The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread (week of 2/27/2012)

[Lerch]

This is the second time I heard bout P90X this week.Is that a new thing?

peeps trying to tell you you're a fat son of a bitch. :colin:

[Chob]

sounds like your computer is pon the rag
Maybe your newer model doesn't get as hot.

[Tuddle]

I wish I could fuck myself without trying...


wait... I'm talking about something else :jj:


Afternoon Tuddle.

Afternoon to you SJ, how was your day? Can someone fill me in on Colin. I thought I saw on here that someone said he was homeless? So what happened with his power being turned off?

[Chob]

Afternoon to you SJ, how was your day? Can someone fill me in on Colin. I thought I saw on here that someone said he was homeless? So what happened with his power being turned off?
His electricity was off for a few weeks because he couldn't make the payment and then he was kicked out of his place. Colin has a new place to live and is moving in soon.

[SJ]

Afternoon to you SJ, how was your day? Can someone fill me in on Colin. I thought I saw on here that someone said he was homeless? So what happened with his power being turned off?
My day was filled with dodging crazy cattle :lol:

pretty good though I guess...

as for colin I think chob just covered it... I think he also had his bank accounts unfroze this week

[milkman]

What's up with the late start?? Let's get this thing going! :D

[SJ]

late start?

good thing I'm late today too

got caught up in a mix

[milkman]

hahaha, IO cookout to kick start Coln's diet misery! Love it!! :colin:

[SJ]

:lol:

salad and chicken

[Chob]

hahaha, IO cookout to kick start Coln's diet misery! Love it!! :colin:
Brutal. :jj:

[SJ]

this is some funny shit :lol:

[milkman]

New chop head maybe? Old fat Colin! :jj:

https://p.twimg.com/AnAVmUhCMAAotIZ.jpg

[SJ]

how come I can't find that?

[milkman]

:idk: Colin twitted it!

[SJ]

:idk: Colin twitted it!
oh my bad, I looked on shannons page

[milkman]

Man, this chick gets to be annoying! Bout a dumb bitch too!

[milkman]

Aww fuckin douchebag fuckin BJ! Was so much more enjoyable when this fuck was banned and disappeared! God damn pancreas! :jj:

[Chob]

They have one of these at Five Guys at one of the malls here. Good shit.

[milkman]

Ichh, unsweet tea is nasty! We got a couple of bbq joints here that have awesome sweet tea. Me wife makes some good stuff as well. Not that i drink much of it, but will swig some of hers when I'm gettin a beer! :jj:

[CWB]

Sup yall.

[milkman]

yo yo CWB, stream still workin?

[1c]

http://twitgoo.com/5khv8y/img

[milkman]

:haha: Where's his kids? :jj:

[CWB]

I'm listening now, yeeeeaaaaaah

[milkman]

Well i guess will get a sneak at what Sam's show should be about!

[Lerch]

hey hey

[milkman]

Sup sup Lerch!

:beer2:

[SJ]

Sup yall.
sup cwb?

[Lerch]

I was out running an errand. Glad the guys got a kick out of my tweet.

[SJ]

hey lerch

[Lerch]

sup cwb?

hey. how happy are you? Glad you get to hear them.

[Lerch]

hey lerch

Hey SJ.

[Lerch]

Chob, Milk. 1c. :cheers:

[milkman]

Fuck, just the sound of Sam sends of pretentious asshole IMO!

[Lerch]

Fuck, just the sound of Sam sends of pretentious asshole IMO!

He's hit enormous home runs in the tv business. One lucky guy.

[milkman]

He's hit enormous home runs in the tv business. One lucky guy.

yeah true, he just rubs me the wrong way. A snobby pretentious fuck is how he comes across, and that just turns me off.

[The Butler]

Fuck, just the sound of Sam sends of pretentious asshole IMO!

His shit really doesn't stink.

[Chob]

If he has a studio, why don't they just patch him in there instead of having him on the phone?

[milkman]

No doubt Chobbles..if his show sounds this shitty, which I doubt it will, will really suck.

[milkman]

His shit really doesn't stink.

And he loves to snidely let every one know that..often! Type of dude I'd like to see dumped in the dessert with a canteen of water! :jj:

[Chob]

I'm leaving soon but will probably be back for his show. I wish the guy well, but I still don't think a large portion of the audience will be very receptive to him.

[milkman]

Me either..except the usual ass kissing fucks, like Butler!! :jj:

[Lerch]

I'm leaving soon but will probably be back for his show. I wish the guy well, but I still don't think a large portion of the audience will be very receptive of him.

Maybe they are going for a new audience.

SAM'S GAME: This June On Playboy TV! Sneak Peek (Part 1) - YouTube

[Chob]

Maybe they are going for a new audience.

SAM'S GAME: This June On Playboy TV! Sneak Peek (Part 1) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRHhsXo9AyM)
That's what I thought, but there hasn't been a real promotional blitz unless Sam has been pumping it on his Twitter or whatever.

[Chob]

I never understood poker on TV. Or rather, why the fuck anyone would watch that.

[Chob]

If all he talks about is the animal thing it'll wear thin quick.

[milkman]

I never understood poker on TV. Or rather, why the fuck anyone would watch that.

No shit..worse than...well anything! :jj:

[Lerch]

I would be freaking out they play so slow.

[Chob]

PETA guest. Oh lord. Wasn't Bubba going off on PETA yesterday?

How soon until someone calls in about those stats Bubba was mentioning?

[SJ]

I never understood poker on TV. Or rather, why the fuck anyone would watch that.
teaches you to play better...

and sometimes you get so wrecked you will watch anything :jj:

[milkman]

Aww fuck, here we go..gonna be a fuckin PETA suck up show. Sure Lerch new audience? One that will do everything they can to shut down IO if they so much as have a picture of a dead mouse!

[milkman]

PETA guest. Oh lord. Wasn't Bubba going off on PETA yesterday?

How soon until someone calls in about those stats Bubba was mentioning?

I don't know, what time are you callin in?? :D

[Lerch]

If all he talks about is the animal thing it'll wear thin quick.

I kinda get his point on some things. I don't believe in animal cruelty, but I don't have a choice where my food comes from.

[Chob]

You can tell Shannon is biting his tongue hard here.

[Lerch]

There is your answer, the berry face fag is sleeping in the studio. Can't bother him.

[milkman]

here he goes with the "Shannon, how can you not know about everything I do for dogs" "How dare you not know this" What a prick!

I seriously commend him for what he does with dogs, but a little humility goes a long way with most of us fans that aren't as well off as him.

[Chob]

THANK YOU SHANNON.

[Chob]

He's getting a bit locked up. Wait until a caller nails him on something.

[milkman]

I kinda get his point on some things. I don't believe in animal cruelty, but I don't have a choice where my food comes from.

Yeah, but you sure are into child torture and abuse! Forcing your kids to throw eggs at each other..I know how you roll! :crylol:

[Chob]

Later folks. Be back for the trainwreck. :hw:

[milkman]

PETA is nothing more than a tug at the heart string leech foundation that does nothing except swindle money from people!

[milkman]

Later folks. Be back for the trainwreck. :hw:

Goin to ur interview? If so good luck bro! If not, get me a greasy cheeseburger! :D

[Lerch]

Yeah, but you sure are into child torture and abuse! Forcing your kids to throw eggs at each other..I know how you roll! :crylol:

You should have seen when I let them play with liquid ass. I said no, but they insisted. ;D

[milkman]

Yeah sure Sam...pure bred dogs are so evil compared to rampant breeding mutts! Fuck off asshole!

[Lerch]

Later folks. Be back for the trainwreck. :hw:

Goin to ur interview? If so good luck bro! If not, get me a greasy cheeseburger! :D

If they ask if you have sales experience, tell em you self yourself everyday.

Good luck.

[milkman]

You should have seen when I let them play with liquid ass. I said no, but they insisted. ;D

hahaha, I'm sure the wife loved that one! Of course you blamed the kids though right? :jj:

[milkman]

If they ask if you have sales experience, tell em you self yourself everyday.

Good luck.

What the fuck does that even mean? Self yourself? Is that the lingo you use for a job at a gay massage parlor or sumthin? And you knowing this is a little disturbing! :jj:

[Lerch]

hahaha, I'm sure the wife loved that one! Of course you blamed the kids though right? :jj:

Of course, these kids don't want to mind. ;D

[NeTaS]

I don't care steak taste good ;D

[SJ]

holy

shit

that was a long phone call

[milkman]

As much as he seems to "care" about animals, how in the fuck can he even think PETA is worth a fuck? All they do is swindle people to pay themselves millions and don't do a fuckin thing to really help animals!

[Lerch]

What the fuck does that even mean? Self yourself? Is that the lingo you use for a job at a gay massage parlor or sumthin? And you knowing this is a little disturbing! :jj:

I misspelled a word. If you go for a job and you deal with customers you sell yourself when you meet them by the way you act and how you represent the company.

[milkman]

Fuckin Colin..."Mr Simon" What a suck up! :colin:

[milkman]

I misspelled a word. If you go for a job and you deal with customers you sell yourself when you meet them by the way you act and how you represent the company.

Well, you might have confused Chobbles, now he might whack off to show he's a trooper! :crylol:

[NeTaS]

how the fuzz is meat bad for the environment

[The Butler]

simonsam Sam Simon Mar 02, 01:10 PM
Got any questions for me or about peta or dolphin slaughter? Tweet me or call 855 483-6646 6 PM EST!

simonsam Sam Simon Mar 02, 01:08 PM
I'll be live on http://t.co/oJWDpEjm, channel bubba1, talking animal rights, 6PM EST with @chomatic and @richardobarry!

:rolleyes:

[milkman]

I wish Shannon would have asked what he thought about him shooting his dog! :jj:

[NeTaS]

know way he knew that.

[Lerch]

Well, you might have confused Chobbles, now he might whack off to show he's a trooper! :crylol:

I would have said to bring extra socks. :colin:

[Ski Lo]

I wish Shannon would have asked what he thought about him shooting his dog! :jj:

:HAHAHA:

I was waiting for that!

[The Butler]

Sorry if it's been covered, but Sam's co-host is a PETA freak.

[milkman]

I say we have a steak, rib, chicken, and pork cook out for Sam's once a week meatless deal!

We have fuckin canine teeth for a reason...we are carnivorous! We were evolved to eat other animals, and they were evolved to feed us!

[Lerch]

Sorry if it's been covered, but Sam's co-host is a PETA freak.

Sarah Mclachlan is on the show?

[milkman]

Sorry if it's been covered, but Sam's co-host is a PETA freak.

Never heard of him/her, but apparently they are from PETA. They are one of the biggest hypocritical organizations around.

[Ski Lo]

Burger King Fridays!
:colin:

[The Butler]

ChoMatic View on Twitter View ChoMatic's Favorites Michelle Cho
Los Angeles
peta.org
PETA, vegan, & whiskey enthusiast

[Lerch]

I wish Shannon would have asked what he thought about him shooting his dog! :jj:

Sam would have said Shannon did it a favor if it was a purebred.

[Lerch]

ChoMatic View on Twitter View ChoMatic's Favorites Michelle Cho
Los Angeles
peta.org
PETA, vegan, & whiskey enthusiast

Connoisseur of the finest peanut butter.

[milkman]

Burger King Fridays!
:colin:

Steak Sunday, rib Monday, roast Tuesday, chicken Thursday, and Sat and Sun is a big ole mix of all of them! mmm mmm!

And we tie up these PETA fucks and Sam and force feed them! :getsome:

:jj:

[Lerch]

hahaha tube steak. great walkoff.

[Lerch]

Is it me or does it sound like Sam just provided dump trucks full of coke to people and just sat back?

[NeTaS]

so the deer feet gunracks we used to make would be a no go in this peta world,they protest hunting and I'm pretty sure venison is not bad for you li8ke commercial beef

[Lerch]

I mean fucking Artie Lange is at his house and it's not for the hamburgers.

