Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread August 13-17, 2012

[Chob]

did they just get goatse'ed?
Possibly.

[Chob]

HE WAS NOT THE WINNER!

[milkman]

Aint that sum bullllshit!

[Ski Lo]

:wtf:

MM sent this in?!?!?!?!

[Chob]

Shannon...
:liar:

[Chob]

:wtf:

MM sent this in?!?!?!?!
:facepalm:

[NeTaS]

:suicide: this music sucks balls

[milkman]

There really is no help for you CM! :jj:

[Chob]

You forgot hermies Colin.

[Chob]

Oh boy, this could be interesting if they dive down this rabbit role.

[milkman]

And A-sexual, like SJ most of the time, when he isn't full out homo or bi! :jj:

[milkman]

Yo Chob! :mad:

Rick J ‏@Rickjbtls
@TheShannonBurke break song; The Expendables - Bowl For Two courtesy of WTF is Rick winner @JCaulfieldIII

[SJ]

tranny talk

hellllllllooooooooooooooo

[SJ]

I'm a fucking signature gold mine :jj:

[Chob]

Yo Chob! :mad:

Rick J ‏@Rickjbtls
@TheShannonBurke break song; The Expendables - Bowl For Two courtesy of WTF is Rick winner @JCaulfieldIII
The fuck? Did he forget so quick?
tranny talk

hellllllllooooooooooooooo
They know how to bring you back to the show. :jj:

[SJ]

:suicide: this music sucks balls
I kinda liked that pack a bowl tune..

that was catchy and kinda clever

[NeTaS]

if you like that and not sublime your messed up dude ;D

[SJ]

if you like that and not sublime your messed up dude ;D
sublime sucks

[NeTaS]

:jj:

[SJ]

I ain't got no santaria

I ain't got?

I AIN'T GOT????


nope.jpg

[The Butler]

Hey ev'rybody.

:cheers:

[Ski Lo]

Hey ev'rybody.

:cheers:

Hey Mang...:wave2:

[Ski Lo]

Hey ev'rybody.

:cheers:

I'm glad yer here..


MM and SJ have been trolling me all day.

Tell them to cut it out.:bigcry:

[SJ]

nothing like a good puke story before dinner :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Man....


Shannon DOES get all his info off Drudge..

[Chob]

When will it be enough for fucking Facebook? Good lord.

[NeTaS]

my buddy dated a bartender she would pour shots right in yer mouth didn't even have to touch the glass.

Bitch almost killed me a couple times :jj:

[Chob]

The narrator's enthusiasm is infectious.

[Ski Lo]

please..


ain't nobody watching me..

[NeTaS]

does burke know how google adds work :jj:

[milkman]

Sup Butler, we got screwed on our win again.

:beer2:

[Ski Lo]

iphone is a peice of shit..

[Ski Lo]

My buddy found that BF finder his GF put on his phone.


It don't work unless ur GPS is on...

[Chob]

Oh, now people's concerns are justified. :rolleyes:

[The Butler]

Sup Butler, we got screwed on our win again.

:beer2:

We know the truth. :smug:

[Ski Lo]

We know the truth. :smug:

Sup Butler, we got screwed on our win again.

:beer2:

That's cause you guys are fucking cheaters....


Don't lie like you do alot.

[milkman]

Yeah, that you fuckin CHEAT on Rick! :jj:

[NeTaS]

easy to rob your house when you send out your location all the time :nuts:

[Chob]

Mmm...Boston creme.

[NeTaS]

eclair is a different pastry than a donut

[The Butler]

easy to rob your house when you send out your location all the time :nuts:

Just like that foursquare shit. It screams "I'm 50 miles from home. Please feel free to help yourself to my stuff".

[milkman]

hahaha, oh noes..Shannon-I just type meself right on in B U R K E! Burke! :lol:

[Spaz]

When will it be enough for fucking Facebook? Good lord.

When the CIA says so....:shifty:

[NeTaS]

A Long John uses donut pastry and is typically filled with vanilla pudding or custard, making it a simpler and inexpensive alternative to the éclair.

