Bubba Army Radio Listening Thread 8/8-8/12

[Chob]

Ned is back. Enjoy it all you Nedophiles. :ned:

[PeteFromPA]

Whoa, Bubba decided that Miller didn't have to bother coming in his last week!

[PeteFromPA]

It's Robin Quivers' birthday today.

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[Chob]

It's Robin Quivers' birthday today.

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Oops I forgot. I'll have to send her gift in the mail. Anyone know where I can find a brand new enema kit? :jj:

[Chob]

Anyone know where I can find a brand new enema kit? :jj:
And if anyone browsing this does know, please don't answer. It was merely hyperbole and jokes. Thanks. :sofa:

[milkman]

Mizornin!!

[zombie]

Morning Marks.

[Chob]

Morning Marks.
Welcome. :denzil:

[zombie]

:D

[milkman]

hahaha, I'm sure that is exactly what Deion was saying!! :lol:

[The Butler]

Morning ev'rybody.

[milkman]

Mornin Butler!

Welcome zombie!! :wave2:

[SJ]

Morning BWO

spice in full deon effect

[zombie]

Morning Butler my fellow Buckeye:wave2:

[The Butler]

Morning Butler my fellow Buckeye:wave2:

Hey now!

[SJ]

Morning Marks.
Hey Now, Welcome :lamabana:

[iobane]

Still can't believe he didn't go see Deion.

[zombie]

<-------A.K.A Kevin from Cleveland:whistle:

[zombie]

Deion is crying?

[iobane]

Most people who grow up in fort myers cry later in life.

[The Butler]

Well, at least he didn't miss it so he could get back to BRP.

[milkman]

Most people who grow up in fort myers crylater in life.

:haha: And not because they are going into the HOF!! :jj:

[SJ]

we need a hootie call now

[zombie]

Hey Now, Welcome :lamabana:

Thanks Jack

[SJ]

Thanks Jack
I think I just started following you on twitter - did I find the right guy? zombie kc?

[milkman]

we need a hootie call now

Ummm no, we really don't!! :D

[zombie]

I think I just started following you on twitter - did I find the right guy? zombie kc? that's me but I dnt tweet much :bigthink:

[SJ]

that's me but I dnt tweet much :bigthink:
neither do I :lol: just wanted to make sure I was following the right dude :D

How did you find out about us, if u don't mind me asking?

[Chob]

Ummm no, we really don't!! :D
But then how will you know where to get good protein shakes, BRUTHUR?

[SJ]

But then how will you know where to get good protein shakes, BRUTHUR?
yeah and who will keep us up to date on TNA and fucked up backs?

[zombie]

neither do I :lol: just wanted to make sure I was following the right dude :D

How did you find out about us, if u don't mind me asking?

The Diacos Show but took me a month or so to figure out where to register on site.:bigthink:

[SJ]

The Diacos Show but took me a month or so to figure out where to register on site.:bigthink:
:brofist:

U couldn't see the "register" link?, we had an error on a template that was hiding the log in... probably same thing

[SJ]

jd getting fired

[SJ]

wrong bubba, he's going to jail for hacking accounts... spamming is legal from your accounts.. just don't hack facebook accounts

[zombie]

:brofist:

U couldn't see the "register" link?, we had an error on a template that was hiding the log in... probably same thing

Yeah pretty much just checked today and found it.:D

[SJ]

Yeah pretty much just checked today and found it.:D
well sorry about before... I blame guido :D

Glad ur here now!

[Chob]

jd getting fired
What?

[zombie]

What?
I second that....What?

[PeteFromPA]

jd getting fired

Say what, white man? :brent:

[Chob]

Where did the "oh my GOOSH" thing come from? It's become more prevalent lately.

[milkman]

I saw them stories about the black flash mobs, raiding stores and shit..out of control! Not sure what it has to do with this story though! :idk:

[SJ]

I second that....What?
i'm just guessing... :lol:

[Chob]

i'm just guessing... :lol:
I don't think they know who leaked that shit yet...

