Bubba Army Radio (week of 9/19/2011) - Bubba Fancy Man Up Your Ratings Thread

[jonstas]

Morning Fish and jonstas


hey pac!! how goes it?

[PACanesfan]

hey pac!! how goes it?

Work, and listening to some radio show host talk about huffin' shit. You?

[jonstas]

Work, and listening to some radio show host talk about huffin' shit. You?


yep... same here..

[Chob]

I heard Percy Cummings was a jenkem addict. :jj:

[SJ]

morning all

[milkman]

This shit is funny!! :jj:

[Chob]

This shit is funny!! :jj:
Literally.

[milkman]

I can see the DEA busting up a shit ring!! :lol:

[jonstas]

morning all


:denzil: morning sj

[SJ]

what up jonstas?

[Chob]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/1105072jenkem1.jpg

[PACanesfan]

I am going to do my civic duty. I will be turning in to local law enforcement any individual I see shitting in a bucket. :jj:

[SJ]

bubba just said - this is bullshit :lol:

also this is a couple years old

[Chob]

Fucking lost it at the "slang terms." :rofl:

[PACanesfan]

Nutella is awesome.

[SJ]

hold on - brent just said it's horrible and then said he's never had it

-_-

[milkman]

I see a new Bubba challenge!! :D

[Chob]

BRN Jenkem Challenge, lock it in.

[Chob]

We're debating the legality of using different types of shit to smear people in. This show gets surreal at times.

[SJ]

:facepalm:

[The Butler]

Fucking lost it at the "slang terms." :rofl:

Butthash. :jj:

[FishMuskys]

So this is why I'm lightheaded in the mornin'. I've been doing Jenkem all along:grin:

[jonstas]

what up jonstas?


sos... bored @me desk... you?

[milkman]

Fuckin Brent and his cacklin is so annoying!

[SJ]

if brent laughs at their jokes a bit more you could re-title this show the miserable men...

[SJ]

sos... bored @me desk... you?
preparing some jenkem here ;D

[SJ]

can we get brent in that coffin with the scorpions please? ;D

[Chob]

All this for a loaned moped.

[The Butler]

Fuckin Brent and his cacklin is so annoying!

Anything else Robin?

[legmanct]

Man the IO show is getting worse and worse ever day...

[SJ]

Man the IO show is getting worse and worse ever day...
had some bad experiences with jenkem have you? ;D

[FishMuskys]

I like Brent, I really do. But, I can't argue with you guys. He is gettin' annoying.

[milkman]

All this for a loaned moped.

If he can live through the challenges, it's his!! :D

[Chob]

had some bad experiences with jenkem have you? ;D
Bad jenkem trips? Like LSD?

[SJ]

Bad jenkem trips? Like LSD?
no I was thinking a mishap like a shit explosion to the face or something horrifying :lol:

[legmanct]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

[PACanesfan]

For my money, nothing beats alcohol on fresh thumb tack wounds on the back.

[jonstas]

preparing some jenkem here ;D


good shit? :Benny:

[The Butler]

Pop Rock the puss with DBall.

[Chob]

"I want to do something with an asshole." Oh Bubba.

[legmanct]

http://www.anus.com/etc/jenkem/

[jonstas]

For my money, nothing beats alcohol on fresh thumb tack wounds on the back.


then they could pretend to have the cops show up again..

[SJ]

good shit? :Benny:
feels great :lol:

[Chob]

"Stick to stock prognosis." :jj:

[SJ]

sheesus roadkill coffin? ew

[FishMuskys]

Roadkill! Now I'm interested.

[PeteFromPA]

Good call, Cynthia! :bigclap:

[PACanesfan]

Asshole expander...I lost it on that one.

[Chob]

Bubba Human Centipede Challenge.

[milkman]

Bubba is just too much into assholes and cocks as of late!

[PeteFromPA]

Bubba's Asshole Pumping Challenge :jj:

[SJ]

what the fuck happened to coming to toronto to do a palooza motherfucker?

[Chob]

Mmm....habaneros.

[PACanesfan]

what the fuck happened to coming to toronto to do a palooza motherfucker?

All funds are being diverted into ass play.

[PeteFromPA]

Isn't it winter up there already, SJ?

[FishMuskys]

I've got the Habenro's!

[PeteFromPA]

Blind James, maybe you can send the boys some spoiled breast milk.

[SJ]

Isn't it winter up there already, SJ?
nope.. fall still

[Chob]

Just got an e-mail from Russ, it says "fuck Toronto!"

[PeteFromPA]

nope.. fall still

My pal in New Brunswick says there's been ice on his driveway already!

[SJ]

Just got an e-mail from Russ, it says "fuck Toronto!"
yeah can you email him back for me and ask him who the fuck he is and why I should care? ;D

[PeteFromPA]

Just got an e-mail from Russ, it says "fuck Toronto!"

:haha:

[SJ]

My pal in New Brunswick says there's been ice on his driveway already!
oh yeah well down east - that place sucks :lol:

all they get is winter, drunk and storms ;D

[PeteFromPA]

Oooh, we're gonna get to listen to Bubba eat!

[PeteFromPA]

Jesus, Bubba, not even allowing D-Ball to enjoy a single day of bliss before working him for Pain Payment #1?

[jonstas]

Just got an e-mail from Russ, it says "fuck Toronto!"


:jj:

[milkman]

Really gonna suck for Dball when he forgets to put mixed fuel in it and it blows up, yet he has to pay anyhow!! :jj:

[PACanesfan]

Lee Roy Selmon's Resturant (http://www.leeroyselmons.com/)

If anyone is interested.

[milkman]

http://www.leeroyselmons.com/ (Lee Roy Selmon's resturant)

If anyone is interested.

They do have awesome food!! :D

[Chob]

I fucking love this parody.

[jonstas]

:jj: i ain't heard this one, before..

[SJ]

holy shit it's when greenday was good O_O

[Chob]

holy shit it's when greenday was good O_O
Fucking hipster. :jj:

[PACanesfan]

holy shit it's when greenday was good O_O

I was thinking that...

[Chob]

Nice. :bigclap:

We all know who it is, why beat around the bush?

[SJ]

Fucking hipster. :jj:
wait what?

so leger 8-11

but he said new personality for afternoon drive... that doesn't sound like shannon

[SJ]

oh so everyone who bought shit off itunes got fucked

thanks

[Chob]

Nice to see them really ramping stuff this up.

And the bits, I've been saying they should do that for a while since you can just clip them out of live shows.

[SJ]

I want my fucking 20 bucks of shit I've bought back you jobbers

[iobane]

Haha they sweetened the 12.99 pot.

[iobane]

HEY GUYS WE GOTS SOME BIG NEWS FOR YOU.

[legmanct]

I think its a mistake for him to put the bits up for download for free.

No reason to buy and Bubba CD's anymore.

The rest of it sounds good though.

[legmanct]

Ned hates dealing with visotors so he must leave first. :D :D

[FishMuskys]

oh so everyone who bought shit off itunes got fucked

thanks

Or any other package. K-5 anthology, wonka, etc. You knew it would happen.

[Chob]

I think its a mistake for him to put the bits up for download for free.

No reason to buy and Bubba CD's anymore.

The rest of it sounds good though.
It's a bigger incentive to sign up for a sub.

[PACanesfan]

I think its a mistake for him to put the bits up for download for free.

No reason to buy and Bubba CD's anymore.

The rest of it sounds good though.

He sounds like he is going 'all in' with IO. High risk, high reward.

[iobane]

Next up: free shirt every 4 months for 12.99 subs.

[legmanct]

It's a bigger incentive to sign up for a sub. Which means they have no plans to to fix the insecure streams.

But sounds like you can wait a few months sign up and suck down everything you want then cancel and all the best of Bubba.

Again I think its not a good idea.

[SJ]

It's a bigger incentive to sign up for a sub.
and a huge kick in the nuts to anyone who bought a cd or something from itunes...

[PACanesfan]

It's Burke and Ledge. Has to be. They have both been hyping it up on their respective shows.

[Chob]

There's no logical reason the highest level subs shouldn't get everything anyway. Plus like I said, if you really want the bits you can just edit them out of the full shows anyway. Just makes everything easier.

And what exactly did he say about Hendrie?

[legmanct]

Bubba is kissing Clear Channels ass.

[SJ]

There's no logical reason the highest level subs shouldn't get everything anyway. Plus like I said, if you really want the bits you can just edit them out of the full shows anyway. Just makes everything easier.

And what exactly did he say about Hendrie?
how do you get a bit out of a show that isn't on the site yet? hmmmmmmm?

[SJ]

There's no logical reason the highest level subs shouldn't get everything anyway. Plus like I said, if you really want the bits you can just edit them out of the full shows anyway. Just makes everything easier.

And what exactly did he say about Hendrie?
phil channel + archives

[Chob]

phil channel + archives
That's what I thought. That kicks ass right there.

[milkman]

There's no logical reason the highest level subs shouldn't get everything anyway. Plus like I said, if you really want the bits you can just edit them out of the full shows anyway. Just makes everything easier.

And what exactly did he say about Hendrie?

He will have all of Hendries archive material since like 1973 and will have a Hendrie channel playing nothing but old Hendrie shows!

I think these changes will be good.

[iobane]

Leave it to SJ to bitch how he's fucked by a great deal for everyone.

[Chob]

Leave it to SJ to bitch how he's fucked by a great deal for everyone.
Post of the week. :rofl:

[SJ]

Leave it to SJ to bitch how he's fucked by a great deal for everyone.
doing my job... we can't all drink the kool aid or else there's no one left to turn out the lights ;D

[SJ]

Leave it to SJ to bitch how he's fucked by a great deal for everyone.
also - I will not stop bitching till I get my fucking die cast car!

[Chob]

doing my job... we can't all drink the kool aid or else there's no one left to turn out the lights ;D
Did you personally buy bits from iTunes?

[milkman]

also - I will not stop bitching till I get my fucking die cast car!

Then you better order another one!! :lol:

[iobane]

So you get out of one cast and bitch about not getting another.

[Chob]

What is Bean waiting until November 1st for?

[SJ]

Did you personally buy bits from iTunes?
yes

I'll take the 20 from you if you wanna give it back ;D

[Chob]

yes

I'll take the 20 from you if you wanna give it back ;D
Did you not get what you paid for?

[FishMuskys]

So you get out of one cast and bitch about not getting another.

:haha:

[iobane]

Bean can't talk negotiation details until November first, it's called legal bullshit.

[milkman]

:dito: :jj:

[SJ]

Did you not get what you paid for?
think about it this way chob - that 20 bucks plus another 4 would have gotten me EVERYTHING they fucking have for 2 months... like it was pointed out earlier - I could have just downloaded all the bits and went back to 9.99

[Chob]

Bean can't talk negotiation details until November first, it's called legal bullshit.
Fucking lawyers...except the Diacos and Brian, they're cool guys. :jj:

[milkman]

Ummm I think we all know who it is Bubba...no one there can keep there mouth shut about anything! :D

[iobane]

Fuck you, pay your 12.99 and support your nonlethal addiction.

[SJ]

to put it in easier terms - I just bought 20 bucks of gas when I could have waited and spent 24 to get free fillups for 2 months...

I think I have a right to be a little pissed

[PACanesfan]

Take the wiffle ball bat and pound on the ceiling.

[iobane]

Hey dude, im calling you during an important meeting so we can tell everyone to buy stock... I mean good shits coming!

[SJ]

can we send back our wonka's and get our 150 bucks back so I can actually afford 12.99 a month?

[FishMuskys]

Fucking lawyers...except the Diacos and Brian, they're cool guys. :jj:

Hayslett was supposed to call me after his show. I'm still waiting by the phone.

[milkman]

That sounds like yes to me Bubba!! :lol:

[Chob]

Are they putting Hendrie's new web shows on this channel?

[SJ]

Are they putting Hendrie's new web shows on this channel?
why don't you turn on the show and find out?

[iobane]

Maybe you should call in your complaint SJ.

[PACanesfan]

Spice lecturing Bubba. Awesomee.

[SJ]

:crylol:

how much you bet bubba just fucked themselves over?

[Chob]

why don't you turn on the show and find out?
They didn't specify as far as I heard.

[jonstas]

Are they putting Hendrie's new web shows on this channel?


that's what it sounded like..

[SJ]

They didn't specify as far as I heard.
they said he's getting his own channel... which was posted twice up above ;D

[milkman]

Bubba never knows what is going on with his own shit, then claims the I'm on the board deal!! :lol:

[jonstas]

they said he's getting his own channel... which was posted twice up above ;D


i thought i heard him say that they'll be playing his show in the afternoons on their channel?

[SJ]

I hope whoever it is big man's bubba and asks for more money now

[iobane]

This is great.

[SJ]

i thought i heard him say that they'll be playing his show in the afternoons on their channel?
I think that's shannon he was talking about.

Phil's show is late night.. 10-3 am

[milkman]

they said he's getting his own channel... which was posted twice up above ;D

Yeah but they said it "won't" be live shows, so I assume old shows, not like the next day from his web show. :idk:

[jonstas]

I think that's shannon he was talking about.

Phil's show is late night.. 10-3 am


ahh... got ya..

[SJ]

Yeah but they said it "won't" be live shows, so I assume old shows, not like the next day from his web show. :idk:
ugh replays suck... you can't call in. kills the audience factor

[Chob]

they said he's getting his own channel... which was posted twice up above ;D
I didn't know if current obligations keep them from airing his AM show or what the deal he has with his current web show is. Nor did they say if they're getting any exclusive Hendrie content. They only mentioned archives. I just want clarification.

For all we know it's a 24/7 "Best of" stream.

[iobane]

Haha secure streams came up.

[Chob]

Haha secure streams came up.
Talk about the elephant in the room.

Also I love angry Spice, guy is hilarious.

[PACanesfan]

And this is why Bubba needs a quality office manager. Someone who has enough power and knowledge to schedule and keep people on budget and schedule.

[iobane]

Just call shannon and ask him if he's signing.

[Chob]

I wonder if part of the negotiations was loaning out BL to Phil to help him archive his stuff. :jj:

[Chob]

And this is why Bubba needs a quality office manager. Someone who has enough power and knowledge to schedule and keep people on budget and schedule.
That's what Jabs should be doing now.

[milkman]

That was a good explanation Bean!! :jj:

[FishMuskys]

Talk about the elephant in the room.

Also I love angry Spice, guy is hilarious.

Spice is earnin' his $ and tired of it. Now Beaner getting worked up.

[Chob]

Has any caller actually mentioned securing the streams?

[SJ]

Has any caller actually mentioned securing the streams?
the more they talk about it the more people realize you don't have to pay

[Chob]

Nice to hear Bubba fired up about this venture.

[FishMuskys]

the more they talk about it the more people realize you don't have to pay

Great point!

[PeteFromPA]

HAHAHAHA!

[PACanesfan]

I used to think the Bubba hillbilly businessman was a schtick. Now I am not so sure. Oh to be a fly on the wall during a board meeting with Bubba there.

[iobane]

Poor nick

[PeteFromPA]

There's no heat better than Spice's heat.

[milkman]

Bubba can't even fire people cuz he doesn't even know their name!! :jj:

[Chob]

There's no heat better than Spice's heat.
:troof:

[SJ]

if bubba is so positive why not make us a deal - if he doesn't have 100 bits by halloween - they refund everyone's 12.99 for the month..

man up fucker

[PACanesfan]

Newsflash. It's Shannon Burke.

[iobane]

Way2go blitz.

[Chob]

Newsflash. It's Shannon Burke.
A shocked hush just fell over the listening audience. :jj:

[jonstas]

Has any caller actually mentioned securing the streams?


i sure hope not..

[iobane]

Call him.

[PACanesfan]

Come on callers...Pile on Bubba. Keep hitting while the fire is hot. White hot radio.

[SJ]

i sure hope not..
:burial: ?

[Chob]

:burial: ?
He was looking for this: :hehehe:

[Chob]

So they have been talking seriously with Ferrall. :bigthink:

[PeteFromPA]

Ferrall is on a month-to-month basis at Sirius? WTF?

[PACanesfan]

So they have been talking seriously with Ferrall. :bigthink:

:bow:

[PACanesfan]

Lunchtime!

[iobane]

Bubba has this bag. It's full of cats. He just opened the god damned bag and started hitting the bottom of it with a bat.

[Chob]

Ferrall is on a month-to-month basis at Sirius? WTF?
They treat him like shit.

[SJ]

He was looking for this: :hehehe:
excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess ;D

[Chob]

In other news, McDish just had an aneurysm. :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

They treat him like shit.

Agreed, but month-to-month? I NEVER would have guessed that.

[iobane]

Bubba is channeling Kenny powers today. Mfceo.

[Chob]

excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess ;D
I have a clearer .gif of the burial if you want to swap it.

[SJ]

I have a clearer .gif of the burial if you want to swap it.
this is the second time you've mentioned it and not posted the fucking gif :rofl:

[iobane]

I'm downloading this show right away.

[SJ]

I'm downloading this show right away.
won't be up to oct since spice is busy uploading ten bits from itunes ;D

[Chob]

I'm downloading this show right away.
Same here. And it all started with jenkem. This show rarely moves in logical directions.

[SJ]

brent's suicidal?

[legmanct]

It not often that a show turns from Shit to Gold. :)

[SJ]

brent was like wow - give me more kool aid randy!

:facepalm:

if someone says "the camera loves you" don't believe them - the camera don't mean shit - it's the ratings that count

[jonstas]

Agreed, but month-to-month? I NEVER would have guessed that.


i'm sure ferrall just loves that bubba's announcing that to everyone..

[jonstas]

brent's suicidal?



:pray:

[PeteFromPA]

i'm sure ferrall just loves that bubba's announcing that to everyone..

Oh, I bet! That actually wasn't a very smart/cool thing to do.

[SJ]

i'm sure ferrall just loves that bubba's announcing that to everyone..
ferrall already mentioned it a few months ago... he flipped out on air on sirius

[iobane]

brent's suicidal?

Yep, and like his marriage and everything else he sucks at it.

[PeteFromPA]

ferrall already mentioned it a few months ago... he flipped out on air on sirius

Fucksticks, missed that rant, would have LOVED to hear it!

[SJ]

Yep, and like his marriage and everything else he sucks at it.
I think brent is fucking up his marriage just to have more in common with bubba

there I said it - dwi brent

[PeteFromPA]

Bubba's got strong jaw muscles... :bigthink:

[PeteFromPA]

I think brent is fucking up his marriage just to have more in common with bubba

there I said it - dwi brent

I don't think he has to try very hard. :jj:

[SJ]

Fucksticks, missed that rant, would have LOVED to hear it!
pete likes fishsticks?

[Chob]

I think brent is fucking up his marriage just to have more in common with bubba

there I said it - dwi brent
I'm glad you didn't decide to go into psychiatry. :jj:

[SJ]

you just explained why you didn't get a show bubba

jerry springer on steroids still fucking = jerry springer's format...

[iobane]

I'm glad you didn't decide to go into psychiatry. :jj:

Or motocross.

[PeteFromPA]

pete likes fishsticks?

:jrrolleyes:

[SJ]

I'm glad you didn't decide to go into psychiatry. :jj:
believe it or not I almost did

[Chob]

believe it or not I almost did
I hope you're fucking with us. Oh please be fucking with us. :jj:

[SJ]

Or motocross.
:crylol:

ok that was a good one

[iobane]

What about Ned!?

[SJ]

What about Ned!?
people always filmed in silhouette don't test well apparently

[SJ]

stfu brent the only person you've hit in the face in your life is amanda

[PeteFromPA]

stfu brent the only person you've hit in the face in your life is amanda

:haha:

[PeteFromPA]

:bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:

[PeteFromPA]

Helluva way to finish out the IO week!

[Chob]

Holy fuck. Bubba sounds about ready to pass out.

[PeteFromPA]

Now, off to lunch. Later, gators.

[SJ]

be good pete

[iobane]

He's going to lock in a 3some this weekend.

[FishMuskys]

Great start to a day off! Just put the wife on the lawnmower--Time for a cocktail.

[SJ]

He's going to lock in a 3some this weekend.
hello tire world? this is bubba... can I get a 3some of tires for my drifter?

[iobane]

3 mufflers 1 bubba.

[SJ]

oh shit it's BL's day in studio - wonder how many un-employed haters will call in today?

[iobane]

Please man, jtsm is a professionally respected referee and bj is a legalized weed seller.

[Chob]

Oh man, JTSM is getting trolled hard right now.

[iobane]

Did I say seller, I meant provider.

[jonstas]

alright kids :hw: see ya's in a week..

[Chob]

Of course BL is marking out to Phil. :mrgreen:

[Chob]

alright kids :hw: see ya's in a week..
:denzil:

[FishMuskys]

Garage smells like a skunk again with a whiskey chaser.

[iobane]

Stock is jumping.

[milkman]

Great start to a day off! Just put the wife on the lawnmower--Time for a cocktail.

My hero!! :D

:jj:

[SJ]

Stock is jumping.
odd it dropped earlier this morning.... :bigthink:

[milkman]

This mucous piece of total shit is still on!! :rolleyes:

[FishMuskys]

This mucous piece of total shit is still on!! :rolleyes:

And then also, and anotherthing, and one more point, and did you hear...see ya fuckers.

[Chob]

This mucous piece of total shit is still on!! :rolleyes:
Oh come on man, you'd miss him if he stopped calling. :jj:

[SJ]

slapshot challenge is a good idea

[iobane]

How about having dball listen to Benny calling in and talking about his borderline gay agenda. Thatd be a good pain game.

[SJ]

How about having dball listen to Benny calling in and talking about his borderline gay agenda. Thatd be a good pain game.
how about dball has to live with benny and everytime he tries to call, dball shoots a load in his face?

[iobane]

Too much enjoyment for Benny.

[milkman]

Oh come on man, you'd miss him if he stopped calling. :jj:

About as much as I miss the flu, diarrhea and puking up blood!! hmmm, no I think I'd rather have that!! :jj:

[milkman]

how about dball has to live with benny and everytime he tries to call, dball shoots a load in his face?

Something tells me that would make Benny try to call in 10 times to every fuckin show ya know.

[SJ]

:facepalm:

[Chob]

Bubba Butthash Challenge. Lock it in.

[PeteFromPA]

Hey, big ups to Blind Lawrence for an excellent job on the show today, perhaps his best job yet! MARK OUT, FUCKERS! :bigclap:

[Chob]

Hey, big ups to Blind Lawrence for an excellent job on the show today, perhaps his best job yet! MARK OUT, FUCKERS! :bigclap:
He's gotten a lot more comfortable on the air, plus it pisses off the right people. Well done. :jj:

[Chob]

Show's up for download.

[Chob]

If you want to hear what Shannon says about this, if anything, on the 810 AM show:

http://cent3.serverhostingcenter.com/tunein.php/masteele/playlist.pls

http://cent3.serverhostingcenter.com/tunein.php/masteele/playlist.asx

http://cent3.serverhostingcenter.com/tunein.php/masteele/playlist.ram

http://cent3.serverhostingcenter.com/tunein.php/masteele/playlist.qtl

Or this link I can never get to work:
http://big810am.com/portals/5/bigradio_live2.asp

[FishMuskys]

Hey, big ups to Blind Lawrence for an excellent job on the show today, perhaps his best job yet! MARK OUT, FUCKERS! :bigclap:

Already sent him a twat. His spot reads are real good. I'd have him do commercials.

[SJ]

leftover pizza for lunch

[PeteFromPA]

I had a way-too-tiny salad.

[Ski Lo]

I just had a chocolate doughnut...

[SJ]

I just had a chocolate doughnut...
hey cm

[Ski Lo]

What's going on SJ..


Getting ready to rain like hell here.Good thing I cut the grass yesterday.

[SJ]

What's going on SJ..


Getting ready to rain like hell here.Good thing I cut the grass yesterday.
not much... just watchin some news

[Ski Lo]

not much... just watchin some news

Network news?



Propaganda......:rolleyes:

[SJ]

Network news?



Propaganda......:rolleyes:
cooking show now... some annoying fuck is yelling at me to cook shit... what a douche

[SJ]

stefano faita - y u no use your indoor voice?

[Chob]

Burke's not on the 810 show today.

[iobane]

Did they read non saturley/hunter emails this morning?

Also:skipped lunch, yay 9 hour day.

[milkman]

Awww home!! :woot:

:beer2: