The Diacos Show Listening Thread! (June 2012)

[SJ]

fucking scorching here today man i think we hit over 100 it was brutal out there at work today
hey sinister and netas

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

already got one cracked man i was outside all damn day i already told my wife im not leaving the basement for the rest of the night and wats up Sj

[Chob]

I've always been told I would have made a great atty. :jj:
You'd be held in contempt of court for drunkenly singing Frantic in the middle of the courtroom.

[milkman]

The plantiff would likely go for the homeowner because they would have more coverage. ;D

Shit man..these people nowadays will go after you if you have 35 cents more than they do. :getsome:

[Mugsy]

Shit man..these people nowadays will go after you if you have 35 cents more than they do. :getsome:
it's just easier to kill em

[milkman]

You'd be held in contempt of court for drunkenly singing Frantic in the middle of the courtroom.

meh, I'd get meself out of it. hire a good atty. :D

[milkman]

Sup Mizugs..true dat!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Milk, I'm on the iPad and can't get into the game room, SJ can you transfer milk 25k from me to him?

[Chob]

it's just easier to kill em
You scare me sometimes.

I'm out, later folks. Will catch the show on demand. :denzil:

[Lerch]

My girl got in a car accident with her friend. Somebody ran a stop sign and destroyed both cars, and hurt the two girls and killed himself. He was unlicenced and unisured and the owner of the car claimed improper use and the hurt girls got nothing. The owner was able to prove he stole the car. Zero.Zero for injuries.

[Mugsy]

i HATE this heat

[milkman]

Hey Milk, I'm on the iPad and can't get into the game room, SJ can you transfer milk 25k from me to him?

meh, whenever man.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

My girl got in a car accident with her friend. Somebody ran a stop sign and destroyed both cars, and hurt the two girls and killed himself. He was unlicenced and unisured and the owner of the car claimed improper use and the hurt girls got nothing. The owner was able to prove he stole the car. Zero.Zero for injuries.

Yep, as Shitty as that is, it sounds right.

[NeTaS]

You scare me sometimes.

I'm out, later folks. Will catch the show on demand. :denzil:

:wave2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

meh, whenever man.

The check is in the mail :jj:

[milkman]

L8R Chobbles

[Mugsy]

My girl got in a car accident with her friend. Somebody ran a stop sign and destroyed both cars, and hurt the two girls and killed himself. He was unlicenced and unisured and the owner of the car claimed improper use and the hurt girls got nothing. The owner was able to prove he stole the car. Zero.Zero for injuries.
was the car ACTUALLY stolen?

[milkman]

The check is in the mail :jj:


As long as it aint Bean sending it. :jj:

[milkman]

was the car ACTUALLY stolen?

Dead men tell no tales.

[Mugsy]

I'm too pissed.


brb



:bonghit:

[Mugsy]

Dead men tell no tales.
and can't sue either;D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

As long as it aint Bean sending it. :jj:

Ok, just boss hogged the kids laptop, you have been paid my nickel.

[FishMuskys]

Get Fein panties--Can I get one in 2x?

[Lerch]

was the car ACTUALLY stolen?

A recent parolee was with his estranged girlfriend and had a fight and he jumped into her car and drove off. He was not part of her household and held a different address. Two blocks later bam. The call for the domestic had just went out.

[milkman]

Ok, just boss hogged the kids laptop, you have been paid my nickel.

:brofist:

[The Diacos Radio]

Yes. There is a criminal act exclusion.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

A recent parolee was with his estranged girlfriend and had a fight and he jumped into her car and drove off. He was not part of her household and held a different address. Two blocks later bam. The call for the domestic had just went out.

Yep Lerch, that is a perfect example of how that person's insurance doesn't have to pay for anything except the woman's car damage. Provided she had Comprehensive coverage, which would cover her since it was Technically a theft.

[Mugsy]

A recent parolee was with his estranged girlfriend and had a fight and he jumped into her car and drove off. He was not part of her household and held a different address. Two blocks later bam. The call for the domestic had just went out.
sounds legit then...no need to eradicate

[The Diacos Radio]

Not even her property damage. If the car was stolen, they don't have to pay for shit in FLorida.

[Lerch]

i guess in mugsy justice the shit bag died, i guess i should consider it a win.

[milkman]

Not even her property damage. If the car was stolen, they don't have to pay for shit in FLorida.


Wait a minute. So if my car is stolen and is totaled, my insurance doesn't have to pay, I am just shit out of luck?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Not even her property damage. If the car was stolen, they don't have to pay for shit in FLorida.

The woman who had her car stolen would be paid for the damage to her car if she had comp right?

[Mugsy]

Wait a minute. So if my car is stolen and is totaled, my insurance doesn't have to pay, I am just shit out of luck?
yup:florida:

[milkman]

No way..I don't buy that.

[Lerch]

it's changing now, but many states don't require comp car ins.

[Mugsy]

me und me buddy had some of those mortar type fireworks....damn near lost me ear:lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

yup:florida:

No Milk, if you have Comprehensive coverage on your car and it is stolen, you are covered.

[Mugsy]

I :luv: when they give advise to people wif their various stories.:woot:

[milkman]

Yeah, that is what I think Cpt.

[Mugsy]

can you let me know when they are back PLEASE?

Thank You
:brofist:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

it's changing now, but many states don't require comp car ins.

Lerch, I don't believe any states require comp, if you have a loan on the car the lienholder will require you to have it. The state requires you to carry Bodily Injury/Property Damage coverage. In Florida we are only required to carry PIP/PD which is crazy.

[milkman]

I remember a kid in like 9th grade, thought he would be cool and light a M80. Apparently the fuse was real dry or sumthin and went off before he could throw it. Took off all 4 of his fingers and mangled his thumb. Was perty cool. :D

[Lerch]

Lerch, I don't believe any states require comp, if you have a loan on the car the lienholder will require you to have it. The state requires you to carry Bodily Injury/Property Damage coverage. In Florida we are only required to carry PIP/PD which is crazy.

As long as I can remember it's been a law in Mass to have it and they had a anti competition thing going on. Just recently under deregulation have they allowed other companies to compete. Yea we are liberal. :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mugsy]

:crylol:
I remember a kid in like 9th grade, thought he would be cool and light a M80. Apparently the fuse was real dry or sumthin and went off before he could throw it. Took off all 4 of his fingers and mangled his thumb. Was perty cool. :D

:rofldata:

[SJ]

:rock:

[Lerch]

I remember a kid in like 9th grade, thought he would be cool and light a M80. Apparently the fuse was real dry or sumthin and went off before he could throw it. Took off all 4 of his fingers and mangled his thumb. Was perty cool. :D

They had Icehouse in 9th grade? :crylol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

As long as I can remember it's been a law in Mass to have it and they had a anti competition thing going on. Just recently under deregulation have they allowed other companies to compete. Yea we are liberal. :lol: :rolleyes:

I know, the company I work for just started writing in Mass about a year or so ago and Jesus what a fucking nightmare it is dealing with your state's Dept of Insurance.

[FishMuskys]

They're back, Mugs!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Okay mugs they are back.

[SJ]

the lead singer of Lamb of God was arrested today... murder most foul

[Lerch]

mugs.

[milkman]

They had Icehouse in 9th grade? :crylol:

I usually drank Olde 8 and vodka back then. :D

[Mugsy]

intro-violation

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Okay that new offspring song sucked, sorry guys.

[Mugsy]

molson triple x in Canada is 7.2;D

[milkman]

Of course..Reading RR..owned it a lot in Monopoly! :jj:

[Lerch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw

[milkman]

Cancel Import Bahama beer day. :colinlite:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Samuel Adams triple bock was the shit back in the mid to late 90's. 21% ABV bitches.

[Mugsy]

that import crap is why i can't get molson xxx in the states:(

[milkman]

And now Jeff Knight owns all that Janus stuff. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Brian's sports can't be any worse than 1c's.

[Lerch]

i went to a judas priest alice cooper concert with a friend who came home with from the 1st iraq conflict with heineken from europe. he was so proud of the red star.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Altering/modifying fireworks is always a good idea.

[SJ]

molson triple x in Canada is 7.2;D
and gross

[SJ]

Altering/modifying fireworks is always a good idea.
I blew a hole in the siding of a buddis house one time..

:jj:


you know how some have wicks at the top and some at the bottom?


I guessed wrong :jj:


thing shot in the air like a rocket and then fired at the group of people watching :rofl:


fucking good times

[FishMuskys]

Altering/modifying fireworks is always a good idea.

Take ten boxes of sparklers and wrap them together VERY tight with black tape. Have one sparker pointing out the other direction for a "fuse". Stick it on the ground and put a metal garbage can over it. It will shoot that can 50 ft. high.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I just saw that Burger King is selling the original chicken sandwich this weekend for $1.04 each :colin:

[milkman]

Fuck that the NFL pay em? Only what, like 3% of college players go pro?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Take ten boxes of sparklers and wrap them together VERY tight with black tape. Have one sparker pointing out the other direction for a "fuse". Stick it on the ground and put a metal garbage can over it. It will shoot that can 50 ft. high.

Sounds like we are gonna have some fun at kingbubbapalooza :lol:

[SJ]

Take ten boxes of sparklers and wrap them together VERY tight with black tape. Have one sparker pointing out the other direction for a "fuse". Stick it on the ground and put a metal garbage can over it. It will shoot that can 50 ft. high.
pull a burning schoolhouse from the house and it will fly all over the place

[Mugsy]

Take ten boxes of sparklers and wrap them together VERY tight with black tape. Have one sparker pointing out the other direction for a "fuse". Stick it on the ground and put a metal garbage can over it. It will shoot that can 50 ft. high.
take a short pvc pipe und load it wif 2 m80's und a handful of nails....make the fuse long.:lol:

[SJ]

Sounds like we are gonna have some fun at kingbubbapalooza :lol:
sounds like a fun activity for the milkman backyard / garbage can launch bbq

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Just let the kids keep getting the money on the downlow (Ohio State Alum here :jj:)

[FishMuskys]

Sounds like we are gonna have some fun at kingbubbapalooza :lol:

Beachcomber will never be the same. That trick does wonders on mailboxes...I've heard.:D

[milkman]

Bullshit..Bama shouldn't have been in last yr.

[milkman]

Beachcomber will never be the same. That trick does wonders on mailboxes...I've heard.:D

Umm, will slide next door for this one. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Rick Boise State dominates fuckin jabrones the whole year.

[FishMuskys]

take a short pvc pipe und load it wif 2 m80's und a handful of nails....make the fuse long.:lol:

You are quite the Barbarian!:jj:

[milkman]

Hey Rick Boise State dominates fuckin jabrones the whole year.

And lose when it comes to real comp..everytime. :jj:

[milkman]

Our healthcare system is going to be just another part of our welfare system.

Socialism, here we come..full steam ahead. :rolleyes:

[Mugsy]

Our healthcare system is going to be just another part of our welfare system.

Socialism, here we come..full steam ahead. :rolleyes:
:facepalm:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

And lose when it comes to real comp..everytime. :jj:

Exactly, they caught Oklahoma napping one time and now everyone thinks they are the shit. FUCK BOISE STATE!!! I just love how they are "BCS Busters" right up until the end of the year and then lose to Nevada or New Mexico State and their season goes down the tubes :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Umm, will slide next door for this one. :D

I'm gonna drop off some sausage for Grady Judd. Wouldn't hurt to have him on my side while in Fla.

[milkman]

I'm gonna drop off some sausage for Grady Judd. Wouldn't hurt to have him on my side while in Fla.


Meh..he is 2 counties away from here. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Meh..he is 2 counties away from here. :D

For fish that's nothing, he can do that in his sleep.

[milkman]

yeah, but there really isn't anything worth stopping for in Polk county. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

yeah, but there really isn't anything worth stopping for in Polk county. :jj:

Unless you're a fan of Meth or Ray Lewis :jj:

[FishMuskys]

yeah, but there really isn't anything worth stopping for in Polk county. :jj:

Do I drive near the sheriff's dept. on the way to Tampa? I really would like to give Grady an offering from Wis. He amuses me on the air.

[Mugsy]

Do I drive near the sheriff's dept. on the way to Tampa? I really would like to give Grady an offering from Wis. He amuses me on the air.
throw in some curds if you're wanting to be nice:lol:

[Lerch]

I wouldn't do that. there is some stupid ass by law bringing your sausage across state lines.

[milkman]

Do I drive near the sheriff's dept. on the way to Tampa? I really would like to give Grady an offering from Wis. He amuses me on the air.

Umm, if you come down 75 and don't take the 275 route, about 20 minutes on I4 to the East. If you come down the east coast on I 95, you have to go through it on I4 West to get to St Pete. it's about an hr and a half or so from here

[Lerch]

i just had a phlegm based laugh right now. :D

[FishMuskys]

throw in some curds if you're wanting to be nice:lol:

Yeah, I'm bringin' a big cooler for curds. After I leave, all these guys will be plugged up.

[Lerch]

milk just gave you directions to the bottom of tampa bay. :lol:

[Mugsy]

:crylol:
"liar, liar" :rofl:
:spit:

[Lerch]

bubba laughed at that skirt comment. :classybubba:

[SJ]

I wouldn't do that. there is some stupid ass by law bringing your sausage across state lines.
1c's ok then :jj:

he has a tiny breakfast sausage

[FishMuskys]

I wouldn't do that. there is some stupid ass by law bringing your sausage across state lines.

Read slowly---So, if someone would mail it...that could possibly be a felony?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

1c's ok then :jj:

he has a tiny breakfast sausage

Jimmy Dean Lil' Smokie, say it!!

[milkman]

Fuck Fish..ur cousins on da phone. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Fuck Fish..ur cousins on da phone. :jj:

I thought it was yours?

[SJ]

forgot to mention - loved the offspring tonight. Didn't realize they had a new album coming out. I'll have to check it out

[FishMuskys]

Can I fish in front of the hotel?

[Lerch]

Read slowly---So, if someone would mail it...that could possibly be a felony?

I'm far from the sausage police. You do with your tiny wieners as you will. no homo

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sounds like he needs to go with some 20lb power pro line and a 40lb flourocarbon leader, right Fish?

[milkman]

I thought it was yours?

Nah man..not my type of milkman :D

[milkman]

I'm sure they got gold plated Penn open face reels, and all the sweet stuff.

[Mugsy]

"calcium anthropology.....the study of milk men"-Steven Wright

[FishMuskys]

Sounds like he needs to go with some 20lb power pro line and a 40lb flourocarbon leader, right Fish?

Absolutely! Or a steel leader. I've gotten baits back from fish alot.

[milkman]

Taco Time! :woot:

[Mugsy]

Taco Time! :woot:
:worfpalm:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm sure they got gold plated Penn open face reels, and all the sweet stuff.

You know it, I have a few meself, got them from a lady at work who wanted to screw over her soon to be ex husband. Penn International 30's baby :woot:

[milkman]

Eat some tofu Mizugs. :jj:

[Lerch]

"calcium anthropology.....the study of milk men"-Steven Wright

i want a tattoo over my entire body except with a bigger wiener. hahahaq`

[FishMuskys]

Taco Time! :woot:

I had the Taco sub from Subway again.

[Mugsy]

Eat some tofu Mizugs. :jj:
:gack:

[FishMuskys]

You know it, I have a few meself, got them from a lady at work who wanted to screw over her soon to be ex husband. Penn International 30's baby :woot:

So, are you takin' me fishin'? What do I need to bring?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Absolutely! Or a steel leader. I've gotten baits back from fish alot.

The fish down here are very leader shy, you can only really go steel for kingfish, jewfish or sharks.

[SJ]

Good show guys - I liked the runner chick tonight. I thought you were gonna phone rape her :rofl:

it was like 4 cialis pills kicked in suddenly :jj:

[Lerch]

:haha:

[FishMuskys]

Thanks Brian! Good show again.

[Lerch]

thanks diacos. thanks brian. i just threw my snow shovels in the trash. keep in touch. :lol:

[milkman]

Good show guys!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So, are you takin' me fishin'? What do I need to bring?

If we are going from land, the skyway is the way go. A spinning rig with the stuff I mentioned will work fine, although it will be a bit cooler so there may be a chance to snag a grouper if your lucky and that will tax your gear. You can fish from the beach cause there won't be many people in the water come Feb/March. From shore some squid or shrimp on the bottom works good or bouncing a white buck tail jig works good too.

[FishMuskys]

If we are going from land, the skyway is the way go. A spinning rig with the stuff I mentioned will work fine, although it will be a bit cooler so there may be a chance to snag a grouper if your lucky and that will tax your gear. You can fish from the beach cause there won't be many people in the water come Feb/March. From shore some squid or shrimp on the bottom works good or bouncing a white buck tail jig works good too.

Thanks! I'll bring some big rods and reels. I'm definitely fishin' down there for a few hours anyway.