The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[SJ]

BURKAKKE!!!!!!!
:lamabana:

Welcome to this weeks Shannon Burke (http://www.kingbubba.com) listening thread!

[RS]

No live show today eh? Bummer.

[ch3cooh]

wait not live?! fucking gay. i hope shando is enjoying texas

[SJ]

wait not live?! fucking gay. i hope shando is enjoying texas
do you think he's enjoying the steers or the queers? :lol:

[NeTaS]

the hooves

[SJ]

:lol:

hey now netas

[NeTaS]

sup SJ

[SJ]

not much - watching cheech and chong :jj:

[milkman]

afternoon peeps! Monday done :woot:

:beer2:

[milkman]

Talkative bunch up in this bitch.

[Lerch]

hey. just got home, figured everyone bailed due to the repeat.

[milkman]

Yo Lerch

:beer2:

[RS]

There have been far better shows to replay than this one.

[Lerch]

Got my pink slip today. :woot:

Neutral drop into overslack. :beer2:

[Lerch]

cue up the swipe my ebt drop.

[milkman]

Damn, that sucks Lerch, or maybe not. Get any severance pay?

[Lerch]

Damn, that sucks Lerch, or maybe not. Get any severance pay?

No, but I got some savings and unenjoyment bennies.

The VP of the company got the boot too, and he said wherever he goes, I'll have a job.

Just gonna enjoy some extended time off. I need a job , my family will drive me nuts if I stay home.

[Lerch]

I turned in my company assets today and we had a cookout this morning with all the people who was left. Burgers n dogs, beers, jello shots. Saw the titties of all the female employees. Good Times.

[SJ]

sorry to hear about that lerch

kinda sorry you didn't snap any pictures of those titties too

[milkman]

Well, at least you got the VP dude to hopefully get in somewhere Lerch, good luck.

I kind of wished I got layed off last month. Would have got like 26 weeks severance. I could use a 6 month vaca to be honest. :D

[The Butler]

Afternoon freaks.

:cheers:

[Lerch]

sorry to hear about that lerch

kinda sorry you didn't snap any pictures of those titties too

It was fun and funny. I want these people to hire me in the next endeavor, not realize what a foolish asshole I can be. I save that for here. ;D

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[Lerch]

I know this might be thinking outside the box, but why can't Rick and Colin do a show? Charlie or Bubba can't blow in for a show? What is it with people? Have a job, don't work. I don't get it. :jj:

[Lerch]

Hey Butler.

[milkman]

I know this might be thinking outside the box, but why can't Rick and Colin do a show? Charlie or Bubba can't blow in for a show? What is it with people? Have a job, don't work. I don't get it. :jj:

Does this blob look like he could actually handle leading a show? :jj:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/imgly_production/4419646/large.jpg

[Lerch]

I enjoyed the fuck out of him tell his ex to shut the fuck up. Love that guy.

[milkman]

I enjoyed the fuck out of him tell his ex to shut the fuck up. Love that guy.

Umm, that wasn't his ex, maybe explains why he is like he is in that pic today. :jj:

[The Butler]

Shannon off all week?

[Lerch]

Umm, that wasn't his ex, maybe explains why he is like he is in that pic today. :jj:

Oh, that was his current? hahaha That's awesome.

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/QBe13.jpg

[milkman]

Not sure, I asked Rick, see if he answers.

[milkman]

Damn, a baby fleshlight with anal beads included. :jj:

[Lerch]

yeah you can blow bubbles out your ass. :jj:

[Spaz]

Haaay everybody ! honk,honk,honk eeah eeeah :jj:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz!

[Lerch]

Spaz. :wave2:

[SJ]

the hell...

everyone is up here?

[SJ]

Haaay everybody ! honk,honk,honk eeah eeeah :jj:
I totally just read that as burke

sup spaz

[SJ]

yeah you can blow bubbles out your ass. :jj:
:rofl:

[The Butler]

the hell...

everyone is up here?

Pretty soon, every hour of the day will have it's own thread.

[Lerch]

:haha:

[Lerch]

the different thread is a good idea, but for the normal people.

we don't fucking backread, shit we hardly forward read. fuck it. it's gone. let it go.

[Spaz]

:lol:

[BlindLawrence]

Showtime, and happy birthday to Shannon.

[RS]

okay I'm late to the show but Colin is back in the hospital? What for? Did his wife stab him after last Friday's lovefest?

[PissJug]

athletes foot on his dick

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[PissJug]

:wave2:

[iobane]

That's more of a story about 1 shitbag and 10 dumbasses.

[milkman]

I say offer him, his 11 baby momma, and kids a freeee bus ride. :D

[SJ]

sup

[iobane]

Baby momma #1 can live, all she did was hook up. Not her fault the others didn't listen to her about what a terrible guy he is.

[milkman]

Nah, she gets a ride on the bus too.

Sup SJ!

[iobane]

You realize that could constitute a hate crime if there was no diversity on that bus.

[milkman]

We'll make sure the driver is white..and say he was an uncle. :D

[NeTaS]

unless you work for NY State I still have 2 I dollar checks,that were my last 2 weeks pay,they took it all for back child support, way to leave a guy with no job and 2 bucks

[milkman]

My dick yo dick..so 2 yrs ago. :rolleyes:

[SJ]

this footjob stuff makes me feel a little ill

[SJ]

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/processed/05bfab7d69797189bdcd6c07f10f3fe92cd879df.jpg





AW HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!


I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!


if you guys like the way firefox shows a preview of the image you are posting before you post it (in the quick replay) use this:


https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/djajencflkkjdejpmmielapebmcjogoc?utm_source=chrome-ntp-icon


it changes your wysiwyg editor to one that's like firefox instead of the shitty one chrome utilizes

[milkman]

Ummm, ok.

[Lerch]

heyo.

[NeTaS]

http://oi42.tinypic.com/ta1tao.jpg

[milkman]

Sup sup Lerch, netas.!

[milkman]

I remember that look on me kids face when I'd walk in on him. :jj:

[SJ]

hey lerch and netas

[NeTaS]

sick as a dog over here

[Lerch]

i'm hurting today as well net.

[milkman]

That sucks netas. Felt like I was startin to get sick yesterday. Came home and startin takin antibiotics, think I'm ahead of it.

[SJ]

I fucked up my knee real good today

[milkman]

Yeah, but yers is a hangover Lerch!

:beer2:

[milkman]

I fucked up my knee real good today

WTF you do this time Mr Fragile?

[NeTaS]

kicked by a motorcycle :jj:

[milkman]

kicked by a motorcycle :jj:

:haha: That kickback on a 150 is a motherfucker. :jj:

[SJ]

hit a sharp corner with my knee

can barely walk now :jj:


I fucking plowed it

[milkman]

Ur a fuckin cluts, you know that right? :jj:

[SJ]

yeah :jj:

I was rushing...

[milkman]

Alred is just as bad as fuckin Jesse Jackson and his homeboy Sharpton. Just to get on the fuckin teevee. Fuckin cunt.

[ch3cooh]

God where is Colin for this story

No you nevvvver risk giving a child alcohol never ever ever

[milkman]

Super hero faggots. Knew it! :jj:

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[milkman]

Speakin of super hero faggots, sup Butler! :jj:

:beer2:

[The Butler]

The faggot in question is Northstar.

[milkman]

Never heard of it. Nor much else in this comic bullshit.

[The Butler]

http://htmlimg3.scribdassets.com/8t0nlyuzsw1m6w4e/images/1-670caba636.jpg

[milkman]

They all look gay. :idk:

[The Butler]

They all look gay. :idk:

That one lower left looks like she'd suck a mean dick before she cut off your cock and balls.

[milkman]

If it's a she. :D

[The Butler]

If it's a she. :D

Good point, but with that rack, I think I'd take a chance. :smug:

[milkman]

Hey bruther, you think my rack is hawt, wait til you see what I'm packin below. :jj:

[milkman]

Who the fuck leaves $1800 in an ATM? Wo the fuck would deposit that much cash in an ATM? I don't think any ATM will let you withdrawal that much? :idk:

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/160zO.gif

[milkman]

hmmmm :D

[Spaz]

:wave2:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz!

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz!

nother day in paradise :D

Sup with you mofo !?!

[milkman]

Yep, same here man. Nuther day another 45 cents! :D

[NeTaS]

unless I see someone drop the money,no f'n way I'm giving it back ;D

[Lerch]

Who the fuck leaves $1800 in an ATM? Wo the fuck would deposit that much cash in an ATM? I don't think any ATM will let you withdrawal that much? :idk:

I'd be very apprehensive to make a deposit thru an ATM, for any amount of money. I think you can set a maximum withdrawal amount thru the bank. Default is usually $300-$500.

[NeTaS]

was up spaz :silly:

[ch3cooh]

one of the side effects of a colonoscopy is heinous gas for the next day. Sorry Rick

[milkman]

Yeah, so if these peeps have the ability to withdrawal $1800, and then leave it, well guess they won't miss it. :D

I'd be like nope, I put in me card, got me $60 withdrawal and left, no idea what ur talkin about. :D

[Spaz]

unless I see someone drop the money,no f'n way I'm giving it back ;D

even if i see them drop it !!! unless they see me pick it up ,but only after they prove they can run as fast as me :D
























j/k

[ch3cooh]

i think it was from the deposit slot so someone made an 1800 dollar deposit at the ATM and then the atm spit it back out afterwards

[Spaz]

was up spaz :silly:

Awww the usual + some kush :D


how you doin man ?

[NeTaS]

I did get a wallet back after 2 years once,still had everything in it too

[NeTaS]

not good over here,gotta be me allergy's kicking my ass again this year.

my girl just got here to baby me though :smug:

[milkman]

i think it was from the deposit slot so someone made an 1800 dollar deposit at the ATM and then the atm spit it back out afterwards

Well, anyone that deposits $1800 in cash at an ATM, is about a dumb fuck anyhow. And as long as they got their deposit receipt, they are all good. :D

[Spaz]

Pootie tang :jj:


"wad dae ta my damies "

[Lerch]

i forgot my wallet at a diner and realized it after i drove away. I got my wallet back with my id and cc, but someone took the cash. like $80.

dem bammies on the runny kind.

[ch3cooh]

i feel so so so so SO bad for the nurse that has to position herself next to colin's ass for most of tomorrow

[milkman]

I lost me wallet once when I was about 17. Right after payday. Had about $400 in it, got a call and some dude returned it..with all the cash. Gave him $50. After that, anytime I've found anything, i've tried to find out who it was and return it.

[SJ]

http://htmlimg3.scribdassets.com/8t0nlyuzsw1m6w4e/images/1-670caba636.jpg
that's fucking awful

[milkman]

i feel so so so so SO bad for the nurse that has to position herself next to colin's ass for most of tomorrow

Did you hear when he was on the phone earlier? he sharted and had to call the nurse. 2 dudes came in to help him. He was glad it was dude nurses instead of chicks. :jj:

[SJ]

lazy motherfuckers - remember those first bank worms that syphoned off the .001 cents?

that guy made fucking millions over a couple years

[ch3cooh]

damn i missed that

[ch3cooh]

lazy motherfuckers - remember those first bank worms that syphoned off the .001 cents?

that guy made fucking millions over a couple years

i'm pretty sure you're thinking of superman 3

[milkman]

damn i missed that

It was like the first hr or so, I was on me way home when I heard. Laughin me ass off. :colin:

[SJ]

i'm pretty sure you're thinking of superman 3
that was a real scam..

I think the guy ran it for a few years before they caught on.


digital banking systems were riddled with loopholes and bad programming at the start




windows especially - just ask banks why they run os2warp on their ATM's

[SJ]

also - holy shit this new batman looks even stupider then the last :facepalm:

[NeTaS]

they got the guys putting scanners on the ATM where you put your card in now,they get all your card info when you put the card in

[ch3cooh]

oh god harlequin babies are the shit nightmares are made of

[milkman]

they got the guys putting scanners on the ATM where you put your card in now,they get all your card info when you put the card in

yeah, that's been around a couple of years now. Check any fuckin machine you use ur ATM card at. Especially shady places and off brand gas stations.

[SJ]

what's the over/under on how many listeners just turned off IO? :jj:

fucking sports

[Spaz]

also - holy shit this new batman looks even stupider then the last

Chobbles is gonna git you :jj:

[ch3cooh]

i'm staying on because I'm hoping callers relentless bust Brent's balls for the lakers

[milkman]

I hope they call in and bust his balls for being a lieing cheatin fuckhead. :jj:

[Spaz]

I hope they call in and bust his balls for being a lieing cheatin fuckhead. :jj:

Hey man that's not nice .......funny as hell though :jj:

[Spaz]

What look at this ...Brent got some modern day guests O_O

[ch3cooh]

a jobber racer and a jobber hockey player should be great

[milkman]

Brent's tellin his new radio ho, "listen tonight, to my KNOW IT ALLL sports show honey" I am so smart, you will love it.

:brenttears:

[Spaz]

I'm heading down stairs .....

[SJ]

Chobbles is gonna git you :jj:
he knows my dislike for the latest cash cow they call a franchise

[Chob]

Chobbles is gonna git you :jj:
That would require me to give a fuck about what he thinks about anything. :jj:

Also the gay hero for DC is Alan Scott (the first Green Lantern). Lock it in.

[Chob]

This answering machine stuff is funny as hell.

As hearing them try to wrap their heads around what goes on in comics is also funny as hell.

