Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 4/16/2012)

[SJ]

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[SJ]

this topic is way too serious for 4/20

[milkman]

Yeah, usually at most a bond hearing is used to determine flight risk, and that is about it.

[SJ]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

some asshole scammer just called me and said

"hello sir we are getting reports that your windows computer is infected with virus"

I said

"really? my windows computer eh? let me ask you - how did windows get installed on my Macintosh? OH - do you mean my other computer? The one I run linux on?"

buddy just stuttered and hung up quicktime

[SJ]

that made my day :lol:

fucking assholes

[milkman]

:haha: You should have led him on..then pulled that. :D

[SJ]

:haha: You should have led him on..then pulled that. :D
I wanted to tell him that I'm reporting him to the authorities for illegal practices :jj:

[milkman]

What a despicable cunt. Sen boxer-Vote Obama if you are a self respecting human. Fuck off you socialist liberal fuckin cunt. How's that for self respect. :getsome:

[SJ]

time for some celebrating

[milkman]

I'll have to settle for :rattler: + :beer2: = :420wave:

[SJ]

inb4 fanny pack anal boom

[SJ]

I'm so sick of this travon shit

[milkman]

You and me both. Fuck it..another one bites the dust..move on. There have prolly been 100 or so black kids killed by other black kids since then, where's the hype? NO ONE CARES!

[milkman]

B/V..He's so calm, cool, and collective, he captivated the courtroom. B/V :lol:

[SJ]

shannon has forgot about that new law that says you can be charged for breaking american laws in other countries

[iobane]

Should have Tom mabe'd that scammer.

[milkman]

Bullshit, just like in the military, regardless of where you are in the world, you are still accountable under US laws..period.

[SJ]

Should have Tom mabe'd that scammer.
???

[iobane]

Uh, yeah no milk just no.

[milkman]

No what? Quit wind talking.

[iobane]

Tom mabe is a comedian with 4 burn land lines that he basically has put out in every piece of spam and information selling services he can find. He sits and waits to answer them, then he fucks with them when they call.

Like his most famous one is one where he tells the marketer that mr mabe was murdered and he just called a crime scene.

[SJ]

race-baiters?

that like jerking off asian style?

[SJ]

Tom mabe is a comedian with 4 burn land lines that he basically has put out in every piece of spam and information selling services he can find. He sits and waits to answer them, then he fucks with them when they call.

Like his most famous one is one where he tells the marketer that mr mabe was murdered and he just called a crime scene.
so he does the same thing florentine and paul giamatti did with "terrorizing telemarketers"???

[iobane]

No what? Quit wind talking.

Us cant claim their law as sovereign on foreign soil on their own. Or else being a refugee or emigrant is worthless.

[milkman]

Us cant claim their law as sovereign on foreign soil on their own. Or else being a refugee or emigrant is worthless.

Bullshit..if you are in the Military or on Federal Government assignment, you are still under US laws, and can and will be charged if they so wish.

And with the Patriot Act, I believe that was extended to any US citizens, but may not be correct on that.

[iobane]

Kinda but he also did it to other entities like the government.

[iobane]

Bullshit..if you are in the Military or on Federal Government assignment, you are still under US laws, and can and will be charged if they so wish.

And with the Patriot Act, I believe that was extended to any US citizens, but may not be correct on that.

Military yes, citizens no, but the military would come under military tribunal and mp. Refugees and emigrants arent military.

The "extension" to the patriot act, I think I told you guys about it a few months ago. The crimes were still to be under civilian court and by federal prosecutors, but that hasn't come out of committee from
What I remember.

[milkman]

Military yes, citizens no, but the military would come under military tribunal and mp. Refugees and emigrants arent military.

The "extension" to the patriot act, I think I told you guys about it a few months ago. The crimes were still to be under civilian court and by federal prosecutors, but that hasn't come out of committee from
What I remember.

Military can be brought under all 3. The UCMJ, the laws of the country, and US federal laws. Civilian gov contractors can be brought under the countries local laws and Federal laws. Seen it happen first hand.

Like I said, I am not sure on regular citizens, I know they were trying to do that, specifically bringing terror charges under Federal law to US citizens in foreign countries.

[The Butler]

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[SJ]

:lol:

sup b

[iobane]

Every entity you have mention is an entity associated with the us government or military. Contractors on behalf of either are not civilian. None have been civilian.

[SJ]

ITT: Bane and Milk bring down our buzz :rofl:

[milkman]

Shit, back in the day in Mexico, you could get chicks all the time with just a glimmer of hope you would bring them to the states. Of course, I wouldn't go to Mexico at all anymore, cept maybe like Cruise port towns.

[milkman]

Every entity you have mention is an entity associated with the us government or military. Contractors on behalf of either are not civilian. None have been civilian.

Well, that is what I originally said..in response to Shannon saying that Secret Service in a foreign country are NOT under US federal law..they are.

[iobane]

Id go to Mexico if I wanted to play sunset riders in 3d.

[milkman]

ITT: Bane and Milk bring down our buzz :rofl:

My :rattler: + :beer2: buzz doesn't die that easily! :jj:

NOOOOOOO Charlie!

[SJ]

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[SJ]

fuck sam simon

[SJ]

I wish as spice's last move he got rid of sam and gave us Tuddle back :jj:

fanny pack boom sam!

[SJ]

:jiggly:

[Chob]

I wish as spice's last move he got rid of sam and gave us Tuddle back :jj:

fanny pack boom sam!
Bubba and Brent would've put him right back.

[SJ]

I'm surprised they played this song instead of cypress hill...

[SJ]

or even that smoking on hay song

[milkman]

I'm wondering how long IO will continue to play Happy Hour mercials. :jj:

[SJ]

is this like a 420 concert?

[SJ]

I'm wondering how long IO will continue to play Happy Hour mercials. :jj:
couple months :jj:

[iobane]

Until they make a promo for Tara talk Tuesday's.

[milkman]

Would be nice to see the connection stats on IO for when Shannon goes off and fuckwad Sam comes on. Nosedive willy I would bet.

[iobane]

So if the PD of radioio leaves, does that mean the assistant director gets promoted?

[milkman]

Id go to Mexico if I wanted to play sunset riders in 3d.

Don't know what that game is, but if it has to do with flying bullets, you prolly could. :D

[SJ]

Until they make a promo for Tara talk Tuesday's.
THIS IS A SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE COMMITTEE OF INDIVIDUALS WHO WANT TO BRING BACK TUDDLE...



PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD - LET TUDDLE HAVE THE HAPPY HOUR SLOT

[Chob]

So if the PD of radioio leaves, does that mean the assistant director gets promoted?
That's what I was wondering.

[SJ]

So if the PD of radioio leaves, does that mean the assistant director gets promoted?
who's the assistant pd? Pantera? :lol:

[milkman]

So if the PD of radioio leaves, does that mean the assistant director gets promoted?

Well, apparently Bubba said he was going to do part of the PD duties...hell, he doesn't even know who's on. :lol:

[SJ]

bubba said he's gonna take over the PD duties...

[iobane]

Rick is the assistant PD.

[SJ]

chron iger?

chron?

:lol:

[milkman]

Rick is the assistant PD.

I tweeted that and asked Spice and Rick both..no response. :idk:

[milkman]

Hopefully Charlie has a blowout and has no spare tire and can't make it in. :D

[SJ]

aw common

charlie is awesome

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Charlies awesome milk u just hate everything

[milkman]

Charlies awesome milk u just hate everything

Not at all..just him on this show. He annoys the shit out of me.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Your like Ludlow Jr over there :lol:

[SJ]

charlie is awesome

wait...

did I say that already?


oooo look cookies

[SJ]

Afternoon Sinister

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Shity cold raining day here it really blows I can't wait to get drunk later I need some booze in me

[milkman]

Sin, I think you inhaled to much poison today and are delirious. :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Maybe I did get some in my.mouth this morning :lol:

[SJ]

O_O

[milkman]

I also thought hair follicle test could go back years as well. :idk:

[milkman]

Maybe I did get some in my.mouth this morning :lol:

Well, you definitely need some alc to cleanse ur system. :D

:beer2:

[The Butler]

Well, apparently Bubba said he was going to do part of the PD duties...hell, he doesn't even know who's on. :lol:

Who is he going to ask "What's on tonight?"?

[The Butler]

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[iobane]

Lol put the schedule on the wall with spice's face on it.

[milkman]

Who is he going to ask "What's on tonight?"?

He'll still text Spice, and Spice will ignore him. :lol:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Well, you definitely need some alc to cleanse ur system. :D

:beer2:

I agree I feel like rum sounds good today a hole bottle of capt should do the trick

[NeTaS]

God Dam Alcy's :jj:

[milkman]

I agree I feel like rum sounds good today a hole bottle of capt should do the trick

hmmm, I haven't had any rum in a while..might have to ask the wife to get me some on her way home. I love the Bacardi Watermelon rum. So good straight. :D

[milkman]

Well, except all the Rum Runners I had last weekend, but I meant rum at home. :D

[SJ]

kinda related

I heard today up here the whiskey sales have been declining to vodka and rum

so they are making pre-mixed whiskey and ginger or cola drinka you can grab in like a six pack...

this won't be good :jj:

[NeTaS]

I used to buy jim beam and coke in a can shit in the early 90's

[iobane]

Marketing for chicks.

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

That sounds good milk.I.never herdof that I usually go with capt Morgan's I love that shit I can drink it like water

[milkman]

I used to buy jim beam and coke in a can shit in the early 90's

Yeah I remember those, but I can't stand Jim Beam.

[NeTaS]

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would get a 4 pack and go to the drive in

[NeTaS]

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[milkman]

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would get a 4 pack and go to the drive in

Goin to the drive in with a packed cooler was a blast. We don't even have any around here anymore that I know of.

[milkman]

nice netas. :jj:

Oh there is is finally.

[NeTaS]

we got 2 or 3 left here there's one out in the country that I love can get away with partying a little bit there

[milkman]

hahaha Love those guys

[milkman]

Did he fuck him/herself and knock itself up? :jj:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

One more appointment then booze time bubbadance

[NeTaS]

Buckner got cheers from the red sox fans today,way to go

[milkman]

When me buddy was dieing from mouth cancer, they gave him liquid morphine. That shit was good. :D

[Chob]

Charley doesn't sound any different when high. :jj:

[SJ]

60,000 pyramid - HA!

[SJ]

I'm not the only asshole who remembers that see?

:lol:

[milkman]

I only remember the $25,000, but I don't watch much teevee like that and haven't for yrs and yrs

[SJ]

art garfunkle looked like he grew it too :lol:

[NeTaS]

nice AV SJ :jj: no hash brick?

[SJ]

nice AV SJ :jj: no hash brick?
:lol:

good one

[milkman]

4:20 NOW..

[SJ]

chronically late :lol:

[NeTaS]

:jiggledance:

[SJ]

touche netas :lol:

[SJ]

fixing the clock=the new burning the wheel

[NeTaS]

Those cartoons are so messed up,I love em :jj:

[milkman]

Cup final practice on. :munch:

[NeTaS]

Harrison Ford,he kinda was a cool mofo

[milkman]

I'm sure sittin here downing BBQ chips like a stoner. :jj:

[The Butler]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

For Cup too. :D

:beer2:

[NeTaS]

A-fraud just put one out of fenway over the mohnsta

[PissJug]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

:spice:

[milkman]

Sup sup PJ.

[PissJug]

Sup sup PJ.

:denzil: ready to start the weekend

[milkman]

Finally eh. been a long week, even though I was off Monday.

[PissJug]

shitting while you run thats moxy

[NeTaS]

Robin come to mind for some reason

[PissJug]

:jj: yep

[milkman]

:haha: Prolly had a juice enema right before. From what I understand now though, she done blowed up again, couldn't run a block. :jj:

[NeTaS]

yup one fat vegan ;D

[The Butler]

Robin come to mind for some reason

And there's never a messican around to hose you off.

[NeTaS]

And there's never a messican around to hose you off.

Or molest you with rocks :nuts:

[PissJug]

love this song

[PissJug]

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[NeTaS]

yanks are teeing off on this Boston pitcher dang

[milkman]

Fuckin Colin blowin in the iggy sites. :getsome:

[NeTaS]

stupid ass

[The Butler]

Fuckin Colin blowin in the iggy sites. :getsome:

Fucker.

[milkman]

What's next, the best torrent sites? :rolleyes:

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Lol wat site did Colin say on air

[milkman]

A few of them.

[NeTaS]

colinisonmylistnow.com

[PissJug]

Colin is a ninja master at getting free shit that pizza call was great

[PissJug]

Fuckin Colin blowin in the iggy sites. :getsome:

I musta zoned out and missed that what sites?

[milkman]

Like I said, a few of them. Dumbass, that is exactly how they get shut down. :getsome:

[milkman]

So the intern blowed the free pizza deal. Fuckin interns. :lol:

[PissJug]

Colin has no shame

[milkman]

4:20 again..Central time. :D

[milkman]

Dominos sucks. yuck

[milkman]

Colin..rule number 1, have to ask for the manager. :jj:

[Ski Lo]

Hey fuckers..


Nice banner.

[NeTaS]

Sup Cm

[PissJug]

Hey fuckers..


Nice banner.

:wave2:

LETS GO FLYERS!!!

[milkman]

God damn..now me wife calls with bullshit stories about her family bullshit. :rolleyes:

[PissJug]

:jj: is that one of yall on the line?

[milkman]

:wave2:

LETS GO FLYERS!!!

Let's go Pitt! :woot:

[Ski Lo]

:wave2:

LETS GO FLYERS!!!

JVR is in the lineup tonight.

[milkman]

yeah, this caller is on point..way to fuckin go Colin.

[PissJug]

JVR is in the lineup tonight.

:lowrider:

[milkman]

SHUT THE FUCK UP Colin! :getsome:

[NeTaS]

that was funny :jj:

[The Butler]

What is this event that Leger is having tonight?

[milkman]

What is this event that Leger is having tonight?

4/20 meet n greet or sumthin.

[NeTaS]

As a Yankee fan,Baseball sucks for me without the Red Sox! and not for any dumb ass reasons but because it is great baseball everytime they play each other ;D

[milkman]

As a Yankee fan,Baseball sucks for me without the Red Sox! and not for any dumb ass reasons but because it is great baseball everytime they play each other ;D

It is great for me when the Rays sweep the Stankees...or Dead Sox! Boo yeah! :woot:

[NeTaS]

See you need us too,makes it just that tiny bit better :jj:

[RS]

As a huge Bears/Cubs/Hawks/Bulls fan, I hate it when asshole fans like Colin get so defensive and refer to their team in the 1st person.

Also enough with the 4/20 bullshit. We get it, you love weed. Hell I like it too but I don't run around and be all YEAH YEAH 420 SMOKE WEED ERRRR DAY.

edit: can't wait to hear how Leger's show will be tonight because of this....oh wait, I can't wait for something that I don't listen to.

[milkman]

See you need us too,makes it just that tiny bit better :jj:

Yepper..with the Rays going into every season with a third of their payrolls, and still be able to compete makes it great. Much better than just buying a team yr after yr. :D

[NeTaS]

don't get me started milk :jj:

[milkman]

:D

[NeTaS]

I'm gonna need some air conditioning in here it's hot already

[milkman]

We've been gettin in the 80's here..but it has been overcast a lot of the time keeping the temps down. But the humidity is startin to come in more and more each day. :(

[NeTaS]

why all the dead hate,we aint all stinky dread having hippies :smug:

[milkman]

Cuz their music sucks? :D

[NeTaS]

Dang

[NeTaS]

it's better than this :jj:

[milkman]

I didn't hear it, had to take a leak and get a refill.

[milkman]

hmmm, now what?

[Ski Lo]

PE
:lowrider: