The Shannon Burke Show Listening Extravaganza - Week of May 25, 2012

[BlindLawrence]

Afternoon.

[Spaz]

drug check point WTF is that,sounds shady

No shit .....first time i ever seen one here IN MY LIFE !

[milkman]

Yo BL.

[Spaz]

hmmm, sure it is drug, or the messicans/fruit checks? :D

No ...i'm serious they had them tow behind signs ,one on each side of the south bound lanes...real big letters DRUG CHECK POINT AHEAD K-9s on site ....soon as you come over the overpass BAM cops lining both sides the interstate ..

[milkman]

No ...i'm serious they had them tow behind signs ,one on each side of the south bound lanes...real big letters DRUG CHECK POINT AHEAD K-9s on site ....soon as you come over the overpass BAM cops lining both sides the interstate ..

Damn man..aint never seen that. Saw plenty of illegal messican stops like that in Cali.

[Spaz]

sox here friday.

hey spaz, stop running drugs.



Hey now Lerch ,Lawrence :wave2:

[NeTaS]

sounds like illegal search to me don't you have to do something to get that treatment ?

[milkman]

Can you imagine all the little bitches around the country that were huge Hannah Montana fans? They are now little sluts runnin around their schools. Dudes are like "finally, a pay off" :woot:

[Spaz]

Can you imagine all the little bitches around the country that were huge Hannah Montana fans? They are now little sluts runnin around their schools. Dudes are like "finally, a pay off" :woot:

:haha:

[BlindLawrence]

Anything big happen with Bubba today? Heard a lot of the FM show, but missed the last hour, I did hear the last hour of the IO show when they played the old Alysha Class stuff.

[milkman]

sounds like illegal search to me don't you have to do something to get that treatment ?

Nope..Supreme Court ruled on that a few years ago. It is bullshit, but as long as you are not "singling" people out, it is apparently ok with the 14th amendment. Just like DUI checkpoints. Fuckin bullshit. :getsome:

[NeTaS]

that sucks :jj:

[Lerch]

Anything big happen with Bubba today? Heard a lot of the FM show, but missed the last hour, I did hear the last hour of the IO show when they played the old Alysha Class stuff.

Shave, get a little boy haircut, and you might have a 2nd chance.

[BlindLawrence]

Can you imagine all the little bitches around the country that were huge Hannah Montana fans? They are now little sluts runnin around their schools. Dudes are like "finally, a pay off" :woot:

I like how she is somewhat rebelling, look at what her Dad is all about, then look at what she's all about (she smoked Salvia, is now talking about sex), all the stuff her Dad campaigns against, Daddy's little girl my ass.

[Chob]

Can you imagine all the little bitches around the country that were huge Hannah Montana fans? They are now little sluts runnin around their schools. Dudes are like "finally, a pay off" :woot:
Like Britney, she knew that her audience got older and started being more provocative.

[milkman]

Damn, this Anthony prosecutor is gonna make some jack for losing the biggest case in recent Fl history.

[NeTaS]

Meth :colin:

[Chob]

This is some creepy ass shit.

[NeTaS]

it's big brother man

[BlindLawrence]

Privacy is gone man, gone.

[milkman]

Gonna be like an AOL room check!! ASL! :jj:

[NeTaS]

sure it does :nuts:

[BlindLawrence]

What's the name of this app, and what platform is it for?

[Chob]

What's the name of this app, and what platform is it for?
I didn't catch the name.

[Chob]

"No Cum Dodging Allowed." :spit:

[NeTaS]

SceneTap BL

[Lerch]

Hey.

[Lerch]

take a look at the btls and burke thread titles. both are this week and have two different dates.

[Lerch]

this is what is pretty crazy about health care. you got one person giving you the test maybe another needs to read the results, and then give the results to the doctor for him to give the diagnosis. It's a total lack of communication sometimes and it makes really smart people seem oblivious and unprofessional. what prompted colin to go to the doctor in the 1st place?

[The Butler]

http://www.fishink.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cartoon-Betty-White-on-Balls-jpg.jpg

[Lerch]

:haha:

[ch3cooh]

never tip your hand to a dealer that you're paying cash. dealers make money on the financing deals, knowing you're paying cash the salesman has less of a reason to make a deal

[ch3cooh]

damn i haven't heard this song in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time

[ch3cooh]

can you imagine someone fanning out $10,000 in cash in front of Colin

he would cum and shit himself at the same time

[PissJug]

How long can you talk about ways to pay for a used car? Why not call Shellie Herndon up at the Car Store and interview her about

[Lerch]

If you give me 10G cash, I'm just going to make two or more separate deposits. If you try to deposit the same 10G in a check, you're reporting it as income.