[Steve44]

I did get a wallet back after 2 years once,still had everything in it too

A guy found my wallet a day after I lost it. Told me to bring him a case of beer, or he'd drop it in the mailbox. I would have liked to have the opportunity to be generous, but seeing as how he was a cocksucker, I brought him his case of beer. I never carry cash in my wallet, it was about my ID.

[ch3cooh]

god colin's laugh from this best of is fucking contagious

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[ch3cooh]

colin going for another test can't call in right now

[milkman]

There are some nasty lookin gashes out there.

[ch3cooh]

hatchet wounds

[RS]

BEEF CURTAINS!!!!

[PissJug]

Some good ol knee fuckin now we're talkin

[milkman]

Fuck the big ole harry bush.

[milkman]

Remember on one of Bubba's shows I think it was, they were talkin about that mail order hymen repair kits? :colin:

[Lerch]

hey.

[PissJug]

This a replay?

[milkman]

no not a replay.

Sup Lerch!

:beer2:

[Lerch]

hey milk, ballgame is on.

[milkman]

Yepper, got it on Lerch. :D

[iobane]

Aural sex on deck.

[milkman]

Ewww, just the description of that is bad enough..no pics needed

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Evrabody!!!

[milkman]

So glad this bitch had a fall from grace. Maybe America is waking up a bit. Maybe!

[milkman]

Yo yo Cpt!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yo yo Cpt!

Sup Milk, how's it going?

[milkman]

Sup Milk, how's it going?

Good man, chillin with the Burke and watchin the Rays. You?

[ch3cooh]

i'm going to call and break shannon's heart. the executive producer is eric bischoff...yes that eric bischoff

[milkman]

:haha: Are you serious? About as real as TNA. hahaha

Call him!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Good man, chillin with the Burke and watchin the Rays. You?

Same here.

[milkman]

This cracks me up everytime. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

i'm going to call and break shannon's heart. the executive producer is eric bischoff...yes that eric bischoff

I saw that too, I watched that show, it's not very good.

[milkman]

Tell him CH! :jj:

[Lerch]

mark the tape, milk likes a caller. :jj:

[PissJug]

Wrestling is real the match outcomes are just predetermined :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:haha: @ Lerch

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What about Bubba's M/C club, he did have vests made for it right?

[milkman]

Damn, Colin is shittin all over the hospital. :colin:

[iobane]

I've done that.

[ch3cooh]

hahahahahahahahhahaha colin shit all over a guy

[iobane]

Well i had no food and had colon cleansed for 2 days before so it was mostly air.

[Lerch]

they found a replica red sox ws ring in his asshole. he's been hiding it from the irs.

[milkman]

I wonder if Colin's wife has even came over to see him? I'm guessing no. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I came into the show a little late, have they said who is covering Colin's hospital stay? My guess would be we the taxpayers are footing this bill.

[ch3cooh]

god i wish it weren't a violation of hipaa laws for colin's stress test to be filmed and put on youtube

[milkman]

Nice hit by Pena there Cpt. :woot:

[ch3cooh]

and he shit himself when he puked

that's our colin

[NeTaS]

he's got good genes milk ;D

[milkman]

I came into the show a little late, have they said who is covering Colin's hospital stay? My guess would be we the taxpayers are footing this bill.


On Tuesday, Shannon said Colin has good insurance, so I'm guessing through his wifes work maybe. ;idk:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Nice hit by Pena there Cpt. :woot:

Yep, Bautista got eaten up on that shorthop.

[ch3cooh]

juicy farts

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

On Tuesday, Shannon said Colin has good insurance, so I'm guessing through his wifes work maybe. ;idk:

Oh okay thanks, that's a sigh of relief.

[Lerch]

hahaha colin is asking if there are any more towels to put his shit on.

[ch3cooh]

if anyone thinks they're not a for real motorcycle club....they are

wow brilliant insight

[Lerch]

oooh shit. chooch, you got somebody mad. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Doesn't Gene Lasker belong to the Outlaws? :howboutthat:

[SJ]

That would require me to give a fuck about what he thinks about anything. :jj:

Also the gay hero for DC is Alan Scott (the first Green Lantern). Lock it in.
well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess..
:rolleyes:

[milkman]

Shit, no runs out of that Cpt..sucks.

[NeTaS]

yeah who wants to be on tape committing murder

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shit, no runs out of that Cpt..sucks.

That's a far too common theme in these last few games unfortunately.

[NeTaS]

thats why it takes most people years to get into a club,they have to know who and what you are,otherwise you get cops and rats

[Lerch]

hahaha he called him bubba.

[Lerch]

yeah if i remember all early black mc clubs met with strong resistance.

[NeTaS]

lake george :woot:

[Lerch]

never been there, heard good times.

[NeTaS]

went there every weekend as a teenager,we used to rent boats ride go carts deff good times

[Chob]

Free pizza? Colin's frantically picking up a Spanish dictionary as we speak.

[milkman]

Ohh, what do you mean you don't deliver to Florida, I'm callin the pizza police. :colin:

[Lerch]

Hung out with a good friend and his family on Lake Winnipesaukee in Laconia during bike week. Went a couple times. Lots of fun.

[Chob]

This place nearby makes a really good taco pizza. I need to head back over there one day.

[ch3cooh]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this interview sucks

[NeTaS]

never made it to Laconia got friends who go every year just about

[RS]

GIT THIS DAMN ILLEGAL OFF THE AIR!!! OBAMA!!!!

[NeTaS]

menudo yuk

[milkman]

Menudo..yummy! :D

[NeTaS]

really milk,isnt it all the leftovers

[milkman]

hardly understand anything this fuck said.

[Lerch]

Sox win. Let's go Toronto, you fucking frog fucks. :munch:

[ch3cooh]

defcon 2...that's the verge of colorectalular war!

[milkman]

really milk,isnt it all the leftovers

nah man..well, kinda. Tripe, (stomach), most have some pork in it, awesome red chili base. Flavorful as hell. :D

[NeTaS]

dang my yanks gonna be in last soon at this rate :bigcry:

[PissJug]

We just got done with Harley Week and now we have Black Bike Week. Mix that in with all the yankees and the traffic makes it impossible to go anywhere right now

[NeTaS]

nah man..well, kinda. Tripe, (stomach), most have some pork in it, awesome red chili base. Flavorful as hell. :D

dude I worked with in cali got it one day didn't look appealing

[NeTaS]

shannan gonna get beat up :jj:

[milkman]

dude I worked with in cali got it one day didn't look appealing

yeah, but it is soo good. just like chorizo. mmm awesome stuff. Just don't read the package if you have a weak stomach. :D

[milkman]

Come on Rays damn it!

[Lerch]

oh shit nailed at the plate.

[milkman]

Shit..Pena out at home..goin extra innings.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Fuckin Pena, WTF was he thinkin?

[ch3cooh]

Fuckin Pena, WTF was he thinkin?

pizza por favor

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

pizza por favor

Touche' sir

[NeTaS]

this dudes a dumb ass

[ch3cooh]

shannon is going to turn this into the latest great american shit off

[ch3cooh]

psyillium husks, shannon can wreck himself on that shit

[milkman]

Shannon's gonna talk himself into stomach cancer. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

my girlfriend is a vet and last week she had to clean out a cat that hadn't shit in two weeks, she said it was the most disgusting thing she's ever done

[milkman]

I would have just flushed the whole cat! :idk:

[Lerch]

that comment made me fart.

[ch3cooh]

pale colored stool...gag

[Lerch]

there are truths about men that nobody should know. shitting in the shower is one of them.

[RS]

Shannon needs a Robin coffee enema.

[PissJug]

I've pissed in the shower plenty of times but never shit

[The Butler]

Afternoon fuckos.

:cheers:

[Lerch]

hey butler.

[milkman]

Yo Butler!

:beer2:

[Chob]

Flawless plan right there.

[Chob]

Colin's wife is probably happy someone else is putting up with his shit for once. :colin:

[milkman]

That's what I asked earlier chob, you think his wife has even came to see him? :jj:

[Lerch]

colin says, don't give me too many numb numbs, until after the celtics game. free tv.

[milkman]

Fuck Cpt, all the Rays hitters are fuckin chokin..weak!

[Lerch]

too bad you can't even jinx em. rays win.

[milkman]

until now! :woot: Upton FINALLY with a deep hit to left! Rays win in 11 :woot:

Sorry bout ur luck Lerch! :D

[Lerch]

see you friday.

[Spaz]

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp53/nolegyrl/nod.gif

[milkman]

Sox/Rays again Friday? Here or there? There i assume.

[milkman]

Sup sup Spaz monkey!

[Spaz]

Sup sup Spaz monkey!

Just got to the house ...getting the slack going :D

Fucking drug check point on 95 south bound just north of the city ,i didnt get stopped .But that check point is a piece of sheeeit ! !

[NeTaS]

drug check point WTF is that,sounds shady

sup spaz :wave2:

[Lerch]

sox here friday.

hey spaz, stop running drugs.

preparing dinnah. chicken taters and veggies.

[milkman]

Just got to the house ...getting the slack going :D

Fucking drug check point on 95 south bound just north of the city ,i didnt get stopped .But that check point is a piece of sheeeit ! !

hmmm, sure it is drug, or the messicans/fruit checks? :D