperity" as some rosey fuckin govt program. it is just a word game for socialism..and the fuckin sheeple will bite on it. Now you we see all these losers "let us prosper". :rolleyes:

[milkman]

And of course, right after Ryan nomination, Obama comes out blaming him for all kinds of shit. The fuckin asshole has no merits of his own to run on, what else can he do?

[milkman]

Aint that right RS? :D

[Chob]

I just got an e-mail from Obama. Says "fuck you milk, I'm taking your money first." How rude.

[Chob]

Obama can sit on his ass, do jack shit, and still win.

[milkman]

I just got an e-mail from Obama. Says "fuck you milk, I'm taking your money first." How rude.

See what I mean..he is fuckin lame! :jj:

[milkman]

Obama can sit on his ass, do jack shit, and still win.

I wouldn't be so sure of that. People are really getting fed up with his shit, and it shows. Even a lot of former supporters.

[Chob]

I'm shocked at the tone. Must be one of his campaign staff.

[milkman]

Anytime someone in gov tries to cut a worthless program, they get called heartless, and don't care about the elderly. Bunch of fuckin bleeding heart bullshit.

[Chob]

Oh Rick.

[RS]

he was in that movie about the rave guy

that would be Party Monster, not a terrible movie actually.

[SJ]

that would be Party Monster, not a terrible movie actually.
no I didn't mind the movie and it's all based on the actual story.

that kid was fucked up :nuts:

[SJ]

Hey now RS btw

[milkman]

Camel toe guard, now sold at GNC and other fine fitness and whore stores. :jj:

[SJ]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1344889319463.jpg

[milkman]

:haha: Took me a minute to notice Colin! :colinlite:

[RS]

Hey now SJ!

Haven't been listening til just now, actually have work to do today!

[SJ]

http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1344889710148.jpg

[milkman]

:jj: no, she aint dressed like that to be looked at and stalked by Colin now is she?

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[Chob]

What Wal-Marts are these guys going to where they see hot chicks?

[SJ]

afternoon butler

[SJ]

What Wal-Marts are these guys going to where they see hot chicks?
you don't have to be ugly to be white trash

[The Butler]

Recently-axed UFC fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller was arrested today in Orange County, TMZ has learned -- after allegedly breaking into a church, spraying a fire extinguisher all over the place, and getting buck naked.

[SJ]

Recently-axed UFC fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller was arrested today in Orange County, TMZ has learned -- after allegedly breaking into a church, spraying a fire extinguisher all over the place, and getting buck naked.
at least he lives up to his name :jj:

[Chob]

Recently-axed UFC fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller was arrested today in Orange County, TMZ has learned -- after allegedly breaking into a church, spraying a fire extinguisher all over the place, and getting buck naked.
Fucker must've been hopped up on 5 Hour Energy.

[Chob]

God I hope he catches a Mayhem charge.

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[Chob]

Just do a show on Stickam, for fuck's sake. :jj:

[milkman]

Just do a show on Stickam, for fuck's sake. :jj:

You will be beatin off the listeners, like VR has to! :crylol:

[The Butler]

at least he lives up to his name :jj:

He is gay and faggot.

[milkman]

Shit, the gov has pirate radio stations all over the fuckin world. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

Colorado represent!

[Chob]

I'm setting up a pirate station that plays a loop of the auctioneer from Spice's show. The government will think it's some secret coded language. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha, I love when Shannon digs on Crystal!

[ch3cooh]

want to see some creepy pirate broadcasts lookup the max headroom incident

[Chob]

SJ, what the fuck is the name of that Russian numbers station again?

[milkman]

NOOOOO Shannon, not another fuckin game!

[Spaz]

You will be beatin off the listeners, like VR has to! :crylol:

burials for milk saturday = 1 at this point or maybe just a .5 cause you're being truthful :jj:


Afternoon fuckers !

[milkman]

:D Sup Spaz!

[Spaz]

another monday to the books ........although today was ok ,cause i love telling the employer i told you so . And i told him so ,then told him i told him so ,good times :D...

[The Butler]

Why did Chad need condoms? He didn't catch anything in New England.

[Chob]

Why did Chad need condoms? He didn't catch anything in New England.
:jl2:

[Spaz]

:rimshot:

[milkman]

Why did Chad need condoms? He didn't catch anything in New England.

:rimshot:

[The Butler]

Thank you goodnight. Try the veal.

[milkman]

I haven't had veal in a long time, maybe I will. :jj:

[The Butler]

Kosi Bay.

[milkman]

Kosi Bay.

I tweeted em that. :D

[milkman]

I haven't been paying attention, sumthin about sharks.

[ch3cooh]

i won't win this week but at least i got a dig in on brahmo

[Ski Lo]

MM Won!

[The Butler]

;D

[milkman]

:woot: maybe we won Butler. :D

[Chob]

Milk got it.

[milkman]

They are gonna job me out and give it to someone else. Damn it!

[The Butler]

We was robbed.

[milkman]

I asked for a recount, we should sue. Sin, make a chop of Shannon and Rick ripping us off! :getsome:

[Chob]

Rick you jobber, check the times. :jj:

[The Butler]

Shark Week gets Discovery their biggest ratings of the year.

[ch3cooh]

btw i'm sure if i ever want to get on the air again i'm gonna have to say i'm someone other than brian in denver. i bet brahmo holds a grudge

[Chob]

I asked for a recount, we should sue. Sin, make a chop of Shannon and Rick ripping us off! :getsome:
Tag Shannon in your tweets too. NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! :jj:

[milkman]

Tag Shannon in your tweets too. NO JUSTICE NO PEACE! :jj:

I did both Rick and Shannon in both of them.

[Chob]

I did both Rick and Shannon in both of them.
Rick's probably still hungover, give him a break. :jj:

[milkman]

Rick's probably still hungover, give him a break. :jj:

Or he just likes Big Balls! :jj:

[Chob]

Fucking contest fraud. Too bad you're such a dick to Brad milk, he might've taken up your cause. :jj:

[The Butler]

Richard Simmons gay = open secret

[milkman]

Fucking contest fraud. Too bad you're such a dick to Brad milk, he might've taken up your cause. :jj:

Brad on Lege? No thanks I'll pass..he is too much of a dick! :jj:

[milkman]

Sheesus, showing the Spice Girl reunion for Olympics. Look more like Spice Granny's now. :jj:

[Chob]

Sheesus, showing the Spice Girl reunion for Olympics. Look more like Spice Granny's now. :jj:
I wonder if Spice curses their existence every time he sees them. :bigthink:

[milkman]

Well, at least every time he is mentioned in the same convo with them. :D

[Chob]

At least he's done a good job of phasing out the "-boy" part.

[milkman]

Yeah, still "Spice" is definitely not sumthin I would want to be called..for any reason. :jj:

[Chob]

Yeah, still "Spice" is definitely not sumthin I would want to be called..for any reason. :jj:
No response from Rick or Shannon? Time to Occupy West Lemon Street. :jj:

[milkman]

No response from Rick or Shannon? Time to Occupy West Lemon Street. :jj:

Total blow out...Where the fuck is Rick is fixed! :getsome:

[NeTaS]

:happydance::woot:

[Lerch]

:hw: :cheers:

[Chob]

Damn Rick. :jj:

[NeTaS]

Cowboy's :woot:

[Lerch]

safe to say the raiders and cowboys will be 8-8 again this year. horrible game.

[NeTaS]

:jj: yeah what I watched was sad

[Chob]

Scoops are the shit.

[Chob]

Is the shrink court ordered or does he willingly talk to one?

[Lerch]

i'm just here to shit on the music. :jj: ;D

[The Butler]

Titty.

[Lerch]

the electricity in a power pack is being dissipated in the form of heat. AC to DC conversion.

[Lerch]

Fucking Burke. He cracks me up.

[Lerch]

Westinghouse is pretty pissed off about the Alexander Bell reference. :jj:

[Lerch]

I'm glad colin's air conditioner is working. ;D

[Lerch]

WTF! Am I in the cowhead thread?

[Ski Lo]

I hear you brother!

:wave:

[Chob]

This show never ceases to amaze me with what turns into a lengthy discussion and how they make it interesting.

[Chob]

For fuck's sake Charlie. Leaking cable. :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Lerch]

:lol: It's an RF leak. :roll:

[Chob]

WTF! Am I in the cowhead thread?
This time of day fucking sucks for live threading.

[Chob]

Fuck it, I'm voting for Phil Jizzlenuts. The guy sounds legit.

[Lerch]

This time of day fucking sucks for live threading.

I'm gonna miss this when I start working next week.

[milkman]

Fuck it, I'm voting for Phil Jizzlenuts. The guy sounds legit.

Sounds good to me! :jj:

[Chob]

I'm gonna miss this when I start working next week.
I wouldn't. :jj:

[Lerch]

Burke gets sucked into, as we all do, the media sites that write anything to get a rise out of people.

[Chob]

The uber patriotic Shannon Burke doesn't believe in third party candidates? What the fuck am I hearing?

[Lerch]

I wouldn't. :jj:

I will always wonder when milk and sj are battling. I think they do it in their sleep. :lol:

[Chob]

LOL @ Shannon still thinking things are as simple as left vs. right.

[milkman]

I will always wonder when milk and sj are battling. I think they do it in their sleep. :lol:

He is my bitch..he dreams of me! :jj:

[milkman]

LOL @ Shannon still thinking things are as simple as left vs. right.

Unfortunately in the big picture..it still is.

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/VIJfC.jpg

[Chob]

He doesn't want to speak with his vote, he just wants to be on a winning team or at least a team with a lot of votes. This isn't fucking team sports people. Your vote is just as negligible in the grand scheme of things no matter who you vote for, or even if you don't vote at all.

[Chob]

Thank you Rick for bringing some common fucking sense into the equation.

[Chob]

This shtick is dangerously close to jumping the shark.

[Lerch]

I wonder what the tattoo is.

[Ski Lo]

Rick has common sense...:jj:

[Chob]

Rick has common sense...:jj:
I wonder how much he'd pay for a roof? :bigthink:

[milkman]

:haha: Ouch!

[The Butler]

I wonder what the tattoo is.

Outline of an eye complete with lashes and brow. Her butthole can wink. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I wonder how much he'd pay for a roof? :bigthink:

Your so funny Homie...


That joke is from 2004...:rolleyes:

[milkman]

Outline of an eye complete with lashes and brow. Her butthole can wink. :jj:

Hole different meaning to skull fuckin! :jj:

[Chob]

Your so funny Homie...


That joke is from 2004...:rolleyes:
You could've said 2011...but nope, you picked a year where the board was five years from being started. :jj:

[milkman]

And is still funny to everyone..cept poor wittle CM! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

:wasntme:

[Chob]

-Libertarian Party
-hippies

What the fuck am I hearing?

[RS]

blah blah blah blah ron paul blah blah blah blah

[Ski Lo]

Jerome Brown

[Chob]

Can we please be done with this shit now?

[Ski Lo]

Hey MM..


Where's yer music list at?

[milkman]

Not sure if he got it, we'll see I guess.

[SJ]

Your so funny Homie...


That joke is from 2004...:rolleyes:
just like every fat bitch you've posted 17 times?

[SJ]

you gave them aesop rock? WTF

[milkman]

Nope..this sure aint what I sent him.

[SJ]

love this tune

[Chob]

Yeah...these aren't milk's picks I'd imagine.

[SJ]

this was a weird album

[SJ]

sounds like my picks :jj: :whistle:

[SJ]

holy fuck that curied chiken I ate for lunch is leading a peoples revolution in my stomache

[Chob]

Heh. Burke went from dismissing the guy outright, to finding he agrees with his stances on some matters.

[Lerch]

whoever knows the correct rick j email wins.

[milkman]

whoever knows the correct rick j email wins.

I sent it to "theshannonburkeshow@gmail.com

[Chob]

He's at rick@btls.com right? Might want to ask him on Twitter what e-mail he wants it sent to.

[RS]

rich people have better.....erections?

[milkman]

I asked him last night, and then asked him if they got them a few ago...no answer. Fuck it

[Chob]

rich people have better.....erections?
They get whores to snort coke off them.

[SJ]

oh fuck this.. I'm so sick of listening to politics

[Chob]

oh fuck this.. I'm so sick of listening to politics
I damn near expressed the same sentiment earlier.

We get it Shannon, your brother is rich so you have to audibly fellate the rich on air. It gets fucking old.

I figured they'd move on after the break but whatever.

[SJ]

I hope they plan on giving the canadian election this much attention when it comes.

otherwise - fuck off.

His political views mean 0.0 to me

[SJ]

oiy fucking vey I'm gonna download drew

[Chob]

A female voice that isn't Rizzo. Bracing for shitstorm.

[SJ]

A female voice that isn't Rizzo. Bracing for shitstorm.
she gonna explain how the senate works and how we should vote?

fuck

[Ski Lo]

And is still funny to everyone..cept poor wittle CM! :jj:

just like every fat bitch you've posted 17 times?

don't be hatein...:facepalm2:

[SJ]

what the hell do they have against super balls? ;D

[milkman]

And fuck, these callers have to bring it back up. STFU up already.

[SJ]

I'm this close to calling in

[SJ]

think they wanna talk about milk's tiny wiener? ;D

[milkman]

You won't do it, ur too much of a puss.

[Ski Lo]

I'm this close to calling in

You don't got a hair on yer ass..

[Chob]

You guys are the Rick and Colin of this board.

[RS]

Shannon literally gets all of his news topics from the Drudge Report.

[SJ]

You won't do it, ur too much of a puss.
I'm falling asleep.. more likely to get through and be snoring

and I call WAY more then you do puss puss

[SJ]

You don't got a hair on yer ass..
you're right I don't..

mangroom yourself you hairy brush ape

[Chob]

you're right I don't..

mangroom yourself you hairy brush ape
TMI bro.

[SJ]

obama blah blah blah

is this a replay of shannon's old AM show? sheesus FUCK

[SJ]

is this that chick with the evil looking horse mouth?

[SJ]

fried chicken?

[milkman]

Who the fuck would watch Leno anyhow? No one would even know this bullshit racist first lady was on. Why she got to be on with the Black gold medal winner? Racist!

[SJ]

fuck you caller..


fuck you

[milkman]

be successful? I think his parents failed to teach him what success is. At least he put forth effort I guess. $12 a week though? Isn't there labor laws against that? :jj:

[RS]

he should just be happy that he is LUCKY enough to have a job! BOOTSTRAPS AMIRITE????

[Chob]

A Middle Eastern Colin would be the one doing the hymen inspections. :colinlite:

[Ski Lo]

NFN,you can get a colonoscopy to check for cancer.killing two birds wit one turd...Yeeeeeaaaaaa!
:colinlite:

[ch3cooh]

did they just get goatse'ed?