[The Butler]

he would cum and shit himself at the same time

Sounds like my last prostate exam. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

vince is suddenly the best caller ever

[Lerch]

randy moss. hahaha

[ch3cooh]

buy yo dosia wit dat paypal

[ch3cooh]

also after that call i suddenly feel the need to listen to i got five on it by the luniz

[Lerch]

bottom line cash is king because you can not accurately pay taxes on it. I'm sure just like Shannon just said the banks would like the 'money', because it's all made up.

[ch3cooh]

cash is also king because there is no counter party risk. Let's say that there is a 10% chance that a check will bounce. Then someone paying with a check should have to pay a 10% premium to account for their risk

[ch3cooh]

i don't know if they take paypal but they definitely had a card slot

[iobane]

Steve is kind of full of himself. He was wrong about hunger games and a few other movies.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[Chob]

can you imagine someone fanning out $10,000 in cash in front of Colin

he would cum and shit himself at the same time
He'll need another towel. :colin:

[ch3cooh]

jerry springer once paid a hooker with a personal check

true story

[ch3cooh]

and furthermore that check bounced

[milkman]

Yeah i remember that..like for $5G or sumtin. Fuckin idiot. :jj:

[Chob]

jerry springer once paid a hooker with a personal check

true story
He's a classy guy.

[PissJug]

Just got a Bubba Army Newsletter email that is pretty much just an Elder Ford ad

[ch3cooh]

and it lead to one of the great roast jokes of all time "who pays a hooker with a personal check? that's like.....paying a hooker with a personal check!"

[milkman]

Just got a Bubba Army Newsletter email that is pretty much just an Elder Ford ad

I signed up for that a couple of years ago..never received anything, except announcements of what would be in the next newsletter. :nuts:

[PissJug]

Just noticed Spice has been removed from the email header too

[iobane]

I just noticed spice had been removed from the show.

[milkman]

Spice May who?

[Chob]

It'll take forever for him to be removed from the IO archives pics. Hell Drew is still on the specialty shows header.

[milkman]

Danica 46th out of 47 cars in Cup practice. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

I smoked pot and did some lines......


so what...
WGAS,WGAF...

[milkman]

I care CM, cuz you didn't fuckin share fucker. :getsome:

[PissJug]

I just noticed spice had been removed from the show.

:jj:

[ch3cooh]

if i were a cop and pulled someone over that had 50 grand in their trunk that would raise an eyebrow, if that same 50 grand were duct taped around someone's waist that be slightly more suspicious

[Ski Lo]

LOL!

Bensalem is down the road from here..

[milkman]

if i were a cop and pulled someone over that had 50 grand in their trunk that would raise an eyebrow, if that same 50 grand were duct taped around someone's waist that be slightly more suspicious

Either way I'm gettin $25 G, at least! :D

[Lerch]

at least he bought all good stuff with the money. fucking awesome.

[NeTaS]

how do they charge this guy with receiving stolen property

Did the bank steal it and put it in his account

[milkman]

how do they charge this guy with receiving stolen property

Did the bank steal it and put it in his account

bank error in your favor..go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go or collect $200. :jj:

[NeTaS]

I so dislike banks it's not even funny

[ch3cooh]

did shannon's bowels ever resolve themselves

[milkman]

I missed the first hr or so, :idk:

[RS]

WHATS UP REDNECKS! HE HE HE YEAAAH.

Colin is slowly dying.

[Ski Lo]

He said it..



It's all about the money...

[NeTaS]

are they saying they took child porn to a school :jj:

[Chob]

Didn't we have a similar issue with a yearbook a while back?

[milkman]

What a fuckin douche of a parent.."i see porn in the yearbook"

[milkman]

Sheesus, the shit they consider news. :rolleyes:

[Chob]

I love that beaver drop.

[NeTaS]

I do remember something chob just cant pinpoit in my head what it was

[milkman]

hahaha, I remember circling the stuff we would never get for Christmas in the Sears catalog. :jj:

[Spaz]

Sheesus, the shit they consider news. :rolleyes:

Pa-thetic !


