Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 5/14/2012)

[Chob]

Enjoy Disciples of Burke. :colin:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Titty.

[milkman]

Half hr to go. Come on clock, get movin. :colin:

[milkman]

New show intro?

[milkman]

Oh lord, WTF happened to Colin now?

[ch3cooh]

TITTY

[iobane]

Where's spice to blow up at colin for not having the truck towed to the brn.

[milkman]

He will prolly hit rain on his bike now.

[Chob]

I wonder if they picked the best of selection on purpose because of this. :bigthink:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He will prolly hit rain on his bike now.

With those fuckin bologna skins he calls tires.
Sup btw :wave2:

[milkman]

Hey now Cpt. And prolly has oil leaking on them. :colin:

[milkman]

STFU Benny

[iobane]

We have bad luck, Benny called in.

[milkman]

Sounds to me like he never fixed the original problem, just the head gasket.

[PissJug]

i'm little bitch when it comes to crying from movies. i guess i get too invested in the characters or maybe i'm just half a fag

[iobane]

I cried during the avengers.

[PissJug]

no movie with jennifer aniston in it is a bad movie

[PissJug]

i can't shit anywhere but home i'll hold it as long as it takes

[ch3cooh]

I cry everytime I think about watching a movie while sitting next to Benny

[iobane]

I cried when zero dies in mega man x and x5 and mega man zero 4

[PissJug]

You ever play Mega Man Legends? The rpg style game

[RS]

what is this MD 24/7 deal? Sounds like a pill mill scheme that Bean created or something.

[PissJug]

i think you answered your own question :jj: except for the Bean part

[Chob]

"That Smell." Colin must've finally made it in. :colin:

[Chob]

FUCKER STOLE MY JOKE.

[iobane]

You're not the only one who thought that.

[Chob]

What makes this guy think Shannon would know anything about the IO app?

[iobane]

I'm gonna cry when I have to go in to work tomorrow.

[Lerch]

VW Passat 78.5 MPG (Imperial gallon) 65.2 MPG US gallon in the Uk - YouTube

[milkman]

Aww Monday done! :woot:

:beer2:

[Lerch]

hey.

[Chob]

hey.
:denzil:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey.

Yo

[milkman]

Need to get some of this powder and blow it Benny's face and tell him to quit fuckin calling.

[Lerch]

Someone stole Mr. Fuji's gimmick and makes people zombies. Cool.

[Chob]

Need to get some of this powder and blow it Benny's face and tell him to quit fuckin calling.
What does that say about the annoyance factor of Benny's calls that such a thing was the first thing that came to your mind when thinking of things to do with this stuff? :jj:

[milkman]

Well, I was thinking of tellin him to drive off a cliff, but thought I'd be nice! :D

[ch3cooh]

nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen dui's

[Chob]

nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen dui's
:jj:

[Chob]

If Colin is late again, what Bone show will we be hearing him on? :bigthink:

[milkman]

If Colin is late again, what Bone show will we be hearing him on? :bigthink:

Who is on after Artie? :jj:

[Chob]

Who is on after Artie? :jj:
No one.

"Colin Overnights! I finally get show host money! YEEEAAAHHH!" :colin:

[milkman]

"Hey, how come this show host money is in the negatvie and all the power is off in the studio?" :colin:

[milkman]

Damn that Dr drops sound just like BFudd.

[Chob]

"What do you mean Cox won't let me sleep in the green room?"

[milkman]

:haha:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

If Colin is late again, what Bone show will we be hearing him on? :bigthink:

With Spice gone and Bubba oblivious, I'm sure he'll be fine unless someone blows him in. :colin:

[Lerch]

Rush. Jason Patric

[milkman]

Yeah I think it was Rush too.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I think the movie Shannon is talking about is called "Rush"

[Chob]

With Spice gone and Bubba oblivious, I'm sure he'll be fine unless someone blows him in. :colin:
If Rick's running it, he has nothing to worry about. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

someone's reading this thread

[Lerch]

:woot: Where's the VCash? :D :jj:

[Lerch]

Shit wrong show. :D

[Lerch]

Why is Ellio's Pizza so good?

[PissJug]

Someone leaned on the shitting hooker clip button by mistake

[milkman]

Well, that's it, Colin missed half the show..NPD for today. :colin: NOOOOOOOOO

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Well, that's it, Colin missed half the show..NPD for today. :colin: NOOOOOOOOO

Cancel pay day

[Lerch]

You think Kool Mo Dee was really upset after this song came out?

[ch3cooh]

Colin had to ride through a rain storm

At least he took a shower today!