Maybe that's why Langford took off. :rofl:

[milkman]

I'll take a dozen donut holes and your hole!! :jj:

[zombie]

You order a cream stick and she has yours.:D

[SJ]

You order a cream stick and she has yours.:D
:lol:

[Chob]

Be careful, that might not be glaze on your donuts. O_O

[SJ]

that bitch is stupid, she could have charged 8x more if she worked at starbucks...

[SJ]

the smurfs slready have a workout video out... :facepalm:

fuck u for taking everything sacred from my childhood AND RAPING IT WITH A RUSTY FORK HOLLYWOOD

[iobane]

Ma'am have you been eating your own product, cause you look like you got some frosting on your lips and chin.

[iobane]

They have yet to ruin thundercats and fraggle rock. Ill laugh when they try.

[SJ]

They have yet to ruin thundercats and fraggle rock. Ill laugh when they try.
thundercats movie is on it's way yo... sorry to roon that for ya

[iobane]

I'll believe that when duke nukem forever gets released.

Wait a minute...

[Chob]

thundercats movie is on it's way yo... sorry to roon that for ya
I'm still pissed at Spike TV for what they did to Ren and Stimpy.

[Chob]

I'll believe that when duke nukem forever gets released.

Wait a minute...
I said it before and I'll say it again. It's hard to wrap my head around the concept that we live in a time where DNF and Chinese Democracy are both available for purchase.

[SJ]

I'll believe that when duke nukem forever gets released.

Wait a minute...
theres also a brand new cartoon... i'm on the fence with it still

[SJ]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/8/128862895690575130.jpg

[SJ]

who cares what's true... fuck tiger, fuck golf and fuck this jobber on the phone.

[milkman]

hahaha, this guy calling Bubba an idiot for missing Deion's HOF!! :lol:

[zombie]

THUNDER CATS HO!!

[SJ]

did bubba even ask tyler what he wants to do?

[milkman]

Didn't Bubba miss Tylers race so he could be at some benefit race at BRP? But wouldn't miss one for Deion? For shame!! :lol:

[SJ]

you shouldn't have flown those people in to begin with...

[SJ]

say look bitches you got a free flight here.. so fuck you and wait or go BUY a ticket on another plane

[zombie]

Manson counter programmer.

[milkman]

hahaha, Manson hangs Bubba out to dry!! That don't happen very often, other than through parodies!

[Chob]

hahaha, Manson hangs Bubba out to dry!! That don't happen very often, other than through parodies!
I love when he does that. Seems to me he's been a bit quiet lately.

[zombie]

Was it important enough to make it? Tune into wrap up show starring 25.

[SJ]

where's Ned?

[milkman]

Oh man I remember when that so called jesus image was on that building here. I couldn't believe all the people that would be there fuckin daily!! Bunch of fuckin stooges!

[zombie]

Manson counter programmer.

hahaha, Manson hangs Bubba out to dry!! That don't happen very often, other than through parodies!
Even Manson thinks I could have made it.:bigclap:

[milkman]

:haha:

[zombie]

The teacher was a dude.

[PeteFromPA]

I need Fein.

[iobane]

All I got out of this was that everyone thinks he's dumb for not going and letting racing prevent him from getting national attention. The only way this point could be driven further in is if lasker calls in and says he would have gone to the HoF. This would make for a great Monday.

[SJ]

All I got out of this was that everyone thinks he's dumb for not going and letting racing prevent him from getting national attention. The only way this point could be driven further in is if lasker calls in and says he would have gone to the HoF. This would make for a great Monday.
ok where did u get the pirate nyan?

I got a tardis nyan and a super mario nyan gif but I never saw a pirate one

:brofist: :nyan:

[iobane]

Stole it from someone on another forum.
Knew you'd like it though.

[Chob]

Holy shit how did it get to be 10:00 already?

[SJ]

Holy shit how did it get to be 10:00 already?
well u see there's this concept we have called "time"... it moves in one direction and twice a day - it's 10!

[SJ]

Stole it from someone on another forum.
Knew you'd like it though.
too bad my ex didn't think more like you:lol:

[zombie]

Gong!

[iobane]

You'd strangle a bitch that thought like me, eventually atleast.

[SJ]

Gong!
:ding:

[iobane]

As much as I hate racing reports I kinda understand his fascination with racing, probably because I have an uncle who races swamp buggies.

[zombie]

Turn your radio down asshole

[Chob]

well u see there's this concept we have called "time"... it moves in one direction and twice a day - it's 10!
Time flies when...you don't have shit to do. :jj:

[SJ]

Time flies when...you don't have shit to do. :jj:
told u it wouldn't be a long week :D

[SJ]

time to burn a wheel and hit the rattler

[zombie]

Seems like this is the longest part of day 10 to 10:30

[Ski Lo]

Morning fuckers..
:lowrider:

[milkman]

Sup CM!

[1c]

Morning Army!:wave2:

[Ski Lo]

Sup CM!

Hey Mang..:denzil:


Got three things to do today..
1)Cut grass
2)Pay ticket....:bigcry:
3)Slack

[1c]

Sup CM!

Hey now Milk..

[Ski Lo]

Hey now Milk..

Hey mang..:wave:

How did the Braves make out lastnight?

[BlindLawrence]

Good morning one and all. Listening to some Ned bits to pass the time during that blasted tone.

[1c]

Hey mang..:wave:

How did the Braves make out lastnight?

Good! Chipper came off the bench in the 9th for game winning rbi.. Like the way your day is shaping up, lot's of slacking:woot:

[SJ]

hey now cm, 1c and Lawrence

[1c]

Good morning one and all. Listening to some Ned bits to pass the time during that blasted tone.

Sup Lawrence? How was the weekend?

[zombie]

Still....standing by.

[1c]

Still....standing by.

Hey now! Welcome....

[1c]

hey now cm, 1c and Lawrence

sup doot?

[SJ]

sup doot?
:toast: eatin toast

sup wich u?

[zombie]

Hey now! Welcome.... Good morning dude thanks.:ned:

[milkman]

Hey now Milk..

Sup 1C! No workin today? Sure wish I wasn't! Mondays suck!! :(

[Ski Lo]

hey now cm, 1c and Lawrence

Sup SJ...:wave2:




Lots of slacking today....:woot:

[PACanesfan]

Looks like the gang is all here this morning. Morning to all.

[milkman]

Mornin BL, PA!!

[Ski Lo]

Looks like the gang is all here this morning. Morning to all.

:wave2:

Sup bro..

[1c]

Sup 1C! No workin today? Sure wish I wasn't! Mondays suck!! :(

Nah bro, I'm working.. Had to stop by office and grab contract before I head up valley..

[SJ]

Looks like the gang is all here this morning. Morning to all.
hey now Pac!

[zombie]

Finally its like.... Getting teeth pulled everyday that tone .

[1c]

Noice, Roll the Jimmie:butrock:

[Ski Lo]

:milkdance2:


And if ya don't know...

[SJ]

Finally its like.... Getting teeth pulled everyday that tone .
yeah they need to change that...

[SJ]

:milkdance2:


And if ya don't know...
what that ur a racist? ya we know ......

[BlindLawrence]

Good to hear the Notorious N.E.D back in the house.

[1c]

:milkdance2:


And if ya don't know...dancing milk

[Ski Lo]

what that ur a racist? ya we know ......

You must got me mixed up w/ Spazman..

You better check yerself.....:jj:

[zombie]

yeah they need to change that... I would rather them just cut off a bit in the middle.

[PACanesfan]

It's never good when Bubba starts off with 'I am going to catch a rash of shit for this...'

[BlindLawrence]

I wouldn't be surprised if they made "The Lone Wolf Cries" as a ringtone.

[BlindLawrence]

It's never good when Bubba starts off with 'I am going to catch a rash of shit for this...'

It does make for great show material, love Spice's Deion impression.

[milkman]

How many excuses is Bubba come up with for not going to HOF? Now it's because of some kids going!! Sure BUbba!!

[1c]

How many excuses is Bubba come up with for not going to HOF? Now it's because of some kids going!! Sure BUbba!!

Wish he would have went and had to kick it with all the kids... He would have been full hot!

[SJ]

You must got me mixed up w/ Spazman..

You better check yerself.....:jj:
no no confusion... u want to hear that clipof u calling ur nephew a beaner again? :lol:

[PACanesfan]

I predict fail on the quitting smoking...

[The Butler]

Intrawebs just came back.

[Ski Lo]

no no confusion... u want to hear that clipof u calling ur nephew a beaner again? :lol:

i may have called my niece's bf a beaner...

Not my nephew..




smackass......

[BlindLawrence]

Bubba told the guy only two cigarettes a day.

[zombie]

I used Chantex....patch never worked.

[Ski Lo]

I used Chantex....patch never worked.

It worked for you??



It worked great for me.Quit 3 years ago.

[1c]

I used Chantex....patch never worked.

Fuck Chantex, That shit fucked me up... Glad it worked for you though:brofist:

[Ski Lo]

Fuck Chantex, That shit fucked me up... Glad it worked for you though:brofist:

Nightmares?

[zombie]

Nicotine is more addictive then heroin.

[BlindLawrence]

Sup Lawrence? How was the weekend?

Gearing up for NY, leaving tomorrow, 6:00 am flight.

[1c]

Bubba needs to get BL laid, then he can work on this frog fuck..

[milkman]

I used Chantex....patch never worked.

It worked great for me the first time I used it, then like a dumb ass I started again after almost 3 yrs! I really need to quit again!

[PeteFromPA]

I used Chantex....patch never worked.

Ditto. Chantix allowed me to walk away from smoking and not even think about it. It fucked up my personality for a while, but I've since gotten my bearings back.

Shit is scary magic stuff. I'm sure they'll outlaw it at some point.

[zombie]

I used half a script and one morning just threw my Camel menothols away.

[SJ]

u know why this guy gets over and benny doesn't? this guy doesn't boss hogg - he sits back and lets them ask questions

[Ski Lo]

HE HAD WEED?!?!?!?!


OMG



Throw this fucker back over the border...:lol:

[milkman]

Bubba needs to get BL laid, then he can work on this frog fuck..

Shit he tried...BL turned down every girl from Tampa to Seattle!! :lol:

[PeteFromPA]

u know why this guy gets over and benny doesn't? this guy doesn't boss hogg - he sits back and lets them ask questions

And he's not a phlegmy bastard.

[PACanesfan]

Yes there are Bubba. There are a lot of guys that don't get any pussy. They learn to do without.

[PeteFromPA]

Yes there are Bubba. There are a lot of guys that don't get any pussy. They learn to do without.

Sad but true.

[milkman]

Ditto. Chantix allowed me to walk away from smoking and not even think about it. It fucked up my personality for a while, but I've since gotten my bearings back.

Shit is scary magic stuff. I'm sure they'll outlaw it at some point.

About the only side effect I had was some wicked realistic dreams!! :woot:

[zombie]

He has no game he keeps.talking about his looks you need personality and the need bad enough.

[milkman]

And he's not a phlegmy bastard.

And not a complete douchebag! And a few other choice words!! :jj:

[PeteFromPA]

About the only side effect I had was some wicked realistic dreams!! :woot:

I had those, plus I got really fucking snippy with everyone around me. Hair-trigger temper. I stopped after about six weeks, couldn't take 'em anymore. Was glad I didn't need 'em at that point.

[BlindLawrence]

Shit he tried...BL turned down every girl from Tampa to Seattle!! :lol:

The Tampa girl they offered was Naughty Alysha. Not a lot of girls have mentioned my name on air.

[milkman]

Now he's gonna wait until he is allowed to return to the states!! :lol:

[PACanesfan]

He has no game he keeps.talking about his looks you need personality and the need bad enough.

Some guys simply don't have game. It's that simple. I know a lot of them.

[PeteFromPA]

I have a meeting until lunch. Will catch the rest of the show on recording. Later, guys.

[1c]

The Tampa girl they offered was Naughty Alysha. Not a lot of girls have mentioned my name on air.

We need a Butler/Naughty Alysha dating game:jj:

[PACanesfan]

I have a meeting until lunch. Will catch the rest of the show on recording. Later, guys.

Later man.

[milkman]

I still aint got mine! :idk:

[milkman]

L8R Pete!

[1c]

I have a meeting until lunch. Will catch the rest of the show on recording. Later, guys.

Late Pete..

[SJ]

I have a meeting until lunch. Will catch the rest of the show on recording. Later, guys.
later pete

[SJ]

tv on the radio in 3 2 1

[zombie]

Bernie Kosar owned the Cleveland Gladiators.....bad investment.

[SJ]

tech 9 been around for YEARS and he's mainstream... facepalm

[BlindLawrence]

August 01, that was only a week ago.

[SJ]

hooties gonna call now i hope

[PACanesfan]

Random plugs for porn stars?

[zombie]

No Hizzootie.

[SJ]

hiv is the new herps

[PACanesfan]

hiv is the new herps

As in all the cool kids have it? :grin:

[zombie]

Anal is the new hand holding.

[SJ]

fuck...i said this 8 years ago. anal is already over.. trannies are the new cool

[BlindLawrence]

Spice doing anal once last year, not surprised.

[SJ]

cm is a twitter slut :lol:


that is all

[Ski Lo]

:haha:

[SJ]

aleasha class did the tip thing in a porn mag 15 years ago.... :facepalm:

[SJ]

now we know the real reason jabs left.........

[PACanesfan]

Nothing says love in a relationship when she gives up her ass.

[zombie]

Anal sex for dummies including A.T.M and Brown Neckties.

[PACanesfan]

Anatomy and Physiology and Sex Ed. all rolled into one. The things you learn on the Bubba Show.

[zombie]

Toss my salad bit in 3 . 2. 1

[iobane]

Monkey dating game in 3 2 1

[SJ]

animals do fuck in the ass and cows are gay

[1c]

Nothing says love in a relationship when she gives up her ass.

Truth:jj:

[iobane]

Monkeys fuck for pleasure, go to YouTube and find the movie of the monkey mouth fucking a turtle or frog.

[PACanesfan]

Monkeys fuck for pleasure, go to YouTube and find the movie of the monkey mouth fucking a turtle or frog.

I've seen that video. That is just fucked up.

[zombie]

Monkeys jack each other off.

[PACanesfan]

The occasional foot job...

[SJ]

uh jesus's mom was a virgin... so she took it up the ass... say it

[iobane]

I think I'm gonna read some booking sheets and other legal shit to see if I can come up with content.

[SJ]

shut up brent, u can't be part of the lifestyle if ur wife won't fuck you without puking...

that would go over well with another couple

[1c]

Fag talk?? Move on...

[SJ]

we went over cuckholding last week bubba, 25 explained it

[milkman]

Sheesus, go get some lunch and come back to some redneck wanting to get fucked in the ass!! Where did this show take a wrong turn??

[iobane]

That's a good line to use for Brent hate. "Amanda ain't putting up with his shit, why should I?"

[zombie]

Hang up

[PACanesfan]

Sheesus, go get some lunch and come back to some redneck wanting to get fucked in the ass!! Where did this show take a wrong turn??

Nonsense. This is riveting :jj:.

[The Butler]

we went over cuckholding last week bubba, 25 explained it

Most things never make it to long term memory with Bubba.

[SJ]

Sheesus, go get some lunch and come back to some redneck wanting to get fucked in the ass!! Where did this show take a wrong turn??
right about the point when bubba realized he was gay? :lol:

[The Butler]

right about the point when bubba realized he was gay? :lol:

Now take off your pants. :jj:

[zombie]

Nonsense. This is riveting :jj:.

Most things never make it to long term memory with Bubba.
Remember the Hypnotize.Juicy debacle.:bigclap:

[SJ]

fuckit I need a wheel.... brb

[NedMizzark]

gayest segment ever

[BlindLawrence]

Remember the Hypnotize.Juicy debacle.:bigclap:

May 29, June 05, June 19, and July 31 of 2009.

[SJ]

gayest segment ever
Hey Now NedMizzark

[milkman]

I'm waiting for Bubba to ask how big this guys cock is! :lol:

[SJ]

this guy is just horny and has no morals

[BlindLawrence]

Spice's lobster analigy was silly.

[SJ]

Spice's lobster analigy was silly.
can't have an analogy without anal...

[zombie]

May 29, June 05, June 19, and July 31 of 2009. Hey B L, I called in Kevin from Cleveland talking about Maxwell what date?:grin:

[BlindLawrence]

I doubt Brent would get caught in a gay scandle.

[BlindLawrence]

Hey B L, I called in Kevin from Cleveland talking about Maxwell what date?:grin:

May 17, 2011.

[PACanesfan]

I used to listen to Playboy radio back in the day before Bubba. There are a lot of guys who would call in who enjoyed getting fucked in the ass, either by a dildo attached to a girl or a dude.

[iobane]

Closest I can come to that is an uncomfortable colonoscopy at 15.

[BlindLawrence]

This one is on "The Adventures of Blackman", track 18.

[zombie]

Closest I can come to that is an uncomfortable colonoscopy at 15.
IObane took a shit on the deal.

[SJ]

omg i just cranked my broken shoulder off a door frame.. i feel ill

[iobane]

IObane took a shit on the deal.

Farted in that doctor's face, no lie.

[BlindLawrence]

omg i just cranked my broken shoulder off a door frame.. i feel ill

Oh damn, that has got to hurt.

[1c]

omg i just cranked my broken shoulder off a door frame.. i feel ill

Careful foreigner...

[BlindLawrence]

I think the only other Manson bit to use the N word so much would be "Blackman On the N Word" from "the Clemulus Package" disc 2, track 3.

[zombie]

Like the burried the N word better.

[SJ]

Oh damn, that has got to hurt.
it wasn't friendly, I can tell u that much

[BlindLawrence]

Ned on the Debt Ceiling, this is going to be good.

[PACanesfan]

Good stuff here.

[BlindLawrence]

I think they could play this on the FM show, a few bowwows here and there, no biggy.

[zombie]

I don't know if they have enough Bowows BL.

[milkman]

omg i just cranked my broken shoulder off a door frame.. i feel ill

Didn't you just say that? :D

[SJ]

:rofl:

[BlindLawrence]

On second thought, probably not.

[PACanesfan]

Let me sum up the Ned song.

We're fucked. Absolutely fucked.

[SJ]

bubba needs to bumper this song
&#x202a;Trouble On My Mind - Pusha T Ft. Tyler, The Creator [HD] *NEW*&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube

[iobane]

NedIwanttobelieve.jpg

[BlindLawrence]

Steamy Synthia, oh yeeeeah!

[PACanesfan]

Chill is good. Chill Lounge is even better.

[zombie]

Bubba never has anything bad to say about a female I.O listener.

[milkman]

Bubba never has anything bad to say about a female I.O listener.

Unless they sound fat or redneck like last week!! :lol:

[BlindLawrence]

Bubba never has anything bad to say about a female I.O listener.

He did take a shit on Bloody mary on April 05 for not doing what he asked her to do.

[iobane]

Well deserved IMO.

[BlindLawrence]

Maybe she should get a rubber hand, like Woody Harelson in "Kingpin".

[zombie]

Maybe she should get a rubber hand, like Woody Harelson in "Kingpin".

worst moment of movie when he ate out his land lady for the back rent.

[BlindLawrence]

Britney Spears commited suicide in one of her videos.

[SJ]

worst moment of movie when he ate out his land lady for the back rent.
:lol:

that granny always cracks me up

[SJ]

wubwubwub

[BlindLawrence]

worst moment of movie when he ate out his land lady for the back rent.

the two moments, at least for me were:


1. Spilling hot coffee on a baby
2. Crapping in the Urinal

[SJ]

I kinda like the hook

[BlindLawrence]

This song sounds like something you'd hear at a rave party.

[SJ]

This song sounds like something you'd hear at a rave party.
u like glowsticks, whistles and doing ex? who knew

[zombie]

Wtf is this garbage beat sounds like someone blowing in Mic.

[PACanesfan]

This song sounds like something you'd hear at a rave party.

I disagree from experience. Youtube some Paul Oakenfold, Dieselboy, or John Digweed. That is rave party music.

[zombie]

This song sounds like something you'd hear at a rave party.

BL you rave .....sweet.