Your Dick / My Dick

[milkman]

My Dick!! :lol:

[SJ]

My Dick!! :lol:
your dick - has herpes

my dick - looks like john cleese

[SJ]

your dick - tiny row boat

my dick - v8 power stroke

[SJ]

your dick - looks like vietcong

my dick - looks like awesome dong

[SJ]

your dick - smells like cheese

my dick - is sure to please

[milkman]

your dick is small and worthless

my dick is huge and priceless

[SJ]

your dick - smells like chob

my dick - the ladies bob

[SJ]

your dick - gets dropped like fett

my dick - makes the ladies wet

[SJ]

:woot: 10 points for working in a star wars reference to a song parody

[Spaz]

yo dick a pin for a cushion

my dick a ram for pushing

[SJ]

your dick - has vd's

my dick - has a TV

[Spaz]

yo dick microscopic

my dick eclipse the tropics

[SJ]

your dick looks like tucker

my dick - gotta shit motherfucker

[SJ]

your dick - bitter coffee

my dick - yummy toffee

[milkman]

your dick - smells like chob

my dick - the ladies bob

How do you know what Chob smells like?? Oh i get it!! Wrassln oiled up buddies!! :D

Your dick gets stuck in Chob

My dick does chciks for a job

[Spaz]

yo dick like a weak ass spammer
my dick a pussy popping Hammer

[Spaz]

yo dick like a colonel of corn

my dick made for porn

[SJ]

your dick - a game of parcheesi

my dick - is names fabreezy

[Spaz]

yo dick hairy ass tapper

my dick causes natural disaster

[milkman]

yo dick is like a fuckin priest

my dick is a fuckin beast

[Spaz]

yo dick small like a bumble bee

my dick thick like a humvee

[milkman]

you guys rap pretty good for metal heads :jj:

:lol:

My dick has fuckin class

your dick seeks mens ass

[Spaz]

yo dick pencil eraser

my dick smash thru glacier

[SJ]

your dick - plain white honda

my dick - once fucked jane fonda

[milkman]

my dick they say taste good

yo dick like its from the hood

[SJ]

your dick - smell like hood rat

my dick - thick like baseball bat

[Spaz]

yo dick like a micro chip

my dick sinks battle ships

[Spaz]

yo dick penetrating dogs

my dick legend of the blogs

[milkman]

my dick pounds the chicks

yo dick gets other dicks

[SJ]

your dick - has big craters

my dick - big as a freighter

[milkman]

my dick girls like to lick

yo dick it makes girls sick

[Spaz]

yo dick nasty drips

my dick make girls crips

[Steve44]

Yo dick, a little bastard

My dick, The Fucking Master

[milkman]

my dick hard as a rock


yo dick limp like a sock

[SJ]

your dick - psp

my dick - ps3

[milkman]

my dick got used last night

your dick just gets stage fright

[Spaz]

yo dick got no size

my Nobel prize

[milkman]

yo dick got no size

my Nobel prize

Your nobel prize?? FAIL

:crylol:

[milkman]

My dick is sure to please

Your dick sure to disease

[Spaz]

yo dick shooting blanks

my dick ripping taints

[milkman]

my dick the chicks will pay

your dick can't give away

[milkman]

my dick chicks take with pride

your dick chicks run and hide

[Mugsy]

My dick an up hill climb
Your dick, a shitty rhyme

[milkman]

Shut up canuck!! :lol:

[SJ]

your dick hates canucks

my dick loves ice huts

[SJ]

your dick tastes low fat

my dick is all of that

[milkman]

My dick has fuckin game

Your dick is fuckin lame

[SJ]

your dick is real greasy

my dick is easy breasy

[SJ]

your dick - a limp noodle

my dick - the whole kit and cabootle

[milkman]

My dick is made to please

Your dick chicks fuckin tease

[Spaz]

yo dick a dusty fossil

my dick a trusty colossal

[SJ]

your dick - loves black guys

my dick - hangs between my thighs

[SJ]

your dick - looks outta place

my dick - puts smiles on a face












and then I skeet on it

[Spaz]

yo dick wears peanut butter

my dick fucks yo mother

[milkman]

My dick should be in porn

Your dick still to be born

[milkman]

yo dick wears peanut butter

my dick fucks yo mother


:crylol:

Poor dick!!

[Spaz]

yo dick wont go around

my dick sells by the pound

[milkman]

My dick pleases the chicks

Your dick just other dicks

[Spaz]

yo dick got herpes spots

my dick fucks lots of twats

[milkman]

My dick one of a kind

Your dick they cannot find

[SJ]

your dick - a refugee

my dick - is tax free

[milkman]

My dick has a job

Your dick a lazy slob

[Spaz]

yo dick infection toting

my dick looks good i'm gloating

[SJ]

your dick - absentee

my dick - a guarantee

[Spaz]

yo dick makes girls all vomit


my dick girls climb up on it

[milkman]

My dick wants a nap

Your dick wants Warren Sapp

[Spaz]

yo dick fell asleep

my dick awake for weeks

[milkman]

My dick fucks cougars

Your dick fucks Lex lugar

[SJ]

:rofl:

[Spaz]

yo dick limp and red

my dick raise the dead

[milkman]

My dick works overtime

Your dick in welfare line

[SJ]

your dick - lumpy gravy

my dick - has it's own navy

[milkman]

My dick is like a missile

Your dick a fuckin fizzle

[Mugsy]

My dick it fucks the tits

Mugs dick just hits the shit
My dick a super stunt.
Milk's dick a smelly cunt.

I guess this is easy.:lol:

[milkman]

My dick a super stud

Mugs dick just packs the fudge

[Mugsy]

Mugs dick a super stud

My dick just packs the fudge

fixed.:D

[Spaz]

yo dick all disgrace

my dick seen from space

[Spaz]

yo dick don't go far

my dick friction on a pickle jar

[Spaz]

yo dick don't work without gimmicks

my dick putting on how to clinics

[SJ]

your dick - a tiny feeler

my dick - an 18 wheeler