[milkman]

Sheesus, how many fuckin times does this Nate from NY douche have to call everyday?

[Ski Lo]

Sheesus, how many fuckin times does this Nate from NY douche have to call everyday?

When you calling in?:whistle:

[milkman]

A Long John uses donut pastry and is typically filled with vanilla pudding or custard, making it a simpler and inexpensive alternative to the éclair.

hmmm, our Long John here serves fake Cod in a batter. :jj:

[NeTaS]

find out where he lives milk :getsome:

[Chob]

For public safety! Fucking sucker.

[NeTaS]

colin prolly never had a real eclair :jj:

[milkman]

find out where he lives milk :getsome:

Seriously, like 3 fuckin times already just today.

[Spaz]

find out where he lives milk :getsome:

You have to prove you can take out the woodpecker before you can "get that kind of work" ...........:D

[milkman]

Aww shit, Spaz callin you out on being worthy netas! :jj:

[Spaz]

colin prolly never had a real eclair :jj:

Maybe a cream filled meat pastry ? :jj:

[NeTaS]

alright gonna have to break out the silenced varmint rifle show you my skills

[Spaz]

alright gonna have to break out the silenced varmint rifle show you my skills

I'm just kiddin :D

actually its cool you tried the let it live technique ..

[Chob]

What's the point of checking in? Narcissistic assholes can pretend someone gives a fuck about what they're doing in their unimportant lives.

[Ski Lo]

The twitter app does that.It posts where ur posting from.
It's why I shitcanned it.

[NeTaS]

come on I got a woodchuck needs to be straightened out :jj:

[milkman]

The twitter app does that.It posts where ur posting from.
It's why I shitcanned it.

Just turn off ur GPS. Oh nevermind, then you couldn't find ur way home from work. :jj:

[Chob]

Your Open Book is gone. Bummer.

[RS]

The twitter app does that.It posts where ur posting from.
It's why I shitcanned it.

You can disable it in settings (at least iOS).

I can't fucking stand when people check-in and tag me. I miss the good 'ol anonymous internet days.

[Ski Lo]

come on I got a woodchuck needs to be straightened out :jj:

Make sure you take the Kentucky wind measure..:smug:

[Ski Lo]

I didn't know you can disable it.I shitcanned the whole thing.

[NeTaS]

we got that shiz here in troy or skin-neck-titty

[NeTaS]

clues my ass more like find the rats ;D

[Chob]

I have an idea for a site that aggregates all the stupid, vile, racist, embarrassing shit that could get people in trouble on Twitter, especially people that put up their pics, and making a searchable database of it.

[Chob]

we got that shiz here in troy or skin-neck-titty
Cameras? Why the fuck would anyone want to monitor those fucking cesspools?

Actually, Troy on the river side of things isn't bad.

[The Butler]

Just turn off ur GPS. Oh nevermind, then you couldn't find ur way home from work. :jj:

He still uses bread crumbs.

[NeTaS]

no the gunshot detector I think it's in hamilton hill maybe

[NeTaS]

Troy has it's good points but it's fun to pick on ;D

[NeTaS]

:rout:

[Chob]

Sum 41? It's like I'm really back in the early 2000's.

[Chob]

It's fucking hilarious hearing Shannon mock "conspiracy theorists" and all of the sudden he gets spooked by this. Perfect.

Later folks. :denzil: Time to get food. As for where I'm going, it's none of your fucking business. :jj:

[milkman]

Just make sure to check in when you get there Chob...or else! :getsome:

[NeTaS]

there's a lot of rural america to watch just don't live in a city

[NeTaS]

if they want to watch they will use satellite's

[The Butler]

It's fucking hilarious hearing Shannon mock "conspiracy theorists" and all of the sudden he gets spooked by this. Perfect.

Later folks. :denzil: Time to get food. As for where I'm going, it's none of your fucking business. :jj:

Enjoy Five Guys. :D

[The Butler]

They meant to buy rectal thermometers.

[The Butler]

They don't need a camera to have a cop car outside a bar and pull people over at 1:00 AM.

[milkman]

Well, it is the gov that gives these movie makers "Classified" info for them to make movies...so they will throw $35k dinners come election time. Ala this fuckin Obama campaign leaking highly classified info on the Osama deal.

Obama, Osama..same shit. :jj:

[milkman]

Ummm, Penske trucking?

[The Butler]

Ummm, Penske trucking?

He does or used to own a big chunk of Detroit Diesel.

[milkman]

He does or used to own a big chunk of Detroit Diesel.


I think he got out of that..directly.

[PissJug]

http://cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/gh_large.jpg

[PissJug]

sorry couldn't find a larger version

[milkman]

:jj: PJ! :wave2:

[PissJug]

:wave:

[The Butler]

Baked chicken and roasted baby redskins on deck.

[NeTaS]

Biscuits and gravy here mm mm

[milkman]

Jumbalaya checkin in!

[PissJug]

leftover pizza and oreos

[NeTaS]

cant believe rick bought that manson deal he lost some street cred with that one

[PissJug]

manson was also linked to 9/11 and the kennedy assassination

[The Butler]

manson was also linked to 9/11 and the kennedy assassination

From.......................Canton Ohio.

[milkman]

manson was also linked to 9/11 and the kennedy assassination

He got his start with the Bay of Pigs! :shifty:

[PissJug]

really? i thought he was from FL

[BlindLawrence]

Good afternoon, it's showtime.

[Chob]

Good afternoon BMFL.
the Bay of Pigs! :shifty:
Also known as 25 Cent's dating pool. :whistle:

[Chob]

This chick rules.

[Chob]

Hmm? What's all this then? Shannon putting his foot down on what?

[Chob]

Damn Facebook brings out everyone's inner douchebag for everyone to see.

[BlindLawrence]

Good afternoon BMFL.

Also known as 25 Cent's dating pool. :whistle:

Hey Chob.

[Chob]

This guy has Captain Thunder like quality.

[milkman]

Good afternoon BMFL.

Also known as 25 Cent's dating pool. :whistle:

:haha:

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Chob]

I thought Michelle was a well intentioned person trying to do good when she was first on. I have no clue if it was just an act or she fucking snapped or one of those racist idiots managed to bamboozle her.

[milkman]

I thought Michelle was a well intentioned person trying to do good when she was first on. I have no clue if it was just an act or she fucking snapped or one of those racist idiots managed to bamboozle her.

I said it all along she was a racist fuckin bitch! :getsome:

[Chob]

I said it all along she was a racist fuckin bitch! :getsome:
Sadly you were probably right.

[Ski Lo]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/DHY_photos/cracker_ass_cracker.jpg

[milkman]

Sheesus, you see all these damn illegals just lining up to get stay in this country. It should have been a trap to round them all fuckin up and deport them, not give them fuckin legal status. :getsome:

[Ski Lo]

:wtf:

[milkman]

All peewee football has weight limits. Kids couldn't play all the fuckin time cuz they were overweight. Gameday weigh ins..don't make, you don't play, end of discussion.

[milkman]

Should tweet Shannon and tell him BMS already covered this..move on? :jj:

[Chob]

Should tweet Shannon and tell him BMS already covered this..move on? :jj:
:hehehe:

[Chob]

Fat Power. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha, 90 lbs is nothing, I carry that extra all over the place. :colinlite:

[RS]

youtube videos of peewee football kids getting their bell rung are hilarious.

[milkman]

youtube videos of peewee football kids getting their bell rung are hilarious.

I had enough of those live of me kids to last a lifetime. I do still go watch a game here or there though. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha, that was great C/v Noooo C/v :colinlite:

[SJ]

:wave3:

[milkman]

Sup retard!

[SJ]

Sup retard!
have some respect for Drew - it's R-word

[Chob]

You would think if Jews really did own the media, he'd have gotten an FM deal by now. :jj:

[milkman]

have some respect for Drew - it's R-word

Well, you may want to change ur ride then! :D

:retardbus:

[milkman]

:bounce:

[Chob]

So did anyone but me hear Burke talking about setting his foot down about something? Was an interesting tidbit but easy to miss. :bigthink:

[SJ]

Well, you may want to change ur ride then! :D

:retardbus:
I didn't make that smiley

[milkman]

I didn't make that smiley

It's still ur ride everyday! :D

[SJ]

You would think if Jews really did own the media, he'd have gotten an FM deal by now. :jj:
shannon wasn't raised jewish though...

[milkman]

So did anyone but me hear Burke talking about setting his foot down about something? Was an interesting tidbit but easy to miss. :bigthink:

Not me, I missed like the first 10 minutes or so though.

[Ski Lo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs&feature=player_embedded#!



:jj:

[Ski Lo]

:doublebang:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:tuddledance:

[milkman]

Yo Sin!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Yo milk!

[Spaz]

afternoon ma nizzles ...:420wave:

[milkman]

Yo Spaz!

[Spaz]

Yo milk !


:jj:

[milkman]

:D

yo yo yo yo yo!


:beer2:

[Spaz]

Since when did she start rooning this show for ya milk? and she said sarr IT'S FUCKING SAW !!!

[milkman]

Since when did she start rooning this show for ya milk? and she said sarr IT'S FUCKING SAW !!!

I know it man..fortunately, she only calls every once in a while. Fuck she is annoying.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

and a murderer

[Spaz]

She don't bother me much !

[Chob]

Who was the woman who was calling out Buzzy for talking to mean Twitter folk and got him booted from the Christmas party? That's some cunty shit right there.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i have to take a shit load of pest control tests tomorrow :cigcry:

[Spaz]

Who was the woman who was calling out Buzzy for talking to mean Twitter folk and got him booted from the Christmas party? That's some cunty shit right there.

what ?

[Spaz]

i have to take a shit load of pest control tests tomorrow :cigcry:

see bug spray bug :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i wish it was that easy

[Chob]

what ?
Yeah, he was approved to go the party and some woman was like "He talks to ___ on Twitter" blah blah blah. And Buzzy to his credit didn't back down. So he was booted from the approval list. Lame ass elementary school shit. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

i wish it was that easy

I hear those can be a bitch. Good luck!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i bet it was jenifer moser shes quite the bitch

[The Butler]

Afternoon peoples.

:cheers:

[Chob]

I'm glad I have no idea who the fuck that is.

[milkman]

Yo Butler!

:beer2:

[milkman]

So they are gonna get this chick on the phone? Cool, she seems awesome!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

the facebook group people are so fucking weird if thats being true bubba army i want nothing to do with it :lol:

[Chob]

So they are gonna get this chick on the phone? Cool, she seems awesome!
Should be good. :munch:

[Spaz]

Yeah, he was approved to go the party and some woman was like "He talks to ___ on Twitter" blah blah blah. And Buzzy to his credit didn't back down. So he was booted from the approval list. Lame ass elementary school shit. :rolleyes:

Seriously ? Those people are pathetic !

[The Butler]

Not sure if it's a rib or not, but Heather Clem is posting at the DS. Lord knows you can't throw a dead cat there without hitting a mult, but the IP is Tampa based.

[Chob]

I never liked the Christmas party approval thing. Seems like a douchey way to pump up his ego.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i wonder if spice is going

[Chob]

Not sure if it's a rib or not, but Heather Clem is posting at the DS. Lord knows you can't throw a dead cat there without hitting a mult, but the IP is Tampa based.
Did SFN stop giving her the attention she so desperately craves?

[milkman]

Not sure if it's a rib or not, but Heather Clem is posting at the DS. Lord knows you can't throw a dead cat there without hitting a mult, but the IP is Tampa based.

She's trying to claw onto a dead piece of popularity! :lol:

[Chob]

Well I hope good things happen for this woman.

[The Butler]

I never liked the Christmas party approval thing. Seems like a douchey way to pump up his ego.

And you know he is going to do that "bit" 5 more times before December.

[SJ]

hey again

[SJ]

heathers not in tampa BTW... she's up north somewhere I heard

[milkman]

And you know he is going to do that "bit" 5 more times before December.

Shit, it will be more of that tomorrow..and Michelle racists bitch. Well, if there is an IO show..which I doubt.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

shes in tampa her an amanda hang out all the time its all over twitter

[Chob]

heathers not in tampa BTW... she's up north somewhere I heard
Where did you hear that?

[SJ]

Seriously ? Those people are pathetic !
no worries - bubba can't invite shannon either now cause he talks to them all too

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was going to say the same thing sj :lol:

[NeTaS]

well shit if it's on twitter it must be true :jj:

[milkman]

Where did you hear that?

Out of his ass, which is where most of his "facts" come from. :jj:

[SJ]

Where did you hear that?
can't say... but she was living in north florida last I heard.

you aren't the only one to get sneaky pm's around here you know

[RS]

what in the fuck are you guys talking about?

[SJ]

hell for all I know tampa is IN north florida :rofl:

don't forget I can barely find florida on a map

[Chob]

what in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Several things at once. It gets confusing. And that's on a good day.

[SJ]

what in the fuck are you guys talking about?
heather, christmas parties and hookers

[milkman]

well shit if it's on twitter it must be true :jj:

Don't you be hatin on twitter boy, that's parts of the internets..everything is real.

:jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

sj's makin shit up with mysterious pm's an what not just go to twitter and you can see her and heather hanging out

[SJ]

i was going to say the same thing sj :lol:
someone needs to call in and remind bubba of that

then call shannon and get his take on it :munch:


:fireworks:

[Chob]

heather, christmas parties and hookers
Nice summary all wrapped up in a bow.

[milkman]

you aren't the only one to get sneaky pm's around here you know

Of course not..you read EVERYONES. :shifty:

[Chob]

Of course not..you read EVERYONES. :shifty:
Remember what happened to the last guy that said that? Just keep that in mind. :jj:

[SJ]

Of course not..you read EVERYONES. :shifty:
look - don't even joke about that shit cause the last guy that did is still banned and fucks trannies

fuck you hank you cunt

I don't read anyones pm's. And if I did milk - I'd need your fucking help to do it.. so that makes you an accomplice if you wanna pursue this

[milkman]

Remember what happened to the last guy that said that? Just keep that in mind. :jj:

Oh lordy, please a massa, no whips please. :jj:

[Chob]

I told you bro, you really shouldn't have said that. :jj:

[Spaz]

sj's makin shit up with mysterious pm's an what not just go to twitter and you can see her and heather hanging out

heather hangs with heather ?

[Chob]

heather hangs with heather ?
:haha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

amanda and heather smart ass :lol:

[milkman]

look - don't even joke about that shit cause the last guy that did is still banned and fucks trannies

fuck you hank you cunt

I don't read anyones pm's. And if I did milk - I'd need your fucking help to do it.. so that makes you an accomplice if you wanna pursue this

Settle down sparkles..but if you want to ban me..go right the fuck ahead.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was already talking about amanda so there was no reason to say both there names

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

ban milk! then chob and maybe me

[SJ]

heather hangs with heather ?
amanda and heather do...

and now that sin mentions it - I think heather might have posted on twitter she was living in north florida... something about near her parents or something? I don't know I don't follow heather but remember people talking about it

[Chob]

Holy fuck this thread is all over the place.

[SJ]

Settle down sparkles..but if you want to ban me..go right the fuck ahead.
well since you called me sparkles you can stay ;D

[NeTaS]

that bizaro hank is the shiz sin :jj:

[Chob]

ban milk! then chob and maybe me
Son, you'd make a fine FB admin.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i am a FB admin dude

[SJ]

Son, you'd make a fine FB admin.
(he is a facebook admin) :jj:

[Spaz]

Holy fuck this thread is all over the place.

huh ?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

some one made me one on one of the 20 burke pages

[Chob]

Fucking hell, I miss everything these days.

[SJ]

so was the last half of bubba's show this morning taped?

someone mentioned it but I didn't have time to investigate

[Chob]

huh ?
Just nod and smile.

[SJ]

Fucking hell, I miss everything these days.
that's cause you hate facebook and tits apparently

[Chob]

so was the last half of bubba's show this morning taped?

someone mentioned it but I didn't have time to investigate
It would make no fucking sense.

[Spaz]

:uhhuh:

[SJ]

some one made me one on one of the 20 burke pages
there's so many of those and none of them even talk about what the show is discussing...

I gave up

[Chob]

that's cause you hate facebook and tits apparently
Facebook doesn't have a monopoly on tits.

[milkman]

so was the last half of bubba's show this morning taped?

someone mentioned it but I didn't have time to investigate

I don't think so.

[SJ]

:uhhuh:
don't ever smile and nod - he could have just tricked you into a mouth-hug

[Chob]

there's so many of those and none of them even talk about what the show is discussing...

Kind of like us. :rofl:

[SJ]

I don't think so.
did he talk any calls after that interview?

did manson or ned or tara speak one word during that interview?

just wondering... I was kinda thinking it and then someone else mentioned it so I knew I wasn't completely crazy

[Chob]

:uhhuh:
This guy gets it.

[Spaz]

I don't think so.

:shifty:

[milkman]

Kind of like us. :rofl:

What show? :D

[SJ]

Kind of like us. :rofl:
haven't you noticed it's been commercials for 8 minutes?

there's nothing to discuss atm

[Chob]

What show? :D
The SJ and milkman show, 7 days a week, only on KingBubba.com.

[milkman]

did he talk any calls after that interview?

did manson or ned or tara speak one word during that interview?

just wondering... I was kinda thinking it and then someone else mentioned it so I knew I wasn't completely crazy

if you want to investigate it, go the fuck ahead. I aint wasting any more time on it. I don't give a fuck if it was or not.

[SJ]

apparently all of burkes fans are either 50+ years old or crack dealers according to these music picks

[Spaz]

haven't you noticed it's been commercials for 8 minutes?

there's nothing to discuss atm

haha milk called you sparkles ....:milkthug:

[milkman]

The SJ and milkman show, 7 days a week, only on KingBubba.com.

Milk and Sparkles, my little bitch! Get it right! :crylol:

[SJ]

haha milk called you sparkles ....:milkthug:
he also picked this music for burke :whistle:

[Chob]

Gangsta milk fits the music. :lowrider:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Sj is to busy reading every ones pm's to investigate

[milkman]

:haha:

[Spaz]

maybe thats where the investigation starts at with the pms :lol:

[milkman]

Gangsta milk fits the music. :lowrider:

I'd be puttin the 9 to the stereo! :getsome:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

good point spazz :jj:

[Spaz]

thats why no matter who i PM i start it off with Hey SJ ...just sayin;D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:crylol:
thats why no matter who i PM i start it off with Hey SJ ...just sayin;D

[Chob]

Bunch of dicks up in here. :jj:

[Spaz]

Bunch of dicks up in here. :jj:

:violin:














:jj:

[Chob]

This bit is flawed in assuming everyone playing saw the roast and knows who was in it. They can't all be winners.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

well i have to spend the rest of the night reading about non subterranean termites and other wood destroying organisms this is going to be a fucking blast :wave:

[milkman]

Have fun..sweet dreams! :jj:

[Spaz]

Good luck with that SIN ....:wave2:

[NeTaS]

later sin pay attention to your reading bro

[SJ]

well i have to spend the rest of the night reading about non subterranean termites and other wood destroying organisms this is going to be a fucking blast :wave:
later sin

[Chob]

well i have to spend the rest of the night reading about non subterranean termites and other wood destroying organisms this is going to be a fucking blast :wave:
Enjoy. :denzil:

[Chob]

People are always writing roast jokes for other people too. Hard to tell who came up with what sometimes.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

im already bored an need a smoke :bigcry:

[SJ]

oh yeah colin should be good at VP candidates :rofl:

[SJ]

Rick James

[milkman]

:haha: You aint moved yet!

[Chob]

Also, if the famous Ricks doesn't include Rick Astley, it's a fucking worthless list.

[The Butler]

Paul Ryan is going to be in town tomorrow.

[milkman]

Also, if the famous Ricks doesn't include Rick Astley, it's a fucking worthless list.

Who??