The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[NY_FTE]

Fuck. There goes my Halloween costume idea. A TSA agent shirt with a sign "free cavity checks here." How else will I cop a feel on chicks with slutty Halloween outifts? :jj:

:haha:

[SJ]

Would Cpt NY look like Cpt Lou Albano though?
I got the weirdest image in my head right now :lol:

[SJ]

Fuck. There goes my Halloween costume idea. A TSA agent shirt with a sign "free cavity checks here." How else will I cop a feel on chicks with slutty Halloween outifts? :jj:
breast inspector - duh :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So how pissed do you guys think Bubba is that Ludlow has pretty much owned him. I mean he has Bubbas so flapped up it isn't even funny. I love how upset he gets when he says that Ludlow hasn't done anything wrong and "he's anonymous, we can't be" you know damn well if he was able to do the shit Ludlow was doing he would be doing it himself. He's just mad because someone beat him at his own game.

[SJ]

VERY BIG BALLS!

[NY_FTE]

breast inspector - duh :lol:

it is breast cancer awareness month:bigthink: feel for lumps

[iobane]

CHO.B.G.Y.N.

[Chob]

CHO.B.G.Y.N.
:spit:

[SJ]

it is breast cancer awareness month:bigthink: feel for lumps
it's no coincidence it's in october - leger told me it was a conspiracy :lol:

[SJ]

CHO.B.G.Y.N.
:crylol:

[NY_FTE]

So how pissed do you guys think Bubba is that Ludlow has pretty much owned him. I mean he has Bubbas so flapped up it isn't even funny. I love how upset he gets when he says that Ludlow hasn't done anything wrong and "he's anonymous, we can't be" you know damn well if he was able to do the shit Ludlow was doing he would be doing it himself. He's just mad because someone beat him at his own game.

i had a theory i was driving in mass and town called ludlow.Then i googled it and it also comes up as a town in VT.:bigthink: i think its Dave rice hahaha

[radiopirate]

So how pissed do you guys think Bubba is that Ludlow has pretty much owned him. I mean he has Bubbas so flapped up it isn't even funny. I love how upset he gets when he says that Ludlow hasn't done anything wrong and "he's anonymous, we can't be" you know damn well if he was able to do the shit Ludlow was doing he would be doing it himself. He's just mad because someone beat him at his own game.

Thats exactly it. He got pissed he doesn't have control of the situation. Someone posted today that maybe he was right but got owned on the back side gimmick. Kinda makes you wonder.

[Chob]

Thats exactly it. He got pissed he doesn't have control of the situation. Someone posted today that maybe he was right but got owned on the back side gimmick. Kinda makes you wonder.
I'm starting to lean towards this theory more. Fuck, I don't know.

[Chob]

The TSA is taking the Bubba stance. They can call the shots on who can poke fun at them. :jj:

[NY_FTE]

well i gotta go run out the last of my hours and hope i worked myself into 3 day off.Unless they pull some bullshit.later guys.:wave2:

[Chob]

well i gotta go run out the last of my hours and hope i worked myself into 3 day off.Unless they pull some bullshit.later guys.:wave2:
Later. :denzil:

[SJ]

well i gotta go run out the last of my hours and hope i worked myself into 3 day off.Unless they pull some bullshit.later guys.:wave2:
later NY

[Spaz]

see ya NY

[Chob]

Heh. I just got up to check. That's the deodorant I use. Fucking freaky. :jj:

[Spaz]

Heh. I just got up to check. That's the deodorant I use. Fucking freaky. :jj:

Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman ?

[Chob]

Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman ?
Hey! I have sensitive skin. :jj:

They said Old Spice "High Endurance" right? Shit works good.

[Chob]

The real "Fast and Furious" scandal is that they keep making those piece of shit movies. :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

Hey! I have sensitive skin. :jj:

They said Old Spice "High Endurance" right? Shit works good.

Fresh Scent only. Otherwise you smell like Burl Ives.

[Spaz]

The real "Fast and Furious" scandal is that they keep making those piece of shit movies. :jj:

Ok i'll give you some :jj:

i shouldn't but i'm gonna ..

[PeteFromPA]

My Macbook Pro is pure again. I have removed my Windows partition.

[Spaz]

Fresh Scent only. Otherwise you smell like Burl Ives.

Burl Ives had some nice sweaters though ...

[PeteFromPA]

Burl Ives had some nice sweaters though ...

His pipe collection was second to none as well.

[PeteFromPA]

Bubba One > Howard 101

[PeteFromPA]

Just sayin'

[Chob]

Bubba One > Howard 101
Agreed.

[SJ]

you can turn them into all kinds of things...

circle around a cross is easy... thicken the outline into a circle and fill in the missing spaces... done

[Chob]

Casual racism at family gatherings is so fucking awkward.

[iobane]

Casual racism at family gatherings is so fucking great!

Ftfy.

[Chob]

Depends on your perspective. :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon folks!

:beer2:

[iobane]

I look at old people being racist the same way cartman looks at touretz.

[Spaz]

Afternoon folks!

:beer2:

Hey dude !:wave2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Afternoon folks!

:beer2:

What's goin on homeslice?

[milkman]

Any word yet Cpt?

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Any word yet Cpt?

I'll give you two guesses, first one doesn't count.

[milkman]

I'll give you two guesses, first one doesn't count.

Checks in the mail? :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Checks in the mail? :D

Exactly :rolleyes: I may try to email Spice, it seems like he is pretty good at getting back to people. I'm gonna send him something right now.

[radiopirate]

Whats the deal with Tuttle on the show?

[iobane]

It's not tuddle its Colin on coke.

[milkman]

Collin is out.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Okay Milk refund email sent to Spice, let's see what happens now...

[radiopirate]

It's not tuddle its Colin on coke. I believe that!

Collin is out.
Couldn't afford the gas money eh? Must've had to put the choppa' down one too many times last week.

[PeteFromPA]

Casual racism at family gatherings is so fucking awkward.

It's much better when it is an organized, targeted effort. :jj:

[milkman]

Okay Milk refund email sent to Spice, let's see what happens now...

He'll forward to Bean! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He'll forward to Bean! :jj:

Probably, I really think I'm going to have to schedule an early enlister studio visit and ask them in person once I'm in the door of course.

[milkman]

It's much better when it is an organized, targeted effort. :jj:

So ur family gatherings include white pointy hats eh? :jj:

[Spaz]

So ur family gatherings include white pointy hats eh? :jj:

Family reunion line dance :jj:

clan:

[milkman]

:haha: Forgot our little friends!!

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So ur family gatherings include white pointy hats eh? :jj:

:clan:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Shit Spaz beat me to it, took me forever to find that one.... :lol:

[milkman]

Spaz has that one on speed dial! :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Spaz has that one on speed dial! :D

:whitepower:

[milkman]

1C be popping in any minute now! :D

[PeteFromPA]

So ur family gatherings include white pointy hats eh? :jj:

No, we pick on the Dutch, for some reason. Pointy wooden shoes.

[milkman]

Hang up on this bitch, we don't want to hear what he has to say either! :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

Shannon needs to play Manson's "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" sound clip.

[PeteFromPA]

Ok, the caller saved himself a bit.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

This guy they have in studio sounds a lot like Al Queda.

[milkman]

Who Rick? Maybe a little, not too much though! :idk:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Who Rick? Maybe a little, not too much though! :idk:

okay yeah Rick, sounds a lot like him to me???

[milkman]

okay yeah Rick, sounds a lot like him to me???

I think it is just ur fantasies of wanting to oil up Al Qeada! :jj:

[radiopirate]

I thought the same thing when I first started listening. Its also weird that his twitter handle has BTLS in it yet he works for Shannon.

[milkman]

I thought the same thing when I first started listening. Its also weird that his twitter handle has BTLS in it yet he works for Shannon.

He doesn't work for shannon, he works for IO and runs the board and chimes in on all the afternoon, evening shows.

[iobane]

He works for bubba, he's the board op for all shows after bubba's.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

He works for bubba, he's the board op for all shows after bubba's.

Whaddya think IO, does he sound like Al Queda?

[iobane]

Yes.

[radiopirate]

He doesn't work for shannon, he works for IO and runs the board and chimes in on all the afternoon, evening shows.

Ah thanks!

[iobane]

Fuck he said sushi, now I'm hungry.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Yes.

Thank you....Milk the empirical evidence is in. This dude sounds like Mr. Bollywood.

[The Butler]

Afternoon folks.

:cheers:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

So, am I the only one who doesn't think this Colin voice is really that funny?

Hey Butler.

[iobane]

Yes

[Spaz]

Hey Butler


i think the Colin voice is funny ..

[radiopirate]

I thought it was stupid at first but it has grown on me.

[milkman]

Sup Butler! Love the collin voice, cracks me up!

:beer2:

[iobane]

Cause Chinese and Japanese have a phonetical counterpart to their calligraphy.

[milkman]

Churches are nuthin more than organized legal scams! IMO

[SJ]

been lovin todays show

was playin some vidya

[SJ]

lololololololoo

[milkman]

Wow look at that efficiency! Only 3 days to get someone 4 T shirts!! :jj:

[Spaz]

Wow look at that efficiency! Only 3 days to get someone 4 T shirts!! :jj:

hahaha

[1c]

Hey now..
:beer2:

[milkman]

Huh, so 2 people efficiently sent T shirts! :jj:

[milkman]

Sup 1C!

:beer2:

[1c]

Sup 1C!

:beer2:

Hey now Mizelk..
Any chance the fish win tonight? lol..

[milkman]

Hey now Mizelk..
Any chance the fish win tonight? lol..

Well, it is on the road, so maybe! I give em 30% chance!

[1c]

Well, it is on the road, so maybe! I give em 30% chance!

Jet's ain't exactly setting it on fire either..
How was the Monday homie?

[milkman]

Jet's ain't exactly setting it on fire either..
How was the Monday homie?

It sucked as all the rest of Monday's! By 9 I was home sick!! :jj:

[1c]

It sucked as all the rest of Monday's! By 9 I was home sick!! :jj:

What's up? Not feeling good?

[milkman]

What's up? Not feeling good?

Nah, just homesick ya know..would rather be at home! :D

Though do feel a sore throat coming on I think. been takin some halls drops, seems better.

[Laskers Mullet]

Hey guys!

How was the show today?

[milkman]

Sup LM, it was an ok show IMO!

[1c]

Hey guys!

How was the show today?

Didn't hear hardly any meself..
:beer2:

[SJ]

hey now 1c and LM

[milkman]

hmmm, so Doc Sat fucked around? :munch:

[SJ]

Hey guys!

How was the show today?
I missed FM but apparently bubba apologized for the twitter deboggle

the IO show was ok but bubba was in a meeting for 3/4 of it and when he came back on he just kinda did TV on the radio...

[SJ]

why do I feel like a dirty perv listening to this?

[1c]

hey now 1c and LM

Sup SJ..
How's my favorite Canuck today?
:beer2:

[brooker]

So what did the doc do, affair?

[milkman]

That's what it sounds like!

[SJ]

Sup SJ..
How's my favorite Canuck today?
:beer2:
doing ok... just doing some exercise right now

hows things in the boulder state?

[SJ]

So what did the doc do, affair?
hey now brooker - I think so :jj:

[The Butler]

doing ok... just doing some exercise right now



Try working the other arm. :jj:

[1c]

doing ok... just doing some exercise right now

hows things in the boulder state?

All good here in Vermont, lol..

[milkman]

Imagine that!

BTLSRadio Bubba Clem
@Bigsarge36 stop over reacting. Everything will be ok




Bigsarge36 Big Sarge
To my friends, I aplogize for letting you all down, my actions this week are are a discrace. I will not accept any bump in rank!


Bigsarge36 Big Sarge
I will be del my account tonight, please DM me if you woudl like to stay in contact.

[SJ]

Imagine that!

BTLSRadio Bubba Clem
@Bigsarge36 stop over reacting. Everything will be ok




Bigsarge36 Big Sarge
To my friends, I aplogize for letting you all down, my actions this week are are a discrace. I will not accept any bump in rank!


Bigsarge36 Big Sarge
I will be del my account tonight, please DM me if you woudl like to stay in contact.
what's this all aboot?

[The Butler]

Big Sarge falling on his sword?

[milkman]

Seems like it! Feels shamed! I'm sure his PTSD don't help much!

[The Butler]

Wasn't he one of the detectives on the Lulow = Peter deal?

[milkman]

Yes, so said Bubba!

[Chob]

I place the brunt of the responsibility firmly on Bubba's crew. Sure they got bad info, but it was up to them to look into it further.

[brooker]

I place the brunt of the responsibility firmly on Bubba's crew. Sure they got bad info, but it was up to them to look into it further.

I'm sure Cox could get an FCC complaint or violation over it. From the FCC page "Broadcasting threatening or intimidating statements about an individual or group".

[Spaz]

Bigsarge36 Big Sarge
I will be del my account tonight, please DM me if you woudl like to stay in contact.

Perhaps he will start a "trend"(haha) among other twitter marks.

[Lerch]

hello again.

[Lerch]

excellent feature of radioio, if you're not so hot on the bubba one feed, it's an instant replay of shannon burke. yeeeah. on b2.

:bigclap:

[SJ]

puff puff pass time

[legmanct]

Is it just me.. our is listening to the music before Shannon start his show make you feel link your in a dark dingy smoke filled strip club watcing some ugly skank shove a beer bottle up her twat?

[iobane]

Wouldn't know, I generally just start up the iPod for 30 mins.

[iobane]

Tuddle and Colin, oh boy confusion time.

[milkman]

Shit, I binge drink every day then! :jj:

[iobane]

I exclusively binge drink then.

[legmanct]

Fuck Benny

[PeteFromPA]

I get out of a meeting, turn the sound up, and it's fucking BENNY! Goddamn him!

[iobane]

It's only an insulator if you have a lot of it you fat slob. It actually helps remove heat from your body because the hairs give extra exposure to air to carry the heat away.

[1c]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/300152_286982961331042_223414024354603_1124089_4028164_n.jpg

[PACanesfan]

Your Decision - Alice In Chains

Let this one ride out Burke. Love this song.

[1c]

Your Decision - Alice In Chains

Let this one ride out Burke. Love this song.

:bigup: Great song!

[PeteFromPA]

I love "Nutshell". That song cuts right through me.

[PeteFromPA]

Alice in Chains- Nutshell (lyrics) - YouTube

[SJ]

sup fuckers?

[iobane]

We got 1.75x more tuddle today than yesterday.

[Spaz]

sup fuckers?
I don't know i just got here.:jj:

:420wave:

[SJ]

hey now spaz and bane

[Spaz]

I love "Nutshell". That song cuts right through me.

:brofist:

[milkman]

Home!! :woot:

:beer2:

[PACanesfan]

Unfortunately, the 867-5309 trick is closing fast. Most places now ask for the name on the account and address too.

[milkman]

The Winn Dixie here has cleaned up quite a bit, and they do have some great deals on meat!

[SJ]

sup milk and PAC?

[milkman]

yo SJ!

[PACanesfan]

sup milk and PAC?

Struggling to get through the last hour and twenty at work. That's about it.

[Spaz]

Home!! :woot:

:beer2:

:wave2: Sup dude !?!

[milkman]

Sup Spaz, just happy I don't still have an hr 20 for work! :D Sorry PA! :jj:

[SJ]

two finger click

[milkman]

Enough of this appletalk!! Hey that's what the network field said yrs ago!! :jj:

i made a network funny!! :jj:

[SJ]

:whistle:

that was my tweet he just read :lol:

it works that way on the laptop

[SJ]

I don't even have an Iphone :lol:

[SJ]

I just tweeted burke to ask tuddle why I'm a creep for looking at his wife but he can take pics of strange women

[PACanesfan]

Little Caesar's is still kicking it. $5.55 pepperoni pizza. Godfather's was awful, if I remember it right.

[SJ]

guy calling from an iphone :lol:

drops call

[SJ]

Little Caesar's is still kicking it. $5.55 pepperoni pizza. Godfather's was awful, if I remember it right.
almost bought one today but went with harvey's instead

[milkman]

I just asked him to have Tuddle tell us why he had to leave yesterday! Spice seemed pissed at it! As if he wasn't pissed at everything already! :D

[PeteFromPA]

I just asked him to have Tuddle tell us why he had to leave yesterday! Spice seemed pissed at it! As if he wasn't pissed at everything already! :D

I wanna know that too. And Tuddle should just join up here at KB.

[milkman]

Little Caesar's is still kicking it. $5.55 pepperoni pizza. Godfather's was awful, if I remember it right.

Pizza pizza! Always been hit or miss with LC's. sumtimes they would be good, other times greasy and nasty.

I usually just order from this italian joint that delivers and get a nice antipasta salad with it! mmm mmm

[SJ]

I wanna know that too. And Tuddle should just join up here at KB.
Game was gonna try and get him to sign up but I dunno whatever happened to that.

I'd like to see B-fudd posting HTML here too :lol:

[SJ]

Herman Cain is on CNN right now

[iobane]

Jet's pizza best pizza.

[milkman]

Meh, I don't like Jet's, or is that Joto's? hmmm

[iobane]

Wasn't jet's because it's impossible to hate it.

Unless you're a nazi or something.

[SJ]

Wasn't jet's because it's impossible to hate it.

Unless you're a nazi or something.
nein! :ironfist:

[milkman]

I could have been a Nazi!! :D

And SJ is a board nazi!! :jj:

[SJ]

chaz bono was an ugly chick and is now a fugly fat dude...

kinda of a lose lose situation if you ask me...

[PeteFromPA]

I could have been a Nazi!! :D

And SJ is a board nazi!! :jj:

Careful, schmoogie, or SJ will march us off to the ovens...

[SJ]

Careful, schmoogie, or SJ will march us off to the ovens...
zey are showerz. Ve vill clean you ;D

[milkman]

Speaking of trannies, did you guys see that story about them 2 dikes that have a boy and they are making him take some anti puberty pills so he can make up his own mind later what sex he wants to be?? Now that is one strong argument against gays being able to adopt kids! :nuts:

[SJ]

spaz - you want a burke .png for photoshoppin?

[iobane]

chaz bono was an ugly chick and is now a fugly fat dude...

kinda of a lose lose situation if you ask me...
Depends, I view it as a grenade turning into a noncompetitor that I dont pay attention to.

Now if everyone else could stop giving it attention we'd be fine.

[SJ]

if you get pregnant they send you to an adult learning center up here

[milkman]

Yeah, my wifes daughter watched that damn show 16 and pregnant, and what do you know, she gets pregnant! :nuts:

[iobane]

Down here when you get pregnant under 18, they punch you in the stomach.










And by they I mean me.

[milkman]

That's what my suggestion was! if it was my daughter, it would have been a few kicks for good measure, then a bullet for the punk that knocked her up! :getsome:

[iobane]

Lets not be too hasty here. That guy might help you with the kicking.

[milkman]

See, even Ned is on my script!! :D

OfficialNedBTLS Nedley Mandingo
Sick of hearing bout Beyonce's f'in baby bump Like these 2 egomaniacs r ever gonna b good parents or stay married A belly kick is in order!!

[iobane]

Ned's DD call was golden.

[Spaz]

spaz - you want a burke .png for photoshoppin?

um YEAH !

[milkman]

Lets not be too hasty here. That guy might help you with the kicking.

hmmm, that would work out. let him kick her to abort, then I shoot him saying I caught him kicking her and lost it! Win win!! :D

[milkman]

Ned's DD call was golden.

I missed it, was in a mtg! What was the jist of it?

[SJ]

ok so I found a picture of shannon on BTLS.com back when he got arrested...

check out the site's fucking description: Download Manson’s Shannon Burke Song

and they wonder why shit doesn't get indexed right there?

fucking jobbers common and get your shit together

[SJ]

UTF-8 motherfuckers - LEARN TO USE IT

[PACanesfan]

I missed it, was in a mtg! What was the jist of it?

He just called in to bust balls. Complemented Spice on a good job as PD and then told .25 he was shitting on Rosa Park's face because he screwed up the Local 488.

[SJ]

I'm confused...

:lol:

[milkman]

I don't think Tuddsy and Collin sound alike! :idk:

[SJ]

I do

[SJ]

did IO just hiccup there?

[PeteFromPA]

did IO just hiccup there?

Yes

[Ski Lo]

What happend there???

[milkman]

He just called in to bust balls. Complemented Spice on a good job as PD and then told .25 he was shitting on Rosa Park's face because he screwed up the Local 488.

Thanks Pa! Pretty funny on the Rosa Parks!! :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

What happend there???

Something that Bubba will never blow a gasket over, because he can't throw Bean under the bus like he does Spice.

[iobane]

Stream got shoryuken'd.

[The Butler]

Hey now!

:beer2:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

Enjoying a barley pop and it's pizza night. Might be the last pie from that location. Building a new store next door. Gonna miss the place. At least the ovens are moving too.

[milkman]

WE have a boatload of Blackberries at work. Their reason they said service was lost was because a "switch" went down!! yeah right!

[SJ]

Stream got shoryuken'd.
:violentken:

[iobane]

Someone explain.

[SJ]

WE have a boatload of Blackberries at work. Their reason they said service was lost was because a "switch" went down!! yeah right!
a former employee hacked them... this happened right after they let like 2000 people go and they immediately said "this has nothing to do with the firings"

which is kinda odd cause no one was saying it did... guilty conscious if you ask me.

that's my theory

[SJ]

same with that huge power outage years ago - that was an attack from within and they do not want it getting out that it can even be accessed

that was my tweet again ;D

[iobane]

Someone explain the Obama ditch joke.

[SJ]

Someone explain the Obama ditch joke.
say wha?

[The Butler]

Tuesday night fooseball on ESPN tonight. I'm sure SJ is thrilled.

[Ski Lo]

Someone explain the Obama ditch joke.

I thought he was trying to say blakes don't swim..:jj:

[SJ]

Tuesday night fooseball on ESPN tonight. I'm sure SJ is thrilled.
as excited as you are for knockout radio

[milkman]

Tuesday night fooseball on ESPN tonight. I'm sure SJ is thrilled.

Well kind of...Fl Int v Ark St!

[SJ]

we need a thread for all these great apps

[Spaz]

Well kind of...Fl Int v Ark St!

2 power house programs :jj:

[SJ]

buzzard didn't get that joke either :lol:

@TheShannonBurke ,call me stupid,But not for Nothing ,plz,explain that Black joke,about Obama digging a big ass hole at White House,???

[SJ]

http://www.kingbubba.com/forums/showthread.php?p=348115

APP thread for you smart phoners

[SJ]

did you know Icloud doesn't support the chrome browser?

[Spaz]

:munch:

[1c]

Afternoon peeps
:beer2:

[SJ]

hey now 1c

[milkman]

Sup 1C!

:beer2:

[Spaz]

Afternoon peeps
:beer2:

:wave2:Hayay .....in colinvoice

[Ski Lo]

She sounds like a party!

[SJ]

1st

[SJ]

:metal:

fucking right!

MAIDEN!

[iobane]

3 hours to go.

[SJ]

they pulled lohans probation

[PACanesfan]

3 hours to go.

^ Yeah that.

I got me homework to do tonight too. First night of classes. I haven't been a student since 2003.

[milkman]

3 hours to go.

40 minutes to go! :D

[SJ]

I swear - milk is actually a student in high school

[milkman]

I swear - milk is actually a student in high school

Yeah, I like to hang out with me kid there!! :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

they pulled lohans rotting teeth

Fixed.

[Chob]

^ Yeah that.

I got me homework to do tonight too. First night of classes. I haven't been a student since 2003.
I don't miss it one bit.

[iobane]

No he's just so old they let him go home for his afternoon nap, else he gets cranky.

[SJ]

Fixed.
:lol:

[SJ]

highly volatile?

[SJ]

a bunch of animals on the loose - is highly volatile?

this cops a fucking stooge

[iobane]

Exploding penguins

[SJ]

I'm making something for all you colin fans ;D

[iobane]

I'm making something for everyone;D

Fixed.

[SJ]

touche :lol:


anyone got a good high resy pic of colin by any chance?

[SJ]

pete - I do have a minute - hit me up when you can

sorry I missed you - I was eatin some lunch

[PACanesfan]

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed. :jj:

[SJ]

Rule #1 of pet ownership. Never own anything that you can't punt or pick up and toss against a wall if needed. :jj:
I have to sell my cattle?

what if they can pick you up and throw you against a wall? that count?

[PACanesfan]

Do you consider cattle pets? Or are they livestock?

And if they can throw you against a wall or rip your face off(i.e. a Xanaxed up chimp), probably best to avoid them.

[milkman]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!! :D

[SJ]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!! :D
cows won't eat people... I'm in the clear then :lol:

and yeah I consider them pets until they get fat and then they're livestock :lol:

[SJ]

I once had a steer that would follow me every where - it got annoying cause he wouldn't move for the tractor and just stand there in the way... you'd have to get off the tractor and literally push him out of the way...

let me tell you when he was about 800 pounds it was fucking impossible to move that fucker :lol:

[PACanesfan]

If you can eat your pets, it's ok. IF they can eat you!! Not ok!! :D

That is now my rule #2 of pet ownership.

[SJ]

guys what's the colin line about pussy ?

is it - I eat the best pussy? or was it I eat the best pussy ever?

[SJ]

anyone?

[milkman]

I think it varies between those and "I am the best pussy eater"

[milkman]

Fuck it, I'm outta here! Catch ya's on the flipside!

[Lerch]

world's best pussy licker.

[SJ]

dammit.. which is it?

:lol: