Bubba Army Listening thread 11/7-11/11 - where were you wednesday edition

[Spaz]

Morning Army !!! Fresh off the big divorce party and DLST whats in store
for the saga of the Sponge ...Post away y'alls.:wave2:

[iobane]

Poor Bubba, prefers the vibrating of large metal machine under him more than the touch of a woman.

[Spaz]

Poor Bubba, prefers the vibrating of large metal machine under him more than the touch of a woman.

tractors don't bitch or run you out of your house for months at
a time after it screws a spin instructor . ...just sayin :D

[milkman]

Mizornin!!

[Spaz]

Mizornin!!

Morning Milk ....

[Chob]

Aw...Bubba's BFF's with Danica now. :jj:

[Spaz]

Aw...Bubba's BFF's with Danica now. :jj:

hahaha

[iobane]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/50withbert.gif

[Chob]

This song is more mocking Bubba than anything really.

[Chob]

See this actually makes me slightly like Jessica Simpson, and I usually can't stand her.

[iobane]

http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/blah-png.8210/?embedded=1

[Chob]

Love this parody. :dance:

[Spaz]

It's a sad story and i hate to laugh ,but. :lol:

[radiopirate]

Morning Gents! Lets get after it this week.

[Spaz]

Morning RP ...

[iobane]

I Want that Monday night football bit right the fuck now.

[iobane]

Sounds like a bunch of wild gorillas. :whitehood:

[radiopirate]

Holy shit old lady!

[radiopirate]

She's on the chip.....hot damn

[Spaz]

I guess Bubba seems to forget that a fuckton of senior people lost their retirement ....
with the default swaps ..

[iobane]

Facts that don't back the narrative are communist lies.

[Spaz]

strike one !! strike two !!! this guy should just put rubber bands on his sack and be done with them ...

[Chob]

strike one !! strike two !!! this guy should just put rubber bands on his sack and be done with them ...
O_O

[Chob]

All the old people are going to start beating down the studio doors with canes and walkers.

[radiopirate]

Do these dumbasses realize they will be old one day too?

[radiopirate]

HOLY FUCK PLAY THE CLIP!

[milkman]

It's old timer day on the BRN!

[Ski Lo]

Even the callers are retired....:jj:

[iobane]

Anyone else catch that bubba wants old people to stop working and die?

[brooker]

Anyone else catch that bubba wants old people to stop working and die?

Yes because they are sucking on the system, ignoring the fact they paid taxes for 30-40 years.

[Spaz]

ignoring the fact they paid taxes for 30-40 years.

^this

[Ski Lo]

Why can't we kill babies?

They don't contribute to the tax base either.:jj:

[radiopirate]

Anyone else think most of his topics are above his thought process?

[Spaz]

Why can't we kill babies?

They don't contribute to the tax base either.:jj:

:jj:

[iobane]

Why can't we kill Canadians? They don't contribute to our tax base either!

[iobane]

Anyone else think most of his topics are above his thought process?

The hatley filter knows not what the bubba knows not.

[Spaz]

Anyone else think most of his topics are above his thought process?

3 to 5 times a week usually .

[Chob]

Why can't we kill Canadians? They don't contribute to our tax base either!
Then who would fix shit and install new features on here? I'm sure as hell not going to do it. :jj:

[Chob]

If the McRib is so goddamn popular, why not have it on the menu full time? :nuts:

[radiopirate]

In some countries, it is year round.

[Ski Lo]

This bitch is killing me already..:rolleyes:

[Spaz]

Then who would fix shit and install new features on here? I'm sure as hell not going to do it. :jj:

CM says he's got it ....;D

[milkman]

:haha: Site down for maintenance!! Forever!! :jj:

[brooker]

Lol, they totally ignore that valid point that the 401k is taxed.

[Ski Lo]

CM says he's got it ....;D

:lolwhut:

[Chob]

Why can't we kill babies?

They don't contribute to the tax base either.:jj:
You were getting ahead of yourself there. :rofl:

[Ski Lo]

That little peanut..:lol:

[brooker]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_States#Main_religious_preferences_of_Americans

Religious affiliation in the U.S.
"Catholic 23.9%"

Yes I'm sure its all the Catholic church priests behind it, put it in comparison the Roman Catholic church of Canada is 45% and were not close to the US laws *yet*.

[iobane]

Lol, they totally ignore that valid point that the 401k is taxed.

See my narrative post.

[iobane]

Life begins at 6 months after birth, gives parents time to think about keeping you.

[iobane]

If bubba knew more about wasserman schultz he'd call her a bitch.

[brooker]

Life begins at 6 months after birth, gives parents time to think about keeping you.

What would be the legal ramifications if you miscarried under the mississippi amendment?

[Chob]

Justifiable homicide. Just saying.

[Chob]

"Die, the bitch must." :jj:

[brooker]

Wife was a boy?

[iobane]

lol "they must have been out rowing"

[Chob]

Crime of passion. Not guilty.

[brooker]

I want to know what she did. Did she break the packaging of toys or something or did she throw the crap out?

[Chob]

I want to know what she did. Did she break the packaging of toys or something or did she throw the crap out?
I hope she didn't smash those resin statues. Fuckers are expensive.

[iobane]

I like how he didn't know what they meant by "row"

[iobane]

That tells me you're gay.

[Chob]

The hell? I've never heard this one. :jj:

[Chob]

Fucking autocalls. Election season is such a joy. :rolleyes:

[Chob]

The fuck does this woman think this is, Tradio?

[milkman]

der der der to the max!! :lol:

[radiopirate]

How many teeth does she have?

[milkman]

One tooth in each corner!! :jj:

[Chob]

Peanut, or as Ned puts it, a "blob of shit."

[Chob]

"I thought Skype was all video." If there was no audio, it wouldn't be terribly useful now would it?

[radiopirate]

He really lacks the "common sense" he preaches so much about.

[Spaz]

One tooth in each corner!! :jj:

Don't forget to count the one she wears on her necklace .:D

[Chob]

God forbid those things are actually worth a lot of money. White trash plus a sudden influx of cash is never a good equation.

[milkman]

Don't forget to count the one she wears on her necklace .:D

She calls that her Pooca necklace!! :jj:

[iobane]

Man, if we went isolationist like bubba wanted imagine how fucked that would be.

[radiopirate]

Whats the over/under on IO sucking just as bad as FM today?

[Ski Lo]

My laptop is very hot!
holy shit!

[Chob]

This jowling is getting out of control.

[iobane]

I want that mnf Bit.

[Chob]

A Big Dick bit? Weird.

[PACanesfan]

Morning Bubba Army.

[Ski Lo]

:wave:
Pa..

[Chob]

:jimi:

[The Butler]

Let's kick this pig!

[PeteFromPA]

Morning, men.

:lowrider:

[Ski Lo]

:lowrider:

[iobane]

Cause I'm a booboo child...

[PeteFromPA]

:soulja: :soulja: :soulja: :soulja: :soulja:

[iobane]

Yay no racing report!

[PACanesfan]

Jebus. Bubba shit capers right out of the gate. Make Bubba take the mic into the shitter.

[PeteFromPA]

Jebus. Bubba shit capers right out of the gate. Make Bubba take the mic into the shitter.

Colostomy bag time for Bubba.

[Ski Lo]

I see where this is going..


Get ready for the "Spice and Ned" show..:rolleyes:

[radiopirate]

Toilet built into chair?

[PeteFromPA]

I see where this is going..


Get ready for the "Spice and Ned" show..:rolleyes:

Yeah, sometime around 11:30 he's going to announce that he just has to go, can't take it anymore. :jj:

[iobane]

Guess that 10-10:30 break isn't enough.

[Chob]

He could start a new FB and shitcan his old one.

[SJ]

Morning Everyone

[PACanesfan]

^ Morning.

[The Butler]

Morning Everyone

:wave2:

[Chob]

It was funny when he shitcanned Slidejob from his FB and started babyfacing afterwards. :lol:

[PeteFromPA]

Morning, SJ. Don't worry, Bubba is only retaining water. It'll be ok. :jj:

[PACanesfan]

:bigclap: to this caller. And I am an alum of Penn State.

[Spaz]

Morning Everyone

Sup dude ...

[Chob]

The Twitter thing is so fucking sad.

[PACanesfan]

The Twitter thing is so fucking sad.

Yes. It is a little amusing though.

[PeteFromPA]

The Twitter thing is so fucking sad.

It's funny as hell, though. :jj:

[SJ]

this is gonna reverse itself and everyones just gonna unfollow bubba

then he's gonna bitch he has no followers

[Chob]

In before a flood of "I did what you said, now unblock me."

[PeteFromPA]

I still follow Heather, does that mean I'm on "the list" to get blocked?

[SJ]

I still follow Heather, does that mean I'm on "the list" to get blocked?
you're cut off :lol:

[1c]

Morning Army!

[PeteFromPA]

you're cut off :lol:

But she might show her legs and ass and hard, flat stomach and Diacos! Don't make me choose!

[PeteFromPA]

Mornin', 1C

[Chob]

I still follow Heather, does that mean I'm on "the list" to get blocked?
K5! :jj: Best check your account.

[Chob]

This is so ridiculously petty. I'm glad Spice is calling him out on it.

[PACanesfan]

Morning Army!

Morning.

[SJ]

Hey Now 1c

[Spaz]

Morning Army!

Wut up kneegrow ?

[milkman]

This is so ridiculously petty. I'm glad Spice is calling him out on it.

I think it's funny because it is that Jeremy dude!! :jj:

[Chob]

Did Bubba accuse someone of having a pity party? Am I hearing this correctly?

[radiopirate]

I wish Bubba would take his own fucking advice!

MAN UP BUBBA!

[PACanesfan]

Did Bubba accuse someone of having a pity party? Am I hearing this correctly?

Yes you did.

And we are accused of riding the coat tails of the BRN. There go my dreams of being a radio host.

[Chob]

Making your world smaller and less accessible is a terrible idea if you're trying to promote your show and hope to get off FM radio.

[milkman]

B Fudd..wonder what part of left field he will come from this time? :jj:

[PACanesfan]

B Fudd..wonder what part of left field he will come from this time? :jj:

I think we just found out. :jj:

[Chob]

Yes you did.

And we are accused of riding the coat tails of the BRN. There go my dreams of being a radio host.
He's talking about Heather using "MRSBTLS," not members of the audience. At least I think he's not.

[The Butler]

B Fudd..wonder what part of left field he will come from this time? :jj:

He's not been bringing it lately.

[Chob]

I think we just found out. :jj:
B Fudd's thought process fascinates me.

[radiopirate]

Do you know how long it takes Bubba to search someones following list and see if they are following her? Multiply that by a couple thousand....

[PeteFromPA]

Do you know how long it takes Bubba to search someones following list and see if they are following her? Multiply that by a couple thousand....

Yeah, he must be spending enormous amounts of time on this.

[iobane]

God is he ever a whiney bitch over nothing. People following him arent riding his coattails. If anything they lend credibility to him in a larger follower count. He just hates seeing criticism because he hates anyone who criticizes him that he doesn't know.

[PeteFromPA]

God is he ever a whiney bitch over nothing. People following him arent riding his coattails. If anything they lend credibility to him in a larger follower count. He just hates seeing criticism because he hates anyone who criticizes him that he doesn't know.

He needs to learn how to work.

[PeteFromPA]

Bubba = 70k-ish followers, MJ = FAR LESS. Win = Bubba. Stop 'yer whining.

[Chob]

You know, he doesn't come right out and tell people who not to follow. And you know some of the slower folk out there need it spelled out.

[Chob]

God is he ever a whiney bitch over nothing. People following him arent riding his coattails. If anything they lend credibility to him in a larger follower count. He just hates seeing criticism because he hates anyone who criticizes him that he doesn't know.
I took it as the people riding his coattails are the ones like Heather and Ludlow who get attention because of him.

[iobane]

Fuck I wish howard would follow Ludlow or heather.

And when bubba cries about it Howard chimes in with "CAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TWIITER, BITCH!"

[SJ]

Fuck I wish howard would follow Ludlow or heather.

And when bubba cries about it Howard chimes in with "CAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TWIITER, BITCH!"
:lol:

[SJ]

wtf is this football fucking monday?

:ding:

[DerDerDerek]

But she might show her legs and ass and hard, flat stomach and Diacos! Don't make me choose!

As long as she doesn't show her face. My God and some people think Beth O has a horseface. Let's be honest here.:denzil:

[Chob]

"Pinball Wizard?" :jj:

[iobane]

Pinball wizard gets me every time.

[SJ]

As long as she doesn't show her face. My God and some people think Beth O has a horseface. Let's be honest here.:denzil:
Hey Now

[PeteFromPA]

As long as she doesn't show her face. My God and some people think Beth O has a horseface. Let's be honest here.:denzil:

I'm no-one to talk, so I won't.

[PeteFromPA]

From Peter King's MMQB today, regarding the Sandusky case:

I think there's so much that makes me sick about the Jerry Sandusky story, but the timing of the case troubles me greatly. It took 13 years from the time it first became known to authorities that there was credible evidence that Sandusky was a sexual predator for the man to be indicted. Thirteen years! When I read the grand jury report Saturday, with the mountain of evidence against Sandusky, including a monitored 1998 conversation with an angry mother of a son who he all but admitted to abusing, I just kept thinking, How many boys had their lives changed forever because this case somehow didn't get on the front burner of law enforcement?

The benign neglect of it should haunt authority figures at Penn State and in law enforcement in the area forever. And if his position as a football coach in a powerful program is found to have had anything to do with the power over young boys that he allegedly exercised, then shame on the football culture that holds too much influence over our lives. As for the future of Joe Paterno, the status of a football coach who should have retired long ago is not foremost on my mind with this story. But if he in any way attempted to either look the other way or influence the outcome of any investigation in Sandusky's behavior (and there is no evidence he did), he'll deserve his day in court too. What a sad day for America.

[Chob]

I'm no-one to talk, so I won't.
Did you check to see if you're blocked yet? :jj:

[SJ]

does anyone else think this guy was a huge homo?

[PeteFromPA]

Did you check to see if you're blocked yet? :jj:

I'm still good! :wave2:

[Chob]

does anyone else think this guy was a huge homo?
Possibly.

[SJ]

good call on the 11:30 out

[iobane]

11:30 on the dot.

[Chob]

Spice with the zinger. :hehehe:

[PeteFromPA]

Do the show from the crapper, Bubba. Jesus H. Christ.

[Chob]

11:30 on the dot.
Fuck, I should've made that a bet.

[PeteFromPA]

good call on the 11:30 out

11:30 on the dot.

;D

[PACanesfan]

I repeat. Take the mic into the shitter. Radio gold.

[Chob]

Bashful rectum. :rofl:

[SJ]

wtf is this about?

[Chob]

"Big announcement"

GO ON?

"racing"

Way to bring me down to zero. :jj:

[SJ]

bubba has a chick coming in tomorrow

[iobane]

Why is making sure youre physically prepared for the io show, the supposedly bright future you want not a priority between 10 and 10:30? You had no racing report, and you're crying about a 15 minute or 10 minute shit.

[Chob]

Spice not wanting to take off. :bigclap:

[PeteFromPA]

Spice not wanting to take off. :bigclap:

Ned and Manson need to take different days off. :jj:

[iobane]

I like how bubba is spinning this as spice being a dick. Whereas he isn't sure if he's gonna be sick so he doesn't want to miss a day sick and have another day scheduled off.

[SJ]

if spice's show is tonight he should flap bubba up and say he wants tonight off

[PeteFromPA]

http://rantchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/respect-my-authority.jpg

[xgator]

if spice's show is tonight he should flap bubba up and say he wants tonight off

:bigclap:

[SJ]

aw fuck the winter nationals

[Chob]

if spice's show is tonight he should flap bubba up and say he wants tonight off
Did they put up a November schedule?

[SJ]

Did they put up a November schedule?
:idk:

I avoid that site like the plague

[Chob]

Oh nice, they actually did.

[milkman]

So this is the big announcement, BRP shit? :lol:

How about some Radio IO announcements? :rolleyes:

[Chob]

Know It All Sports tonight.

[PACanesfan]

This is all greek to me.

[SJ]

Know It All Sports tonight.
sorry all I heard was stern replay tonight at 6 :lol:

[Chob]

This is all greek to me.
He may as well be speaking in tongues. :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

Know It All Sports tonight.

No, that's tomorrow. Kevin's Law and DocSat tonight, although they have that screwed up too.

Monday 11/11/2011 Kevin’s Law 6:00 – 8:00 PM
11/07/2011 Dr. Joe Saturley 7:00 – 8:00 PM

[iobane]

SJ, chob, I know a way for us to channel our hate for racing and translate it so that the nonbelievers understand.

We must post more bronies.

[SJ]

SJ, chob, I know a way for us to channel our hate for racing and translate it so that the nonbelievers understand.

We must post more bronies.
:ponydunno:

[PeteFromPA]

SJ, chob, I know a way for us to channel our hate for racing and translate it so that the nonbelievers understand.

We must post more bronies.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/garth/201111_brony.jpg

[Chob]

No, that's tomorrow. Kevin's Law and DocSat tonight, although they have that screwed up too.

Monday 11/11/2011 Kevin’s Law 6:00 – 8:00 PM
11/07/2011 Dr. Joe Saturley 7:00 – 8:00 PM

Oh. Alright then. I'll get around to updating the sticky whenever.

[Chob]

Oh god, MLP's influence is creeping in here now.

[PeteFromPA]

DocSat's wife scheduled to make her big return, 1st one since the Doc was pounding some new puss.

[Chob]

Are any of these girls going to like Bubba for "the right reasons?" THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPERS.

[PeteFromPA]

Are any of these girls going to like Bubba for "the right reasons?" THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPERS.

:haha:

[PACanesfan]

Are any of these girls going to like Bubba for "the right reasons?" THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPERS.

Pussy is pussy. Take it for what it is.

[iobane]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Chob]

It's obvious he didn't want to do it from the beginning. He knows what's up.

[SJ]

Are any of these girls going to like Bubba for "the right reasons?" THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPERS.
the three somes didn't do it for bubba cause it was 2 girls and a guy

I bet he'd love it if he had another dude in there cause well..... he's gay :lol:

[SJ]

you know - THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD SHIT TO TELL ON THE FUCKING DIVORCE PARTY SHOW INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING LAME ASS MUSIC AND COMMERCIALS

[Chob]

you know - THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD SHIT TO TELL ON THE FUCKING DIVORCE PARTY SHOW INSTEAD OF JUST PLAYING LAME ASS MUSIC AND COMMERCIALS
If they didn't tape the actual "judging" for Raw or whatever it was a missed opportunity.

[iobane]

I want to see the finalists.

[The Butler]

No, that's tomorrow. Kevin's Law and DocSat tonight, although they have that screwed up too.



Pass.

[Chob]

Bubba's not a fan of the Asians.

[iobane]

Or of females in general.

[Chob]

Or of females in general.
Disregard females, acquire mounds of dirt.

[PeteFromPA]

And he's out! :jj:

[Chob]

Oh god Spice is full dick mode. Awesome.

[DerDerDerek]

Mike up that shit!!!

[iobane]

someone ask him why he didn't shit during the 30 minute break.

[Chob]

Should we get a quick vBookie bet up over whether he comes back or not? :jj:

[Chob]

someone ask him why he didn't shit during the 30 minute break.
He said he "feels like he's missing something in the studio." So chalk it up to paranoia.

[SJ]

he'll be back at 12:23

[PeteFromPA]

Should we get a quick vBookie bet up over whether he comes back or not? :jj:

He'll be back to talk about his shit. 12:20. Lock it in!

[SJ]

good bit

[Spaz]

Doc mindfucked her and she thinks it was all her fault :D

[Chob]

Those that give everyone advice are the most fucked up, go figure. :jj:

[Spaz]

I read there was 1 million people who moved ..

[Chob]

I was being charged monthly for not taking money out of my account, so fuck that.

[DerDerDerek]

Why does Bubba take so long to take a dump? I'm in and out within 2 minutes...

[SJ]

Why does Bubba take so long to take a dump? I'm in and out within 2 minutes...
power shitter?


I usually take my time... I'm about a 20 minute man. Then my legs fall asleep

[The Butler]

Those that give everyone advice are the most fucked up, go figure. :jj:

Like Bubba. :jj:

[SJ]

shit bubba pulled up short and fucked us on the timing :jj:

[Chob]

Why does Bubba take so long to take a dump? I'm in and out within 2 minutes...
I hear you. Unless I'm seriously ill I find no need to waste more time on the shitter than absolutely necessary.

[Spaz]

odds that bubba will tweet the pic ?

[iobane]

It bends cause of gravity as it exits your ass.

[Chob]

A bend? What is this, a shit with Peyronie's? :jj:

[iobane]

I'll never know what a solid shit feels like again.

[DerDerDerek]

Just curious..why wouldn't Brent's political opponent just replay a snippet of the show where they did the gay ass pumping to the elecorate. How could Brent talk his way out of that?

[SJ]

It bends cause of gravity as it exits your ass.
I was thinking cause it hit the bowl and bent

[milkman]

I don't see why Bubba needs to be at the studio at 5, not like he does any show prep or anything! :lol:

[BlindLawrence]

Good afternoon. I loved hearing the guys bicker over who gets the day off. Heard that B-Fudd caled in, he's a nice kid. I'm not sure how healthy it is to hold shit in for that long.

[DerDerDerek]

Heather didn't take any of the dogs?

[SJ]

Just curious..why wouldn't Brent's political opponent just replay a snippet of the show where they did the gay ass pumping to the elecorate. How could Brent talk his way out of that?
the man shit on the floor..

he honestly sounds like a perfect politician :lol:

[SJ]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20111107/acid_picdump_87.jpg

[iobane]

the man shit on the floor..

he honestly sounds like a perfect politician :lol:

He also doesn't fuck his wife.

[Chob]

"Let this little faggot be a faggot." Truly a civil rights champion there. :lol:

[DerDerDerek]

Something tells me Bubba would have been the first 1 to clown this kid in high school

[BlindLawrence]

Heather didn't take any of the dogs?

Correct sir.

[iobane]

Should I do 5 guys for lunch?

No homo.

[Chob]

I was gonna say, are there no punk or goth kids down there? :jj:

[Chob]

Should I do 5 guys for lunch?

No homo.
:haha:

That's always a good choice. No homo.

[DerDerDerek]

:bigclap:"Let this little faggot be a faggot." Truly a civil rights champion there. :lol:

[iobane]

Get janessa to fuck diamond James again.

[SJ]

how are the guys supposed to work on something for the show if they each have a day off?

:nuts: there's some great managerial skills

[BlindLawrence]

Get janessa to fuck diamond James again.

More 2001 girls please.

[SJ]

Hey legman - what's new?

:creeper:

[BlindLawrence]

Should I do 5 guys for lunch?

No homo.

You have chosen wisely grasshopper.

[BlindLawrence]

Damn, Tasha is only five foot two, 96 pounds? And I thought I was the skinniest friend of the show.

[Chob]

"Take a stab at it." :jj: Nice choice of words.

[Chob]

More 2001 girls please.
You just want to feel some tits. Not that I blame you. :jj:

[SJ]

More 2001 girls please.
Lawrence wants to feel boobies

[DerDerDerek]

Sounds like Spice reupped on the adderall

[BlindLawrence]

The 8:20 commercial break was great for spellchecking the show recap.

[BlindLawrence]

Lawrence wants to feel boobies

I really don't care where the girls are from, but you are right in that I'd like to feel some more boobs.

[iobane]

I heard volcano, that means sushi.

[BlindLawrence]

You just want to feel some tits. Not that I blame you. :jj:

the way it worked last time was, the girl practically pulled my hand toward her boobs, that beats the shit out of what the purly gates may or may not be.

[BlindLawrence]

I heard volcano, that means sushi.

I wonder what food makes your shit smell the worst, everyone is different.

[BlindLawrence]

Spice is a workaholic, I admire his dedication.

[DerDerDerek]

God I miss Miller and JabberJaw

[SJ]

I wonder what food makes your shit smell the worst, everyone is different.
anything indian

[SJ]

God I miss Miller and JabberJaw
I miss miller... carl seems fake on the mic