[Chob]

Cancel pay day
:rimshot:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Colin had to ride through a rain storm

At least he took a shower today!

And it was freeeee :colin:

[Chob]

How long until a "Rain Drops fallin' on Colin's Head" parody?

[ch3cooh]

COLIN G BRADY ON THE ATTACK

[milkman]

Colin prolly smells like a wet dog now..nasty.

[ch3cooh]

a wet dog...with dying skin?

[milkman]

33 hrs to do ahead gasket? Shitty. And still didn't fix the issue that started it. :jj:

[Lerch]

I can picture a guy riding down the hwy on a bike in the rain, no raincoat, shorts, timberlands, screaming out loud while reading a twitter feed on a smartphone.

[ch3cooh]

33 hrs to do ahead gasket? Shitty. And still didn't fix the issue that started it. :jj:

a shitty owner?

[milkman]

a shitty owner?

And mechanic.

[Lerch]

To be fair it's a shitty dodge durango, right?

[ch3cooh]

maybe shit was overtorqued because he used the torque wrench to break the head bolts

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

To be fair it's a shitty dodge durango, right?

Dodge is a piece of Sheeeit

[milkman]

To be fair it's a shitty dodge durango, right?

Yep, with an older engine that has already been changed. Piece of sheeit.

[milkman]

Bullshit, you can test the fan clutch. Not sure how on a Durango.

[milkman]

Go go gadget oil slicks. :jj:

[milkman]

The hoses are prolly old and weak and are pinching down under pressure at high speeds.

[milkman]

Well, there goes ur theory about the torque wrench Ch. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He's probably at the point where it no longer makes sense to continue to throw money at the problem unfortunatley he's broke so there's no other option.

[Lerch]

i suggest upping the fire insurance on that thing.

[milkman]

i suggest upping the fire insurance on that thing.

Ooopsy :colin:

[The Butler]

Yet another Monday in the books.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Yepper Butler!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I smell a Blind Lawrence stunt in the works :shoot:

[Lerch]

the blind part is irrelevant, he's acted irresponsibly. Consequences, Bam.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

30 beers in a day, that's a lightweight right Milk? :jj:

[milkman]

30 beers in a day, that's a lightweight right Milk? :jj:

No doubt..just warming up for the range. :jj:

[The Butler]

Busch and some Miller products come in 30's.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

They actually have 30 and 36 packs of beer.

[ch3cooh]

keystone comes in 30 packs

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

keystone comes in 30 packs

Rolling Rock also come in a 30 pack as well.

[The Butler]

Beer ball.

[milkman]

Yeah, it was still nasty Coors though.

[ch3cooh]

packing it in your cornhole

[The Butler]

There are some seriously hot chics on Big Break.

[ch3cooh]

Rick picking screaming metal because he knows what he's getting tomorrow

[milkman]

:rockout: Some KSE

[RS]

Coors has a 30 pack here in WA that they advertise as the "RECESSION BUSTER!"

[ch3cooh]

son of a bitch my stream is shitting the bed just in time for where the fuck is rick

[RS]

son of a bitch my stream is shitting the bed just in time for where the fuck is rick

are you using TuneIn Radio app? While this is okay, it likes to all of a sudden get choppy and you hear a double-speak version of the show. Fucking annoying.

[ch3cooh]

no since my company blocks streaming audio the cell network is always super clogged

[milkman]

They don't let callers in enough, like the caller said last week.

[ch3cooh]

you guys are fucked

[milkman]

I know it..that new city of atlantis just discovered?

[milkman]

Ok, that is close to the hood part of Atlantis. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

Who loves the nitty gritty dirt band?!

[milkman]

Shit, was that you Ch?

[ch3cooh]

ding ding ding

[milkman]

That thing is the size of Texas.

[milkman]

ding ding ding

Awww shit, mute time at mercial breaks. :jj:

[The Butler]

Need some help with those music choices?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm suprised no one has taken a shot at Bubba yet.

[The Butler]

I'm suprised no one has taken a shot at Bubba yet.

Why do you think he lets it be known he's packing?

[Lerch]

Congrats Ch.

[ch3cooh]

brian wilson is a fucking tool

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Clavin made some salient points in that promo.

[milkman]

Sure to score some points with bubba. :lol:

[Spaz]

Thats some bullsheeit ! just got home got my Burke groove going ,just started to log in here ...power went out BAM ! Guess someone hit a water line somewhere ....;D

[milkman]

:haha: Take a while to patch them hydro lines. Local flooding possible. :jj:

[Spaz]

troof ! :haha:

[Lerch]

islanders are a little off. :jj:

[Lerch]

dinner prep. cya soon.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:haha: Take a while to patch them hydro lines. Local flooding possible. :jj:

Minivan hits power pole, six drown, story at 11 :jj:

[Spaz]

Minivan hits power pole, six drown, story at 11 :jj:

:haha:

[milkman]

Titty Tuesday!

