Shannon Burke Listening Thread July 2-3, 2012

[Chob]

Tune in to hear everyone's favorite weatherman, ex-parking cop, mustachioed intern, and chronic dry heaver. :munch:That is of course, unless you're listening to the last hour of midday juggernaut the Billy Madison Show. :mrgreen:

[SJ]

yo yo

[Chob]

Oh shit, two games in two days. This ain't a loosey goosey type short week.

[Chob]

God damn it Colin you fucking white trash superstar, you couldn't just leave it alone could you?

[SJ]

photoshop detectives :jj:

[Chob]

Forensic Photoshop Specialist, Dr. Sinister.

[Chob]

Maybe the couple has a fetish for women that look like Tiny Tim.

[SJ]

yeah that's what I did :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[SJ]

Hey Milk

[milkman]

Colin just can't let her go. :colinlite:

[iobane]

Time to schedule Thursday and Friday off.

[milkman]

sounds like Shando found his way out of the hood. :jj:

[iobane]

So what happened with Colin? Was busy being told I'm a smartass for asking what my priorities are for this week.

[milkman]

he started playin cute email games with the CMCC again

[iobane]

So he's living up to the dipshit moniker.

[milkman]

Pretty much

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Evrabody

[SJ]

hey now cpt

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey now cpt

How's Canada day treating ya?

[SJ]

How's Canada day treating ya?
alright... didn't get up till 11 or so :jj:

[Chob]

Typical Brownback supporter.

[milkman]

Sup sup Cpt

[milkman]

hmmm, I would think the 18 and 19 yr olds could be held liable and charged with manslaughter.

[iobane]

A revolver is not a pistol.
http://mlkshk.com/r/2HUV

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

alright... didn't get up till 11 or so :jj:

Sounds good, make sure to have some poutine & bagged milk today in celebration. :canada:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup sup Cpt

Hey Milk, what's going on today?

[milkman]

Just another Monday Cpt.

[iobane]

Rick with another great idea, give a death row inmate a loaded gun.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Just another Monday Cpt.

Same here, I was gonna work a bunch of overtime today until I was advised that since wednesday is a holiday I would have to work 8 additional hours of regular time and OT would kick in after that, so I said fuck It and left at normal time :jj:

[SJ]

wtf :jj:

just noticed some guy on twitter using the tuddle wiggle sinister made as an avatar

[milkman]

Same here, I was gonna work a bunch of overtime today until I was advised that since wednesday is a holiday I would have to work 8 additional hours of regular time and OT would kick in after that, so I said fuck It and left at normal time :jj:

I only get straight time pay for OT, so I hardly ever do it, just adjust my hrs on other days, like Friday. Which works out, cuz then me boss let's me work from home since i only have a few hrs to work.

[milkman]

wtf :jj:

just noticed some guy on twitter using the tuddle wiggle sinister made as an avatar

Yep, just saw that too, Colin retweeted it. thief loser. :jj:

ed spencer ‏@remodelguy73<<<<<<<GUILTY

@TheShannonBurke @colingbrady @Rickjbtls someone should tell mcunty rubbing one out to a pic is not a 3some

[Chob]

This is so fucking stupid.

[milkman]

I fuckin hate people that call a fuckin radio show as a god damn travel agency.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Some fuck heads don't retweet my shit either they just send it to Shannon or colin with there name after I tweet it out

[milkman]

Some fuck heads don't retweet my shit either they just send it to Shannon or colin with there name after I tweet it out

You should send this douche a cease and desist tweet, and tag Shannon and Colin. :jj:

[Chob]

Some fuck heads don't retweet my shit either they just send it to Shannon or colin with there name after I tweet it out
Humble them, Iron Sheik style.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Meh what am I gonna do I can't stop them

[milkman]

Embarrass em. :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

How am I gonna do that

[The Butler]

Humble them, Iron Sheik style.

:haha:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Every fucking traffic light in Illinois is out today i could ne elevated to throw a fist here soon

[Chob]

Suckers.

[milkman]

I would tweet that Ed dude and say something like "hey douche, if you're gonna use my work as ur Av, you could at least ask. Or make your own fuckhead. And be sure to tag at least Shannon so he feels like shit. :D

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Alotof people use my stuff as an av on Twitter I don't care about that I only get annoyed when they send it Shannon or Colin like they did it

[iobane]

If I used one of sinister's shop jobs for my twitter av, my twitter handle would be @holyshitsinisterisawesome

I'd never have to ask permission, either.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Lol that's cool I guess

[milkman]

It was the X dealers that were gettin all the ass for a few yrs. New a couple dudes we'd be at a strip joint and all the bitches wanted his ass..well at least what he had. :D

[NeTaS]

:wave2: sup my nickles

[Chob]

Twitter is unbiased?

