Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 4/23/2012)

[Chob]

Pay some homage to the man that didn't abandon radioIO for the greener pastures of The Bone. http://www.kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1330744122330.gif

[Ski Lo]

:colin:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Fanny pack :boom:

[Ski Lo]

Awe girl,quit bullshitting and come on..

[milkman]

hahaha, I've been sick all weekend long after the Sox meltdown...:colin:

[Ski Lo]

Fuck baseball.It's still hockey season mang!

[iobane]

The hockey season currently seems a bit off.

[iobane]

GO COLIN GO.

[iobane]

TWITTER RAGE.

[RS]

I love when they lay into Colin over the Red Sox, he acts like he's on the fucking team.

[ch3cooh]

:colin:

Happy Monday Burkeaholics

[NeTaS]

he's been to the world series as a manager :jj:

[NeTaS]

linda hogan

[ch3cooh]

I'm interested in hearing Hayslett tonight and his opinion of the affidavit

[ch3cooh]

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

[RS]

I'm interested in hearing Hayslett tonight and his opinion of the affidavit

What's this? I've not been listening.

[ch3cooh]

What's this? I've not been listening.

The Zimmerman affidavit

[milkman]

Afternoon.

:beer2:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

What's up milk

[milkman]

Just home..Monday is over. :woot:

Sup with you Sin?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Still workin shity day so far

[SJ]

Afternoon all

[milkman]

Sup SJ..yep..suck of a Monday Sin.

[SJ]

fucking snow... fucking knee

fucked 1c's mom..

fuck a lot of fuckin

[ch3cooh]

I'm about to head to a meeting to get my budget slashed again.

Fuck I hate natural gas right now

[SJ]

natural gas got cheaper again

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

yo yo yo

[iobane]

I'm drinking this coke which will give me supernatural gas.

Pretty cheap as well.

[milkman]

Sup sup Cpt.

[Chob]

Have they busted Colin's balls sufficiently yet? :munch:

[milkman]

Leave it to Colin to play the cheap card...:colin:

[milkman]

Have they busted Colin's balls sufficiently yet? :munch:

About the Dead Sox? Yeah..he deflected for an hr, as usual. :jj:

[iobane]

Well it's the only card he has.

[Chob]

About the Dead Sox? Yeah..he deflected for an hr, as usual. :jj:
Sweet. Will make for good listening later.

[Chob]

These Ultimate Ears are comfy as fuck.

[milkman]

How much you pay for em?

[Chob]

$60. The only issue could be that you seriously can't hear if someone is talking to you. A bad thing or a great thing depending on your perspective. :jj:

[1c]

Sup Playas?

[milkman]

Yo yo 1C!

:beer2:

[iobane]

"depends on the grenade"

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey 1C

[iobane]

Speaking grenades, here's Benny.

[milkman]

Fuck off Benny..like ur fat ass would have an opportunity for an orgy..maybe of all dudes you fagmo.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Speaking grenades, here's Benny.

Fuck grenades, that asshole is a nuclear bomb.

[Chob]

So much Benny hate. :palpatine:

[The Butler]

Afternoon ev'rybody.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[SJ]

Hey 1c and Cpt

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Let that be a lesson to future organ donors out there.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey 1c and Cpt

Hey SJ, is it snowing up there? :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Afternoon ev'rybody.

:cheers:

Hey B

[SJ]

Hey SJ, is it snowing up there? :jj:
in places...

[SJ]

remind me in 2 months to ask you how you're liking that 110 degree heat :lol:

[milkman]

Man, what a fuckin cunt. I would go cut that kidney out of that bitch. :getsome:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Colin would be organless within a month :colin:

[Chob]

The only way Colin's donating an organ is when he fucks another sock.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

remind me in 2 months to ask you how you're liking that 110 degree heat :lol:

Weather trivia, it has never hit 100 degrees in Tampa, compliments of the Tarantula 1000.

Side note, there is absolutely no difference between 95 and 100 degrees. They are both hot as balls.

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/iJd6y.jpg

[iobane]

Olde.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm with Rick, I am not donating any of my organs.

[SJ]

I think only those willing to donate should be eligible for a transplant...

[iobane]

I'm with the necromongers, you keep what you kill.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I heard Mickey Mantle did the same thing with his new liver.

[SJ]

I'm with the necromongers, you keep what you kill.
that sounds kinda... racist :lol:

[SJ]

I heard Mickey Mantle did the same thing with his new liver.
didn't he still have a heart attack?

[iobane]

NeCro not NeGro

[SJ]

NeCro not NeGro
necro?

the guy sally is trying to get on the stern show?

;D

[iobane]

Who the fuck is Sally may?

[1c]

I heard Mickey Mantle did the same thing with his new liver.

Lol, Mickey did what he wanted!

[1c]

Jury duty tomorrow: Canceledtits

[Chob]

Lol, Mickey did what he wanted!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwopd7Od51qfz40vo1_500.gif

[milkman]

That sucks 1C, you could have emailed urself you needed the day off. :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

didn't he still have a heart attack?

No, he died of Liver cancer.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Jury duty tomorrow: Canceledtits

I actually enjoyed jury duty when I had it several years ago. I got to sit on an interesting case where the dude pretended to be Ronde' Barber and bamboozled some chick into sexually assaulting her baby. It took about 30 minutes to convict that fucker who wound up getting 25 years in prison. The mother of the child got life in prison in Ohio I believe.

[SJ]

:rock:

fuck YEAH beastie!


whatchuwantboops?

[SJ]

Who the fuck is Sally may?
sally abs aka sally b aka paul ironshore aka salifbrigades

[RS]

I actually enjoyed jury duty when I had it several years ago. I got to sit on an interesting case where the dude pretended to be Ronde' Barber and bamboozled some chick into sexually assaulting her baby. It took about 30 minutes to convict that fucker who wound up getting 25 years in prison. The mother of the child got life in prison in Ohio I believe.

There are so many sick fucks in this world. That is just fucking wrong.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1334799378848.gifhttp://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1334799378848.gifhttp://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1334799378848.gif

[SJ]

No, he died of Liver cancer.
I thought it was a grabber or lung cancer... huh... liver... that sucks

[Chob]

Did Drew pick this bumper song? :jj:

[milkman]

I actually enjoyed jury duty when I had it several years ago. I got to sit on an interesting case where the dude pretended to be Ronde' Barber and bamboozled some chick into sexually assaulting her baby. It took about 30 minutes to convict that fucker who wound up getting 25 years in prison. The mother of the child got life in prison in Ohio I believe.

I remember that. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Did Drew pick this bumper song? :jj:

who ever it was made a good call.

[SJ]

I remember that. :jj:
you remember when columbus rolled up in his boat too!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I remember that. :jj:

Yeah it was a pretty big Tampa area story back then.

[milkman]

I thought it was a grabber or lung cancer... huh... liver... that sucks

yeah, that's why it was so funny..it was after he got a liver transplant from drinkin. :jj:

[milkman]

you remember when columbus rolled up in his boat too!

Who do you think gave him his first beer in America? :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Is the answer Victoria falls in S. Africa?


Welp, I'm wrong.

[The Butler]

What was the clue?

[Lerch]

hey.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

What was the clue?

South America, water related, borders two countries

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey.

Yo

[Lerch]

been busy as fuck lately.

[milkman]

Damn, I was just about to say that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguazu_Falls

[SJ]

sup lerch

[SJ]

Damn, I was just about to say that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguazu_Falls
:rofl:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Damn, I was just about to say that.

:haha: right right right

[milkman]

Sup lerch

:beer2:

[Chob]

Damn, I was just about to say that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguazu_Falls
Sure thing Milk Quivers. :jj:

[SJ]

purgatory

[The Butler]

http://famoustourisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/iguazu-falls.jpg

[milkman]

:haha: right right right

Hey, I can google with the best of em. :D

[SJ]

Rick is fucking horrible at giving clues :jj:

[Lerch]

gotta go find rick, brb. :D

[Lerch]

oh my god i hate that sweet caroline shit. ruined the whole fucking thing.

[milkman]

hahaha, the basement of the AL east. :jj:

[1c]

oh my god i hate that sweet caroline shit. ruined the whole fucking thing.

Neil Diamond is a fucking PIMP..

[SJ]

I still don't know where he was

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This neighbor is pretty good with the ribs... :crylol:

[Chob]

Some dirtsheet site on the Hogan sex tape:

Bubba has said on his radio show that when he and Heather were still married, he would "offer her" to his close personal friends, which Hulk happens to be.The fuck is this guy blathering on about?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Some dirtsheet site on the Hogan sex tape:



The fuck is this guy blathering on about?


:lolwhut:

[Chob]

:lolwhut:
Bubba's going to lose his shit when he reads that.

[milkman]

Bubba's going to lose his shit when he reads that.

Well, did you send it to him? :devious:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Bubba's going to lose his shit when he reads that.

I bet you he doesn't even cover it.

[Chob]

Well, did you send it to him? :devious:
Too much effort.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Too much effort.
:bigclap:

[milkman]

hahaha..what a rib. :jj:

[Chob]

:bigclap:
Of course he'll find out, rip the guy who posted that story on air, etc. Bubba is the type to shoot the messenger so fuck that. :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Of course he'll find out, rip the guy who posted that story on air, etc. Bubba is the type to shoot the messenger so fuck that. :lol:

Yep, he's so predictable.

[Chob]

Dumb fuck probably only heard clips of Stern who projected his wife swapping fantasies on Bubba.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

http://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1335216830548.gif

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

bbiab

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

later capt

[Chob]

http://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1335216830548.gif
:bigclap:

[Chob]

later capt
Good thing Brent didn't leave, you'd be inconsolable. :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

i was tring to make a bubba koopa for that but it jut didnt work

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

:lol: yea i was so glad it wasnt brent

[The Butler]

Good thing Brent didn't leave, you'd be inconsolable. :lol:

:haha:

[RS]

Hah, they are making fun of the "Earn thousands per month" scam....

I hope they realize that this scam is also an advertisement on IO.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

spice is on cowhead right now

[Chob]

Spice on Cowhead's show right now.

[Chob]

spice is on cowhead right now
You have the chopping skills and are quicker on the ninja posts. :dry:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

hahaha by like 1 second

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

you wasted to much time with the period and capitalization

[Chob]

http://streaming.theboneonline.com/_...allsign=WHPTFM (http://streaming.theboneonline.com/_players/coxradio/index.php?callsign=WHPTFM)
http://provisioning.streamtheworld.c.../WHPTFMAAC.pls (http://provisioning.streamtheworld.com/pls/WHPTFMAAC.pls)

[Chob]

you wasted to much time with the period and capitalization
I'm OCD about keeping somewhat proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation. It's a curse.

[Chob]

Everyone post in the thread for the non-Bubba Army Radio show in the wrong forum. Just because.

http://www.kingbubba.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2916

[Chob]

you wasted to much time with the period and capitalization
"Too much time." :jj:

[milkman]

That extra O cost you Chobbles. :jj:

[SJ]

http://kingbubba.com/testmeup/wakaba/src/1335216830548.gif
:rofl:

:crylol:

[milkman]

Man, the cowhead listeners are fuckin bright aren't they. :jj:

[milkman]

I'd rather listen to hayslett than Cowhead..his fuckin voice is annoying as fuck.

[SJ]

can't wait for 7 now :jj:

anyone calling in to wish spice good luck?

[1c]

can't wait for 7 now :jj:

anyone calling in to wish spice good luck?

Guessing the phone lines will be packed tonight, Although If Tuddle is answering the phones, Guess a guy might have a chance :dontknow:

[iobane]

God this replay is great.

[SJ]

werd

[iobane]

Charges filed for the Bp oil spill.

[SJ]

damn how long ago was that?

[iobane]

2 years.

[NeTaS]

:lobby:

[iobane]

I forget what the statute of limitations is for littering.

[Chob]

Can't anyone get high like a normal person anymore?

[SJ]

Can't anyone get high like a normal person anymore?
too mainstream

:hipster:

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/KZDsT.jpg

[Chob]

http://i.imgur.com/KZDsT.jpg
:haha:

[Chob]

I wondered how long it would take for jenkem to come up.

[Chob]

Fox News Reports on Jenkem - YouTube

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/p1X0I.gif

[Chob]

LOL @ that caller. Taking firearm advice from Shannon Burke is like taking dieting advice from Bubba. :lol:

[iobane]

Today's prize winner:
chris Godfrey (http://www.arrestcentral.com/christopher-daniel-godfrey-2/)

[iobane]

Walk that back Shannon, what it a kid gets their hands on that gun.

[iobane]

Pepper spray would be fine.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

LOL @ that caller. Taking firearm advice from Shannon Burke is like taking dieting advice from Bubba. :lol:

:crylol:

[Chob]

Gun check girl. Awesome concept.

[ch3cooh]

is this more listener programmed music?

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Yep

[ch3cooh]

This going to be a great weekly gag. Who can pick the gayest music after winning where the fuck is rick.

[Chob]

My favorite is still higher than giraffe nuts.

[ch3cooh]

My favorite: rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps.

:beer2:

[SJ]

hey milk

[iobane]

Dirtier than a black man's pants at a klan rally.

Sober as a priest on Sunday.

Sweating more than a retard eating hot wings.

[SJ]

I only wear poloo shirts

[SJ]

and lee vise jeans

[iobane]

Happier than pigs in shit.

[milkman]

That would be a cool job.."I'm here to collect on your liver" :getsome:

:jj:

[SJ]

That would be a cool job.."I'm here to collect on your liver" :getsome:

:jj:
they made a movie about that

[Ski Lo]

:wtf:

WTF is up wit dis shitty music?!?!?!:nuts:

[Chob]

:wtf:

WTF is up wit dis shitty music?!?!?!:nuts:
Listener selections.

[ch3cooh]

CM this is what happens when you let a bunch of ball busters win the chance to program the music

[Chob]

Is video game music eligible? :bigthink:

[iobane]

YouTube is fair game apparently.


I'm going to throw them a bone and suggest dancing mad when I win.

[Chob]

Colin Brady is the archetype of the asspained Boston fan.

[Chob]

YouTube is fair game apparently.


I'm going to throw them a bone and suggest dancing mad when I win.
Oh shit. I was thinking the same exact thing. :kefka:

[iobane]

Sage in training.

[iobane]

Definitely would utilize ocremix.org

[Chob]

I'd throw in an extended Strains of Insanity just for the reaction.

[iobane]

Some Rick astley for good measure.

[Chob]

OCR00601: Chrono Trigger 'Ruined World (Eternal Derelict)' OC ReMix [A Desolate World] - YouTube

[iobane]

Then top it off with du hast.

[ch3cooh]

If I ever win my 3 songs will be:
Jason Boland and The Stragglers - If I Ever Get Back to Oklahoma
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishin in the Dark
Brooks & Dunn - Neon Moon

[milkman]

Then top it off with du hast.

They just played here on Sat, but the wife didn't want to go. I hear they put on an awesome pyro show.

[milkman]

Well, let's hope you don't win ch. :jj:

[Chob]

They just played here on Sat, but the wife didn't want to go. I hear they put on an awesome pyro show.
I'm jelly. They're not coming anywhere near here.

[iobane]

Emptier than the chamber of the gun on Shannon burke's nightstand.

[Ski Lo]

Anyone hear the rumor that Hootie banged Heather in Bubba's bed and there are pictures/movies of the alleged event?

[Ski Lo]

And they looked like rotten bananas..





Just saying..:jj:

[iobane]

Anyone seen the thread dedicated to the images of hootie in that bed?

[milkman]

Anyone seen the thread dedicated to the images of hootie in that bed?

Is that live?

[SJ]

Anyone seen the thread dedicated to the images of hootie in that bed?
here?

yes...


has cm?

apparently not :jj:

[Chob]

I could've sworn initial reports had that woman as being a TNA employee.

[SJ]

THAT"S who it reminds me of!

That fucking dark haired latino from TNA!


rosario or something?

NOW it makes sense!

[Chob]

THAT"S who it reminds me of!

That fucking dark haired latino from TNA!


rosario or something?

NOW it makes sense!
You mean Rosita?

[SJ]

You mean Rosita?
ftfy..

[Ski Lo]

Anyone seen the thread dedicated to the images of hootie in that bed?

:jj:

Just now..



Has Bubba talk bout Hogan at all lately?


Someone should ask BL the last time Bubba talked Hogan.Or talked about him..

[Chob]

:jj:

Just now..



Has Bubba talk bout Hogan at all lately?


Someone should ask BL the last time Bubba talked Hogan.Or talked about him..
I didn't hear it come up.

[milkman]

Today, yesterday..take ur pick CM.

[Chob]

Bubba did mention him in terms of being on the on air crew but said Hogan would never get up that early and do it, nor would he be able to afford him.

[The Butler]

Afternoon folks.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup Butler.

:beer2:

[Lerch]

hey.

[milkman]

Sup Lerch

:beer2:

[ch3cooh]

I think my parents used me losing a tooth as an excuse to get rid of spare change. I would get like 3 bucks in nickles and dimes

[The Butler]

Someone "enhanced" the pics.

http://i41.tinypic.com/f3djr6.jpg

[milkman]

Yeah right. These people. :rolleyes:

Ludlow Lebron ‏ @LudlowLebron

Fester from the MJ morning show replaces Spice Boy. http://www.radio-info.com/news/tampas-bone-moves-fester-to-mornings-with-bubba

Retweeted by Filsfan

[Chob]

Someone "enhanced" the pics.

http://i41.tinypic.com/f3djr6.jpg
I saw that earlier. :jj: Zyro makes some good shit.

[milkman]

Must have been a dead fuck.

[The Butler]

What's a Fester?

[Chob]

Radio-Info takes some random person's post from their boards and makes it a story. Well done.

[ch3cooh]

Wasn't fester the one that burned the van down with the turkey fryer on MJ?

[milkman]

Like it says, used to be on MJ. Yeah I think so Ch

[Chob]

Wait...so there's two Festers now or is Brent leaving too? :lol:

[SJ]

:lighter:

[Chob]

He seems like an alright guy from when Bubba had him on.

[Lerch]

i would have picked scorpions wind of change. :jj:

[Chob]

I'm skeptical they'd hire anyone that would require a decent amount of money at this rate.

[ch3cooh]

If I had $300mm lying around I would fly around the moon tomorrow

[ch3cooh]

sub-orbital is still space and if you disagree old man Alan Shephard will whip your ass

[Chob]

If I had $300mm lying around I would fly around the moon tomorrow
I'd pass. It could never live up to how cool A Trip to the Moon and that Smashing Pumpkins video make it look.

[milkman]

I wouldn't do anything involving the fuckin Russians.

[Chob]

Rick needs to come back from break with "Planet Caravan."

[milkman]

There is no more breaks.

[milkman]

I knew Colin was wrong at that..commercial flights fly up about 33,000ft. "I'm a dumb ass" :colin:

[Chob]

There is no more breaks.
Oh.

[ch3cooh]

The CEO of my company went to public high school, and a state college. Now he's worth well north of $100mm

[double_b]

The CEO of my company went to public high school, and a state college. Now he's worth well north of $100mm

cause he made things happen instead of sitting around waiting for things to happen like most of society

[ch3cooh]

ding ding ding

Bought some old oil wells with a credit card and now is the head of a company that makes ~10,000 bbls of oil a day and 100 million cubic feet of natural gas a day

[milkman]

Yeah, everyone wants to be rich and successful..but very few want to put in the effort it takes to actually be there. They want it handed to them. And nowadays..they expect it to be handed to them.

[ch3cooh]

Millionaires don't have to give somebody the shirt off their back. They can afford to buy the guy a shirt

[ch3cooh]

Also the guy I was talking about gives out an unreal amount of money every year through his charity.

[PissJug]

Mad Monkey Thread?

[Ski Lo]

That was some BULLSHIT!

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

There are 2.2 million farms in the US.

[milkman]

Can't have slaves, can't use ur kids..what the fuck are farmers supposed to do? Hire illegals?

[iobane]

Or legals, I kinda want to see the beef to this law though.

[iobane]

Haha it's a proposal from the agribusiness lobby for a policy change, has to go through congress first I believe. It won't fly.

[Lerch]

hey.

[iobane]

And it looks like its kinda specific on what tasks they can't perform, not a complete ban.

[The Butler]

http://i.imgur.com/91QbX.jpg

[milkman]

Sup Lerch

:beer2: