Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 5/28/2012)

[Chob]

I'll probably miss more than an hour of the show which is going to be a shame since Colin seems to have a big ass rant coming in a few hours. See you all later.

[ch3cooh]

are we live today?

[SJ]

I think we are live

[SJ]

hey at least burke can't play a half hour brent concert :jj:

:colin:

[SJ]

fucking cats :crylol:

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/d14aa2c7546e99d717ee17cd4daa0421ac4b328c.gif

[milkman]

Myellow!

:beer2:

[ch3cooh]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ch3cooh]

numb numb tongue!

[SJ]

colin is back!

[ch3cooh]

good news for bill buckner, he's off the hook for the most painful day of colin's life!

[milkman]

In other words..they have no idea except Colin is just a mess. :colin:

[SJ]

found a tire :rofl:

[SJ]

someone's tweet was just read :jj:

[ch3cooh]

woot woot first tweet mentioned on the show

[iobane]

I wonder if Eli manning is off the hook too.

[milkman]

Some awesome racin on Speed and the Off Road series.

[milkman]

I still wonder if Colin's wife ever came over to see him.

[milkman]

This ought to be good. :jj:

[SJ]

This ought to be good. :jj:
nope just like a real metallica song - it sucked :jj:

[milkman]

hmmm, 2 weeks ago you were marking out to this Tallica song. :D

[PissJug]

nope just like a real metallica song - it sucked :jj:

:jj: :troof:

[SJ]

hmmm, 2 weeks ago you were marking out to this Tallica song. :D
incorrect

I was marking out to one


wasn't that sanitarium?

[SJ]

whatever they sound the exact same :jj:

[milkman]

Ur right..both are awesome songs. :D

[SJ]

mr sinister with another shout out.

[NeTaS]

sin mark oot again Nice :smug:

[milkman]

Sin is a burke show sinsation.

[SJ]

:facepalm:

fuck the avengers

[SJ]

the 90's spawned a whole generation of anti hero's... to go back to these goody goody hero's is fucking gay and faggot

[milkman]

The whole superhero concept is gay and faggot..just sayin :D

[Spaz]

Sin is a burke show sinsation.

thats Sinply horrible dude.

(not Sin but your comment)

[milkman]

:jj: Cheesy with extra cheese.

[Spaz]

:brofist:

[milkman]

Ur just jellious you didn't think of it first..I know you. :jj:

[NeTaS]

catching is brizzutal,you sweat your ass off in all that gear

[SJ]

catching is brizzutal,you sweat your ass off in all that gear
by gear you mean bondage, s&m?

[NeTaS]

oh yeah shinguard's and ballgags

[milkman]

catching is brizzutal,you sweat your ass off in all that gear

I played catcher for like 6 yrs until me knees got shot. Best position on the field IMO.

[ch3cooh]

http://mlkshk.com/r/B53Q

[NeTaS]

I was a catcher too but never got past little league :jj:

[Spaz]

So ......just enlisting and serving gives you hero status automatically if you die while on the job serving somewhere ....not so sure i buy it ..

[milkman]

Yeah I don't buy it either.

[PissJug]

I thank Boy Scouts for their service

[milkman]

I thank Boy Scouts for their service

And alter boys? Lord knows they pay out their ass. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

LINE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

I'VE SHOT MORE PEOPLE ON ACCIDENT THAN YOU HAVE ON PURPOSE

[milkman]

OKAY! :jj:

[Spaz]

LOL

[milkman]

nice wrecks with these rail buggies. :munch:

[milkman]

Rick says "he didn't get a chance to enlist" he can do it any day he wants.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Evrabody!!!!

[milkman]

Sup sup Cpt! how was the holiday?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup sup Cpt! how was the holiday?

Not bad, how bout yours?

[milkman]

Accidental discharge of a weapon is a license to be fucked with for a longtime.

[milkman]

Not bad, how bout yours?

Good man, still on it today. :D

[milkman]

Looks like some stormin moving in here.

[Chob]

hey at least burke can't play a half hour brent concert :jj:

:colin:
If you played a Colin concert, they're all pretty brief anyway so it would make a negligible difference.

[Chob]

Looks like some stormin moving in here.
I drove through a nasty one earlier. I heard a tornado warning for up north.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So...after backreading a little it seems the consensus was the AM show sucked today (Which I totally agree with) I can't take much more of all these tired ass bits they are hammering us with. I actually skipped the IO show and listened to Drew's show, which wasn't too bad.

[Lerch]

yo.

[milkman]

I drove through a nasty one earlier. I heard a tornado warning for up north.

This looks like the making of our "no name" storms that always seem to do more damage than named ones. Pitch black all of a sudden, temp drop and wind pickin up.

[Chob]

the 90's spawned a whole generation of anti hero's... to go back to these goody goody hero's is fucking gay and faggot
You were a Liefeld fan weren't you? You still have your Youngblood #1 wrapped up, don't lie like you do a lot. :jj:

[milkman]

Sup Lerch!

[iobane]

I think it may be a good time to switch from well water to city water. Hate having no power and no water after storms.

[Chob]

Motherfuck. The storm followed me.

[SJ]

love this song

[SJ]

I think it may be a good time to switch from well water to city water. Hate having no power and no water after storms.
get a generator

[SJ]

You were a Liefeld fan weren't you? You still have your Youngblood #1 wrapped up, don't lie like you do a lot. :jj:
I do have a youngblood #1 :jj:

[iobane]

I have one.

[SJ]

I have one.
then you have water...

and power :jj:

[Chob]

I do have a youngblood #1 :jj:
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
I have one.
A generator or Youngblood #1?

[iobane]

Those are both half true.

[Chob]

I saw a Bubba Army window decal today. Don't see those too often here. Remind me to ask NY_FTE if it was him.

[SJ]

plug your pump into the generator... boom water

[iobane]

Fuck your logic.

[ch3cooh]

i got gym credit in college for fly fishing

[iobane]

Next up, high school deer hunting.

[milkman]

Well, they do have archery in high school. Might as well kill sumthin while they're at it. Then have a cookout. :D

[iobane]

ROTC would be struggling for members if these clubs go through.

[Chob]

Well, they do have archery in high school. Might as well kill sumthin while they're at it. Then have a cookout. :D
I did it in middle school. I sucked at it but it was probably the most fun I had in gym while there.

[PissJug]

Bill Dance is rolling in his grave

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Bill Dance is rolling in his grave

When did BD die?

[SJ]

hey cpt

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey cpt

Sup sup

[Chob]

Parkour classes? That's fucking awesome.

[PissJug]

When did BD die?

He is probably still alive. I just like using the rolling in his grave line

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He is probably still alive. I just like using the rolling in his grave line

Ok cause you almost just caused redneck hysteria.

[RS]

Parkour classes? That's fucking awesome.

That's gonna go great until something like this happens:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/web-redemption---parkour-girl---uncensored

[SJ]

BTLSRadio (https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BTLSRadio) Friday is the last day to submit your entry for a "Bubba Army" logo for the black community. Send artwork to show@btls.com



who's sending in artwork?


and doesn't this seem a tad...... racist?


I mean if we're all supposed to be equals - why would another race get a different logo?

[iobane]

How many entries already involve fried chicken and or watermelon?

[Chob]

That's gonna go great until something like this happens:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/web-redemption---parkour-girl---uncensored
Damn.

[Chob]

BTLSRadio (https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BTLSRadio) Friday is the last day to submit your entry for a "Bubba Army" logo for the black community. Send artwork to show@btls.com



who's sending in artwork?


and doesn't this seem a tad...... racist?


I mean if we're all supposed to be equals - why would another race get a different logo?

Because pandering.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yeah SJ, I guess they weren't happy when the whole "Black Ops" deal never toook off.

[Chob]

They shouldn't be so literal with the Black Ops. The title should be reserved for those that get them info or whatever. You know, like the Saint Pete Blog guy being Ludlow. :lol:

[Chob]

The promos for that show kept looping when I was in the theater for the Avengers. They're tossing a lot of advertising behind it.

[Chob]

Is the seed gimmick the 19th Century version of "don't sperm on ma?"

[PissJug]

I want to see a civil war reboot movie where the south wins

[milkman]

Is the seed gimmick the 19th Century version of "don't sperm on ma?"


Well, back then, the black bitches weren't allowed to say anything, or they prolly would have said the same thing. :jj:

[Chob]

I want to see a civil war reboot movie where the south wins
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S.A.:_The_Confederate_States_of_America

[PissJug]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S.A.:_The_Confederate_States_of_America

Looks like I'll be Netflixing later on

[ch3cooh]

what in the fucking fuck are my ears being subjected to?

[PissJug]

Drummer really likes those cymbals

[Chob]

Rick picked this just for SJ.

[PissJug]

Sublime requested by SJ

[PissJug]

:jj:

[Chob]

Sublime requested by SJ
:mrgreen:

[ch3cooh]

THE RADIO EDITED VERSIONT? YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED RICK

[Chob]

Texas huh? That explains it.

[Chob]

Would Zombie Colin literally eat pussy? :bigthink:

[iobane]

In Related news, Houston judge found murdered with a spoon.

[iobane]

Well I predict this story getting featured tonight at 6.

[Chob]

Cancel bath salt huffing day.

[iobane]

"once the homeless get a taste of flesh they rarely stop"

[SJ]

did they just talk about that zombie story I posted last night?

[ch3cooh]

i say that bubba and the boys should bring in lasker and make him do bath salts like they made him do salvia.

oh wait that might lead to entertaining radio....CUE UP ANOTHER MANSON BIT

[SJ]

cardio cardio cardio

[NeTaS]

BTLSRadio (https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=BTLSRadio) Friday is the last day to submit your entry for a "Bubba Army" logo for the black community. Send artwork to show@btls.com



who's sending in artwork?


and doesn't this seem a tad...... racist?


I mean if we're all supposed to be equals - why would another race get a different logo?

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQ5ThQVM8B1PkphsP1m-EWcJFV6rSfPTr57FE3ceSlKzKX6-VA

[Chob]

Go with the crossbow, works for Daryl.

[SJ]

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQ5ThQVM8B1PkphsP1m-EWcJFV6rSfPTr57FE3ceSlKzKX6-VA
canadians are all races...

[iobane]

Bath salts? Hmm we got a Ned song about golden showers, that should fit.

[ch3cooh]

Tuddle tonight!

[NeTaS]

true but why do you have a special one huh why :jj:

[SJ]

true but why do you have a special one huh why :jj:
cause we're better

















and buy more merch

[iobane]

canadians are all races...
Mostly the unwanted ones.

[Chob]

God damn, is Zuckerberg never satisfied?

[NeTaS]

and I thought hinge head was it's own race

[SJ]

Mostly the unwanted ones.
have I mentioned how many americans we have up here?

I guess you're right

[iobane]

That's why they are up there.

[SJ]

That's why they are up there.
that's ok - we'll take your money...

well... the little you have left as a country

[iobane]

As long as you're attaching value to it, not like it's backed by anything legit.

[SJ]

:facepalm:

if they know about a virus ahead of time.. it's useless

[SJ]

As long as you're attaching value to it, not like it's backed by anything legit.
I know - yours lost 40% of it's value... :jj:

woooooooooo cross border shopping!

[iobane]

You assume we attach value to it. Like I said, mostly the unwanted ones.

[SJ]

You assume we attach value to it. Like I said, mostly the unwanted ones.
you baffled me with bullshit about 3 posts ago...

[SJ]

interesting... you can post gore on facebook and no one gives a shit

[SJ]

another reason facebook fails

[SJ]

wait let me clarify - you can post a dead body that's half eaten and another with bullet holes in it

but don't you fucking dare post a nipple


get fucked zuckerberg you fag

[SJ]

wait till the fbi shuts down their server farm... a whole shitload of you windows users aren't gonna have internet anymore cause your computers been infected for like a year and you have no clue it's been serving you bogus pages

[iobane]

Try posting the yearbook Photo from the am show.

[Chob]

wait let me clarify - you can post a dead body that's half eaten and another with bullet holes in it

but don't you fucking dare post a nipple


get fucked zuckerberg you fag
On the official page for the 20th anniversary of Nirvana's Nevermind, the cover kept getting pulled by FB.

[The Butler]

Afternoon peoples.

:cheers:

[SJ]

hey butler

[SJ]

Try posting the yearbook Photo from the am show.
I don't do "am" :jj:

strictly pro

[milkman]

Yo butler

:beer2:

[BlindLawrence]

Glad to hear Colin is better, shocked to hear that Rumsfeld will be on the show this Friday, that's going to be interesting.

[Chob]

The internet has warped me, I half expected this couple to be furries.

[SJ]

hey lawrence

[The Butler]

Got me Arbitron diary today.

[Chob]

RadioIO company picnic? You'd find printed ads in your food.

[Chob]

Got me Arbitron diary today.
Nice.

[milkman]

IO Picnic-Nuthin but bubba chicken dip

[The Butler]

Nice.

Wonder if they picked me this time since I actually filled it out the last time.

[NeTaS]

colin is an asshole

[Chob]

I don't do stickers on the car.

[NeTaS]

that made no sense at all

[milkman]

Got a Bubba Army, that is it.

[PissJug]

I have a bubba army sticker and some sports/band stickers

[NeTaS]

bubba army and a tattoo fest

[ch3cooh]

i want to put those stick figures under my drivers side window like the fighter pilots in wwii did to show how many kills they had

[NeTaS]

I could see the stickers making it easy for a pedo to follow a car on the highway and stalk it but what he said was just dumb

[NeTaS]

you can assume any little girl or boy has a mommy without seeing a f'n sticker

[BlindLawrence]

"You shoot small road with one kidney." - Shannon Burke doing a Chinese accent.

[milkman]

Apparently that has happened netas. Recall hearing that before. :idk:

[NeTaS]

I think he forgot the meat of the story meself

[SJ]

I used to sell those t-shirts that said "I choked linda lovelace"

[BlindLawrence]

"You ever see these guy on TV, one guys in the hospital, one guy's waiting for a kidney, the other guy's waiting for a lung - fuck you, I've got shit at home. I have a freezer for of viable organs. What do you need? A spleen, and esofagis? How about a nice used ball bag. Good condition, one owner, only scratched it on Sundays." - George Carlin.

[SJ]

still got a couple I think

my fav was the seka's orgy poster though

[BlindLawrence]

IO Picnic-Nuthin but bubba chicken dip

Hey boo boo, look what we got in the pick-a-nick basket.

Bubba: Shut up!

[NeTaS]

I used to sell those t-shirts that said "I choked linda lovelace"

didn't joe dirt wear one of those,if they talked of this on the show I wasn't listening

[milkman]

This music sucks as much as Charlie does.

[PissJug]

Is that Charlie's band that Rick keeps playing first?

[SJ]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/dirty-colin.gif

[Chob]

That fucking watermark is killing me.

[milkman]

I don't know if it's his band..maybe. I do know he picked the tunes from his shitty win last week on Where the fuck is Rick.

[SJ]

didn't joe dirt wear one of those,if they talked of this on the show I wasn't listening
not sure... spaz is the joe dirt expert

I only saw that movie once

[Chob]

Fuck. Going to lose power before Tuddle's show starts.

[NeTaS]

pretty sure he did,dam I watch that at least twice a year,it was the first DVD I ever ripped

[SJ]

pretty sure he did,dam I watch that at least twice a year,it was the first DVD I ever ripped
first dvd my friend ripped for me was beer league

[RS]

ATLiens in the house.

[NeTaS]

that was # 2 for me :jj:

[NeTaS]

dam it's pitch black here all of a sudden

[SJ]

dam it's pitch black here all of a sudden
run to the hills



run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives

[SJ]

is he seriously reading a shopping list?

[Chob]

dam it's pitch black here all of a sudden
Same here. These fucking storms have some range to them. O_O

[SJ]

thanks for reminding me to eat before tuddle shannon :jj:

[Chob]

I'm in the middle of an 818 MB PSN download. God damn it.

[SJ]

fuck colin:facepalm:

that is hardly the best tweet

[milkman]

These dudes puttin a new motor in a GTO, and they have on stock exhaust manifolds? :nuts:

[milkman]

So guess that was Charlies shitty band. They suck as much in music as he does on this show.

[SJ]

So guess that was Charlies shitty band. They suck as much in music as he does on this show.
fuck your negativity :jj:

Charlie rules and you drool

[NeTaS]

just lost power chob :jj:

[SJ]

this guy's an idiot

[SJ]

just shoot her dog...

problems solved

[milkman]

These people that call up a radio show when their wife bails on them is pathetic. This dude on the verge of tears.

Sheesus losers..why make urself fodder to laugh at. Especially some dude that is gettin handled like this pussy fuck.

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/NI8CM.gif

[SJ]

don't leave it up to this cunt who makes you sleep in a car

[SJ]

http://i.imgur.com/NI8CM.gif
put a fu and a bandana on that and you got yourself a hogan divorce smiley

[NeTaS]

this dude on ludes

[Chob]

just lost power chob :jj:
Keep that shit on your side of the river plz. :jj:

[Chob]

God damn you PSN, y u no have decent download speeds?

[milkman]

Dude is about to fuckin cry..no wonder his old lady treats him like a bitch.

Here dude...:suicide:

:jj:

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/bvYa7.gif

[NeTaS]

jesus dude must have no friends at all

[NeTaS]

hahaha

[Chob]

I'll never understand the people that willingly drag out their dirty laundry on air. I mean if you're one of Bubba's crew or Nervous Jared and the host starts poking around, there's not much you can do. But people fucking VOLUNTEER this info. :nuts:

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/Jh9CM.gif

[milkman]

Trying to emasculate him? This bitch has this dudes balls and all his testosterone. :jj:

[Chob]

http://i.imgur.com/bvYa7.gif
Awesome.

[The Butler]

Trying to emasculate him? This bitch has this dudes balls and all his testosterone. :jj:

And his dick is in the freezer.

[NeTaS]

she aint going to the casino with her dad,more like her boyfriend

[NeTaS]

I need to see what this dude looks like :jj:

[milkman]

And his dick is in the freezer.

Well, maybe he can have a party like that Jap dude and get $150 a plate. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/uP9fp.gif

[milkman]

And getting advice from Colin G Brady on this..might as well go to a homeless shelter and meet Colin there. :colin:

[Chob]

Pfft. You'd be better off getting marriage advice from Brent. :jj:

[milkman]

Or Bubba.."Give me her number, let me call her up, I can fix it" :lol:

[NeTaS]

dude is afraid you can hear it in his voice

[milkman]

Dude is a big ole fuckin pussy. It is no wonder she is walkin all over him.

[ch3cooh]

i aws gonna call up and tell him to kill himself but he might actually do it

[NeTaS]

hope he don't go to jail,he'll be washing drawers

[milkman]

Shit, he'll be takin cocks is what he'll be doing.

[NeTaS]

gettin titties tattooed on his back :D

[Chob]

Giving up the backpussy for the entire cell block.

[ch3cooh]

North Dakota is seriously the answer if he's a DOT driver.

[NeTaS]

NY strips & sweet corn milk ;D

[SJ]

they're still talking about this?

[ch3cooh]

they're still talking about this?

shows basically over might as well let it ride

[milkman]

NY strips & sweet corn milk ;D

sounds good man! I'm makin some Zatarains Jumbalaya!

Got me some ribeyes and sweet corn I will have tomorrow. :D

[ch3cooh]

titty

[milkman]

Titty...:colin:

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/IqySG.gif

[milkman]

:haha: I'd hit the brakes.

[BlindLawrence]

Showtime!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

You put dat shit in ma mouf

[Chob]

Is this really a big thing? Goes to show how little there is on TV.

[The Butler]

Is this really a big thing? Goes to show how little there is on TV.

14 million watched Monday. Kicked AGT's ass.

[milkman]

Holy shit it is fuckin hot. :(

[milkman]

So no Colin today?

[ch3cooh]

yeah i really think shannon has this backwards, the hatfields were the ones fucking the mccoys

[Ski Lo]

Holy shit it is fuckin hot. :(

Florida is hot!?!?!?


:HAHAHA:


Who knew?

[Ski Lo]

ohh.....


HIGH EVERYBODY!
:wave:

[milkman]

Hey CM!
















:upyours:

[milkman]

I loved the Hatfields n McCoys on Bugs Bunny. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I never heard of the Hatfeilds or the McCoys......

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Me either

[Lerch]

yo.

[milkman]

Yo Lerch

[Chob]

Pump and dump, say it.

[ch3cooh]

Pump and dump, say it.

it never pumped it mostly just dumped

[milkman]

Sad site though when bitches with fake tits get old..everything sags except them tits..pretty disgusting. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

uhhhhhh wait a tick, where's colin today?