Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 4/16/2012)

[Chob]

We'll keep having these until Shannon goes into landscaping. :munch:

[Lerch]

knowing the weather is much more suited to landscaping than radio anyways. ;D

[milkman]

Myellow.

:beer2:

[iobane]

Mr. Deeds knew it as soon as Shannon said ninja.

[FishMuskys]

Good Afternoon! It's fuckin' snowin' up here. I gotta go put my longjohns on if I'm gonna get anything done outside.

[milkman]

Damn Fish..snow?

[milkman]

YES..Rays win one finally. :woot:

[Lerch]

YES..Rays win one finally. :woot:

Shields was the man. The Umpire is a douchebag.

[milkman]

Fuck it Lerch..we'll take it. Especially on "Patriots" day. :D

[1c]

You don't save blow for another time. Don't work that way :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Damn Fish..snow?

Yep. 3" up north where I was gonna go smeltin'. Windy and snow all day. On a lighter note--I got laid since my last post.:D

[1c]

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Hey Fish, Great sweep er I mean series this weekend:jj:

[FishMuskys]

Brizzutal!

[iobane]

40 bucks.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Hey Yo

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Thank god when I was an MP I never had to look at dude's dongs during urinanalysis.

[FishMuskys]

:spliff:

[1c]

Thank god when I was an MP I never had to look at dude's dongs during urinanalysis.

Sj is trying to sign up for the Army as we speak.
That job is all him.. :lol:
Sup Cpt?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sj is trying to sign up for the Army as we speak.
That job is all him.. :lol:
Sup Cpt?

Not much 1C, you guys get any snow up there?
Here it's in the 80's BTW :grin:

[FishMuskys]

There is really a flashlight that can sniff out alcohol or weed? That's some bullshit!

[1c]

Not much 1C, you guys get any snow up there?
Here it's in the 80's BTW :grin:

Got a foot in Aspen yesterday, I'm over it..
Nice weather due back soon.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Okay guys I'm out for a bit.

[FishMuskys]

I see Lasker is in N. Carolina pimpin' the solo-bag.

[1c]

Okay guys I'm out for a bit.

Late Cpt.

[FishMuskys]

Jive Talkin'!! 'bout time they play a good tune.

[Lerch]

dude is jive talking thru a feeding tube as we speak.

[FishMuskys]

dude is jive talking thru a feeding tube as we speak.

While being givin' a shotgun of some fine herbs.

[ch3cooh]

Colin's ridiculously complicated tattoo is as retarded as his ridiculously complicated drink order

[Lerch]

hahaha colin will be the 1st person to tattoo ads onto his body for free shit.

[Lerch]

stuart smalley.

[FishMuskys]

Tryin' out for the Broncos cheer-leading crew, 1C?

[Lerch]

guy sounds like the broncos cheerleader who works here.

[FishMuskys]

:colin:

[milkman]

1C is the Cpt of the Broncos cheerleaders.

[ch3cooh]

lol "pigs lust?'

"no criggslust!"

"ohhhhh craigslist"

[Lerch]

the alamo is awesome because ozzy pissed on it.

[FishMuskys]

lol "pigs lust?'

"no criggslust!"

"ohhhhh craigslist"

:haha: No shit! That was funny. Couldn't understand a single word that dude said.

[SJ]

afternoon everyone

[milkman]

Sup SJ.

[FishMuskys]

the alamo is awesome because ozzy pissed on it.

I was there 2 years ago. Should've asked someone where the stain is.:jj:

[milkman]

I don't understand all the hate for Tebow. Damn, he is a good kid. :idk:

[milkman]

Pretty funny people hate on someone so much just cuz they want to be a good person.

[FishMuskys]

I don't understand all the hate for Tebow. Damn, he is a good kid. :idk:

Kinda like the Jeff Gordon hate years ago. I like the guy. Why can't he become a better quarterback? Fucker cost me vcash because he couldn't complete more than 12 passes.

[FishMuskys]

afternoon everyone

Hey Man! How's the weather over there?

[milkman]

Kinda like the Jeff Gordon hate years ago. I like the guy. Why can't he become a better quarterback? Fucker cost me vcash because he couldn't complete more than 12 passes.

You should have bet the other way..then you would have won. :jj:

Jeff Gordon's a fag! :jj:

[Lerch]

Tim Tebow comes across as a little too good to be true.

[SJ]

Hey Man! How's the weather over there?
windy... and with all this football talk it's kinda gay out too :jj:

[milkman]

Tim Tebow comes across as a little too good to be true.

With what he does in his off time..I don't think so. I don't agree with his religious bullshit..but he walks the walk.

[FishMuskys]

You should have bet the other way..then you would have won. :jj:

Jeff Gordon's a fag! :jj:

12 Fuckin' completions...Would it kill ya? And Jeff Gordon's a fag!:jj:

[ch3cooh]

I love how everyone is now so jaded that when someone genuine comes along people believe he has to be fake.

[SJ]

I love how everyone is now so jaded that when someone genuine comes along people believe he has to be fake.
I'm not jaded - sports suck

[Lerch]

I love how everyone is now so jaded that when someone genuine comes along people believe he has to be fake.

Same thing happened 2012 years ago. Shit won't change. :D

[FishMuskys]

Tim Tebow is very genuine. He's a great guy---Just can't complete 12 fuckin' passes in an NFL game that he is paid millions to play. I'm lookin' forward to what his role will be with the Jets.

[SJ]

hey it's milk's favorite song

[milkman]

Tim Tebow is very genuine. He's a great guy---Just can't complete 12 fuckin' passes in an NFL game that he is paid millions to play. I'm lookin' forward to what his role will be with the Jets.

Well, he completed 1 in OT that Steelers fans are still cryin about. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Well, he completed 1 in OT that Steelers fans are still cryin about. :jj:

That was a nice pass!

[FishMuskys]

hey it's milk's favorite song

Who is this?

[Lerch]

Tim Tebow is very genuine. He's a great guy---Just can't complete 12 fuckin' passes in an NFL game that he is paid millions to play. I'm lookin' forward to what his role will be with the Jets.

Right now he's the Chaplain.

[milkman]

hey it's milk's favorite song

I'm dancin around me garage! :woot:

:jj:

[milkman]

Yeah Rick..but Ryan Leaf had no dedication at all and was a crackhead. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

Rick comparing Ryan Leaf to Tim Tebow. Never mind that Ryan Leaf is a pill popping head case.

[SJ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this show has been "benny'd"

mute city

[FishMuskys]

No shit, Milk. Rick gets a little uppity sometimes.

[milkman]

Damn..Monica Crowley still looks fuckin hawt. :spooge:

[SJ]

someone should tweet this to the show:

Lose 20 Pounds In 10 Days By Eating Through Your Nose
Sure…seems perfectly safe and reasonable. The K-E diet will help you lose an obscene amount of weight in an even more obscene amount of time. The catch? You have to walk around with a tube up your nose — a tube that feeds you a constant drip of protein and fat — for the entire 10 days. Also, it gives you bad breath and constipation

[ch3cooh]

Another Rick/Colin tendency that gets annoying.

1. Tim Tebow is a christian
2. Tim Tebow is not a very good QB
3. Therefore, Tim Tebow must be a phony and a bad person

QED

[FishMuskys]

It's all marketing. The Jets are gonna make a shitload off of Tebow's brand. He'll get a couple of QB sneaks and he'll be a hero. Jets still miss the playoffs though.

[ch3cooh]

One of us should win this and pick 3 Brooks and Dunn songs

[Lerch]

It's all marketing. The Jets are gonna make a shitload off of Tebow's brand. He'll get a couple of QB sneaks and he'll be a hero. Jets still miss the playoffs though.

This scenario is awesome, hope it comes true.

[FishMuskys]

One of us should win this and pick 3 Brooks and Dunn songs

I was thinkin' the same thing--only some old country. Pre-1970.:jj:

[FishMuskys]

Didn't I just read about this diet somewhere?:bigthink:

[Lerch]

can this thing be hooked up to a keg?

[SJ]

proof people who play baseball are fucking idiots

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steroids made chris benoit go crazy and kill his family - yet this fucking douchebag is still breathing why???????????????????????????

[milkman]

can this thing be hooked up to a keg?

:brofist:

[Lerch]

you just caught on to jose canseco's mad tweets?

[SJ]

Didn't I just read about this diet somewhere?:bigthink:
O_O

I could so produce these shows :jj:

[SJ]

you just caught on to jose canseco's mad tweets?
yeah I don't do twitter much and I really don't care what some retired old ding dong is doing

[NeTaS]

canseco is a no good yellow bellied loser rat bastard ;D

[NeTaS]

hello all

[SJ]

you know what else is funny - we scooped robin "mad cackle" quivers on that story about the chick getting pregnant at the rock concert

[milkman]

Sup netas.

[Lerch]

jose is a human trainwreck. must follow.

[SJ]

hello all
afternoon netas

[FishMuskys]

O_O

I could so produce these shows :jj:

:bigclap: That was a good call. Funny how it came up so soon.

[iobane]

Get ready to hear the best of nobuo uematsu during tomorrow's breaks.

[NeTaS]

89 degrees here today,and I was in an attic uhg

[milkman]

You need to get a basement job Netas. Talk to SJ. :jj:

[NeTaS]

ohh snap :smug:

[FishMuskys]

ohh snap :smug:

Just thought the same thing!:lol:

[iobane]

Overdrive ostrich is the meanest ostrich ive ever seen.

[SJ]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Lerch]

:suicide:

[FishMuskys]

Doesn't Florida have a Best Buy or Office Max? Come on Rick! Stop at the fuckin' store and buy some cd's.

[Lerch]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Paranormal-Activity-DVD-cover-570x807.jpg

I tried to chop colin coming into the room, but he's downstairs raiding the refrigerator.

[milkman]

I've seen ghosts a couple of times. Wife swears she sees one here..I tell her just to tell it to go to sleep.

[FishMuskys]

:jj:

[FishMuskys]

This dude's voice is shaky when he tells the story. I believe him.

[NeTaS]

sorry don't believe in ghosts :nuts:

[milkman]

Wait til you get locked in an attic netas..you will then. :shifty:

[FishMuskys]

Yeah! Bury these assholes Shannon.

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:cheers:

[Lerch]

If Tebow had a recipe for a kick ass steak, Shannon would call him out.

[FishMuskys]

Shannon's gonna blow when this shitty audio fails.

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

I seen this yesterday,it looked meh

[FishMuskys]

If Tebow had a recipe for a kick ass steak, Shannon would call him out.

He's pro-Tebow. Rick and Colin on the otherhand...not so much. Unless it's free--then you got Colin's attention.

[NeTaS]

jesus colin is culturally challenged :lol:

[Lerch]

jesus colin is culturally challenged :lol:

Yeah, why say you're from Boston when you know nothing about it?

[milkman]

Yeah, why say you're from Boston when you know nothing about it?

Umm..that question answers itself. :jj:

[Lerch]

Umm..that question answers itself. :jj:

If you were like colin your kids would be named Ice and House.

[milkman]

If is a huge 2 letter word. :jj:

[Lerch]

Freebird

[Lerch]

i laughed when spice made fun of snoop calling a hologram his nigga.

[Lerch]

can't pop a cap in a hologram.

[milkman]

No..but you can take out the bulb on their ass.

[Lerch]

these dubstep freaks won't care if it's a hologram. i'd rather see a band. real people.

[The Butler]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-vaiFJH9xECo/TzvEXIlcP3I/AAAAAAAAF44/cJfLrLMw_Jc/s248/72.gif

[milkman]

:haha: I'm gonna have to try that with me dog next time we have sghetti.

[FishMuskys]

Anybody on hold?

[milkman]

Not I

[FishMuskys]

Stonehedge

[milkman]

Great Wall of Chinkville

[1c]

:beer2:

[Spaz]

Akiras vagina !?!

[milkman]

1C, Spaz!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Akira's vag..:jj:

[Spaz]

Whats up milkamania !?! and 1C

[The Butler]

Cerne Abbas

http://www.sacred-destinations.com/england/images/cerne-abbas/giant/cerne-abas-giant-c-sacredsites.jpg

[milkman]

London bridge

[milkman]

Damn, Butler got it.

[ch3cooh]

Please tell me that was one of you fucks

[The Butler]

;D

[Lerch]

He's good with the bats and balls.

[milkman]

That was you on the phone B?

[The Butler]

Not it.

[The Butler]

Google the dimensions.

[milkman]

Didn't think so.

[Lerch]

Google the dimensions.

That clue was wrong, it's not 160 feet 'high'. Rick is high. :jj:

[Lerch]

Cancel Tom Petty Day, who gives a fack?

[Spaz]

So what was the deal with the landscape tweets ?

[milkman]

Didn't hear him mention anything about it. :idk:

[Lerch]

i think he was just sending a signal to blind james for some weed. he's been thanking quite a few people for it.

[Lerch]

or maybe someone on twitter would swing by and cut his lawn, just throwing shit out there.

[Lerch]

titty.

[iobane]

Shit callers this hours.

[Lerch]

hey faggot bruce wid da mad notes.

[ch3cooh]

HAHAHAHAHA god dammit Butler I had forgotten about this guy

[iobane]

Isn't wagyu literally "japanese Cow"

[milkman]

Afternoon peeps.

:beer2:

[ch3cooh]

lol is it me or did they really turn down the music this time?

[milkman]

Definitely had to turn me stereo down when that first Faggot Bruce song came on when I was coming home.

Not something you want cranked in ur car. :jj:

[ch3cooh]

still got that passion
passion for the mashin

:lol:

[milkman]

I had forgotten all about this faggot shit since Bubba played yrs ago. Damn it. :lol:

[milkman]

What a dumb motherfucker to have all them kids. Typical football player.

[Lerch]

What a dumb motherfucker to have all them kids. Typical football player.

I was out of the room, is this Antonio Cromartie?

[milkman]

Yep..that be the nigga lerch.

[The Butler]

Afternoon ev'rybody.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

Anniversary today. 25 years with the agency.

[milkman]

Damn B..you started when you were 35? :jj:

Congrats man, did you get anything? I just passed 10 at work and got a whole $100 gift card.

[The Butler]

I'm not quite that old. Get 5 weeks of vaca a year now.

[milkman]

They fuckin changed our vaca plan. I thought at 10 I would get 4 weeks, now it is fuckin 11 yrs. bastards. :getsome:

[RS]

That was me who tweeted in asking for the Colin tax prep update....however Shannon probably isn't comfortable to say "Rhythmic Slapping just tweeted in..."

[The Butler]

http://twitpic.com/show/large/9b0ho2

[ch3cooh]

SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[milkman]

that has to be a spoof B right? If not..what a fuckin joke. :jj:

[The Butler]

That's the real book cover.

[Ski Lo]

That dude is a homo.....:rolleyes:

[milkman]

What a douchebag.

[milkman]

Pilot of the year right here. :jj:

[Chob]

Titty.

[milkman]

Fuck this day is lagging..but only a half hr to go. :D

[BlindLawrence]

Here we go!

[Chob]

Heh. Where does Shannon find these people?

[Chob]

"Rizzo's fingernails are too long." :jj:

[Chob]

http://www.kingbubba.com/imagehost/images/75dead_forums.gif

[SJ]

yeah that helps

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

myellow

[Chob]

myellow
:denzil:

[SJ]

myellow
afternoon Cpt - what's new?

[SJ]

shit I'll be back - I gotta head home

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Sup Chob y SJ

[Chob]

Sup Chob y SJ
I'm considering moving to Florida and seeing if there's any night time talk shows that are hiring. :bigthink:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I'm considering moving to Florida and seeing if there's any night time talk shows that are hiring. :bigthink:

Rumor has it the fatman might be down a man too here soon :tin

[Chob]

Rumor has it the fatman might be down a man too here soon :tin
Not like the two are related or anything. :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Not like the two are related or anything. :jj:

Noooo of course not :whistle:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Racist Canadian White girl... SJ PM that girl quick!!!!!!!! :jj:

[Chob]

This would be a great elaborate troll job. :jj:

Looks like Drew Garabo is getting the midday slot going by his last tweet.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Drew Garabo :meh:

[Chob]

Well, it tells us we might have a new night time alternative to listen to.

[milkman]

Myellow..home! :woot:

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Well, it tells us we might have a new night time alternative to listen to.

Either way, I'll be glued to the radio awaiting this HUGE announcement.:lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Myellow..home! :woot:

:beer2:

Hey Bro!

[milkman]

Yo Cpt, how goes it?

[milkman]

Who hasn't smoked sherms? :idk:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yo Cpt, how goes it?

Livin the dream my friend.

[milkman]

hospital right now in Tx is under invest for not hiring fatties.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hospital right now in Tx is under invest for not hiring fatties.

I have no problem with a company not wanting to hire fatties or smokers. Both are huge drains on health insurance.

[Chob]

No offense to our glorious leader, but smokers in general piss me off. Then again, there's really not that many people that don't piss me off in one way or another.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

No offense to our glorious leader, but smokers in general piss me off. Then again, there's really not that many people that don't piss me off in one way or another.

:brofist:

[milkman]

Hey..fuck both of you! :jj:

[Chob]

Sorry, I just really hate the smell of that shit. It used to make me gag when I caught the first whiff of it. Now not so much.

[milkman]

I hear ya..does the same to me sometimes..even as a smoker. I really need to quit again.

[milkman]

Scared straight was a good program/show.

[milkman]

They have a weekend program here for teens. Works on about 50%..didn't phase my wifes daughter, but she just kept getting away with shit anyhow.

[NeTaS]

you ever see the women's version,those chicks were scary

[Chob]

Those bitches are crazy.

[milkman]

Sup netas, yep..those were good shows. I wouldn't want to be locked up with them bitches. :jj:

[milkman]

Breaking news...Dick Clark dead.

[NeTaS]

wow didn't think that would ever happen

[Chob]

Holy shit.

[Chob]

This audio is crap.

[Chob]

Good info right here. :munch:

[milkman]

Altered States was a great movie..nuthin to do with this, but she said some kind of altered state.

[iobane]

Dick Clark dead, saw that coming.

[milkman]

Dick Clarks been dead as long as McMahon..he just didn't realize it. :jj:

[SJ]

vince isn't dead ;D

[iobane]

Ninja edit best edit.

[iobane]

Avengers will be the largest step forward for the majority of the world adopting whedonism.

[SJ]

Ninja edit best edit.
edit log is best log file ;D

[milkman]

So she says she needs proof of aliens..but she is a Catholic? bwahahaha

[Chob]

I GUESS OLD KID'S AN ALIEN, TOO, HUH??? - YouTube

[Chob]

Barely related, but I never get to post Zim stuff so deal w/it.

[Chob]

I wish Colin or Rick would pull a Fred Norris and play this under her call.
Doctor Who Theme Tune 1963-1969 by Ron Grainer and Delia Derbyshire - YouTube

[iobane]

edit log is best log file ;D

Well yes if you wanted to cheat.

[SJ]

Well yes if you wanted to cheat.
3 week trivia champ!

[Chob]

"That's science fiction." I genuinely lol'ed at that.

[Chob]

Shannon and Jay Thomas must use the same source for guests.

[iobane]

You have to be able to traverse the 5th dimension if you wish to enter a parallel 3rd dimension, but in order to do that you'd have to first be able to control you or own traversing along the 4th dimension, time.

[iobane]

That's not technically science fiction, being able to traverse it at will is.

[milkman]

Or take shrooms. :D

[Lerch]

hey.

[SJ]

sup lerch

[Lerch]

i bet this lady makes the best brownies.

[Ski Lo]

This lady don't wanna get off the fucking phone.....:jj:

[ch3cooh]

what the fuck is this broad babbling on about?

[NeTaS]

hey.

:wave2:

[milkman]

Sup CM, Lerch, CH

:beer2:

[iobane]

I mean, if it were possible you'd be the equivalent of a god.

But generally youd have to be high to consider the possibilities without getting a headache.

[Chob]

what the fuck is this broad babbling on about?
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz0f657gu31qhvtgno1_400.jpg

[The Butler]

Hey now.

:cheers:

[Lerch]

she's currently knitting socks for the aliens.

[Ski Lo]

Sup CM, Lerch, CH

:beer2:

Sup mang?!?:wave2:

[Ski Lo]

Dick Clark died?!?!?!?!?!?

[SJ]

Dick Clark died?!?!?!?!?!?
yessir

[milkman]

Sup Butler

:beer2:

[The Butler]

How can Dick Clark have died. Stern isn't on vacation.

[iobane]

She was basically saying aliens would be able to mindfuck us.

[Ski Lo]

Damn!




Didn't see that coming..

[Lerch]

did dick clark shake to death?