[iobane]

Crasy buffet!

[PissJug]

I'm all about the chinese buffet

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Buffet are fucking gross

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

There is a lone Blockbuster near my house that is still open and looks busy at all hours of the day.

[RS]

I just realized that Colin Brady has the dysfunctional version of the Brady Bunch, right down to the second marriage and step-kids. That could be a pretty funny reality show, following him on the weekends when he goes to time-share presentations, sneaking into movies etc.

[BlindLawrence]

Here's the story of Colin Brady, who is cheap and spanks his monkey in his socks...

[ch3cooh]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah this song rules

[PissJug]

If you say so :jj:

[ch3cooh]

DON'T POT IT DOWN

[ch3cooh]

hahahaha they went back to commercial and are coming back with another song

[iobane]

The purpose of JFK reloaded was to remove the myth that there could have been a second gunmen. Oh, and to exploit its physics engine.

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[SJ]

hey all

[milkman]

Thought me stereo blowed up on the way home with that shitty break music. :jj:

[milkman]

Sup SJ.

[milkman]

These fucks jacked this dude up. Pathetic fucks. :getsome:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup Milk & SJ

[milkman]

Yo yo Cpt.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yo yo Cpt.

You catch the Howard live on live this morning?

[milkman]

Yeah I did, other than annoying Robin it was perty good.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yeah I did, other than annoying Robin it was perty good.

Yeah it was interesting to say the least.

[milkman]

Was a funny rib having Ned beg to get back on Sirius! :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Was a funny rib having Ned beg to get back on Sirius! :lol:

Yeah it was pretty bad how many times bubba & ned asked/begged him to come back to sirius. I was more intrigued about the sex tape banter. Howard owned him and Bubba looked out of his league trying to deny, deny, deny. It was pretty shitty how he used Ballard's marital problems to deflect the heat off himself.

[milkman]

Yeah it was pretty bad how many times bubba & ned asked/begged him to come back to sirius. I was more intrigued about the sex tape banter. Howard owned him and Bubba looked out of his league trying to deny, deny, deny. It was pretty shitty how he used Ballard's marital problems to deflect the heat off himself.

Yeah that was shitty, especially when he opened the Brent shit with sumthin like "Ballard, you know nothing here is sacred and off the table" Yeah, unless it pertains to him and his relationships. yet he can tear into Brent and Tara's, then hide behind some made up legal shit about his. Shitty

[Chob]

Hopefully now that that's over, we can be done with the AGT talk on Bubba's show.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yeah that was shitty, especially when he opened the Brent shit with sumthin like "Ballard, you know nothing here is sacred and off the table" Yeah, unless it pertains to him and his relationships. yet he can tear into Brent and Tara's, then hide behind some made up legal shit about his. Shitty

Howard made mention of that as well. Last time they did this he prodded Bubba about the divorce to which Bubba was tightlipped about as well. So much for "telling it like it is" huh? It was actually funny to see Bubba squirm today because he's Howard's bitch and had to sit there and take it.

[milkman]

Hopefully now that that's over, we can be done with the AGT talk on Bubba's show.

I doubt that..tomorrow it will be about the ratings, blah blah blah

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I doubt that..tomorrow it will be about the ratings, blah blah blah

Listening to the interview today you could just see how leagues apart Bubba and Howard are. With that being said, I agree with Milk this AGT talk will not be ending anytime soon unfortunately.

[Chob]

Howard made mention of that as well. Last time they did this he prodded Bubba about the divorce to which Bubba was tightlipped about as well. So much for "telling it like it is" huh? It was actually funny to see Bubba squirm today because he's Howard's bitch and had to sit there and take it.
I thought it was great how he dodged it. He knows and has learned from Stern's interview technique and knows not to drop his guard around him. I love when someone completely stonewalls Howard on something he wants to talk about.

[ch3cooh]

you guys are gonna love the next break song

[milkman]

I think I'll have to go take a shit. :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

NFN, but I got a little dirty dancing action from Summer Day in the old BRN green room....yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah.

[ch3cooh]

that was actually pantera sorry to tell you

[PissJug]

Not much distinction between club dancing and dryhumping

[Chob]

The Lysol thing is hilarious.

[milkman]

that was actually pantera sorry to tell you

He didn't notice that Summer Day's ass was actually the size of Spring, summer winter and fall. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Nice rib on the bumper music CH3

[Chob]

Holy shit this is hilariously bad. :rofl:

[milkman]

FUCK..me stereo broke again. :jj:

[PissJug]

I'm guessing this is what Doyle's band from Slingblade would sound like if they practiced a little more

[NeTaS]

:suicide:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm guessing this is what Doyle's band from Slingblade would sound like if they practiced a little more

French fried taters um hum. Doyle was a great heel in that movie.

[ch3cooh]

brooks and dunn 4 lyfe

[PissJug]

Doyle is one the best movie characters ever. Have you seen the extended cut?

[NeTaS]

uhh huh

[Chob]

God damn Colin needs to lighten up.

[RS]

Colin should be happy if his daughter gets knocked up, that's just more freeeeeee money!

[milkman]

brooks and dunn 4 lyfe

Don't you mean Broke n Dung? :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Doyle is one the best movie characters ever. Have you seen the extended cut?

I still laugh at his fear of "retards and antique furniture"

[RS]

Colin is clearly in for a treat once his daughter leaves the house and goes to college after being raised like this...

[PissJug]

I still laugh at his fear of "retards and antique furniture"

You just look like a humped over retard to me. I don't care if you did do violence on somebody, I aint scared of shit

[iobane]

Hahahahahhahhahhahhahahahahhahaha , Colin's kids going to college.

That's a good one.

[PissJug]

There is a scene in the extended cut where Doyle runs into the cops when they go down to the county line for more beer. Its worth picking up just for that scene or it may be on youtube

[ch3cooh]

Hahahahahhahhahhahhahahahahhahaha , Colin's kids going to college.

That's a good one.

in the words of the great adam carolla...junior college

[milkman]

how convenient, they lost that caller about Hooties sex tape. :lol:

[ch3cooh]

colin would crush a sober pill into his daughter's breakfast every day

[BlindLawrence]

that was actually pantera sorry to tell you

The video on BubbaRaw.com says otherwise.

[ch3cooh]

how the fuck would you know

[ch3cooh]

one last tune coming up guys. i hope you've all enjoyed my musical taste!

[Chob]

Yeehaw.

[ch3cooh]

now this is no joke a good tune

[The Butler]

Afternoon peoples.

:cheers:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Afternoon peoples.

:cheers:

Hey B

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/NFyLa.gif

[milkman]

Holy shit, she got a big black dildo down there? :jj:

[ch3cooh]

seriously that needs slomo

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Holy shit, she got a big black dildo down there? :jj:

Yeah, wtf is that down there?

[RS]

how convenient, they lost that caller about Hooties sex tape. :lol:

Wow, what are the odds of that happening???

[milkman]

here's a thought on ur tunes Ch! :jj:

dereck reinhart ‏ @dereckinindiana

@Rickjbtls @theshannonburke I'm headed to Colorado right now. Send me a pic of Bryan and I'll kick his ass

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i dont no wtf that is

http://i.imgur.com/Xk9vQ.jpg

[milkman]

:haha: Yep..big black dildo to me.

[The Butler]

It's a pee bag.

[milkman]

meh, I'll stick with dildo, it's funnier. :D

[RS]

HI THIS IS SHELLY HERNDON FROM THE CAR STORE.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

meh, I'll stick with dildo, it's funnier. :D

I just showed it to my wife and the look on her face was priceless. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

at least we didn't have to cut in with danny diaco's creepy smoker laugh

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

400$ to get my deck stained :jawdrop:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

400$ to get my deck stained :jawdrop:

How much to DIY?

[milkman]

400$ to get my deck stained :jawdrop:

Break out ur bug sprayer and fill it with stain. :D

[Chob]

400$ to get my deck stained :jawdrop:
Just get Colin to ride his bike on it. :jj:

[The Butler]

400$ to get my deck stained :jawdrop:

Add some red food coloring to your beer. Piss on the deck.

Redwood...............bam.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i stained it myself once and it looked like dog shit covered in bird shit so i think ill just pay to have it done :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Break out ur bug sprayer and fill it with stain. :D

Last time I stained a deck that is exactly how I did it! :brofist:

[milkman]

Last time I stained a deck that is exactly how I did it! :brofist:

Us FLA rednecks know how to improvise. :D

[Chob]

Did that caller really bring up the fake "Percy Cummings" story?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Us FLA rednecks know how to improvise. :D

You know it Budday!

[ch3cooh]

here's a thought on ur tunes Ch! :jj:

dereck reinhart ‏ @dereckinindiana

@Rickjbtls @theshannonburke I'm headed to Colorado right now. Send me a pic of Bryan and I'll kick his ass

Let the trolling begin!

[Chob]

What's Regina implying? :jj:
Regina Hunter ‏ @mandyhatley please follow my New Twitter @813DIVORCE for my Divorce and Family Law Case updates

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:crylol: thats awesome chob

[milkman]

What's Regina implying? :jj:

Well, if Amanda even consults with her once..she can't represent Brent. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What's Regina implying? :jj:

I think we know who she's retaining. No worries, we all know Brent will be representing himself anyways :brenttears:

[milkman]

Like they say Cpt..a person who represents themselves, has a fool...well nevermind. :lol:

[RS]

So how has Bubba's show been going since Spice left and his sister (HAH) replaced him?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Like they say Cpt..a person who represents themselves, has a fool...well nevermind. :lol:

Yup, good thing he doesn't have shit (unless you count the hookers graveyard in Nevada)

[milkman]

It's been ok, though I don't really care for her on it.

[The Butler]

Should save this one for the perfect time, but it's just too good.

http://www.mintz-hoke.com/media/103319/obesity%20is%20suicide%20ad_300x450.jpg

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

:haha: :lol:

[milkman]

Man, them are some good lookin sausages. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/dirty-colin.gif

[milkman]

:jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/dirty-colin.gif

Nobody puts Colin in a corner :colin:

[Chob]

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii494/mrsinister2/dirty-colin.gif
:haha:

[Chob]

Tuddle in the hizzy.

[The Butler]

Tuddle in the hizzy.

Must be up next.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Tuddle in the hizzy.

Yep, getting stoked about his show tonight :tuddlelol:

[ch3cooh]

he didn't play the sound effect!

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

nerd round table? mine as just call it nerd time

[Chob]

All you non nerds are going to have a hard time sitting through this one. :tuddlelol:

[milkman]

Must be up next.

Yeah, I think that's what Shannon meant when he said, coming up at 6 is Tuddle show. :idk:

:jj:

[The Butler]

Yeah, I think that's what Shannon meant when he said, coming up at 6 is Tuddle show. :idk:

:jj:

Thanks for clearing that up for me. :flippa:

[milkman]

No prob! :D

[milkman]

Another Sin put over.

[The Butler]

All you non nerds are going to have a hard time sitting through this one. :tuddlelol:

Might have to fire up Bubba. Missed all but 15 minutes of it.

[NeTaS]

yeah thats cool though sin getting props

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

yea its cool they like them

[ch3cooh]

Some twitter highlights from today's break music:
doublelung 109: what is this hogg suckin bullshit music

mrsjoefrommaine: can someone please ear fuck me so i don't have to listen to this shit anymore! please!

themanesryan: can we fast forward this shit?

dereckinindiana: if this isn't a rib then fuck you Bryan in denver...fuck you

dudemiller: music to fuck your cousing to

dereckinindiana: and we all thought faggot bruce was bad

joefrommaine: this music makes me want to fuck my sister

masshole69: @joefrommaine make me want to fuck your sister too

slymer123: one more country song and I am going on a killing spree and no one will convict me yeaaaahh

spanky8657: i bet @rickjbtls is ready to kill himself about now

Rickjbtls: @spanky8657 couldn't anything sharp enough

[PissJug]

dereckinindiana: and we all thought faggot bruce was bad


Faggot Bruce is the shit :lowrider:

[Chob]

Some twitter highlights from today's break music:
doublelung 109: what is this hogg suckin bullshit music

mrsjoefrommaine: can someone please ear fuck me so i don't have to listen to this shit anymore! please!

themanesryan: can we fast forward this shit?

dereckinindiana: if this isn't a rib then fuck you Bryan in denver...fuck you

dudemiller: music to fuck your cousing to

dereckinindiana: and we all thought faggot bruce was bad

joefrommaine: this music makes me want to fuck my sister

masshole69: @joefrommaine make me want to fuck your sister too

slymer123: one more country song and I am going on a killing spree and no one will convict me yeaaaahh

spanky8657: i bet @rickjbtls is ready to kill himself about now

Rickjbtls: @spanky8657 couldn't anything sharp enough
Stellar work my friend. :trollface:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Stellar work my friend. :trollface:

Yup :troll:

[Chob]

One of these days I'll win and you'll get all video game music.

[Spaz]

Its not trollin if you like the songs........just sayin

but i'm livin on tulsa time so who knows right :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

One of these days I'll win and you'll get all video game music.

That would be epic my friend.
:winrar:

[Lerch]

let's go to the hop

[ch3cooh]

Next time I win you fuckers are getting nothing but J-Pop from Dance Dance Revolution