Sup fuckers :wave2:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz! :420wave:

[NeTaS]

hahaha, I remember circling the stuff we would never get for Christmas in the Sears catalog. :jj:

hell yeah,we would get a montgomery wards catalog though,they would send a big issue right before christmas with a giant toy section:colin:

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz! :420wave:

i wonder what the news would say if i told them ,that my daughter learned how to make a cool little dart gun using rubber bands tape a gutted pen and tooth picks at school yesterday ? One kid brought his and did some teaching :D

[Spaz]

:soulja:

[NeTaS]

straight pins with the little balls on the end work better,we just made little blow dart guns :rolleyes:

[milkman]

i wonder what the news would say if i told them ,that my daughter learned how to make a cool little dart gun using rubber bands tape a gutted pen and tooth picks at school yesterday ? One kid brought his and did some teaching :D

charge her with terrorism! :shifty:

[NeTaS]

:soulja:

:crylol:

[Lerch]

:milkdance:

[Spaz]

straight pins with the little balls on the end work better,we just made little blow dart guns :rolleyes:

OOOOO yeah ....got to clue her up on the pin gimmick :D


:brofist:

[Spaz]

Sup Lerch ...

[ch3cooh]

i worked at a movie theater in high school. we used to use straws like blow guns to shoot unpopped popcorn kernels at each other. those little fuckers hurt

[milkman]

Why in the hell would you go over a dollar above the highest bidder if ur last? :nuts:

[RS]

Damnit, I'm missing the show because I have to do a phone interview for an intern. Has Colin called back in yet?

[milkman]

No

[Ski Lo]

8oz coffee.....$7.30

[milkman]

4.75

[Spaz]

$ 8.45 is my guess

[Ski Lo]

.99 cent

[milkman]

fuck you Spaz. :jj:

[Spaz]

$ .25

[milkman]

49 cents

[milkman]

fuckin Spaz has a faster feed.

[Ski Lo]

$10.00 FOR THE SMELLY STUFF

[Spaz]

$ 50cent

[NeTaS]

10

[Ski Lo]

Item 13 $8.23

[milkman]

Sure Spaz, throw one..I'm onto you.

[Spaz]

no im just cheating :D


$ 5.35

[Ski Lo]

Item 14...$5.00

[milkman]

Fucker, how are you cheating?

[Spaz]

$ 1.70

[NeTaS]

5.99

[Spaz]

i guess my feed is faster

$ 5.20

[NeTaS]

ohh in prison :jj:

[Spaz]

i'm killing it ::smug:

[milkman]

yeah, that's what I said Spaz. How are you doing that with ur shitty nets? :jj:

[Spaz]

yeah, that's what I said Spaz. How are you doing that with ur shitty nets? :jj:

Actually they been blazing today,prolly wont last though :(

[milkman]

hahaha, So much for Shannon's prison cred. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

the end of that reminded me of the 80s trivia contest where bubba already had the answers and still lost

[Spaz]

:lol:

[milkman]

Yeah, because bubba thought he was smarter than the right answers. :lol:

[Ski Lo]

I know a guy who was in prison.He said all the Televisions had to be "see through"


Meaning the outer shell of the tv had to had a special plastic cover that had to be bought and fitted by the prison's commissary.

[Spaz]

Good guess Frank

[ch3cooh]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[milkman]

Yayyy, I love winning when I'm laid up and can't play. :colin:

[milkman]

I still have no idea why they call this Spay or Neuter your pets though. :jj:

[Spaz]

haha ha free win yeeeeeeah !!!

[NeTaS]

cause bob barker would end every show with that phrase maybe milk

[Spaz]

I still have no idea why they call this Spay or Neuter your pets though. :jj:

yeah what NeTaS said

[milkman]

hmmm, really? I was just checkin out the hot bitches, never paid attention to him. :idk:

[NeTaS]

barker.wmv - YouTube

[milkman]

:haha: I believe ya Netas, just never remembered that. You fuckin Bob Barker mark you! :jj:

[milkman]

Fuckin Colin is just pathetic. Now he's just resigned himself to shittin himself. :colin:

[NeTaS]

:jj:

[Spaz]

Does Colin go to the same Dr as Fish ?

[NeTaS]

he was the shizz in happy gilmore

[Spaz]

shes kind haggardly looking now !

[Spaz]

it would be easier to list who she hasn't fucked :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Well isn't that special.......

[milkman]

what the fuck are these parents problem to let their kid pull some shit like this? Fuckin pathetic parents i tell ya.

[Ski Lo]

How about Alcoholic Man!

:jj:

[The Butler]

Heavy Burktations.

[Lerch]

I'm not a fan of traffic, but people who fly up the lane that's being closed is a extreme douche move.

[Lerch]

hahaha figures a gay NFL player was on the Packers.

[Lerch]

Some players in the NBA expressed fear playing against Magic Johnson when he had HIV.

Certainly players would be outspoken about it, and the trash talking from Tim Tebow would be ridiculous.

[RS]

ahhhh homophobes....

[Lerch]

ahhhh homophobes....

imagine the bounty on the gays.

[Lerch]

lets say in a fumble the guy fondles your balls instead of gripping them and twisting them. either way you're dropping that football.

[Lerch]

Geez. What a cunt. take the guys ring while in Iraq.

[The Butler]

Fresh blue pill in the toilet tank. It's so festive.

[ch3cooh]

hey everybody it's a jew joke honkhonk

[milkman]

awww, nice little nap! :D

:beer2:

[Lerch]

did your beer get warm?

[milkman]

hell no, put it in the freezer! :D

[NeTaS]

I dont know the difference but I like tungsten?? how would he know

[BlindLawrence]

I've been making meat balls for dinner, this ring talk sounds very familiar.

[ch3cooh]

god i'm bored

http://i.imgur.com/DVOLm.gif

[milkman]

WTF?

[milkman]

Fuck, I hope Charlie breaks down.

[1c]

Where's Colin G Brady?

[milkman]

Still in the hospital, gut issues.

[1c]

Still in the hospital, gut issues.

Really? He been in there long?
That dude can't catch a break..

[milkman]

Since Tues

[ch3cooh]

pretty much shit his guts out on monday night and has been hospitalized ever since

[1c]

pretty much shit his guts out on monday night and has been hospitalized ever since

Damn, That sucks..
If I went to the hospital every time I shit my guts out, Well, Just say I'd be there a lot. :jj:

[milkman]

I think he fucked up his gastric bypass deal or sumthin. Blowed a gasket. :colin:

[Spaz]

Happy Friday fuckers :wave2:

[SJ]

HI EVERYONE!!! :lol:

Hi spaz!

[Spaz]

HI EVERYONE!!! :lol:

Hi spaz!

Sup dude ...

[SJ]

gorging on chinese food atm

[SJ]

hey spaz should we have a meeting about tomorrow, tonight?

[milkman]

Sup Spaz!

[1c]

Hey now Spaz, SJ..

[Spaz]

hey spaz should we have a meeting about tomorrow, tonight?

Yeah probably ....:uhhuh:

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz!

Hey now Spaz, SJ..

Yo home dudes,what id up ?

[SJ]

Yeah probably ....:uhhuh:
just lemme know when...

[Spaz]

Alright ....

[BlindLawrence]

Is the show l ivtoday?

[SJ]

Is the show l ivtoday?
I don't hear colin so I'm assuming so?

[The Butler]

Where's Colin G Brady?

He died. It was free.

[Lerch]

how much for a 5gal bottle of rotila 4 stroke der der git er done.

[SJ]

He died. It was free.
that's technically incorrect :jj:

[Lerch]

wow he just described wade to a tee. ;D

[Lerch]

1st thing I notice in a female is eye contact and then voice. Then right to the tits.

[milkman]

Fuck this dude and his gateway drug bullshit.

[Spaz]

This is such bullshit !!!

[milkman]

So, don't fuckin drive stoned, issue resolved, just like drinking.

[Spaz]

So, don't fuckin drive stoned, issue resolved, just like drinking.

Fuck that ,i drive fine while stoned .....

[milkman]

Not me..get to forgetful.

[Spaz]

well, i got 22 years of practice ...:D

[1c]

https://p.twimg.com/Atwj-DBCIAAoKCW.jpg

[Spaz]

Hey your mom has panties like that and a tattoo just like that one ....WAIT OMG thats your mom dude !

[Spaz]

;D

[Lerch]

you can't see me in that pic i'm breastfeeding. :colin:

[SJ]

well this thread took an odd turn

[SJ]

fuck off baroni

[SJ]

:crylol:

hangs up on him fucking right!

[The Butler]

Die, pancreas die.

[ch3cooh]

http://i.imgur.com/bcN3Y.gif

[Lerch]

i loved the people who bought coke and freaked and peaked paranoid so much they did some bizarre shit. I got real high while people hid in closets and under beds. all aledgedly. ;D

[milkman]

Aww damn, I missed BJ? Too bad.

[Spaz]

i loved the people who bought coke and freaked and peaked paranoid so much they did some bizarre shit. I got real high while people hid in closets and under beds. all aledgedly. ;D

haha funny,that reminds me of a guy i know ,would do that stuff and hide in his closet ...:jj:

[milkman]

No need to talk about urself in third person Spaz. :jj:

[Lerch]

haha funny,that reminds me of a guy i know ,would do that stuff and hide in his closet ...:jj:

truth be told, he did it so much. it happened a lot. he liked to have a knife for safety, like just in case. :nuts: Needless to say he's dead now.

[Lerch]

No need to talk about urself in third person Spaz. :jj:

That Peruvian got his mind all messed up. :jj:

[The Butler]

Them Beavians will fuck you up.

[Spaz]

truth be told, he did it so much. it happened a lot. he liked to have a knife for safety, like just in case. :nuts: Needless to say he's dead now.

The guy i know is off the shit and alive ...and no milk it aint me :jj:

[SJ]

baroni confirmed as fake

[The Butler]

4 lb. ham end fixin' to go in the oven soon. We eats good tonight.

[milkman]

hahaha, that would be funny, Shannon ends up being Colin's brother :colin:

[Spaz]

Nice B ...should be able to pick off that for awhile :D

[SJ]

4 lb. ham end fixin' to go in the oven soon. We eats good tonight.
I didn't realize boat cabins had ovens

[Ski Lo]

I bet MM has a vag....:jj:

[SJ]

weird way to enter a thread cm :jj:

[Spaz]

I bet MM has a vag....:jj:

PMS ....whaaaaaat ? :jj:

Sup CM

[The Butler]

Nice B ...should be able to pick off that for awhile :D

Damn skippy.

[milkman]

I bet MM has a vag....:jj:

Yeah, she's at work. :nuts:

[The Butler]

I didn't realize boat cabins had ovens

What are you cooking up on that hot plate of yours?

[milkman]

Damn skippy.

Ham n beans for Monday? :D

[milkman]

Ughhh, there goes the show.

[SJ]

What are you cooking up on that hot plate of yours?
wtf is a hot plate?

:idk:


full kitchen yo...

[SJ]

yeah charlie!

[milkman]

SJ's dream guy. :jj:

[The Butler]

Ham n beans for Monday? :D

Forgot the damn beans at the store today. All I've got are 2 single serving cans. :(

[Spaz]

What are you cooking up on that hot plate of yours?

Toasta-roni with butter :D

[The Butler]

Toasta-roni with butter :D

With a side of despair. :jj:

[RS]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

get Charlie out of there!

[Ski Lo]

Toasta-roni with butter :D

Dude,did you leave yer wife or something??


Why you cooking on a hotplate?

[SJ]

going for a bike ride - back in a bit

[Spaz]

Dude,did you leave yer wife or something??


Why you cooking on a hotplate?

Not me SJ .....keep up dude :D

[milkman]

Forgot the damn beans at the store today. All I've got are 2 single serving cans. :(

Well that sucks..sure you can make a run in the next 3 days. or freeze the rest and have em some other weekend. :D

[Ski Lo]

going for a bike ride - back in a bit

Big Wheel or Green Machine?


:jj:

[milkman]

WGAF about this douche handing out free samples? Who the fuck would take anything from this nasty lookin fuck. :nuts:

[RS]

Colin would because it's FREEEEEEE hehehe yeaaahhh.

[milkman]

Well yeah, there is always Colin :colin:

[Lerch]

going for a bike ride - back in a bit

good luck. :wave2:

[Ski Lo]

I hope Tim Tewbo gets his neck broke..

[The Butler]

Lolo Jones added 20,000 twatter followers since Sunday.

[milkman]

:jj: Love these guys

[Lerch]

Lolo Jones added 20,000 twatter followers since Sunday.

I laughed when she said she learned to run by running from the police with her dad.

[The Butler]

Think it tastes like chicken?

[milkman]

Some sick fucks man.

[Spaz]

Back when they rocked :wicked:

[milkman]

:rockout:

[Ski Lo]

:metal:


Ride the lightning is in my top 5 of all time..

[milkman]

Space Station

[Ski Lo]

USS Ronald Reagan

[The Butler]

Go to the phones.

[The Butler]

Burning Man.