The Shannon Burke Show Listening Thread!

[SJ]

She needs to visit the local fake and bake ,get her some tan ...
chob will have a meltdown if you insult his lady

[Chob]

chob will have a meltdown if you insult his lady
I like fair skin, most don't. I've learned that by now. :jj: If you're talking tans though, natural is always better. Same with tits.

[Chob]

Hold up...when's the last time Doc Sat did a show? I was digging his new format.

[Spaz]

I like fair skin, most don't. I've learned that by now. :jj: If you're talking tans though, natural is always better. Same with tits.

shes pretty, just pasty is all
the real sun makes a better tone than a bed.

[SJ]

shes pretty, just pasty is all
the real sun makes a better tone than a bed.
so was the chick from the 5th element - if she was tanned she would look dumb :lol:

[Chob]

I love that dumb movie. :jj:

[Spaz]

so was the chick from the 5th element - if she was tanned she would look dumb :lol:

Lelu had a better tint than the darkmatch does ...:jj:

[milkman]

Hayslett needs to learn gimmick control on these sound bites! :jj:

[Spaz]

Hayslett needs to learn gimmick control on these sound bites! :jj:

hes nutt hut as a motherfucker ,hokey if you will :jj:

[milkman]

And he needs to learn hang control..he let's mofo's ramble too damn much! Like this fuck on now. Get to the point motherfucker!

[milkman]

Damn Spaz, was changing the tire on me trailer yesterday so had it up on the stands. While I was tightening the lugs back up I felt this boom. Wheel dropped down, just figured maybe the jack stand slipped or sumthin. Nope, on both sides of me trailer the bracket that holds up the axles, (leaf springs) broke right out of the frame and fell. Fuck!! Got someone that will fix it though.

Then trying to replace the carb on the wifes 4 wheeler, I can't even pull the slide out of it. That bitch is stuck. Never had that happen before on a carb!

Knew I should have just slacked and blowed it off! :jj:

[Spaz]

Damn Spaz, was changing the tire on me trailer yesterday so had it up on the stands. While I was tightening the lugs back up I felt this boom. Wheel dropped down, just figured maybe the jack stand slipped or sumthin. Nope, on both sides of me trailer the bracket that holds up the axles, (leaf springs) broke right out of the frame and fell. Fuck!! Got someone that will fix it though.

Then trying to replace the carb on the wifes 4 wheeler, I can't even pull the slide out of it. That bitch is stuck. Never had that happen before on a carb!

Knew I should have just slacked and blowed it off! :jj:

dude that sucks about you trailer ,good thing it didnt wait till you were on the road to happen ...

as for the slide ....it's the ethanol in the gas ..everyone i know with a bike
that still has a carb,has been having issues with it .

[milkman]

Yeah that's what I was saying..glad I wasn't going 80 or so, though don't think it would have broke while driving with no downward pressure.

Gonna have to start going to this Sonoco for fuel..still no ethanol in it. But this slide is fuckin stuck. I have a new carb, so no worries on that, but damn! I've had em stick a little before, but not so you can't pull em out!

[milkman]

Sounds like gramps just wants some coffee! :jj:

[Spaz]

shhhpooky stories on the psycho ward tonight .

[milkman]

And a super high cheeeese factor on these shows! :nuts:

[SJ]

all sunoco gas has ethonol :lol:

[milkman]

all sunoco gas has ethonol :lol:

Not here bitch!

[milkman]

Man up bitch..."daddy" is gone!

[Spaz]

Man up bitch..."daddy" is gone!

:lol:

[SJ]

Not here bitch!
you mean the stuff you guys buy from the plant out in western canada? yeah it does :jj:

unless there's another refinery

[milkman]

yeah SJ, now ur a fuel expert eh? :rolleyes:

[Spaz]

the plate hood commercial is a refreshing addition to the mix ...:D

just cause these other ones are used the fuck up ..

[iobane]

Kumlavos

[SJ]

yeah SJ, now ur a fuel expert eh? :rolleyes:
yeah... of course...

I know sunoco only makes ethenol gas up here cause you cannot find it without it. plus they make UPI gas and all of their gas is really high in ethenol...

[milkman]

yeah... of course...

I know sunoco only makes ethenol gas up here cause you cannot find it without it. plus they make UPI gas and all of their gas is really high in ethenol...

Well next time I go get some I'll get a picture of the signs for you. Not like they can just say that, you can't fuck around here with gas and what it has in it or not.

[milkman]

We also still have a few stations where you can still get like 106 Octane racing fuel! :D

[milkman]

Show has had me laughing a lot today. From the Shannon halloween and dog stories to the Saudi weatherman with the past 5 day forecast! :jj:

[SJ]

I was on the phone... just tuning in now

[iobane]

I honestly want a volt.

[Chob]

I honestly want a volt.
Me too. I said it a while back when Bubba was talking about it and caught some shit here for it. :jj:

[SJ]

I honestly want a volt.
and you question my sexuality cause of a tranny AV...

I question yours now cause of the Volt :lol:

[Chob]

I want them to make hybrid DeLoreans. That would be the shit.

[SJ]

I want them to make hybrid DeLoreans. That would be the shit.
the delorean is coming back

and it will be half electric I think

[Chob]

the delorean is coming back
Hell yes. :rockout:

[iobane]

Cause I don't drive very far when I do drive. And if I need to go far I have an iggy at rental places.

[Chob]

My current car is good with gas but I have a nagging feeling it's going to die on me soon.

[iobane]

Some of us don't live where we have to drive 5 miles to meet our next door neighbor.

[SJ]

Some of us don't live where we have to drive 5 miles to meet our next door neighbor.
neither do I :nuts:

there's 4 houses I could throw and hit with a tennis ball

[Chob]

Some of us don't live where we have to drive 5 miles to meet our next door neighbor.
I wish I did sometimes.

[milkman]

neither do I :nuts:

there's 4 houses I could throw and hit with a tennis ball

Bullshit, you'd throw your arm out on the first throw!! :jj:

[Chob]

I NEED ONE.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/back-future-delorean-plans-electric-car/story?id=14761822

[SJ]

do you guys not realize this is canadian music?

wtf are you doing playing this?

[milkman]

I NEED ONE.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/back-future-delorean-plans-electric-car/story?id=14761822

I think you NEED a job first! :D

[iobane]

Was gonna say, what are they 5 yards away?

[Chob]

I think you NEED a job first! :D
That too.

[SJ]

Was gonna say, what are they 5 yards away?
that CC drives nice in gran tourismo

[PeteFromPA]

I hereby pronounce the new Megadeth CD, "Th1rt3en", headbanging-worthy! :rock:

[SJ]

I hereby pronounce the new Megadeth CD, "Th1rt3en", headbanging-worthy! :rock:
I'll have to check that out

[Chob]

I hereby pronounce the new Megadeth CD, "Th1rt3en", headbanging-worthy! :rock:
Their newer albums have been surprisingly good.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I want them to make hybrid DeLoreans. That would be the shit.

Your wish is their command:
The electric DeLorean DMC-12 is coming 2013, so says Humble, Texas' reborn DeLorean Motor Company. That was the shocking announcement made by DeLorean in mid-October at the DMC Texas Open House.

But what else occurred on that mid-October day? Well, apparently a handful of DeLorean enthusiasts got to test drive DMC's electric prototype. Now, we can't say for certain whether this clip shows DMC's own electric version of the DMC-12 or the work of some shadetree mechanic, but we can say with confidence that DMC's Cameron Wynne (son of Stephen Wynne, owner of DeLorean) is the one who is driving the electric vehicle around the track.

Dubbed the DMCEV-12, DeLorean claims this electric time machine hits 60 miles per hour in a quick 4.9 seconds and warps to a top speed of 125 mph, though we'll have to wait to hear more about total range. Reports suggest the limited-production DMCEV-12 will retail for approximately $100,000.

[PeteFromPA]

I'll have to check that out

Really good, especially considering it's the last album on their current record company deal. Playing on my laptop at work, can't wait to get it on a proper audio system.

[Chob]

I still think "Of Mice and Men" is an incredibly underrated rock anthem.

[Chob]

Your wish is their command:
The electric DeLorean DMC-12 is coming 2013, so says Humble, Texas' reborn DeLorean Motor Company. That was the shocking announcement made by DeLorean in mid-October at the DMC Texas Open House.

But what else occurred on that mid-October day? Well, apparently a handful of DeLorean enthusiasts got to test drive DMC's electric prototype. Now, we can't say for certain whether this clip shows DMC's own electric version of the DMC-12 or the work of some shadetree mechanic, but we can say with confidence that DMC's Cameron Wynne (son of Stephen Wynne, owner of DeLorean) is the one who is driving the electric vehicle around the track.

Dubbed the DMCEV-12, DeLorean claims this electric time machine hits 60 miles per hour in a quick 4.9 seconds and warps to a top speed of 125 mph, though we'll have to wait to hear more about total range. Reports suggest the limited-production DMCEV-12 will retail for approximately $100,000.
I need a get rich quick scheme.

[PeteFromPA]

I still think "Of Mice and Men" is an incredibly underrated rock anthem.

:rock:

[milkman]

I need a get rich quick scheme.


Do your parents have good life insurance? :D

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I need a get rich quick scheme.

Seems like all the good ones are already taken. Maybe you can get with SJ and set up a King Bubba "Early Enlister" program to bilk the mizarks out of their cash??? :bigthink:

[Chob]

Do your parents have good life insurance? :D
:jj:

[milkman]

Did you get a refund yet Cpt? :D

[PeteFromPA]

Slashleen
There were so many hot guys at the gym this morning I blew a gush hole in my yoga pants. #swampcunt

[PeteFromPA]

Slashleen
Played Forza Motorsport 4 last night. Woke up this morning and I was still cumming.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Did you get a refund yet Cpt? :D

No, standby and I'll post my back and forths with Spice to see the all the bullshit unfolding...

[SJ]

Your wish is their command:
The electric DeLorean DMC-12 is coming 2013, so says Humble, Texas' reborn DeLorean Motor Company. That was the shocking announcement made by DeLorean in mid-October at the DMC Texas Open House.

But what else occurred on that mid-October day? Well, apparently a handful of DeLorean enthusiasts got to test drive DMC's electric prototype. Now, we can't say for certain whether this clip shows DMC's own electric version of the DMC-12 or the work of some shadetree mechanic, but we can say with confidence that DMC's Cameron Wynne (son of Stephen Wynne, owner of DeLorean) is the one who is driving the electric vehicle around the track.

Dubbed the DMCEV-12, DeLorean claims this electric time machine hits 60 miles per hour in a quick 4.9 seconds and warps to a top speed of 125 mph, though we'll have to wait to hear more about total range. Reports suggest the limited-production DMCEV-12 will retail for approximately $100,000.
yep...

the only problem is that I think delorean sold off his patents for heroin so... I don't know if they will actually be allowed to look like old deloreans or not....

I mean the guy was a hardcore drug addict..... and all he really did was design the exterior and cockpit... the rest is just ford and GM parts :lol:

[PeteFromPA]

Slashleen
If you masturbate in the tanning bed it's almost like going to the gym. #stillcounts #abs

[PeteFromPA]

Slashleen
A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

[PeteFromPA]

I fucking love that broad.

[SJ]

Seems like all the good ones are already taken. Maybe you can get with SJ and set up a King Bubba "Early Enlister" program to bilk the mizarks out of their cash??? :bigthink:
want to buy 100 T-Shirts?

[PeteFromPA]

Slashleen
My pussy looks like someone took a lightsaber to a bucket of meatloaf. #meatloafjedi #nerdporn

[SJ]

Slashleen
My pussy looks like someone took a lightsaber to a bucket of meatloaf. #meatloafjedi #nerdporn
eesh that's a nasty image :lol:

[SJ]

jeeps fucking kick ass

fuck the gas mileage

[Chob]

I like this Slashleen broad, she seems very orgasmic. :jj:

[iobane]

eesh that's a nasty image :lol:

Only if your mom cooks an unattractive meatloaf.

[PeteFromPA]

eesh that's a nasty image :lol:

She cracks me up.

[SJ]

Only if your mom cooks an unattractive meatloaf.
you clearly don't have proper instruction on how to use a lightsaber...

dirty mexican :lol:

[PeteFromPA]

I like this Slashleen broad, she seems very orgasmic. :jj:

You gotta follow her on Twitter, Chob. She's awesome.

BTW, what's with the 316 in your name there? Are you really religious to the point where I have to come up there to Albany and beat it out of you?

[iobane]

you clearly don't have proper instruction on how to use a lightsaber...

dirty mexican :lol:

Or I like cutting warm meat with it.

[SJ]

You gotta follow her on Twitter, Chob. She's awesome.

BTW, what's with the 316 in your name there? Are you really religious to the point where I have to come up there to Albany and beat it out of you?
stone cold

[Chob]

You gotta follow her on Twitter, Chob. She's awesome.

BTW, what's with the 316 in your name there? Are you really religious to the point where I have to come up there to Albany and beat it out of you?
Chob was taken, 316 is for Austin 3:16. Same with my youtube account and PSN screen name.

[Chob]

Stone Cold Steve Austin King of the Ring Speech - YouTube

[Chob]

Still one of the best promos ever.

[iobane]

Thank god he didn't jump on to that whole "what" gimmick.

[PeteFromPA]

Chob was taken, 316 is for Austin 3:16. Same with my youtube account and PSN screen name.

Thank gawd. Albany's too far to travel if pussy isn't involved. :jj:

[SJ]

that suburu will kick your ass

one of em's got like 300hp

[Chob]

Thank gawd. Albany's too far to travel if pussy isn't involved. :jj:
There's no real reason to come here, unless you want to see how the state government..heh heh..."works."

[SJ]

Thank god he didn't jump on to that whole "what" gimmick.
WHAT?

[Chob]

Thank god he didn't jump on to that whole "what" gimmick.
People that still chant that need to be beaten to death with the nearest replica belt.

[PeteFromPA]

There's no real reason to come here, unless you want to see how the state government..heh heh..."works."

I can believe that.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Here's how my refund debacle is going :rolleyes:
Sent 10/17 Hey Spice, I sent this email to Tom Bean several times and to the radioio contact us as well and have heard nothing back. Please get back to me as soon as possible. Here is the email I sent; original email sent 10/3

10/17 response from Spice "Hello Shawn, I have personally forwarded your email to Tom Bean. - Spice"

Sent 10/19 Thanks Spice I appreciate it, but I have already sent the same email to several of Tom Bean's email addresses prior with no response(s). Is there any other way to handle this situation? I'm sorry to dump this on you, but you're the only one over there with your shit together that I can count on to get stuff done. Thanks again for your response.

From Spice 10/19 "I really do wish there was something more I can do for you personally however I cannot. I don't handle any aspect of refunds. I know Tom is a very busy guy, but I do hope he gets in touch with you soon. If he doesn't get in touch with you by next week, please circle back with me & I'll make sure it's still top of mind for him."

Sent 10/31 Spice, it has now been two weeks since you and I spoke and still nothing from Bean. Honestly, what the fuck do I have to do to get an Early Enlister refund??? This is getting ridiculous. My first email to Bean was on 10/3/2011 and he has done/said zero to date. This is bullshit. Please help me out.

From Spice 11/1 "Hello, I have once again passed it along to Tom Bean with an urgent status."

Still high and dry lookin for a ballplayer....uggh

[Chob]

I can believe that.
The good thing though is the worst winter weather always seems to be pulled away from the large lakes. That's really the nicest thing I can say about this place. :jj: Also you go an hour in any direction and it's a fucking wasteland. The Adirondacks are nice though.

[PeteFromPA]

The good thing though is the worst winter weather always seems to be pulled away from the large lakes. That's really the nicest thing I can say about this place. :jj: Also you go an hour in any direction and it's a fucking wasteland. The Adirondacks are nice though.

I gotta get my ass to Flor-i-duh, St. Pete area. I can't stand the NE in the winter anymore.

[Chob]

Here's how my refund debacle is going :rolleyes:
Sent 10/17 Hey Spice, I sent this email to Tom Bean several times and to the radioio contact us as well and have heard nothing back. Please get back to me as soon as possible. Here is the email I sent; original email sent 10/3

10/17 response from Spice "Hello Shawn, I have personally forwarded your email to Tom Bean. - Spice"

Sent 10/19 Thanks Spice I appreciate it, but I have already sent the same email to several of Tom Bean's email addresses prior with no response(s). Is there any other way to handle this situation? I'm sorry to dump this on you, but you're the only one over there with your shit together that I can count on to get stuff done. Thanks again for your response.

From Spice 10/19 "I really do wish there was something more I can do for you personally however I cannot. I don't handle any aspect of refunds. I know Tom is a very busy guy, but I do hope he gets in touch with you soon. If he doesn't get in touch with you by next week, please circle back with me & I'll make sure it's still top of mind for him."

Sent 10/31 Spice, it has now been two weeks since you and I spoke and still nothing from Bean. Honestly, what the fuck do I have to do to get an Early Enlister refund??? This is getting ridiculous. My first email to Bean was on 10/3/2011 and he has done/said zero to date. This is bullshit. Please help me out.

From Spice 11/1 "Hello, I have once again passed it along to Tom Bean with an urgent status."

Still high and dry lookin for a ballplayer....uggh

His dickish attitude a few weeks ago aside, I do feel for the guy. And once again he did the heavy lifting today hosting the io show. I actually thought it was a pretty enjoyable show today with him at the helm.

[Chob]

I gotta get my ass to Flor-i-duh, St. Pete area. I can't stand the NE in the winter anymore.
I'm jelly as fuck when I hear about Janie Cakes having made the move.

[milkman]

Pretty much exactly what I figured would happen Capt, which to me would cause more stress than it is worth IMO! I get to worked up about that shit so just decided to eat it. I have enough stress dealing with my mortgage and insurance companies! :getsome:

[milkman]

I gotta get my ass to Flor-i-duh, St. Pete area. I can't stand the NE in the winter anymore.

no not St Pete!! We need no more of you northern fucks in this are!! You need to go to Spring Hill with all the New Yorker fucks!! :jj:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

His dickish attitude a few weeks ago aside, I do feel for the guy. And once again he did the heavy lifting today hosting the io show. I actually thought it was a pretty enjoyable show today with him at the helm.

Exactly why I decided to try and have him help me since he's the only one that will return a fuckin email around there.

[SJ]

wow still no refund?

that's fucking bullshit for a "professional" company

[Chob]

I'm over it. I just wish they'd fix their fucking shit and show some signs of life in this company. Despite stocks being one step above gambling in Vegas, and the lack of sympathy for suckers, I do feel bad for people heavily invested in radioIO that didn't jump in just to show how big of a mark they are. When I said things would go slowly, I didn't know how right I was. There is no excuse for not issuing a PR release a few weeks back. No one knows exactly what the UYR deal was for and they've been silent on that too.

[PeteFromPA]

no not St Pete!! We need no more of you northern fucks in this are!! You need to go to Spring Hill with all the New Yorker fucks!! :jj:

Fuck off. I'm cool. :ned:

[1c]

Afternoon Bitches
:beer2:

[SJ]

I'm over it. I just wish they'd fix their fucking shit and show some signs of life in this company. Despite stocks being one step above gambling in Vegas, and the lack of sympathy for suckers, I do feel bad for people heavily invested in radioIO that didn't jump in just to show how big of a mark they are. When I said things would go slowly, I didn't know how right I was.
you're mistaken - gambling in vegas is less risk

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Pretty much exactly what I figured would happen Capt, which to me would cause more stress than it is worth IMO! I get to worked up about that shit so just decided to eat it. I have enough stress dealing with my mortgage and insurance companies! :getsome:

I have a low stress job and no real issues in life, so I'm gonna see this one through. What the hell I have nothing to lose that hasn't already been lost right? :smug:

[Chob]

This is why I never pursued getting into sales. :jj:

[milkman]

Afternoon Bitches
:beer2:

Sup 1C!!

:beer2:

[1c]

Sup 1C!!

:beer2:

Back in the office, Just cracked the first beer..:happydance:
How's Milk?

[SJ]

knn cold air intakes are good.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

knn cold air intakes are good.

Yep got one in my RX8 and my motorcycle.

[milkman]

Back in the office, Just cracked the first beer..:happydance:
How's Milk?

Same ol after work shit!! Chillin n pillin with some Icehouse! :D

[1c]

knn cold air intakes are good.

All my vehicles have KN filters on them..
Drilled holes in bottom of air boxes on two of the trucks, Seems to work well..

[milkman]

knn cold air intakes are good.

Yepper, got me about 2 or so more MPG. The first time I got on it a little bit after putting it on it sounded like I put on an exhaust system as well! :D

[Chob]

Damn, all this plugging would make Bubba tear up with pride. :lol:

[SJ]

KNN makes NO FUCKING CLAIMS to increase your gas mileage

what an idiot

[milkman]

I have a low stress job and no real issues in life, so I'm gonna see this one through. What the hell I have nothing to lose that hasn't already been lost right? :smug:

I hear ya man! Will be interesting in the least how it works out and the timeframe it takes! been a month now and with holidays coming up I'm sure bean will have more excuses to be too busy to handle this issue!!

[Chob]

Oh and Cpt., Bean never got back to me about the Bubba Raw sub rebate either. Whatever. :rolleyes:

[SJ]

bean is a lazy fucking mexican't

[SJ]

turn your key forward 3 times real quick and it resets all warnings on a GM

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

I hear ya man! Will be interesting in the least how it works out and the timeframe it takes! been a month now and with holidays coming up I'm sure bean will have more excuses to be too busy to handle this issue!!

Yep, just like that bullshit excuse Bubba used to duck out of the IO show today. What was so pressing at his house that couldn't wait 1.5 hours??? Gimme a fucking break.

[SJ]

Yep, just like that bullshit excuse Bubba used to duck out of the IO show today. What was so pressing at his house that couldn't wait 1.5 hours??? Gimme a fucking break.
actually in this case I think he had to go - I think that the initial inspection has to be done with lawyers present so bubba can't go home and throw shit out and say "she took it"

[SJ]

and as we all know - a lawyer ain't working past 2pm... that's golfin hours

[SJ]

no offense stephen diaco :jj:

[The Butler]

Hey now.

Cable company swapped out my power cord to fix the teevee trouble in the bedroom and I picked up my prize from the radio station on the way home from work. Productive trip.

:beer2:

[milkman]

turn your key forward 3 times real quick and it resets all warnings on a GM

I have a diagnostic app I use. It is nice to know what fuckin codes it is setting before just clearing them! :D

[Chob]

Hey now.

Cable company swapped out my power cord to fix the teevee trouble in the bedroom and I picked up my prize from the radio station on the way home from work. Productive trip.

:beer2:
Maxwell Biker Vest? :jj:

[SJ]

shannon's a biker - I wonder if he rocks the bubba vest

[Chob]

shannon's a biker - I wonder if he rocks the bubba vest
No self respecting biker would ever wear that thing. :jj:

[SJ]

No self respecting biker would ever wear that thing. :jj:
explains why laskers has three

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

actually in this case I think he had to go - I think that the initial inspection has to be done with lawyers present so bubba can't go home and throw shit out and say "she took it"

It's still pretty shitty IMO... but whatever, he doesn't need a reason to miss the IO show, it's never stopped him before and I love how he keeps saying that they are in the "long haul" of broadcasting with no days off right now. Are you kidding me? For a while there they didn't work a full week and I believe they take a decent portion of December off. I'm sure BL could give us exact amounts...

[The Butler]

Maxwell Biker Vest? :jj:

$75 in food, gift card to an athletic gear shop, $35 in movie passes and a night at a local hotel.

Oh and Maxwell got whacked a few months back. His replacement is coming from 96 Rock in Orlando.

[Chob]

$75 in food, gift card to an athletic gear shop, $35 in movie passes and a night at a local hotel.
Not bad. A local station here was giving away a $20 Subway card or some shit. FM radio prizes have gone downhill. :jj:

[milkman]

Hey now.

Cable company swapped out my power cord to fix the teevee trouble in the bedroom and I picked up my prize from the radio station on the way home from work. Productive trip.

:beer2:

Radio station prize? Are you cheatin on Radio IO?? :jj:

:beer2:

[SJ]

since internet explorer is still fucking this place up - I will probably be banning IE from this site altogether...

just a warning to any still using that browser

[Chob]

since internet explorer is still fucking this place up - I will probably be banning IE from this site altogether...

just a warning to any still using that browser
I love your hardline anti-IE stance. :jj:

[The Butler]

Radio station prize? Are you cheatin on Radio IO?? :jj:

:beer2:

Friday night football. "Magic word" boolshit. Hear the word during the game, then be caller # X on Monday.

[SJ]

I love your hardline anti-IE stance. :jj:
5 browsers work fine here - but IE won't fix their nazi ass shit and it's causing errors so IE can chug cock

[SJ]

I think this asshole should have to keep his tattoo's - own the mistakes you made asshole

[milkman]

It's still pretty shitty IMO... but whatever, he doesn't need a reason to miss the IO show, it's never stopped him before and I love how he keeps saying that they are in the "long haul" of broadcasting with no days off right now. Are you kidding me? For a while there they didn't work a full week and I believe they take a decent portion of December off. I'm sure BL could give us exact amounts...

yeah, but when he said "we are in it for the long haul with no breaks until T-Day" he excluded himself from the We part! :lol:

This is prolly the 5th or 6th day he has missed since their last long weekend, which wasn't that long ago!

Don't get me wrong, I love nothing more than taking days of work, but I am not the owner/host of a business that people count on being there! It only makes him look bad and really unmotivated when it comes to IO! :idk:

[SJ]

anything AC delco is complete shit

[SJ]

none of those idiots have heard of tattoo b gone eh?

:lol:

there's a liquid that does this

[Chob]

none of those idiots have heard of tattoo b gone eh?

:lol:

there's a liquid that does this
Call in and drop some knowledge on them. :jj:

[SJ]

idiot should have covered it

[SJ]

you know what covers a tattoo? scarification or branding

[Chob]

Shannon was cracking me up with his imitation of that one guy. People that call in about car part brand loyalty are almost as bad as the iPhone/Android fucks. :jj:

[Chob]

you know what covers a tattoo? scarification or branding
Or just cutting off that piece of skin.

















...what? Mugsy, back me up here. :jj:

[SJ]

Or just cutting off that piece of skin.

















...what? Mugsy, back me up here. :jj:
well you have to get beneath the permanent layer which is about 7 layers of skin down...

problem is beneath that it isn't really "skin" anymore so much as liquid. it would be an awful mess

[milkman]

Or just cutting off that piece of skin.

...what? Mugsy, back me up here. :jj:

I say cut off his fuckin head...problem solved! :D

One less douchebag on this planet to boot! :jj:

[SJ]

covering it with white only works on some people and not very well

most people won't even hold white ink as it is

[Chob]

well you have to get beneath the permanent layer which is about 7 layers of skin down...

problem is beneath that it isn't really "skin" anymore so much as liquid. it would be an awful mess
Gloves...and lots of towels. :jj:

[SJ]

I say cut off his fuckin head...problem solved! :D

One less douchebag on this planet to boot! :jj:
if racism was alive and well you could just send him to an all black jail....

[SJ]

the guy that taught me would tattoo your face

he had one on his :lol:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

yeah, but when he said "we are in it for the long haul with no breaks until T-Day" he excluded himself from the We part! :lol:

This is prolly the 5th or 6th day he has missed since their last long weekend, which wasn't that long ago!

Don't get me wrong, I love nothing more than taking days of work, but I am not the owner/host of a business that people count on being there! It only makes him look bad and really unmotivated when it comes to IO! :idk:

You took the words right out me mouf. It also doesn't help when he has basically said in so few words that all he really cares about is BRP.

[Chob]

God damn it. That song should not make me laugh as hard as it does.

[milkman]

if racism was alive and well you could just send him to an all black jail....

What do you mean if? Just put him the segregated "recreation" areas some of them have to stop gang violence! :D

[SJ]

What do you mean if? Just put him the segregated "recreation" areas some of them have to stop gang violence! :D
didn't know they still did that...

why can't we just get along and learn how to be better criminals in jail?

[Chob]

didn't know they still did that...

why can't we just get along and learn how to be better criminals in jail?
Holy fuck, you're blowing up Shannon's timeline. :jj: Just call in.

[milkman]

And SJ calls other people twitter whores!! :lol:

[SJ]

Holy fuck, you're blowing up Shannon's timeline. :jj: Just call in.
you call in and I'll talk you through it :jj:

I don't like calling in... I don't want to get labeled a chronic caller

[SJ]

And SJ calls other people twitter whores!! :lol:
well if shannon came here during the show I would just post...

I fucking hate twitter. I can never give enough information in one tweet.

For instance - this fucking reply wouldn't even be possible on twitter cause it fucking sucks

[Chob]

you call in and I'll talk you through it :jj:

I don't like calling in... I don't want to get labeled a chronic caller
At this point, you'd have to call in a lot more often to get that tag. Plus I don't think you've ever called this show. So technically you wouldn't be a chronic caller. :jj:

[SJ]

would have been good if he mentions BJ

[SJ]

wait who has the hogan tattoo again?

jtsm? or BJ


they've become so irrelevant I can't even remember which of those two douchebags had it

[Chob]

wait who has the hogan tattoo again?

jtsm? or BJ


they've become so un-relevant I can't even remember which of those two douchebags had it
JTSM. Damn, chillax on the reefer man. :jj:

[milkman]

hahaha, dumb ass should have just put Carpe Diem!! :jj:

[Chob]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_K9xV1RFWwXs/SlR86-YkZoI/AAAAAAAADTw/i41l0WYgSwY/s400/mr_cool_ice.jpg

[SJ]

JTSM. Damn, chillax on the reefer man. :jj:
I always got those two mixed up... never cared enough to remember which was which :lol:

they both were like benny - they came on and I turned to howard back in the day

[Chob]

"That rub is a piece of shit." :jj: That has a potential to be a great running gag.

[milkman]

Damn, i wish i still had that pic of that chick with her puss tattoed like a monkey! Fucki Photobucket deleted it! Assholes! :(

[milkman]

Maybe he was in the band? Guy I worked with band was named "New Tattoo"

[Chob]

Fuck yeah. Megadeth and Motorhead are playing here Feb. 1. :rockout:

[milkman]

Motorhead? Wow, didn't think them dudes were playing for yrs! That should be awesome! :woot:

[Chob]

Motorhead? Wow, didn't think them dudes were playing for yrs! That should be awesome! :woot:
They do shitty little tiny tours every now and then.

[SJ]

achievement unlocked

[SJ]

tattoos on the inside of your lip disappear after a while too... they don't last. You could get something new every couple of years :lol:

really makes you wonder what having ink inside your system does to you...

[milkman]

Burkake time!! :woot:

:beer2:

[Chob]

I'll say it again, adding Tuddle to this show was a great call.

[milkman]

Yeah, they got a good thing going IMO!

[SJ]

love the burkake

[Chob]

I love the dichotomy of having a guy like Tuddle next to smoking mic weilding, tatted up biker guy Shannon. :jj:

[milkman]

Aint nuthin worse than clingy bitches!!

[Chob]

Meh. Darkmatch Bubba. I thought it was going to be the other one. :lol:

[milkman]

Well he was from Tx, half the dudes there are named Bubba!! :lol:

[milkman]

yeah sure, fatty foods are addictive! I don't buy that bullshit!

[Chob]

Addiction as a "disease" is such a fucking bullshit cop out.

[milkman]

True, but there are several things that are physically addictive, but food aint one of them.

[Chob]

I can get all high and mighty since I just finished 30 mins of cardio. :jj:

[milkman]

I feel like i did 30 minutes of cardio, just went in the house and got me some Starburst leftover from trick or treat!! :jj:

[Chob]

I feel like i did 30 minutes of cardio, just went in the house and got me some Starburst leftover from trick or treat!! :jj:
I can't judge. I mowed down way too much fucking chocolate the past few days. :dry:

[milkman]

Holy shit, now that is fuckin fat!! Man that would be disgusting to see a fat leg just blow up!! :jj:

[PACanesfan]

Oh gawd. I just tuned in to hear that story.

[Chob]

The Colin voice is a phenomenon.

[PACanesfan]

My daughter HATES Justin Beiber.

[Chob]

People are actually believing this horseshit?

[milkman]

My daughter HATES Justin Beiber.

Good parenting my friend!!

:brofist:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

My daughter HATES Justin Beiber.

Both of mine do too. My oldest daughter actually called him a "jobber" and I actually shed a little tear.

[milkman]

Both of mine do too. My oldest daughter actually called him a "jobber" and I actually shed a little tear.

Nice!!

Sup Cpt!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Nice!!

Sup Cpt!

:beer2:

Not much just helpin the kids with their homework.

[Chob]

Both of mine do too. My oldest daughter actually called him a "jobber" and I actually shed a little tear.
Awesome. :bigclap:

[Lerch]

hey hey checking in yo yo.

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

Awesome. :bigclap:

Yeah, I've got the kids using a lot of Bubbaisms (at least the clean ones) My youngest does a great bubba "power pig yellow" My oldest told me the other day that dubstepping is just darkmatch breakdancing. I started cracking up.

[milkman]

Sup sup Lerch!!

:beer2:

[Cpt. Mcgillicutty]

hey hey checking in yo yo.

What's up mang?

[Lerch]

just listening to some Burke. Wife spent the past two days in the hospital with pneumonia. the only thing i noticed no yelling and everyone got along at home for the past two days. :bigthink:

[milkman]

hmmm, sucks for the wife Lerch, sounds like a break for the rest! :D

[Chob]

There you go. The "____ is a piece of shit" is going to be a running gag.

[1c]

http://www.badongo.com/t/640/13920298

[1c]

http://www.badongo.com/t/640/13920307

[SJ]

hey hey

[SJ]

I know someone who got piss in their face through a heating duct on a construction site

[1c]

lol, I still remember my mom yelling about me not having matching socks when i was a teenager, Use to use the sock trick at least once a week:jj:

[SJ]

u wiped your ass with a sock? once a week?

[milkman]

We are starting to see what is really wrong with 1C!! I think it was a fetish more than a necessity!! :jj:

[Chob]

Now the stream is crapping out on VLC. :dry:

[SJ]

the stream just died direct

[milkman]

Same here, switched to the desktop, it is working! Hate it though, the volume is so damn low!

[SJ]

itunes won't connect

[1c]

lol, I lived in the woods as soon as I got my DL..
Spent any extra money I had on beer weed or flies.
To young and dumb to grab TP most of the time before I left..
Never told my mom and she would yell when buddies where at the house and they would die laughing..

[SJ]

ok it's back

[Chob]

Now it's spotty on the desktop app.
:facepalm:

[milkman]

Yeah, I do that at work..when it is real fuckin bad it makes you gag, I look at the shoes and try to figure who it is, then laugh at em when I figure it out! :jj:

[The Butler]

Afternoon marks. What a day. Databases are the debil.

:cheers:

[milkman]

Sup Butler!

:beer2:

[The Butler]

Just fired the io show. Missed the whole thing.

[Chob]

Just fired the io show. Missed the whole thing.
Be sure to weigh in on the mystery person Bubba has heat with.

[Chob]

Woo boy. Trainwreck incoming.


BTLSRadio @MrsBTLS or u just could have came out2 the garage 1 of the 50 times I've changed oil and learned then. But u probably were at spin class.

[milkman]

He better refrain before the court deal is final, then let it rip! He will fuck himself!

[milkman]

But funny how Bubba starts a twitter campaign for all his followers to unfollow her, yet he still does stalkingly! :lol:

[Chob]

Why the fuck does she still identify herself as Heather Clem? You think if she wanted out she'd ditch the guy's name. :nuts:

[Chob]

But funny how Bubba starts a twitter campaign for all his followers to unfollow her, yet he still does stalkingly! :lol:
We're going to get another goddamn Twitter circus where everyone starts involving themselves in their spat.

[Spaz]

Suck it !!!!
and afternoon all :D

[The Butler]

We're going to get another goddamn Twitter circus where everyone starts involving themselves in their spat.

heatherfannetwork.com ...................say it.

[Chob]

heatherfannetwork.com ...................say it.
:jj:

[Chob]

If SJ was here he might know the movie they're talking about.

[SJ]

hey spaz and butler

[Chob]

hey spaz and butler
Where the hell did you come from? :jj:

[milkman]

Sup Spaz! :420wave:

[Spaz]

hey spaz and butler

What up motherfucker !?! :D

[Spaz]

Sup Spaz! :420wave:

Hey now silkay milkay :jj:

[SJ]

Where the hell did you come from? :jj:
I been listening...

just cleaning and doing my exercises

[Ski Lo]

I wonder how Pam Anderson looks now..:bigthink:

[SJ]

hey cm

[Ski Lo]

Hey mang...
:wave:

What's going on?

[Spaz]

I wonder how Pam Anderson looks now..:bigthink:

rode hard and put away wet ....many times

[Ski Lo]

rode hard and put away wet ....many times

Yea...


Her meat curtains prolly touch the ground....:jj:

[milkman]

Tuddle is too happy for this circle jerk gay shit! :jj:

[Chob]

He needs the money.

[Spaz]

Tuddle is too happy for this circle jerk gay shit! :jj:

thats what i said last week . he almost has me convinced it's for the
money now. :jj:

[Spaz]

Yea...


Her meat curtains prolly touch the ground....:jj:

haha they prolly look more like meat stage curtains now :jj:

[milkman]

:haha: Meat stage curtains!!

[Spaz]

like a couple of pink Portuguese man-o-war jelly fish swimming side by side upside down ...

[SJ]

I almost dropped my supper the last time burke made the pussy licking noise

[Spaz]

I got the guys at work who don't even listen to the show
doing the CV :jj:

[Chob]

I got the guys at work who don't even listen to the show
doing the CV :jj:
It's spreading like herps.