Bubba Army Radio (week of 9/19/2011) - Bubba Fancy Man Up Your Ratings Thread

[iobane]

Anyone who says government employees are lazy...

Is probably talking about Canada.

[milkman]

Looks like Ben and Jerry's will need some Fresh Balls!! :crylol:

http://a57.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/U.S./396/223/schweddyballs640.jpg

[iobane]

Hugh Hackman destroyed some wrestler's jaw apparently.

Probably a work.

[SJ]

Anyone who says government employees are lazy...

Is probably talking about Canada.
just following in big brother usa's footsteps ;D cept like everything else - we do it like a motherfucking boss

[milkman]

Rainin like a bitch all of a sudden!

[Chob]

Listening to the guy that fucked a dolphin...just...wow. I imagine that would be a terrifying experience. O_O

[Chob]

"We wasted a lethal injection." :jj:

[milkman]

I would probably have to agree, I don't think a human could force a Dolphin to fuck..but a poodle? Man, either way, that dude is a fuckin sicko! :nuts:

[Chob]

I would probably have to agree, I don't think a human could force a Dolphin to fuck..but a poodle? Man, either way, that dude is a fuckin sicko! :nuts:
I don't think a Rottweiler would let that shit fly.

[Spaz]

what up cracka ass crackas :D

[milkman]

Sup Spaz, how goes it!

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz, how goes it!

meh ...it is going ,thats good i guess .Got stormed on like a bitch today ...

How goes Tampa ?

[milkman]

Same ole..just rained like a motherfucker, now it's sunny out!

[Chob]

Crack pipe for show and tell. That would be funny if it wasn't so horrifying.

[Spaz]

Same ole..just rained like a motherfucker, now it's sunny out!

clam bake..... say it :jj:

[milkman]

clam bake..... say it :jj:

It's so bad, this fuckin lizard climbed up and is sittin on the front of my fan on the grill!! :jj:

[Spaz]

It's so bad, this fuckin lizard climbed up and is sittin on the front of my fan on the grill!! :jj:

It's sizing up your icehouse O_O

[milkman]

It knows better!! :D

It fell off, climbed right back up, now it is like on the top of it just chillin out in the breeze!! Funny shit! :jj:

[milkman]

You mean like urself Bubba, who is fat, and lives vicariously through Tyler's racing hoping he makes it as a NASCAR star?? :whistle:

[FishMuskys]

Havin' a slab of the best hotdish ever. Meatloaf topped with spaghetti noodles, pizza sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Yummy!

[Spaz]

nom,nom !

sup fish ?

[FishMuskys]

nom,nom !

sup fish ?

Enjoying a day off! Stayed home and watched the wife mow lawn. Maybe fishin' later. How's your day?

[milkman]

And now it's raining again!! Crazy weather this afternoon!

[FishMuskys]

And now it's raining again!! Crazy weather this afternoon!

Just cold up here. Keepin' my innerds full of antifreeze. Picked up a fresh bottle.

[Spaz]

Enjoying a day off! Stayed home and watched the wife mow lawn. Maybe fishin' later. How's your day?

Me ? I'm living the dream :jj:

[milkman]

Havin' a slab of the best hotdish ever. Meatloaf topped with spaghetti noodles, pizza sauce, and mozzarella cheese. Yummy!

hmm, sounds pretty much like Spaghetti with meat sauce not mixed up yet!! :D

Sounds good though! Might have to try that as a new dish one of these days! Was it leftover meatloaf and this is just an improvise, or intentionally made this way?

[milkman]

Just cold up here. Keepin' my innerds full of antifreeze. Picked up a fresh bottle.

Nice, what's ur poison today? I'm still needing coolant down here! Icehouse!! :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

Good afternoon. I had a great time on the Debriefing show as always. If Cynthia's call to the show is a good litmiss test, it would be nice for this trend to continue. Didn't have time to mention the Bubba/BL double dating thing.

[FishMuskys]

Fresh bottle of Windsor. The hotdish was made on purpose--the pizza sauce and cheese makes it damn good. Great for kids.

[Spaz]

Afternoon BL ....

[FishMuskys]

Hey BL. You done good today. You sounded comfortable behind the mic. You would be great at reading commercials.

[milkman]

So now this kid is gonna be 22, downs syndrome with a shit bag, and richer than fuck after this soon to come lawsuit! So he's got that to look forward to!! :D

[BlindLawrence]

Hey BL. You done good today. You sounded comfortable behind the mic. You would be great at reading commercials.

Thanks, getting slightly better with practice as the days go on.

[Spaz]

nineteen nenenenene nineteen :jj:

[Spaz]

back later fuckers :wave2:

[BlindLawrence]

Hey, big ups to Blind Lawrence for an excellent job on the show today, perhaps his best job yet! MARK OUT, FUCKERS! :bigclap:

Thanks man.

[milkman]

Listening to the B2 replay..fuck all I can hear now is Brent's fuckin cackling!!

[FishMuskys]

Listening to the B2 replay..fuck all I can hear now is Brent's fuckin cackling!!

I'm with ya. I can't go through it again. I've got just enough of a buzz to make it to the river. Overcast and cold=Big Muskys. Catch ya for Burke.

[milkman]

Enjoy fish!

[milkman]

You too could be the proud borrower of this moped..if you drink ur own cum!! BTLS now accepting apps!! :lol:

http://c0013969.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/x2_8680067

[milkman]

hmmm, :D

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[BlindLawrence]

When the guys got into it over the new schedule on Radioio.com, I litterally had chunks of pulled pork coming out of my mouth i was laughing so hard.

[milkman]

That Leroy Selmons is some goood shit eh BL! mmm mmm

[Ski Lo]

Spice worked Bubba right there....:jj:

[milkman]

Bubba- I didn't give them a timeframe, I gave them a month or so!! :lol:

[1c]

Afternoon peeps :beer2:

[milkman]

Sup 1C!! I love this Bean explanation!! :jj:

:beer2:

[Ski Lo]

Afternoon peeps :beer2:

Hey mang..

[1c]

Hey mang..

Met's did braves a HUGE favor today beating the cards!!!!! Sup with you mang?

[1c]

Sup 1C!! I love this Bean explanation!! :jj:

:beer2:

Hey now Mizelk..

[SJ]

evening all

everyone ready to burkatate?

[Ski Lo]

Met's did braves a HUGE favor today beating the cards!!!!! Sup with you mang?

Just chillin..

Watchin the Pens/Hawks preseason..

Flyers game is blacked out.:rolleyes:
They're losing 1-0 to the Wings.



They can prolly get Scotty to do the show from his house.He has done shows for Sirius from his computer w/ an computer connection.

[The Butler]

'sup kneegroes?

:cheers:

[milkman]

Hey hey Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dolphin-sex.jpg

[milkman]

:haha: Males doing it to chicks seems a lot more convenient!! :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

Eating a Jalapeno Slim jim, drinking a Miller lite in a can, and listening to today's Debriefing.

[PeteFromPA]

Listening to Ferrall, now that Burke is done for the month.

[SJ]

Eating a Jalapeno Slim jim, drinking a Miller lite in a can, and listening to today's Debriefing.
you listen to yourself?

[SJ]

TNA motherfuckers

[Ski Lo]

Eating a Jalapeno Slim jim, drinking a Miller lite in a can, and listening to today's Debriefing.

Sounds like heartburn city......:jj:

[Ski Lo]

TNA motherfuckers

Didn't anyone ever tell you that shit is fake??!!?!?!?!
:nuts:

[SJ]

Didn't anyone ever tell you that shit is fake??!!?!?!?!
:nuts:
so are a LOT of tits but we still enjoy those don't we smart ass?

[SJ]

or are you fucking homo?

;D

[Ned Hardly]

I don't care what anyone says, it's real to me!:bigcry:

[Ski Lo]

It's Still Real To Me Dammit - YouTube

[WadeJordan]

so are a LOT of tits but we still enjoy those don't we smart ass?

:haha:

[Ned Hardly]

It's Still Real To Me Dammit - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI)

That's where I was going.:grin:

[Chob]

Daniels, AJ, Austin Aries. Shit, Hogan can stay gone. Nice to see them getting on track a bit.

[WadeJordan]

Daniels, AJ, Austin Aries. Shit, Hogan can stay gone. Nice to see them getting on track a bit.

whats the hogan story line on why he is leaving?

[SJ]

whats the hogan story line on why he is leaving?
seashells

[Chob]

whats the hogan story line on why he is leaving?
That actually might be a work as well. Who the fuck knows with him. He could always main event The Philly PPV with Sting and then take off for good. Go work with the midgets.

[Ned Hardly]

seashells

:haha:

[Mugsy]

wrasslin died at wrestlemania 3

[Ned Hardly]

Did anyone notice when Hogan kicked the bottom rope earlier that he immediately grabbed his lower back and walked real gingerly for a few steps?

[SJ]

wrasslin died at wrestlemania 3
no just andre's career

[SJ]

hey mugsy

[Mugsy]

:420wave:

[Chob]

Did anyone notice when Hogan kicked the bottom rope earlier that he immediately grabbed his lower back and walked real gingerly for a few steps?
Didn't notice.

[Ned Hardly]

Didn't notice.

I wish I had dvr'd impact to watch it again......Oh wait, no I don't.:jj:

It didn't last very long, but it did happen.

[SJ]

why do they do these long intro's?

we know who the fucking wrestlers are

[Chob]

why do they do these long intro's?

we know who the fucking wrestlers are
I think it's cool actually. A bit of an old school throwback. Makes the main events feel important.

[BlindLawrence]

Sounds like heartburn city......:jj:

I've never had heart burn. Sure hot stuff is fun going in, not so much fun when it comes out the other side, I iamgine it has to be worse when you puke it back up, I'm a gluttin for punishment.

[Chob]

I may stay up and listen to Hendrie. See if he mentions anything or any of his callers do.

[SJ]

I may stay up and listen to Hendrie. See if he mentions anything or any of his callers do.
y u no call in and drive the subject

[BlindLawrence]

you listen to yourself?

I listen to it and take mental notes, cataloging stuff I sould work on, such as not talking so fast.

[Chob]

y u no call in and drive the subject
You know how out of it I am when it's really late on those Skype calls? You think that would make a good call? :jj:

[BlindLawrence]

I may stay up and listen to Hendrie. See if he mentions anything or any of his callers do.

Last night was a best of.

[SJ]

You know how out of it I am when it's really late on those Skype calls? You think that would make a good call? :jj:
hells yes :lol:

[Chob]

I listen to it and take mental notes, cataloging stuff I sould work on, such as not talking so fast.
You should read spots. Someone said it in the thread earlier but I forget who. You have the old school radio guy voice.

Also I don't know if you saw it, but I joked that part of Phil's deal should've been that they loan you to him to catalog his shit. :jj:

[Chob]

Last night was a best of.
Did he say if he's in tonight?

[Chob]

Malloy is on KTLK now? Love that guy. No homo. :jj:

[SJ]

who?

[BlindLawrence]

You should read spots. Someone said it in the thread earlier but I forget who. You have the old school radio guy voice.

Also I don't know if you saw it, but I joked that part of Phil's deal should've been that they loan you to him to catalog his shit. :jj:

Thanks. A few months ago, Phil wrote something on his Twitter, words to the effect of "I'll have to ask @BlindLawrence if he still remembers stuff from our old shows." I wrote him back, he's retweeted some of my tweets mentioning his stuff. Not sure if it'll be live tonight, I'm now a subscriber to his website, I get the podcast every day.

[iobane]

Burkake Burkake oh god Burkake

[Chob]

Burkake Burkake oh god Burkake
:haha:

[BlindLawrence]

Burkake Burkake oh god Burkake

It's actually "Bukaki Bukaki, oh fuck Bukaki."

[Chob]

It's actually "Bukaki Bukaki, oh fuck Bukaki."
I think it was a play on Burke's name.

[SJ]

I got the midnight munchies

[PeteFromPA]

No Bubba today.

[iobane]

bubba1 isn't even working for me

[milkman]

No B1 here either, back to VLC!! :rolleyes:

mizornin! Happy Friday!!

[legmanct]

Try this link.

http://cc02.radioio.com:8000/stream?EXT=.mp3

Bubba is MIA today. He BL whens the last time Bubba worked an entire week?

[milkman]

Shit Leg, i sure as hell can't remember the last time! :idk:

[PeteFromPA]

B1 working as usual here.

[iobane]

I guess bubba got too much ass last night. Although he was at the studio for shannon's show.

[PeteFromPA]

I guess bubba got too much ass last night. Although he was at the studio for shannon's show.

Spice put in a really long day yesterday too. Boys are working hard behind the scenes to make things happen.

[The Butler]

I'm guessing it's a racin' deal. Tyler is running at Eldora this weekend.

[milkman]

So when he said last week was the last short week, he just meant for everyone else?? :lol:

[milkman]

Fuckin Brent, thinking 11 people will die from this sat!! :nuts:

[Teambaylagoon]

You are officially retarded Ballard

[iobane]

I'm betting Brent will be wrong.

[milkman]

Brent wrong?? Never!! :lol:

[iobane]

Jesus fuck he's dumb. The station and satellites have orbit correcting stabilizers to keep them in orbit. The ones we don't want in orbit will come down like the UARS. We don't want to maintain this one anymore so we let it drop.

[milkman]

Man some lobster sounds good!! mmmmm

[milkman]

Damn, my buddy used to go to the keys every yr for lobster, they were usually pretty small compared to Maine lobster...but they are tasty!

[iobane]

Lobster diving is fun. The fuckers are like cockroaches, pick up something off the ocean floor and 12 go scurrying out.

[milkman]

Lobster diving is fun. The fuckers are like cockroaches, pick up something off the ocean floor and 12 go scurrying out.

I made my buddy some waterproof lights on like 4 ft poles to go dive with! He said he'd hit them lights and them fucks were just easy pickins!! He paid me back in some nice lobster!!

[milkman]

I remember that Bubbaween..that was some fun shit!!

[PeteFromPA]

It's a SPACESHIP full of LITTLE GREEN ALIENS who are going to TAKE OVER OUR WIMMENS!!!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Man some lobster sounds good!! mmmmm

My wife and I are going to the all you can eat lobster place in Orlando tomorrow for dinner, Man I love that place.

[milkman]

It's a SPACESHIP full of LITTLE GREEN ALIENS who are going to TAKE OVER OUR WIMMENS!!!

Those that don't burn up on re-entry will be invincible to all weapons known to man and will colonize the earth!! Seen this coming for decades!! :shifty:

[iobane]

Bullshit snook are like cats, feed em once and they hang around and propagate. A marina I go to has 12 that just hang around the docks looking for handouts all day.

[milkman]

My wife and I are going to the all you can eat lobster place in Orlando tomorrow for dinner, Man I love that place.

hmmm, sounds good, never heard of it! I might go to this lobsterfest for a bit! :bigthink:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hmmm, sounds good, never heard of it! I might go to this lobsterfest for a bit! :bigthink:

It's called Boston Lobster Fest and it's on I drive just south of Sand Lake Blvd over by the Ripley's Believe it or Not.

[PeteFromPA]

Those that don't burn up on re-entry will be invincible to all weapons known to man and will colonize the earth!! Seen this coming for decades!! :shifty:

:haha:

[milkman]

Bullshit snook are like cats, feed em once and they hang around and propagate. A marina I go to has 12 that just hang around the docks looking for handouts all day.

There are also a bunch that just hang out at the docks at Gators on the Pass here cuz they know no one can fuck with them and they just chill and wait for handouts as well. People always throwing them shrimp and shit! What a life eh? :D

[SJ]

morning fishermens

[iobane]

Proof once again Brent is a hypocrite and doesn't know what he's talking about.

[milkman]

Sup SJ!

[milkman]

Stoopid Brent..the film was based sometime way in the future, so a long time ago was still 1000's of yrs in the future right? And I don't even follow this shit!

[milkman]

So first Brent acts like he knows all about it and Tuddle is stoopid, now says he don't know the intricacies of it!! Shut the fuck up Brent..you are wrong as usual!

[Chob]

Stoopid Brent..the film was based sometime way in the future, so a long time ago was still 1000's of yrs in the future right? And I don't even follow this shit!
Uh...wut? :jj: The past is the past.

Also, "Chewbacca sounded like Terry Schiavo."
:lol:

[milkman]

Uh...wut? :jj: The past is the past.

Also, "Chewbacca sounded like Terry Schiavo."
:lol:

Um no...a film based in 200000 AD that says a long long time ago, like say 100000 AD is still way the fuck in our future right?

[Chob]

Um no...a film based in 200000 AD that says a long long time ago, like say 100000 AD is still way the fuck in our future right?
I get what your saying, but you're overthinking it. The films are set in some generic time in "the past." It's not meant to be any deeper than that. :jj:

[Chob]

Tuddle would be good wrestling midgets. :jj:

[Chob]

Was this a planned day off? He said yesterday "see you tomorrow." At least he had the decency to miss the day with no io show.

[milkman]

I am not sure Chob, they haven't really said anything. i think it was planned, he just likes to dupe the listeners and will prolly have some lame excuse, when like Butler said it is most likely for Tylers racing again. :idk:

[PeteFromPA]

Was this a planned day off? He said yesterday "see you tomorrow." At least he had the decency to miss the day with no io show.

I don't think it was planned.

[Chob]

I thought Tyler was done with racing for the year.

[milkman]

Butler said earlier he is racing at Tony's track Eldora, which I think is the USAC finals maybe.

[PeteFromPA]

http://mothership.beyondunreal.com/images/vader_facebook.jpg

[Chob]

http://mothership.beyondunreal.com/images/vader_facebook.jpg

:haha:

[PeteFromPA]

(chuckle)

[iobane]

Anon is protesting wall street?

[SJ]

Sup SJ!
not much

[SJ]

Anon is protesting wall street?
occupy wall street...

[PeteFromPA]

Next up for me: Ledge at 8 PM ET. :wave2:

[iobane]

Wonder if the 488 will be interesting.

[SJ]

friday is a wasteland in radio...


someone could clean the fuck up in ratings if they'd just do a show

[SJ]

Wonder if the 488 will be interesting.
guns and drunk tales?

meh

[SJ]

radioIO has been lacking guests.

In fact I think the diacos have had more guests in their run on IO then bubba's had in the same time.

who was bubba's last guest that mayberry chick?

[Chob]

Wonder if the 488 will be interesting.
I think you know the answer to this. :jj:

[iobane]

Week after next should be interesting.

[Teambaylagoon]

Think Ill enjoy some Happy Hour instead

[SJ]

Think Ill enjoy some Happy Hour instead
always a good choice

[The Butler]

Great, more gun talk.

If these guys can't find more topics than guns and drinking, take it off the air.

[iobane]

Was hoping they read my email about ned's load, framing it as a glory hole for the masses.

[SJ]

Great, more gun talk.

If these guys can't find more topics than guns and drinking, take it off the air.
or call it guns n blato

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Great, more gun talk.

If these guys can't find more topics than guns and drinking, take it off the air.

I'm a big fan of guns, so you'll get no complaints from me. Also I need something like this to wash off all of the ghey shit from this week.

[1c]

Sup Army!!!

[milkman]

Sup 1C..just workin from home here gettin ready to watch Cup practice! :D

:beer2:

[iobane]

Fuck, I could work from home but they won't let me bEcause they value employee abuse

[milkman]

So here's Bubba's excuse for today! I don't buy it! Unless there is a court date and time, there is nothing that can't wait until 10 AM, especially meeting with atty IMO! :idk:


BTLSRadio Bubba Clem
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@STEPHFRMPHILY @brittanyballet. Family (divorce) stuff

[milkman]

Fuck, I could work from home but they won't let me bEcause they value employee abuse

I can do almost my whole responsibilities remotely, except power cycle stuff. But because others can't, like working on PC's, they get fuckin jealous. Only because I work some on the weekend and only do half days on Friday my boss let's me work from home!

And still people are like, you are never here on Friday. Fuck off you jealous fucks, make ur own deal and STFU!

[1c]

So here's Bubba's excuse for today! I don't buy it! Unless there is a court date and time, there is nothing that can't wait until 10 AM, especially meeting with atty IMO! :idk:


BTLSRadio Bubba Clem
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@STEPHFRMPHILY @brittanyballet. Family (divorce) stuff

Ellis wants to be like bubba so bad that yesterday he announced he is getting a divorce and missed today as well..

[iobane]

Different circumstances. I just believe they don't trust employees and constantly remind them of it daily.

[1c]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/3/9/4/9/39499/C/1/A/u/C1Au/Beach_surprise.gif

[milkman]

Different circumstances. I just believe they don't trust employees and constantly remind them of it daily.

Yeah, been in that boat before too. It's all fine and dandy to work from home when it benefits them, but when it helps out the employee some, they can't be trusted to do what they are supposed to do. in a lot of cases that is true, but it should be determined on an individual basis, not as a policy!