[NeTaS]

it is officially no more workie this week time :woot:

[The Butler]

it is officially no more workie this week time :woot:

Lucky bastage. One more day for me.

[NeTaS]

well no money either but I'll deal with that :smug:

[milkman]

Sup netas..Stanks at Rays tonight. Can't see how the Rays are favored, fuckin lost last 7 of 8. :mad:

[SJ]

hey netas

[NeTaS]

sup SJ this buds for canada day :happydance:

[NeTaS]

yankee pitching woes prolly milk

[milkman]

Lucky bastage. One more day for me.

Still not sure if I'm gonna take Thurs and Fri or go in Thurs work from home Fri then take Mon n Tues. :bigthink:

[NeTaS]

I'll need thursday to recover I'm gonna get drunk wed :smug:

[milkman]

yankee pitching woes prolly milk

Still aint matching the Rays shittin the bed woes. :jj:

[NeTaS]

lol good point

[SJ]

crystal just said she has balls :rofl:

[milkman]

At 6 bucks a beer on a plane..I aint tippin shit.

[Chob]

We know SJ isn't tipping.

[SJ]

if I made show host money I'd tip

[iobane]

Only thing SJ tips is cows.


And 1c's mom?

[milkman]

I did tip this one Stewardess when I traveled a lot. As soon as the flight was up, she'd bring me a couple of bottles, and always just charge me for one. :D

[milkman]

Delta has a bunch of old bitches now..at least last times I flew.

[NeTaS]

I like delta,better than southwest

[milkman]

I used to fly Delta all the time, was great when their hub was Dallas. For like 8 months I had to fly to Cali every other week. Coming back at DFW plane to Tampa was always overbooked. I'd take a bump and get a free flight or first class upgrade. Was nice. :D

[NeTaS]

check out this croc http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giant-killer-crocodile-sets-record-world-largest-captivity-182158766.html

[milkman]

Damn, fuckin huge.

[NeTaS]

:milkdance3:

[The Butler]

Hey now.

:cheers:

[milkman]

hahaha, Shannon just now figuring out why it is called string cheese? :crylol:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[Chob]

I'm hoping ch3 is listening. :munch:

[iobane]

Those man made islands in the persian gulf

[The Butler]

Unscheduled stop on the way home for a new battery. Had to get a jump after work.

[NeTaS]

area 51

[milkman]

Well that sucks B..they usually go out when the heat kicks in.

[SJ]

hoover dam

[The Butler]

Well that sucks B..they usually go out when the heat kicks in.

Seems like the cold gets more of them up here.

[iobane]

Scientology headquarters

[SJ]

Scientology headquarters
that's only like 30 years old... didn't hubbard write the book in the 60's?

[milkman]

Seems like the cold gets more of them up here.

Yeah but when they are weak..the heat kills em quick.

[iobane]

he said it's under 100 years old.

[SJ]

he said it's under 100 years old.
and over 50

[milkman]

missed most of the clues, so have no clue

[NeTaS]

mall of america :jj:

[iobane]

Arlington National cemetary

[The Butler]

Vietnam Wall.

[The Butler]

The bunker under the Greenbrier.

[milkman]

National Archives?

[milkman]

Ok, so i only caught the one clue. :jj:

[The Butler]

Shark week at Cooch Creek.

[NeTaS]

I think I'll skip shark week :jj:

[milkman]

Prolly a bunch of Mudd sharks then. :jj:

[PissJug]

no one will buy a new car if they have those bullshit breathalyzer deals in them

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

:wave2:

[milkman]

Sup sup netas.

[NeTaS]

chillin bored

[milkman]

Just got home..hotter than fuck today

[NeTaS]

it's a little sticky here,was out doing some yardwork

[milkman]

Humid as fuck here with no breeze.

[NeTaS]

i like it fine up here thanks :jj:

[milkman]

:haha: Not what you were cryin last week. :bigcry:

:jj:

[milkman]

Colin posted them pics of CMCC..what a skizank whore. :colinlite:

[FishMuskys]

I've been waitin' for Burke to start. Guess I should turn on IO again, eh? Kinda wonderin' where everyone went.:D

[milkman]

Yeah, that might help Fish :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Yeah, that might help Fish :jj:

I don't get many days off. But, when I do...

[FishMuskys]

Never fuckin' fails! Just in time for 'mercials.:getsome:

[milkman]

Good timing for me..had to piss and get a refill.

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

Yeah, I needed one too. I'm hidin' in the mancave. Went out to the garage and my glasses fogged up. Guess it's pretty hot outside.:jj:

[milkman]

Walkin out from the house is like a shock. :thud

[The Butler]

Is it Happy Hour yet?

[milkman]

it is here. :D

:beer2:

[FishMuskys]

So I switch back to the other station and hear about the DJ gettin' a new Hummer from Sting-Ray. Guess everyone uses that gimmic to get shit.

[milkman]

Must be nice

[The Butler]

Fishing for eagles.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/HWxISVrG0IKgwsFjQQdXwg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/RickWarrenEagle.jpg

[milkman]

Damn, that's a big bird

[FishMuskys]

Must be nice

Maybe I should get sponsors for my truck. Put stickers on the tank and shit. I'm in it for 6 or 7 days in a row--I could take them off when I go to the shop and the boss would never know.:bigthink:

[milkman]

hmmm, sounds like a good plan Fish. :D

[SJ]

hey all

[milkman]

Sup SJ

[SJ]

fuck all

[milkman]

Andersen Cooper keeping his gay private? From who, himself? he was the only one that didn't know? :jj:

[SJ]

damn spaz and I do a way better gay voice then rick and shannon's. :jj:

wait... I shouldn't brag about that

[SJ]

BREAKING NEWS

Anderson cooper is a shitty reporter.. gay or not - the guy is an annoying dumb fuck

[milkman]

Yeah, cuz you aint fakin it. :jj:

[SJ]

he's also the least respected journalist on cnn

[milkman]

He's a total cocksuckin douche.

[SJ]

he's biased? :rofl:

everyone on every news channel EVERYWHERE in the complete history of TIME has been biased


face palm

[FishMuskys]

I gave the wife $100 to perform an act on me. I didn't think it would be a magic act--Bitch disappeared and went shoppin'.

[milkman]

I gave the wife $100 to perform an act on me. I didn't think it would be a magic act--Bitch disappeared and went shoppin'.

Maybe she just ran to the sex store to get some toys to please you with? Anal beads, get ready! :jj:

[SJ]

cnn is good... better then faux news

[FishMuskys]

Maybe she just ran to the sex store to get some toys to please you with? Anal beads, get ready! :jj:

:haha: Not this time. She just texted me--found 20" fans with a stand for $20. I told her to buy two. I need a new one for the garage.

[SJ]

not for nothin but perry ferral is a huuuge homo :jj:

true story

[SJ]

sorry diacos :jj:

[milkman]

:haha: Not this time. She just texted me--found 20" fans with a stand for $20. I told her to buy two. I need a new one for the garage.

Wife just got me a new one for the garage, got it hangin on the wall with another stand one on the floor. Helps move the heat around. :jj:

[SJ]

FUCK THAT KID - THAT KID SHOULD ROT IN FUCKING JAIL

[milkman]

Gonna be selling watermelon to raise bail money? better hit the hood.

[milkman]

Yep I agree SJ..fuck him..with a piece of rebar.

[SJ]

Yep I agree SJ..fuck him..with a piece of rebar.
I say they fuck his parents with the rebar

fucking take some motherfucking responsibility and raise your little bastards or else society is going to have their way with them and beat that kid within an inch of his life.

[SJ]

I double dare someone to call in and tell shannon we already heard all this on BMS :jj:

[SJ]

andy was gay

he shot a couple and stole their kid..

[SJ]

opie didn't have a mom.. I'm telling you... he shot a hobo couple

[NeTaS]

blasphemy

[SJ]

charge the bitch with adultery

[FishMuskys]

Wife just got me a new one for the garage, got it hangin on the wall with another stand one on the floor. Helps move the heat around. :jj:

Helps move the heat around. That cracked me up!:jj:

[SJ]

stunt cock

[SJ]

oh please we all know colin is gonna end up back with this stupid cunt

[FishMuskys]

I double dare someone to call in and tell shannon we already heard all this on BMS :jj:

:boom:

[Spaz]

Sup Mofos :420wave:

[milkman]

oh please we all know colin is gonna end up back with this stupid cunt

Man if he does..he will never get any respect. Already at the bottom in that category, but he can go lower. :colinlite:

[FishMuskys]

What's happenin' Spaz? Lookin' forward to VR tomorrow in the truck.

[FishMuskys]

Sun Prairie--Down by Madison.

[Chob]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss358/eliasbboy/Howard/AGT/Howard_Stourke.jpg

[milkman]

Another fuckin Brent replay? Who in the fuck wants to listen to an old irrelevant sports show? Well who in the fuckin actually wants to listen to any brents sports show. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

Howard Stourke. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Truck Vac--$49.95

[milkman]

My wife got me one of these..what a piece of sheeit.

[milkman]

$22.49

[Spaz]

What's happenin' Spaz? Lookin' forward to VR tomorrow in the truck.

hey now Fish !!
looking forward to VR ? o_O







:jj:

[milkman]

Fuck that's like 3 18 packs..wife needs to return this piece of sheeit. :jj:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz

[FishMuskys]

Oh shit, forgot I got a haircut appt. in a half hour. I'd rather listen to the Trucker Edition in the truck anyway. Catch you guys for Spice.

[milkman]

$76

[milkman]

L8R Fish

[milkman]

Oh, I thought it was a cooler. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

hey now Fish !!
looking forward to VR ? o_O







:jj:

My options are low...and I heard there was another Milk burial. Gotta go--

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz

Whats happening milkaroni :D

Happy birthday to freedom has begun,currently my eyes are red,whit and blue .....

[milkman]

Whats happening milkaroni :D

Happy birthday to freedom has begun,currently my eyes are red,whit and blue .....

Rut ro I must be messican-Mine are Green white and red :jj:

[Chob]

Another fuckin Brent replay? Who in the fuck wants to listen to an old irrelevant sports show? Well who in the fuckin actually wants to listen to any brents sports show. :rolleyes:
I'm sure someone might enjoy that slot. I can't get a straight answer out of Tuddle, but I think his show is done for the time being, now that he's full time at Cox. At least make the effort to go out and find someone to do a trial show.

[milkman]

Anything would be better than Brent..much less a useless replay of Brent.

[Chob]

I'm still saying they're dropping the ball not getting Bubba Wilson on. He has people that know him from the Monsters and would tune in to hear him.

[Spaz]

$54

[SJ]

I've come to the conclusion that trivia is way more interesting with audience participation.

this get's really repetitious

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

it seems like theres trivia every single day now im gettin kinda sick of it to

[SJ]

yeah and we can't win shit... or even brag about it...

weak

[SJ]

it's just not the same if you can't rub it in 1c's face till he cries :jj:

[Spaz]

yeah and we can't win shit... or even brag about it...

weak

so now you're all gaga over silly saddison so you start to pick on shannons show now huh ? :rolleyes:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

the last name that was pretty good because nick was getting mad but i think they should do these less frequently or somthin

[SJ]

I think they should let the listeners play instead of hogging all the fun

[milkman]

so now you're all gaga over silly saddison so you start to pick on shannons show now huh ? :rolleyes:

Next thing you know he'll be raggin on the Diacos.

[SJ]

these are also walk offs from last week

[SJ]

so now you're all gaga over silly saddison so you start to pick on shannons show now huh ? :rolleyes:
actually I was trying to put vanilla radio over...

[SJ]

Next thing you know he'll be raggin on the Diacos.
only if they steal our gimmick and do it worse ;D

[SJ]

there's the only one worth playing... boopity brown

[Spaz]

Next thing you know he'll be raggin on the Diacos.

Yup !! :smug:

[SJ]

I don't believe charlie is in rehab for one fucking minute

[SJ]

the guy is constantly on twitter... he's never in the clinic.. he's going to parties...

yeah... cause rehab lets you do this shit :rofl:


bullshit - charlie ripped someone off and ran for his fucking life is what happened

[The Butler]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

[Chob]

I want a Milktallica version of this.

[milkman]

:rockout:

[Spaz]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

Sup B !?!:wave2:

[SJ]

:rock:

uh - not metallica I'm listening to the new offspring :jj:

[SJ]

what was that band that sang that standing on the rooftop song?

this offspring sounds just like it... meh

[Chob]

Is there room in the IO budget for some buzzers for these games? :bigthink:

[SJ]

oh fuck... I can tell there's gonna be a new offspring song we're all gonna hate this summer

[milkman]

Is there room in the IO budget for some buzzers for these games? :bigthink:

Whatever listeners donate. :jj:

[Spaz]

oh fuck... I can tell there's gonna be a new offspring song we're all gonna hate this summer

i hate all their other songs whats 1 more ....

[Chob]

oh fuck... I can tell there's gonna be a new offspring song we're all gonna hate this summer
Self Esteem and Gotta Get Away are the only ones I never tire of. Hit That was awful.

[The Butler]

Is there room in the IO budget for some buzzers for these games? :bigthink:

Stern still doesn't have good ones after all these years.

[SJ]

i hate all their other songs whats 1 more ....
yeah but your stuck in the 80's bro..

[The Butler]

He said "I".

[PissJug]

Rick is the man

[Spaz]

yeah but your stuck in the 80's bro..

not true ,i do like that one song its kinda new o_O

[The Butler]

not true ,i do like that one song its kinda new o_O

"Call me maybe"?

[milkman]

I got major delay

[PissJug]

what was that band that sang that standing on the rooftop song?

this offspring sounds just like it... meh
Republica?

[NeTaS]

cheaters :colin:

[PissJug]

I knew that Cranberries song the second I heard it too :ninja:

[Spaz]

"Call me maybe"?

:bigthink:

[SJ]

Republica?
no.... fuck... it's on the tip of my tongue too...

standin on the roof top waiting to fall....


UGH driving me nuts


RISE AGAINST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's the fucking band... offspring singer is totally ripping that guy off on this new album

[SJ]

you guys ready for the big unplugging on the 7th?

half the net is gonna not be on the net anymore :jj:

[NeTaS]

huh

[NeTaS]

they pulling some tubes :jj:

[SJ]

huh
you windows heads better check your systems

the FBI busted a HUGE ring of hackers who had released this DNS changer virus and it re-routed your computer to fake sites... well they've maintained the network for 5 years and the 7th they pull the plug - they figure a shitload of people will lose their nets cause this shit went so deep

[PissJug]

Is that Offspring song called Days Go By? I looked up Republica on YouTube and there was an ad for that Offspring song right underneath the video :nuts:

[NeTaS]

you windows heads better check your systems

the FBI busted a HUGE ring of hackers who had released this DNS changer virus and it re-routed your computer to fake sites... well they've maintained the network for 5 years and the 7th they pull the plug - they figure a shitload of people will lose their nets cause this shit went so deep

:jj: I re-do my windows every 6 months or so so I'm good

[SJ]

Is that Offspring song called Days Go By? I looked up Republica on YouTube and there was an ad for that Offspring song right underneath the video :nuts:
that was the one they played on the diacos show (not that you caught it :jj:) and it's one of the shittier songs on the album IMO...

the first two tracks sounds JUST like rise against and that days go by is just kinda... soft and slow

[PissJug]

never did like the Offspring singer's voice

[NeTaS]

he looks like lenny from lenny and sguigy's son

[SJ]

I think I'm gonna do a music show once a week...

might do one tomorrow if you guys are interested... during MMA bullshit

[PissJug]

do it on Thursdays :whistle:

[SJ]

do it on Thursdays :whistle:
nah.. once work picks up I won't be around thurs

[PissJug]

I would check it out but I got the family dinner deal tomorrow night

[NeTaS]

do it on Thursdays :whistle:

hater :ned:

[SJ]

fuck pj I was counting on you :jj:

[PissJug]

will you be hot jocking and hitting the post?

[milkman]

Rick takes this shit too seriously. He talks about Brahmo gettin pissed. :jj:

[Spaz]

will you be hot jocking and hitting the post?

oh,he'll be hitting the post alright :shifty:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm sure someone might enjoy that slot. I can't get a straight answer out of Tuddle, but I think his show is done for the time being, now that he's full time at Cox. At least make the effort to go out and find someone to do a trial show.

Here's the problem, they probably can't find anyone to do it for free. Even those two kids took a shit on the deal.

BTW, sup niggas?

[milkman]

Yo Cpt!

[SJ]

will you be hot jocking and hitting the post?
oh yeah... totally :jj:

might even throw in a weather report

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

do it on Thursdays :whistle:

The hate is strong with this one :palpatine:

[Chob]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k492/NYCARSALE/scan0004.jpg
:facepalm:

[SJ]

ok guys - I made a few changes to the spice skin.. I ditched the weird font and brought back the boring black buttons (I still say the nintendo ones are better but whatev's)

so if you have suggestions - lemme know

[Chob]

I liked the weird font but whatever.

[PissJug]

oh yeah... totally :jj:

might even throw in a weather report

make sure you hit the record button :munch:

[NeTaS]

stern has gone full gay - never go full gay

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yo Cpt!

Hey Milk, just got back from the gun range with my daughter, starting the pre 4th off properly :shoot:

[PissJug]

couldn't he get Beth to do that for him

[milkman]

I liked the weird font but whatever.

Yeah, if they were just a little smaller.

[SJ]

I liked the weird font but whatever.
it just didn't fit... seemed too.... 2001 space odyssey or something

[NeTaS]

couldn't he get Beth to do that for him

:crylol:

[SJ]

Yeah, if they were just a little smaller.
that font wasn't readable when it was smaller... it went all fucking weird