[milkman]

Alright, who gives a flying fuck about what this bitches husband likes! Go suck his cock bitch!

[milkman]

I mean fucking Artie Lange is at his house and it's not for the hamburgers.

Of course it wasn't for hamburgers..it was for artichoke salad with brussel sprouts! :jj:

[Lerch]

Alright, who gives a flying fuck about what this bitches husband likes! Go suck his cock bitch!

This guy must be fucking miserable.

[Lerch]

Of course it wasn't for hamburgers..it was for artichoke salad with brussel sprouts! :jj:

I was referring to the poker video. There is Sam and Artie is smashing a huge cheeseburger. Then for the 1st time in a while Norm MacDonald and Dave Attel locked up? High as billygoats.

[CWB]

I wonder if sam's boyfriend ralphie cakes will call in?

[NeTaS]

I wonder if sam's boyfriend ralphie cakes will call in?

:suicide:

[milkman]

I wonder if sam's boyfriend ralphie cakes will call in?

Good point, you fuckin know he will! but with Sam's PETA shit, how much will he let Ralph stay on and be the dick that he loves to be?

[Ski Lo]

:nuts:

[milkman]

Damn DB error kicked me out! Thanks CM! :jj:

[Ski Lo]

IT's LEDGER'S FAULT!:jj:

[milkman]

This guy is coo coo for cocoa puffs with fruit loops on the back side!

[Ski Lo]

shut that baby up!

[ch3cooh]

I was away from my phone for a few minutes.

What the fuck is this guy's deal

[Ski Lo]

He's said......I hate to read.:jj:

[milkman]

I was away from my phone for a few minutes.

What the fuck is this guy's deal

One too many bumps to his lumpy head is what I get! :nuts:

[Lerch]

he pissed his bed and tortures animals. wrong show. ;D

[Lerch]

It just dawned on me that it's lent and friday and sam is on. I'm getting a huge steak bomb for dinner and will be eating it during the show.

[ch3cooh]

That number string Shannon called out?

Rick should have yelled BINGO! after he finished

[milkman]

:haha:

[ch3cooh]

4 2 8

[SJ]

0 69
;D

[SJ]

that just reminded me I haven't been on that site with the bingo lua thing in a while - that shit was addicting

[ch3cooh]

colin wants to blow his savings before the world ends.

Come on kids let's go to wendy's i'll even let you biggie size it yeaaaaaah

/colinvoice

[Ski Lo]

Found a cool app for wallpapers and ringtones.....Zedge

[SJ]

Found a cool app for wallpapers and ringtones.....Zedge
why don't u just make ur own?

[Lerch]

hey cm. hey ch3

[Lerch]

why don't u just make ur own?

cm posts that crazy face bitch. that's a good wallpaper.

[milkman]

How about no Lerch!

[Ski Lo]

cm posts that crazy face bitch. that's a good wallpaper.

I think someone hacked my photobucket account.I can't find her..

[milkman]

I think someone hacked my photobucket account.I can't find her..

Imagine that! :jj:

:whistle:

[The Butler]

Happy Hour bishes!

:beer2:

[Lerch]

hey butler.

[CWB]

Did that crazy guy have one of those vacuum ball tube rolling thingies in his house like what they have for powerball?

That dude was wacky! Lol

[Lerch]

How about no Lerch!


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j297/sunrisesplicer/3.jpg

[ch3cooh]

Kolaches are fucking awesome. When I worked in Texas there was a place called Czech Stop on I-35 was a stop everytime I was heading to or from a job in Ft Worth

[The Butler]

Picked up a pizza from a place I hadn't been to in 15 years. Was closed for a year or so and some young guys opened it back up. They bought the recipes from the old man. They did him pretty good.

[NeTaS]

Picked up a pizza from a place I hadn't been to in 15 years. Was closed for a year or so and some young guys opened it back up. They bought the recipes from the old man. They did him pretty good.
I just bought my kid a pizza from the kid of the guy my dad bought me pizza from..still the same 30 some years later ;D

[Ski Lo]

Devon again?!?!?!?!

[The Butler]

Everyone must be saving themselves for Sam's show.

[1c]

Me either..except the usual ass kissing fucks, like Butler!! :jj:

:snap:

[1c]

Pork and green chili stew in the crock pot, My first crack at it..
:beer2:

[Spaz]

Everyone must be saving themselves for Sam's show.

I'm gonna try it open minded ,well as possible anyhow,cause i can't stand uber self righteous tree huggers/peta people.

[Lerch]

hey spaz.

[Spaz]

Happy Friday Lerch !! How you doin ?

[milkman]

Man, dozed off for a few minutes sittin here! :D

[1c]

I'm gonna try it open minded ,well as possible anyhow,cause i can't stand uber self righteous tree huggers/peta people.

Hey spaz, I'm doing the same but not sure how opened my mind will be..
See if he goes after the hunters, I'll never forget my Hunters Education teacher telling me when I was 13, 10% of people are avid hunters, 10% are anti and the other 80% don't really care, Don't piss off the 90%, lol

[milkman]

Well, from the prelim on Burkes show, that's what ur gonna get Spaz! :D

[1c]

Man, dozed off for a few minutes sittin here! :D

Red Bull/ Vodka grandpa, Does the trick every time..
Make it a double

[milkman]

Hey spaz, I'm doing the same but not sure how opened my mind will be..
See if he goes after the hunters, I'll never forget my Hunters Education teacher telling me when I was 13, 10% of people are avid hunters, 10% are anti and the other 90% don't really care, Don't piss off the 90%, lol

Hmm, so the guy was a mathematician too eh? :jj:

[SJ]

Red Bull/ Vodka grandpa, Does the trick every time..
Make it a double
why not buy a rockstar with vodka?

[1c]

Hmm, so the guy was a mathematician too eh? :jj:

Guy was hella cool..
He still teaches and I usually do a dog demo (dog that 3 hand casts) for him every year..
He's a killing fucking machine and owns a flower shop:rolf2:

[Spaz]

Well, from the prelim on Burkes show, that's what ur gonna get Spaz! :D

Man it sucks ,no Tuddle on Friday ....:rolleyes:

[Lerch]

Happy Friday Lerch !! How you doin ?

:colin:

[Spaz]

Hmm, so the guy was a mathematician too eh? :jj:

What dude thats mountain math ....where 100% has 110% duh !:jj: i think its the thin air

[milkman]

What dude thats mountain math ....where 100% has 110% duh !:jj: i think its the thin air

1C still don't get it! :jj:

[Spaz]

:lol:

[1c]

1C still don't get it! :jj:

lol, He's not the dummy it's me..

[Chob]

Goin to ur interview? If so good luck bro! If not, get me a greasy cheeseburger! :D
That's Monday, I got myself a nice burrito.

[milkman]

That's Monday, I got myself a nice burrito.

Well shit, wheres me greasy cheeseburger! :D

[Chob]

As much as he seems to "care" about animals, how in the fuck can he even think PETA is worth a fuck? All they do is swindle people to pay themselves millions and don't do a fuckin thing to really help animals!
PETA is a scam charity propped up by an effective PR campaign to dupe celebutards out of their money. Want to do good? Donate to private, non government aided shelters that can barely afford to stay open. I know quite a few folks that work in animal rescue, all of them fucking hate PETA.

[milkman]

Just shows you how Brent and Bubba both just suck up to him cuz of who he is. If it was anyone else saying how great PETA was, Brent and Bubba both would be calling them complete pieces of shit, and Brent would be militant and want to kick their ass..

[Chob]

Just shows you how Brent and Bubba both just suck up to him cuz of who he is. If it was anyone else saying how great PETA was, Brent and Bubba both would be calling them complete pieces of shit, and Brent would be militant and want to kick their ass..
This reeks of "this guy is my friend so I'll put him on the air without thinking of the audience reaction."

[Lerch]

This reeks of "this guy is my friend so I'll put him on the air without thinking of the audience reaction."

:eyesdown: